ew years ago 2 parents went out to dinner. The babysitter called a few hours later asking if she could cover up the clwn statue in the kid's room. The dad said get the kids out of the house we'll call the police we don't have a clown statue. The clwn statue was actually a killer who escaped from jail. If you dont post ths to 10 different videos then the clown will be in ur bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand. Sorry for posting this but clowns scare the living shit out of me
I gotta date the marble and then not call the marble back after not having a nice dinner the night before, when clearly I should've been the one to do the cooking because her father doesn't like me.
GOOD SPONGE. BEST MARBLE.
HuskyChanHasLazers 18 hours ago
I gotta roll the marble! I gotta firmly grasp the marble! I GOTTA COMMENT ON A VIDEO ABOUT THE MARBLE!
Jibrilliant1 1 week ago 4
i gotta have sex with the marble
genosynca 2 weeks ago
"I gotta sniff the marble!" squidward-"um.. Okay!"
Forevermoonlight13 2 weeks ago
0:12 Terezi reference!
thedarkpath44 3 weeks ago
What about the after-date sex with the marble!?
MonstrosityJ 1 month ago
my reaction to my first time with my GF
shadyboy969 1 month ago
i gotta marble the marble
fatzach09 2 months ago
I refer to this constantly when instructing my friends.
Spinwheeling 2 months ago
I gotta date the marble 0____O??
kitty101371 2 months ago
I GOTTA BE THE MARBLE :D
lizz754 2 months ago
PHYSICAL CONTACT!!!
OfficialLibbyKira 2 months ago 2
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ew years ago 2 parents went out to dinner. The babysitter called a few hours later asking if she could cover up the clwn statue in the kid's room. The dad said get the kids out of the house we'll call the police we don't have a clown statue. The clwn statue was actually a killer who escaped from jail. If you dont post ths to 10 different videos then the clown will be in ur bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand. Sorry for posting this but clowns scare the living shit out of me
1000Lsimon 2 months ago
Haha I always wanted to see this scene again thanks!
1201pinkfloydian1232 2 months ago
1.Sexual assault
2.Sexual assault
3.Sexual assault
4. Sexual assault
5. attraction
6. Stalker
lilsingingsensation 2 months ago
I gotta lick teh marble and eat teh marble and and..... I gotta throw up the marble!
jp123230 2 months ago
I like your description, its funny.
SomeSpongebobMoments 2 months ago
I GOTTA HAVE SEX WITH THE MARBLE
Spike579 2 months ago
I gotta wash the marble, I gotta date the marble, I gotta BE the marble! :)
xmashymoox 2 months ago 4
Is that marble... Or cocaine
Mrcoolz3000 2 months ago 4
Basically what I did to my Skyrim disc.
aznassassin159 2 months ago
Isn't it weird that the top comment has more likes than the video itself...
GamingFan96 2 months ago 7
He got to 3rd base before the date. nice goin!!!
wweboy678 2 months ago 7
whenever i work on a new piece of artwork, this is exactly what i do.
PenguinPownage 2 months ago
...I gotta wash the comment, I gotta date the comment, I GOTTA BE THE COMMENT!!!
newchihuahua 2 months ago 2
lol he dated the marble.
persiancat2008 2 months ago
The description for this video is genius.
JamesEmmyMaslow 2 months ago
Whatever you do, don't watch the other version of this video!
rickman1945 3 months ago
I tried to date a marble.
(Puts on sunglasses)
But it left me for some stud.
YEEEAAAA
BillyTheMilkMan 3 months ago 7
Thumbs up if you clicked on this expecting Spongebob to be licking a salt lick.
TailsandCosmo10001 3 months ago
the 6 people that disliked aren't capable of washing the marble.
SprayingJuiceXBOX 3 months ago
Captions: THAT'S JUST MOVE ON TO THE MARBLE BASED MILITARY ANYWAY
captinwoods 3 months ago
back when spongebob was good
21Rushisaband12 3 months ago
This feels like Family Guy for kids...
knives4cash 3 months ago
I GOTTA HUMP THE MARBLE
jesus77755 3 months ago
replace marble with penis.
xionxiox 3 months ago
RAPE THE MARBLE!!!!!!
alden6644 3 months ago
*insert double meaning here
Seriously though, I'd apply these things to a dream gf.
AceofDlamonds 3 months ago
There is no :28
SoGnar88 3 months ago
So he gives it tongue AND washes it BEFORE the first date
That's very unsophisticated
TheGLaDOSvideoCore 3 months ago 4
I gotta EAT the marble!
macandcheese306 3 months ago
I GOTTA SHIT THE MARBLE
HankADT666 3 months ago 11
@HankADT666 do you want it brown or green?
Wet or solid?
In public or in a secluded area?
VONRAT 3 months ago
Be one...with the marble...That is all!
GirHugger1 3 months ago
I GOTTA BE THE MARBLE! that used to make me laugh my ass off when i was younger idk why lol
Zooroonies 3 months ago
I gotta date the marble and then not call the marble back after not having a nice dinner the night before, when clearly I should've been the one to do the cooking because her father doesn't like me.
skeletonking1234 3 months ago 12
I gotta wash the marble, I gotta date the marble, I GOTTA BE THE MARBLE!
418D 3 months ago
I GOTA BEEEEHHHHH THE MARBLEE!!!!!
WhatTheFrenchToast00 3 months ago
YOU GOTTA TAKE THE MARBLE AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE!
snakeboy2009 4 months ago 53
I GOTTA RESPECT THE MARBLE IN THE MORNING!
lesbians663 4 months ago
Spongebob really likes that marble
sparklechild7689 4 months ago
artists nowadays aren't as dedicated to their artwork as Spongebob is.
barbaro267 4 months ago 10
am i the only one that sees word lol in the lava lamp
pizzarafal 4 months ago
@pizzarafal ?
graceisrocked 4 months ago
mmmmm the marble sounds sexy
AUDIR8ofNY96 4 months ago 3
"I gotta date the marble?" WTF?
PhoenixAngel429 4 months ago
James Hetfield: I GOTTA BEEEE THE TABLE!!!
ydms14 4 months ago 5
@ydms14 lol I actually get it. XD Metallica is dead now. -.-
WarPigsLukesWall 4 months ago
erotica?
ccabrera221 4 months ago
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That's what he said.
I0IIiP0p 4 months ago
I gotta date the marble! Lmfao
TheWingedthing 4 months ago
I AM THE MARBLE wait...how can i talk...?
ImaginaryWarmth 4 months ago
gotta rape the marble,gotta eat the marble
TheSnowballTV 4 months ago 4
i just gotta wash the marble
oleguer999 4 months ago
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087Alfred 4 months ago
@087Alfred WTF how the eff did you do that?!
yungsoulja038 4 months ago
@yungsoulja038 dude, just copy it from me. thts wht i did
087Alfred 4 months ago
@087Alfred Oh you copied that from someone? I was about to say you're a beast man that's AWESOME...but never mind now lol
yungsoulja038 4 months ago
0:16
no wonder sandy likes to hang out with him
firebert123 5 months ago
YOU GOTTA FUCK THE MARBLE
Kunwooyoon 5 months ago 306
@Kunwooyoon omg yer funny
TheBiggamer64 4 months ago
@Kunwooyoon Now THAT I would pay to see.
AkatsukiLoverX3 3 months ago
@Kunwooyoon i would give you another thumbs up but then it wouldn't be 111
Superspaceify 3 months ago
@Kunwooyoon Embrace is close enough.
BOOM3headshots 3 months ago
@Kunwooyoon only after you marry the marble though....
kindell46 2 months ago
I GOTTA BEEEEEEEEE THE MARBLE!!!!!!!
inuyashaboy858 5 months ago
the description made me laugh vid is hilarious
TheFlacker99 6 months ago 2
now you record it awesome! most people have there fingers in the way or have bad qautily, but you did awesome in it
lifeform106 6 months ago
i gotta BEEEEEE the marble
XxmyblackdelilahXx 6 months ago
Finally someone isn't using a toaster to record...
ANoobIsYOU 7 months ago 113
@ANoobIsYOU i used my fantastic iPhone 4
ooflagen127 6 months ago 102
@ANoobIsYOU don't you mean calculator? it makes more sense than a fucking toaster. toasters don't even have screens.
Seracila 4 months ago
@ANoobIsYOU would someone please tell me about these toasters that can record things? people are always talking about them.
umidontno040394 2 months ago