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  • i started laughing non-stop when it came to the octopus balls :)

  • lol Octopus BAWLZZZ!!!!

  • im not really one to be jealous of others, but at this moment, i am lol. i wanna go to Japan soooooo badly, and i wanna experience all these things you are showing us (btw i've wanted to go to Japan since i wuz like 7, and im 14 now lol)

  • from syracuse post a damn video love ya babe be safe

  • i won a fish from a carnival and it died in 14 hours

  • in holland we also have wooden shoes :D

  • AND THE LEGEND OF KENJI WAS BORN

  • lool love your videos <3 ^^ but about the fish thing...you shouldnt just keep 2 in a tank, u should have 3 or 1, idk why but for some reason if u have 2 its very likely that 1 or both will die lol crazy fact but lol thats what i've learnt and also....were u being serious about the butthole thing O_O cuz i'm all up 4 trying stuff when i go over there...but i dont think i could eat a butt hole lol

  • Your adorable

  • hi my name is eugene i live in va usa if move to japan how can i find a job and a apt.bey for now from bronxguy66@gmmail.com

  • the first five seconds of the vid i thought you were a at a barber shop :D

  • Can you do more camera work of Japanese culture instead of just telling us of it? I mean it is interesting what you have to say and you are hilarious, but you give like a 2 second clip of what is going on and then talk about it for minutes... if the later videos are with more clips of Japan than ignore this comment. I guess you are not doing a documentary, but your videos are so good I have to watch them, but then you tease with a quick glimpse and that is it.

  • fuck you are hilarious man i love you!, "ok so these kids theyve beein training since they were like born and THEIR LIKE NINJAS WITH THESE THINGS!" hahahah lawl lawl lawl

  • Now you know why wearing a Hawaiian tourist shirt is funny for Hawaiians. We don't really dress like that most of the time.

  • Guess what? CHICKEN BUT ON A STICK!

    lol.

    Anyway, most of it is an acquired taste.

  • most of the time the fish die because the tank is not prepared

  • have you tried kobe beef?

  • i have this horrible feeling i'm going to have to watch every one of your videos. the prisoect is daunting and amazing

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  • That is a lot of food and "food" items on a stick. I've probably already watched these videos but it is nice to just start from the beginning. Just me.

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  • LMFAO, if I had no idea what takoyaki was before watching this video of yours I'd be making a very strange face right now as you're trying to explain it xD

  • <3 this stuff is both hilarious and awesome :D

  • Takoyaki is fu***n good!

  • They make Vlad the Impaler look like a punk bitch....Win.

  • i just realized that i think there has been more than one kenji's since then...

    :p

  • omg im from weschester bro :p

  • You haven't done Tokyo unless you do a clip on Kabukicho whacky sex services and Akihabara's maid cafes, anime porn and manga.

  • @kelveto shut up !! u are sick. it's not all about porn dumass

  • You seem to have misread me. I didn't say that it's all about porn. It's one of the thngs that make up Japan.

  • You haven't done Tokyo unless you do a clip on Kabukicho whacky sex services and Akihabara's maid cafes, anime porn and manga.

  • maybe you should visit Taiwan. Food there are so good.

    I am taiwanese who lives in USA IL

  • I don't like this angle! it looks like your only wearing a shirt and we are about to get a nasty surprise.

  • HAHAHAHAHA ...

    perfectly said

  • @wuhlei lmao

  • @wuhlei dont you want jesus penis?

  • oh! that was an obon!

  • do a tour of your apt

  • arnt convenient stores busy

  • greece is the mother of meat in a stick wanker!

  • I just hate takoyaki, it tastes like rubber and it's hard to chew.... x(

  • @AZaikoku WHHAAA?! Takoyaki is DELICIOUS! :o

  • It has a rubbery texture.. not good.. but my friends love it though.

  • hahaha love those guys who want to be more japanese than japanese people. they really stick out ...

  • How much does your rent cost for your apartment?

  • a chicken doesnt really have a but hole it called a cloaca were sexual organs and the "butthole" meet

  • cotton candy in a hello kitty bag, Im baggin up over here!

  • Or even more than that.

  • Chiken anus??? Disgusting...I wouldn't eat it for $100.

  • Well, the thought of it being an anus is pretty bad, but it's as delicious as regular chicken. Lot's of food that people think are delicious, just cause of the sound of it, taste fucking delicious. Hell, I've had Chicken "vagina" and it tasted...well it tasted like chicken smoked in bbq sauce.

  • Lol wow ok.

  • @danialglover lol

  • i love all ur videos!i miss japan:(

  • octopus balls hehe

  • what does Japan do on Halloween?

    and what are some of the best foods to eat there?

  • they don't selabrate the day when dead people come to live

  • ... Thats not what Halloween means... Well at least not in California. In CA on Halloween we dress up in scary or silly costumes and get free candy... we don't celebrate the dead. I think they do that in mexico, right?

  • lol , "all foreigners wearing yukata . . . shouldn't"

    love your point of view, i agree!

    straighta nd tot he point

    also, im sure you have had such a treasured experience there that you wouldnt trade foranthing in the world, kinda cool you took the risk and did it,

  • Question, did you do a video on the Yen. Their money I mean....I'd like to to see money alittle hire than 10 Yen

  • you sound like tom green and that makes me smile.

  • haha I love Kevin but seriously don't give Statues a thumbs down. Its true he's in a robe and I doubt he's wearing pant, its funny laugh a bit

  • I hate the way you talk about the food at these festivals. They wouldn't last if they were shit food like you said. You sound really ignorant. I'd banzai wave your bitch ass.

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  • see The Simpsons - Homer Evolution, it is a wonderful parody and homage to The Rite of Spring Genesis to Extinction, Fantasia.

  • Watch any Ghibli film and eat your own words.

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  • lol japanese anime will always be on top

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  • chicken butthole!!!

    thats sick

  • Just saying that most people don't eat that.

  • Hiroko died?

  • "octupus balls" lololol

  • when you were explaning about the gold fish and you have to use like a paper net right, in thailand when i visit my relatives they have the same thing in the malls its was hella hard it took like 10-13 paper nets to just get one. but it was a little fun though.

  • BWHAHAHAHAHA!

  • How can you impale a butthole?

  • Are you seriously asking that?

  • hm..i guess i am..

    X3

  • Hrm, well it's pretty easy. First you take a pen0r or similar object and then apply large amounts of a lubricant... After that it's easy as pie. =D

  • XP

    Does not want.

  • hey tokyo cooney ,,,you might not read this,,, bud ill try i anyway,,,i am going to tokyo around (fall- autum)

    do you know a site ,ore a book that i can ordeer,, that say all the things i can do an can see,,, like places in town etc etc,,,

    thanks,, greetings from holland.

  • Haha, I got a fish from a county fair in CA where I live, that sucker lasted 6 years.

  • what americans best at food on sticks!!!!! man eat some kebab then talk

  • Which is Hawaiian, making it american so HA!

  • hmm so kebab is american wow roflmao !!! :D

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  • Fraggle rock \m/

  • Did you notice that in your vlog "Life in Tokyo turns 2" (or something), you were wearing the same Fig Newton Shirt?

  • Not an accident.

  • @tokyocooney How old are you and what year did you go to japan?

  • Lol

    "they make vlad the impaler look like a punk bitch"

    Loved it!

  • I love your vids ^^

  • God Bles You Tube

  • Westchester County Fair LOLZ! Yonkers FTW!!!!!1!

  • chicken butt hole ? what the hecK?

  • agreed. i like to know the word for that.

  • Do you miss living in the States...family...food...? I stumbled into your channel and I am addicted. Thank you for letting us into you life.

  • HAHA "makes Vlad the Impaler look like a punk bitch" LOL

    YEAH!! how is Kenji.

    its hard to believe hes still alive LOL

    but that would be great! haha

  • Personally, I've always been fascinated by Japanese culture, starting with its history. Thats what got me going, but now I want to go there for a lot of reasons. I won't bore you with all of them, but I will say that the culture is really colorful, and even admirable in many respects. Thanks cooney!

  • haha you're talking about kenji dying, but 3 years later he's still going strong

  • yo man tro fort

  • francais =D

  • Français.

  • They havent changed the commercial for the west chester county fair since the 80's.

  • do you live by yourself what kind of work you do there and do you speak japanese do you even need to like do the japanese people speak english

  • No punctuation keys on your keyboard?

  • wow. not one punctuation. haha

  • LAMP octopus balls and chicken butt Jajajaja XD X_T XD very funny. jajaja Fish Killer XD

  • LOL octopus balls

    i luv takoyaki:)

    the ones from Gindako are amaaazing:)

    ur fish story reminds me... i go to the azabu juban matsuri every year, nd my sis got two goldfish, just like u. of course, they die in like 2 weeks. my dad nd sis get all depressed, nd the next day they come home w/ like 100 guppies. nd a few yrs later, my house is infested w/ these disgusting pyrana-like fish. good lord. if ur dad is into fish, DO NOT go goldfish catchin, or ull end up in a situation like mine.

  • HEY HEY! chicken butt is good LOL! XD

  • is he still making these video's? I hope so

  • octapus balls lol hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahaha

  • only new york ppl understand that joke...lol

  • dude the shoe you wear dont have to be cloggy they can be bamboo sheet slips

  • octopus balls hahahaha

  • aahhh finally i have seen the arrival of kenji... and i was unawre he had a friend with him.... hmmmm i wonder what happened to hiroko..... FRESH SASHIMI

  • "octopus balls" lol

  • I wish I lived in Japan. I like your videos! Keep up the good work.

  • how'd he get to go to japan?

  • Why is he in Japan?

  • lol alotta people go to Japan for business too.

  • yeh, but i´m talking about ppl with no business like that, but it could be another reason too...

    haha, btw, wtf with th 4 thumbs down!? ^_^ that´s the truth guys, but if you still believe you´re gonna meet naruto you are lose, so keep "thumbing" me down =D ... hehe aaah, you cutie anime fans ^_^

  • Maybe you think this way because you only know Japan from watching Naruto?

  • ehmmmm... nope... i think that because a lot of ppl is obsesed with Japan due anime, as their principal reason, even when sometimes they don´t know absoloutely nothing of its culture, but they draw anime, they speak (also shout, and its hilarious) like a cartoon and also they call themselves as famous japanese tv characters like "naruto" (without mentioning others i don´t remember)...

    i think what i said is obviusly truth cuz, in a personal experience...

  • ... i have never known someone without those characteristics (obsesed with anime, therefore a "fan" of japanese culture trying despairingly to move to tokyo), And i know a lot of them, there are Japanese Laguage Classes at my college, and the whole guys are like that... except the teacher, who is a native Japanese LOL!

    btw, i have never seen a Naruto episode ¬¬, just tv adverts and of course drawings of it in my classmates notebooks...

  • Well, what you said could have offended a lot of people. I just went last Fall for Matsuri, Hot Springs, and Music clubs in Shibuya and will be there next summer for Tanabata. Not everyone is so anime obsessed, there are some neat things to do there.

  • yeh! i agree, there are lot of things to do, and not just that, they have a rich millenary culture, so that´s why i don´t like the kind of ppl (foreigners, not japanese) who just like Japan for stupid reasons.

    So that bounch of ppl "offended", may not be upset with me, but with the guys that i´m talking about.

    Good luck and enjoy ur hollidays in japan m8

    greetz

  • WOOOOOO.... WESTCHESTER!!!!

  • I worked at PESTMART for 2 years.

    Understand the fish part.

    Some die quickly and some won't.

    Those fish can get to a foot size each.

  • Hehehe Japanese Doozers. XD It really does suck being a gaijin, especially in a matsuri.. It's kinda like 'Teehee, he thinks he's people!' sort of thing. -.-

  • i love your vid, but dude. sit..not..like..that. yeah. k. bye

  • xD! A misery timebomb XDDDD

  • erm the comment about the "balls" heheh

    =D

    your lucky to be there! Enjoy ;)

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  • Omg im obseesed with japanese stuff and we had japanese pupils on an exchange to our school and they all walked past me one day and i had to restrain myself from going AHHHH! :P

  • look so good but taste so crappy.

    its usually yakuza side business.

  • whats gaijing mean??

  • Outsider..

  • chicken butt is tasty! I wanna live in Japan too!!

  • you're very funny!!love your videos!!

  • LMAO misery timebomb

  • JESUS

  • omg jesus

  • chicken buthole.....on a stick. lol!

  • DAmn! I hope i get stationed in Okinawa!!!

  • westchester county fair lmao, im from new york, i would love to visit japan one day(if only for a day), country+city

  • thailand is the same ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING can be on a stick here. So yummy, and they have chicken butts which i ate once.

  • Octopus balls are takoyaki, which are really good. It's a tiny chunk of octopus meat in a ball of batter, fried, then topped with things like mayonnaise, bonito flakes, takoyaki sauce, and aonori seaweed.

    I'm so addicted to them!

  • Chicken buthole!!! lol

    No offence but Japanese people don't waste food, they use everything (what is able to be eaten).

  • you look like Dave Grohl when your hair is long :)

  • hm...yeah he does.

  • Ninja shoe making shops rofl

  • what about chicken feces.. er.. on a stick?

  • umm...chicken butthole.....lol

  • Gahhh! The old Westchester County Fair ad.

    For those of you not familiar: it was a county fair, but held at a racepark in Yonkers off the Thruway. It's a sketchy place. So of course the ads would make it look like a country-western shindig.

  • i wore clogs made out wood in elementary school. they were "candies". its really embarrassing now that i think about it.

  • THNKS FOR LOLZ

  • chicken but hole >.> o my lol .............

    how long have yo u been living in japan ?

    and why chicken but holes on a stick thats just omg >.> now i really wanna go to japan ^^ to see if thats true >.> i wanna see it myself

  • Haha I just started to watch this series of blogs and your stuff is great. I love the back and forth between seriousness and jokes. Great stuff.

  • haha my names kenji! go kenji

  • ROFL CHICKEN BUTT HOLEs Hahahaa.

  • YEAH FRAGGLES

  • Me seve... Ok i'm not continuing this chain :/. But uh, you've convinced me to move there.

  • the first appearance of Kenji!

  • I love Hello Kitttty :]

  • calm down ben harrison

  • OCTOPUS BALLS!!  lmfao good one man. haha

  • ur vids r awsome and funny. i ssubscribe all of them.

  • I just subscribed to you today and I love your videos! I'm usually curious about Japan. I want to visit some day! I'd love to see where they sell masses of anime!

  • same here

  • me three ^^

  • me four!

  • me five!!

  • hey,my names jake and im not a cowboy