MST3k:TISCWSLaBMUZ (Part 3/10)

[Vortigern99]

"You will be twirled by a thin, gay Nazi!"

[balletcomposer]

"I cannnn't stand his acccct."

"Ah, the third Gumbel brother."

"Transvestite-Cam!"

So much gold in this episode.

[votepuke]

"Is this Confuse a Cat?

[NoIDidunt10]

This MST3K eppy is among my top 5 favs.The riffs were top rate.Especially the dancing and singing routines

[BlueEyes7452]

I'll put on your fishnets and dance with Heinz myself!

[dazedlady]

"You're not funny!"

"You're not a woman!"

[grausammesser]

Holy fuck - that roller coaster's the cyclone at coney island. It's still there - and still pretty awesome.

[Servocaster]

:15 I would love to see the Rat Patrol come over the dune and cut them down.Then it would be the incredibly strange creatures who stopped living.

[whoisdickieschnabel]

@Servocaster hahahahaha

[VagianTuerous]

So is that drunk dancer chick really a man? I'd do it in a pinch, I guess anyway.

[bmt277]

ill do it ill get my nails done XD

[lossennedlorwen]

"Polonious? Are you here?" That killed me.

[jeannec1]

I feel that if they moved the camera too much in the nightclub scenes they might reveal the water heater in the corner.

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Guess the genders and win a free cocktail!

[nut126]

something EVIL will happen to me....maybe she' been hanging out with the girl from "The Thing That Couldn't Die"

an EVIL sandwich!

[EarlWire7]

Wow...that Matt Frewer sure can dance!

[soldier716]

my dad's girlfriend had relatives that do tarot card readings and the death card doesn't mean "death" it just means a major change

[peteole]

..Let's be honest though, turning into a Zombie is a pretty Major change for most folks.

[soldier716]

to some, maybe, but to mindless B grade movie actors and actresses, it's not a whole hell of alot of a change

[soldier716]

i don't know the difference in any of these things, all i know is my dad's girlfriend does guilded tarot cards and it's symbolic towards changing from one thing to another... and doesn't really mean physical death

[DAJ01]

Why don't they just call it the major change card?

[Nonneurosis]

This is the sickest movie I've ever seen. I just ate a pizza and my stomach is churning. Did they have to take the camera with them on the rollercoaster? I need to lay down ...

Lol at "Polonius?"

[sokarsfleet]

I'd drink if I had a job like that.

[onomatopaeia]

"i drink but i don't inhale."

[NorwichTeenwolf]

"I am interested."

[redpaul79]

from the writer of Wild At Heart...'s pool cleaner...

[CarolinaOcelot]

"You will be trailed by a thin gay Nazi....."

[WolfKazumaru]

The crips, the bloods, and... Mike.

[ontologica]

This is such a bad movie!

And that was the Ace of Spades, not the DEATH card!!!!

[SkewYT]

Should've told Marge there that the Death card isn't always a bad thing, anyways.

[Nonneurosis]

Not to mention that the placement of the cards is also important. It could have been a problem to address rather than the conclusion.

[Nonneurosis]

Probably, the director only knew that meaning for the Ace of Spades. He would have had to try harder to get the same meaning out of the six of clubs.

[TheImmortalSaltine]

"The story of a rollercoaster and it's love for the wild mouse"

[chasingwords]

"Oooh dear, he should not frolic..."

Mike, you made me drool all over myself, damn you!

Man, I must remind myself not to be attempting to drink anything while watching this movie. Hilarious.

[Nezbitt]

That's the death card, isn't it?

Yes.

"Ew, icky."

[Falcovsleon20]

"Now wasn't there at one point a fortune teller killed a doughy middle-manager guy or am I thinking of a different movie?"

"We take Visa, Mastercard, and Dead Rats."

[Gander79]

2:35-Wait, when did the dancer's manager start wearing a tie?

[johnnyo3535]

"He's not a natural pole dancer, is he?"

[Tareltonlives]

"Please, der Fuhrer is out there tonight!"

[brrrenna]

"Oh dear, he should not frolic."

[Tareltonlives]

To quote another episode: I hate it when his face lights up

[fishgul69]

ltic (laffed till I cried)

[klickenpod]

she reads coasters?

[Dvaldez51]

"ohh...work your magic, Boone's Farm"

"early space launches"

[thesims66]

WHO IS CHANEL? OR WHAT?

[Tareltonlives]

Chanel is a general fashion company, I believe

[thesims66]

THANKS!! by the way has mst3k ever done a night of the living dead movie?

[Tareltonlives]

Nope. Just Zombie Nightmare and this film

[johnnyo3535]

God this is bad.

[rothiepotato]

"This is a hijack. I'm taking this roller coaster to Cuba."

I'm wondering if that might be a Monty Python reference? :) Maybe not, though.

[ltmarcos]

Its gotta be Monty Python they make so many of them through out the many epsiodes of MST3K

[DragonStella]

I dunno why people always freak out when they find out death is in their future. It's like, no shit.

[graph180]

It kinda depends on what you mean by "death in their future".

I mean if they're talking about death as the end of life, no problem, no surprises.

But if they're referring to death as a manifested entity (like the figure of death in Bergman's The Seventh Seal) then I'd shit my pants.

Think about it: how would you feel if some creepy mystic told you that a guy in black with white make-up and a HUGE forehead was going to detain you every few days and force you to play chess with him?

[TINKamikaze]

And I swear, that girl, all in black and such, really looks like Winona Rider.

[TINKamikaze]

Phil Niekro!

(HoF baseball pitcher who threw knuckleballs. The knuckleball grip looks like that hand's expression)

God I love this show. That line killed me. Oh, and the 'is that a mole or an air nozzle?', that too.

[Moonseid]

Near the end of the clip...

?: RAAAUUHH!

Servo: ....Who did that?

[AlbequerqeTurkey]

"Go Cyclon Racer Go" lmao

[swgmigraines]

OMG! At 7:39 and 7:45, Servo calls the crystal balls "Mommy" and "Daddy!"

[TheCripplerChick]

Wow, I've seen this episode probably 10 times before and I NEVER noticed that until you pointed it out :D

[DemonlordofRazgriz]

I didn't know Nicolas Cage was in this movie.

[DemonlordofRazgriz]

I didn't know Nicolas Cage was in this movie.

[andyp1986]

Don't have any stage presence or good jokes? Become a nightclub comic/emcee!

Jeez, I've seen funnier guys at open mic night at comedy clubs.

[Nezbitt]

Is that guy wearing Uggs? They're ugly in any decade.

[Tareltonlives]

"If Six Flags Over Texas had designed the L"-Shhh! Don't give the designers of that new BP bridge in Millennium park any ideas!

"The Crypts, the Bloods, and Mike"

[punwin]

Its Crips not crypts

[isopression8720]

'guess the gender and win a free cocktail!'

LOL I laugh so hard!!!!

'you and your stupid ovories!!!!' LOL

I love this show!!!!!

[chillinbuddha1]

"A magazine about the Jetson's dog."

[LinusManning]

Love that line!

[SexPist0lPunk]

"Somewhere, a purse hits a floor...."

hehe

[thequay1]

"Outtakes from the Manson family Christmas."

"This is a hijack. I'm taking this rollercoaster to Cuba!"

I love how they tilt their heads to accommodate the weird camera angles.

[rhubarb6]

Polonius? You there? Hello?

As an English major, I must declare that MST3K rules because of their random literary references.

[AnitaMontresor]

As another English major, I must concur.

[AustralianMan]

1:28 "i drink but i dont inhale" lol

[glenbw]

"Please let us off, we've been on this since 9.30 this morning!"

[AtomPenguin]

"You're not funny! You're not a woman!"

[Teckert09]

A magazine about the Jetson's dog

[AnitaMontresor]

"He should not frolick."

I concur.

[tritiumH3]

you know, this movie isn't very good, what with the coaster scenes and the frolicking and such.

[Blibertyblob123]

Mike and Tom during the fortune telling. HAHAHA

[PerryPlanet]

"This 1/4 square mile has unbelievably good light rail transit!"

[Iocelot]

"Hello, Polonius, are you there?"

"We take Visa, Mastercard, and dead rats."

"She reads coasters, then."

[TheGreenestG]

"This 1/4 mile has unbelievably good light rail transit."

"Now, wasn't there at one point a fortune teller who killed a doughy middle manager guy, or am I thinking of a different movie?"

"Early space launches."

[mst3k92]

Oh, dear he should not frolick

bring out the Nazis!

I'll put on your fishnets and dance with Heinz myself!

[satchmo7772000]

I agree with the frolicking bit.

[HystericalWoman]

Trying to get your girlfriend into a girly show? What was he thinking? Then again, this is an incredible tame show. Sears underwear ads are more risque than this.

[IrishQT07]

"If Six Flags over Texas had designed the El"...LOL

[Tareltonlives]

"Please, der Fuerher is out there tonight!" I love all these Nazi jokes.

[rabapab23]

Children of all ages will enjoy our exotic dancers!

[NUTCASE71733]

At 5:45, what does Servo sing? XD

It's hilarious!

[mst3k92]

Picture me upon your knee,

Tea for two and two for tea...

Old standard "Tea for Two" ;)

[KaterzTheMSTie]

Isn't Carlo Lombardi from The She-Creature?

[NUTCASE71733]

Yeah, and that part looks a lot like the doc's front door at the carnival where he works lol.

[tacopylas]

SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

[hackpuppet]

This weird dancing act is so confusing. I'm afraid it was considered "sexy" back then, too XD

In the future, we will all commute to work this way!

(Oh god the Tom Servo music XD)

I'd kinda question the value of -money- on the SOL, but hey.

Yes, booze!

[hackpuppet]

I found some medical waste!

Oh dear, he should not frolic.

He's not a -natural- pole dancer, is he.

Bring out the Nazis! (Lol what?)

I'm concerned!