FAT TURKEY LOVES HOT CHICK! (11/16/09-257)

[zackboy73]

how the heck can you skateboard

[PetChucacabra]

Shay:"He's a stud muffin, huh" me: *Silently nodding*

[Tommyjai21]

Who needs to watch the sunset when we can watch Shaytards!



[thatswhatshevlogged]

Two years ago today I watched the video that changed my life forever! Its my Shaytardsaverssry!

[Jenchixo]

Btw can someone guess this disney movie song :D

"That second star to the right . . . " <3 :D its soo easy ! xD

[Jenchixo]

aww ~ kisses babytard and princesstard cheeks ~ ! :D <3 lols at baby "byeehehe I elvieoo" x3 soo she kawaii god bless her !!

[hello240963]

Its 2.30 in the morning and im having a shaytards marathon. WHY SHAY WHY, WHY ARE YOU SO ADDICTING

[AmiiiYepp]

woah you can really notice how much weight he has lost, compared to him in this video!

[nerdgirlwithglasses]

good dads know disney songs!

[mlia2lol]

Omg I said big toe right before Shay did! wow I know him too well

[Vfreak8]

lol i knew that was from fantasia XD

[greenelphants128]

omg i just finished watching the most recent shay loss video he lost so much

[taylorbethhh111]

Shay and iJustine always sing the Arial song!

[KellyVance22]

10:52 The Shaytards started planking first.! =P

[jordanbrooke94]

i love love love when he makes the volociraptor noise!!!!! it makes me laugh so hard

[xCharlotte1994]

shaytards marathon ftwwwwwwww

[MyRealDad]

i only clicked on this video because the video had a hot thumbnail

[emmahulm123]

2:42 is kinda weird lol :L

[JJMM33]

@emmahulm123 Hahahaha.  Love it. Was thinking the same thing.

[RandomRose9]

It is astounding how happy hearing you sing Little Mermaid made me. Thank you Shay.

[butterfflyess]

its hard not to smile when watching your videos. you're awesome!!

[trinagranger]

Awwwwww shay is so awesome

[tard101x]

hey shay i hped u liked my 100 tweets

[MrsMJLoveAlways]

Oh my gosh when Shay was singing Aladdin lol I so wanna watch that now

[DudeNotSoPerfect]

WOAHH THE SHAYTARDS INVENTED PLANKING @10:56

[Kenjamin86]

Wow, how often does Shay watch the little mermaid?

[xxAxsxhxlxexixgxhxx]

aww i loved watching mommytard playing with the tardlets at the end! so cute!

[xxAxsxhxlxexixgxhxx]

It's so funny to hear you singing disney songs when i was just playing them obnoxiously loudly before i decided to continue on my shaytards marathon!

[LuckyDuck425]

Was anyone else singing rather obnoxiously with Shay during his Little Mermaid ensemble? I was :D

[tigerluver43]

lol i like how you know the words to the little mermaid better than me and im a 15 year old girl :]

[lilangie23423]

omq..we have the same dog leash lmaoo

[Pacorocks411]

@kys0716 Didn't see it!

[adoorableknobs]

1:43 lmfao poor katielette!!!! Or lucky, depending on how she is. hahaha

[xin00sarah]

Does Ben have a channel??? If so what is it??? I know that he wasn't in one but I don't want to rewatch videos to see which ones hes in

[Emmalanit9692]

I'm sooo excited for y'all to move back!!!

[saraclarke20]

Hey Shay Wheres Your Helmet <3 Its A Must When Driving A Bike <3

[miGsKills]

Over here, motorcycles going through all the traffic is called 'Filtering'.

[GiovanniRose277]

aww, disney movies ....i love tangled that just came out!

[TheRawritsbeth]

at 9:11 Bruno mars left his piano

[spotlightonapple]

8:59 I laughed so hard that Shay just laughed and rode right passed that homeless guy.

[myrandomthoughtss]

hold down the number 2 xD epic kiss from joe :D

[MsShaytardfan]

8:49 people in back ^_^

[CELC1989]

If you take the little mermaid song and replace the 'girl' with 'man' and the 'she' with 'he' and the 'thing-a-ma-bob's' with 'children' and the 'twenty' with 'three' and the 'but who cares, no big deal' with 'you guys care, we're a big deal' THAT'S A PERFECT DESCRIPTION OF YOUR LIFE! :D

P.S. Princesstard said "Star whores!" XD

[asskickerone]

KASSEM AND LISA!

[Rayefire1]

Little mermaid is a spioled brat she already has like 12,000 things and she wants more.

[goldenxshimmer]

jewfroooooooooooo =)

[goldenxshimmer]

0:03 - 0:18 looks at malachi's tongue, all flippy floppeh ooooooooh

[rentluver95]

thats a little innapropriate! GOBBLE GOBBLE!! LMFAO

[BrandonLHawk86]

ccool you knew mermaid song

[TheCebago]

STOP 8:48!!

[TheCebago]

STOP AT 8:45!!!

[Neevvuhh]

shay, please take your kids to disney world!

[ZAchaPi]

@Neevvuhh He already did. Search it!

[Neevvuhh]

@ZAchaPi he went to disney land, disney world would be so cool to the kids.

[michelleeez]

THIS WAS MY FIRST SHAYTARDS VLOG!!!!!!!!!!

[ryanmccormick417]

@michelleeez owch you were missing out

[xNickQs]

Grizzly Adams did have a beard had to say it

[anderberger]

SHAY quit choking your turkey

[AarikaLaine]

8:45 and on...for people who dont live on the coast and rarely visit..what an acid trip 

[Ma2sim]

08:59 did you see the man with the golden voice?!

[coal1987]

:24 shay looks like Al from Home Improvement

[theslipknotadrian]

2:46 it funny

[AtlantaHospiceRN]

look at how little BABYTARD is!!!!

[VioletSatellite]

Wow Babytard has Grown"

[darkiz7]

joe is a jew

[CeceliaSilva]

"It's a Turkey Its Not What you think!"

[DaLeadBull]

Sontard is a pro at riding bikes now!

[Chr0n0micon]

the guy at 3:31 is KassemG

[lembatt]

who is this man on 3:31 ?!

he is on every fckn yt vid -.-

[SanzenCellara]

@lembatt brother of lisanova, dunno the name.. but its said in a vlog

[charlottesteege666]

@lembatt Kassem G x x x

[MyHoney1997]

this video is sooooooooooooooo funny

[kodomokomodo]

i wish i could live in california...........it's so beautiful how you can go to the beach everyday......i love the beach!!!!

[bigtonykeisler]

Why is this on youtube?



[fendergab]

8:48 B00B5!

[LiLAngel1622]

LOL AT WHERE THE TURKEY NECK WAS

[sgtkiko]

i wonder how many miles can a great dane run along side a bike

[eleva12345]

I LOVE UR SONGG <3

[iNViSiBLeCaKe27]

OMG 10:33 THE DOOR IS CLOSED !!!!!!

[lyshabysha]

1:03 joe looks like richard simmons haha

[TheWillGremlin]

I was watching a show about top 10 beaches venace was number 4 and kassem G was in the background

[0MissElizabeth0]

@TheWillGremlin thats really cool, I'd like to see that

[ichiilah]

whos left hand is on their chin?

[jakubzx]

Shay is a pro vlogger... he can drive/ skateboard/ bike/ walk and vlog at the same time :P

[thecolorfuldevil]

guees what shay? YOU MOVED!

[dasherbaby411]

omg i said big toe tooo!

[pinkpapl3]

i kissed the camra when she kissed it she is a cute baby she is just like my little sister

[DrWmPierceAudio]

Don't give in a lose weight man! Be a fatty bo blatty! It's much more fun.

[itsmaria11]

Despite the fact that you are overweight, you have a beautifal wife and family. Its nice that you are trying to lose weight for your family an l am happy for you. Dont let your weight get you you because you are a lucky man! :D

[shanxox12]

i love Babytard

[ChannelZach]

6:09 .........FAIL

[VegetarianJesus]

The males in the family seemed to have inherited all of the fat genes

[VideoScoopTV]

I love it when they have all these games.

do they make em up? ;D

[deltown147]

lol show me :D

[brenniiful]

Shay's the girl who has everything :D

[MrGuitarguy26]

not funny

[MrPjotrus]

what a cute family you are very lucky:D

[deirdrekearney]

I CAN'T DO IT

[bfmv580]

The Land of the Free, yet you can only filter (lanesplit) in one state. That seems ironic...still though America is awesome :-)

[jakerawk]

suit

[polytheho]

Fuck, I just want to play Combat Arms

[nerdherd10]

2:44 :O lol

[ChloeSapienza]

A piano on the path?!

[jordanzharan]

I have the same bike

[LunabuIreland]

What a lot of rubbish!

[SparklyMango13]

i wanna be where the people are i wanna see wanna see what is it walking around on those what do u call em agian FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET up where they walk up where they run up where they spend all day in thaaaaaaaaaaaaa sun nwonder free wish i could be part of your world~~~~ LOVE IT

[laxzach14]

this is weird

[rbkkeys]

i wanna play the pillow game!

[MsKiisable]

omg! kids close your eyes! 2:43

[supersexytammra]

im hot

[inegypt2day]

you are funny dady

[LogicIsDistorted]

LOVE IT =)

[southphilie]

penis at 2:40

[cacle7]

I hate when motorcycles do that!

[banjojackson2]

Stop spelling suit as suite!

[azarath101]

2:48 ! lol !  XD

[paigekaylamaddie]

yea scateboerd



[Norene4832]

Nice video, liked it alot thanks!

[boonhii]

NIGHT ON BALD MT FOR THE WIND!

[954jerk123]

for some reason i knew u were gunna do alladin i can show u the world lmfao classic

[mesuhlikemusic]

i KNEW you were going to sing a song from Aladdin. I thought you were going to sing a Whole New World though.. But i was close. And i have one seen Fantasia once when i was a child, but i figured Joes song was from that movie.. Sounded like it would be from it.

[fuzluv95]

lol idk y but when i saw babytard i was just like, "that's the dress princesstard wore in INSOMNIAC BREAKFAST!"

[mikemac1024]

lol. shay went through the homeless district! XD

[SmokeTreeAllDay]

whats a turkey suite?

[701cartons]

Isn't that called white lineing?

[xxx666riley666xxx]

when did mommytard get pregnant

[aMAYzingful]

I started singing along.

[ioalex96]

you did it you listened to me yea

[napoliman99]

I thought Phil was living in New York. He moved out there too? Damn, lucky guys.

[napoliman99]

They are filming a movie about John Candy's life and Shay would be perfect for the role. He is fat , funny, and he has the same laugh. Who the hell is Joe anyway?

[saosinmatt92]

10:30 there is rocktard being abused.. looked like he was just thrown on the floor. lol pretty funny how he wasn't born yet but they already had a little baby doll that looks just like him :P. Shay honest question... can you truely see into the future? it would only make sense

[loganSwo]

Shay, I think your beard is about a 20 pounder. I'm just sayin'.

[BansheeBoy95DE]

really how many grown men do you know, that know the entire little mermaid song.

HOW GAY!!!!!!

[1xXD4N13LXx1]

Gavin is a sweet name

Gavin Carl lol

i wonder if his friends call him sontard lol

[LarsAlfredson]

@1xXD4N13LXx1 There is nobody with that name. His real name is sontard, unless Shay says otherwise. Or says that it is okay to use any other names than the tard-names.

[gracyx33]

That hbos sign made my day. xDD

[MAFM97]

im not a loser but i tried the toe andcpilliw thing at 12:11 at night and i was successful

[tahaguy]

@sweetie1039 How did you jump to that conclusion? I don't post the names, I have a thing called ears and I can hear the names jackass.

[NightmareAhead]

I was singing along with Shay. he should do a sing-along! lmao

[tahaguy]

6:10 you said sontard, but did I hear the beginning of his name? Shay made a mistake! Hooray...

[sweetie1039]

@tahaguy every one knows his name is gavin

[tahaguy]

@sweetie1039 Yeah, but I don't say it like you people. They hide their names for a reason. I know Princesstards and Babytards names, but I'm not gonna say them.

[LarsAlfredson]

@sweetie1039 Well, that is true. Bat even though we know the real names, we should still keep away from blurting them out. I know the names of all three kids, mommytards name and their last name, but out of respect for Shaycarl, and his family, i shut my mouth about that.

[sweetie1039]

@LarsAlfredson i know what u mean but mostly every shaytards fans know there names except for rocktards name wich no one knows i rspect your opnion but im just stating a fact

[LarsAlfredson]

@sweetie1039 Well, knowing is one thing, saying it is something else. I know the names already, but it is still his family and for me it is a matter of respect to follow his wishes. So, even though you might know, it is better to be quiet about it, since that is what Shaycarl would want.

[sweetie1039]

@LarsAlfredson well i dont get what your saying if every one knows it whats wrong with saying its not like the worlds going to end i understand if they didint want to say there kids names on youtube but since he knew he said why did he put this one on youtube or just edited it out of the video obisvaly he knew

[LarsAlfredson]

@sweetie1039 It is just disrespectfull to blurt the names out all the time. Sure, he slipped up and now people know the names. But, why can´t people respect his wishes and just stop using the names. It is his family, not yours. So you just do what he wants, untill he says otherwise. And besides, he allways says that he is going to edit something out, but never does. Why not ask for his approval before using the names? It would be the right thing to do.

[sweetie1039]

@LarsAlfredson i know but we cant make every one in the world happy if he said it and didint edit it out its his fault he shoulding be complaing since he didint edit and knew he said it also u cant tell me what to do i am my own person and i make my decisons

[LarsAlfredson]

@sweetie1039 Sure, i just think that you are disrespecting him and his family by just blurting the names out. Sure, you can make decisions about your own life. But, the shaytard family is not really a part of your life. Sure, he invites us to join in and take part in his life. Blurting the names out, even though it is clear that he want to keep the names a secret is just disrespectfull. Sure, you make your own choices, but you don´t respect him or the family.

[sweetie1039]

@LarsAlfredson i know but everyone already knows the names its not like people sit on their chair for 2 hour s and read every comment

[Homegrown66]

shooting the gap? lol

[aznb1tch4eve]

Shay, you should of said chin & ear on the pillow!! lol

[telephotousa]

OK...just curious. Why was Joe hanging around all the time? Was he staying with you at the time or something?

[Lakaisk813]

Lisa nova is hot

[sethatronifyable]

Joe's afro looks AWESOME!

[salvie123456]

Since when does Shay have long hair

[Finstahy]

1:07

Joe looks like Robby Krieger, the guitarist for the doors.

[mdwannabe83]

What a cute family man. You are a lucky man

[MrBohele]

I GOT JOE'S