THE FURRY CHEQUE BOOK - Tropfest Finalist

[TempoTemple]

Amazing what people with intimacy issues will tell themselves to deny their problems isn't it? Let’s all reduce one another to the status of "meat" shall we? That way we don't ever have to worry about feeling anything but mutual wan**ing!!!

[in2universe]

she might feel and live the life of a Queen now, but in long term, she will regret these stuff man!!

[TheGo4gold]

i think this is FABULOUS! haha u doubt? Cumon! this is what life is all about! making you own life ;) haha love how she has just taken over! and applied her Ideas in convenient ways hahaha shes got it.

[VizPhoria]

BOB...

"The Builder"

- straight up, amazing

[nambypamby34]

Don't hate.

[onebrokendream]

this chick is fucking brilliant!

[gabbafiend]

no wonder her hubby left her. due to her being a big old whore!! :-D I would probably wash her dishes but not anything big like garden work!

[minski76]

win-win situation for everyone involved.

eveything is consensual and nobody is forced to do anything....

you may call it prostitution, but there is nothing wrong with this kind of prostitution.

[oldwaysmusic]

damn, maybe I should take out an add in a paper, though don't think there's much a bloke could do for an apartment

[tomfrh]

ha ha, what a cool lady.

[lovejoyb]

some women are just so damn brilliant.... sheer genius really. x

[lovejoyb]

.......talk about cheeky.

[daddyleon]

hahaha, i like that word play. xD

[merseyside00]

wow. hehe.

[Marcusthegladiator]

Prostitution isnt illegal in australia? What a nasty milf! Why was this in the film festival though?

[HomoCyberneticus]

[Part 1]

And how is this prostitution? It's willing, between two adult individuals; the only distinction being that it's a planned encounter (compared to the chance one). If you mowed her lawn, and she offered you to - again - "mow her lawn" in exchange of payment, you would have probably accepted the offer.

In prostitution, you are asking for money (or in rare cases something else) in exchange for sex. Here, she's offering "the service" in exchange for the service provided.

[HomoCyberneticus]

[Part 2]

Work done by a man while she's frolicking could also be considered a form of foreplay. From evolutionary perspective, she's catering to your need to feel "manly" by doing the "manly" chores (and later satisfy the lust that's been your driving force behind the job-well-done), while you're giving her the feeling of security and being provided for (and cater to hers sexual needs as well). As she said: she's in a win-win situation, and that makes her feel... well, powerful.

[HomoCyberneticus]

[Disclamer]

To easily offended: Forgive the usage of a "few choice phrases" in previous comments.

[sajfreeman]

prostitution. end of story. be quiet

[HomoCyberneticus]

Frell the hell off. I wasn't talkin' to you.

[sajfreeman]

yeah na prostitution full stop.

[daddyleon]

What's wrong with prostitution, "if both sides agree"?

[TempoTemple]

@HomoCyberneticus Spoken like a real moron mate.

[uncreativeranter]

what a slut . The problem is that shes ruining it for other women cause guys wont want to do anything for a woman now without a fuck involved.

[HomoCyberneticus]

Riiight, and SHE is the one to blame because GUYS are the ones who don't want anything to do without sex involved. Men are those that "prostitute" women's bodies all over the place - just take the marketing industry: you reeeeeally think that the company producing "Dove" [soap or whatever] (doesn't) needs to fill the whole video frame of the ad with woman bottom and later - body?

[brendaz27]

eww

[mad7o7]

lol thatz amazing lol

[lorkan101]

great little short! :D

[inlovewithtruth]

OMG where the hell can I find a man who'll do everything I tell him and expect nothing but sex in return? Seriously? They do NOT exist in America. All these "men" just bitch and moan if they have to lift a finger and they expect you to do everything for them. Buncha pussies these damn guys are. I'm moving to Australia.

[sliver321123]

They probably won't like you there either.

[inlovewithtruth]

Lick me, whorebag.

[uncreativeranter]

you put it right there. Australian men are conditioned to be welcome doormats for all foreigners in every department. its our lust that we are blamed for yet every other country has lusty men yet we are persecuted for it because feminism started here with Germain Greer. Asian women love Aussie men too because we dont hit our women, well most of us dont. not like i hear in Asia where you see women with bruises on their face & you ask why & its cause they say they opened their mouth & gossiped.

[p3nguinish]

wwoowowowo

[laurenchica]

I want a house!!! LOL-Good on Suzie Wild.. this film has my vote!

[apb148]

where can I get a job like that?

[asianthunder06]

omg...i can't stand seeing that's guy's ass anymore!!! the director WAY overdid it with that! like bauldrick said, it's forcing all the male audience to look away EVERY time. HORRIBLE...i couldn't even pay attention..

[HomoCyberneticus]

Oh please, you're THAT insecure about your sexuality?

[HomoCyberneticus]

[directed to guy that complained about guy's ass]

Oh please, you're THAT insecure about your sexuality?

The director "overdid" it, but I bet you wouldn't complain if the director had been showing you a woman's bottom, then it would "all be ok". Maybe the Short was intended for the female public; god knows a woman would have to look high and wide to encounter at least a bit of everyday male "nudity", compared to commercials and movies that seem to cater only to male public.

[HomoCyberneticus]

Ergo: Such a small-minded and double-faced creature you are...

[asianthunder06]

whoa buddy, relax. your first 2 comments i respected, but how mature are you to give an insult as stupid as that?? im only speaking for the MALE portion of the audience. the majority that would prefer NOT to have to see that. ya, you can be fine with that, and that's also ok with me that you like that, but not many guys i know would.

[asianthunder06]

[directed at HomoCyberneticus]

i mean, are you seriously calling me sexually insecure just because i don't like spending my spare time looking at a guy's behind for 7 mins and 10 seconds?? that's all im saying.that i'd prefer not to have to gaze at a man's ass for 7 mins and 10 seconds. the fact that i got at least 2 thumbs up for my comment only proves my assumption that not many other guys do to. im just saying not many guys will appreciate this.

[HomoCyberneticus]

[Part 1]

I'm sorry if I came a bit harsh there; in retrospect, I did.

You said that looking at that guy's bottom made you feel uncomfortable. Why is that? Whether you do or don't feel the "tingle" when watching this video - it doesn't matter: you don't need to justify yourself to anyone. Otherwise, you probably now know how women feel in the same situation... unless their minds are already numb from it, and don't even acknowledge it. "It's a Man's world".

[HomoCyberneticus]

[Part 2]

Female (partial) nudity is so prevalent in every form imaginable, entertainment or otherwise. Porn? It goes so far as not listing the "male performer's" name in great deal of cases, let alone show the face; guy's only acknowledgment in the video is his dick, and the total concentration is on the woman. And - no, women don't find this flattering. Porn ain't only for men, you know; women are sexual beings as well, and some like to get off on porn films.

[HomoCyberneticus]

[Part 3]

[Luckily, nowadays there's a few ways (and even fewer places) for women to obtain porn focusing more on the man's part in the video]. And I can't pass the chance not to mention another thing "happening" in porn: scenes of lesbian sex which really get men off. Let's see: two (or more?) women engaging into on-screen sex - men find it thrilling; and if your female sexual partner probably won't mind watching it with you. Two men engaging into on-screen sex?

[HomoCyberneticus]

[Part 4]

(Yes, there are quite a few women that find that attractive, analogous to the heterosexual male's love for "f2f action". To the woman watching it, I can only say: good luck convincing your other half to share the experience with you. Men are so afraid of being called homosexual or gay; if you know it doesn't have the effect on you - what's the harm, she would probably appreciate it...

[HomoCyberneticus]

[Part 5]

unless you are afraid that it would "provoke" a reaction, and I'm quite sure most males would actually get turned on if the situation was reversed [woman getting turned on by a scene of lesbian sex]. Hell, I know what the reaction would be if I watched lesbian scene.

[Frell, I hate that darn 500 character limit.]

I'm just saying - let the females of our species have their fun as well... and that was the whole point behind this video, wasn't it?

[HomoCyberneticus]

[Part 6]

My comment was directed at your comment, which I found what-I-wrote-previously. You could have easily paused the video and moved on, but you watched it. Good. The bad part is that you complained about a perfectly "benign and innocent" ass. Hell, if you were the director and the situation was reversed [a man with a skimpy-dressed "french maid", for example], I bet you would have "overdone" it too.

[HomoCyberneticus]

[Part 7]

The original director did a good job; you say he overdid it - I say he has done a good job catering to the intended public [women]. Lets face it: he knows most men (an "average Joe") will give it a wide berth at the first frame of male ass, unless their interest gets the better of them.

My nickname is Homo Cyberneticus. Yes, I guess I could be a feminist. Yes, I'm gay, and I haven't wrote this "essay" for some personal benefit [there's plenty of gay porn to go around].

[HomoCyberneticus]

[Part 8]

To answer the question in your head - no: first part of my nickname has nothing to do with my sexual orientation (aka google it) [well, you ain't "homo" 'cause you're "Homo Sapiens", right?]; It's a mere coincidence it describes me - in that offensive way - as well.

Again, I'm sorry if you perceived this as a personal attack. I haven't judged you - I've judged a very prevalent stereotype. My only mistake is attaching that stereotype to your name/persona/cyberpresence/wha­tever.

[HomoCyberneticus]

[Part 9]

I'm certain you're a fine individual, but here - in cyberspace - one or two comments is all a person has to make do with.

I hope I've been clear with my writing... English isn't my primary language, but I like to think I'm quite fluent - as long as the words stay on paper/screen. Otherwise... :)

[HomoCyberneticus]

[Part 10 - Final. Honest!]

[Darn, I also need more advanced punctuation system].

[...aaand, judging by the final length of this reply, you should never engage me into a heated debate, 'cause in the end, things will either erupt into flames or there's gonna me lots of ZZZZZs and snoring to go around. It's also the reason why I usually refrain from writing comments.]

Signing off,

Homo Cyberneticus

[HomoCyberneticus]

...and goddamnit, I just realized that I've been writing a reply for the last two hours! Good night!

[TheGo4gold]

I LOVE the way you think! :) Ur comments are a fabulous 100 out of 100 from me, I would hire you in a heartbeat ! :) what do you do with yourself? (out of curiosity)

[sarawr08]

AIDS

[D34Rmaria]

"BOB" the builder

xDDDD

[bauldrick]

From audiance response from where i went and saw this , everyone said "where was the spring!!!" & a short film that nobody was impressed with---A note to the Directors there was Waaaayyy Too Much Male bum crack in this one you idiots... You virtually made all the males in the audiance look away from the screen when you showed ass...

Watch "bargain" and see a better way of showing female obsession with the male body..

[chmlndgdss]

nooooo shit! This was really interesting!

[ENVYproductions0]

cool yeah

[darkinuyasha3]

haha that is really weird... eh.... i guess whatever floats your boat? though i wouldnt say its exactly right lol.

his ass is really white for wearing no clothes while working during the day lol.

[ebyang1987]

is this really happening in real life or just for the film sake?

[cecart]

She's got something good going for her. Good for her.

I think all the music might be by Cuthbert & The Night Walkers

[katmus1974]

ha ha, well they all seem happy with the deal

[holydeathdragon]

omg plz tell me this is a joke

cuz if this is real how could she be like that