I haven't said this in awhile so I'll say it again.
I think there are some things that are good in Scientology but for the most part its crazy. I try to stress DM and the abuses however in order to give Scientologists an "out".
I do this in hopes that they will leave the Church and then have a chance to re-evaluate Scientology outside of the propaganda machine.
So when you hear me say things like DM this.. DM that.. or Scientology is ok, DM is not.. etc. etc. ... that's what I'm doing.
fuck all the Cof$ are in non confront now but none of these cof$ fuckwits ever have the balls to get rid of Miscavige as he is the main reason all the dark side of Scientology took place whats wrong with these morons how come they cant see it or talk about it what the fuck is wrong with these sick robots? Find out how DM beats up his staff & Tony Terese does nothing brilliant. Sparrow how come you are immune unlike Gay POPE who was equally obstructive? xenophon helps you in these winning times.
After watching over 100 of your videos, I've observed that Scientologists are GUARANTEED to do one of three things:
1. talk into the cell phone.
2. walk by sullenly without giving eye contact; or any communication.
3. smoke cigarettes.
It shows that Scientologists are generally unhealthy, very stressed, unfriendly, unhappy, humorless, out of touch, evasive and insular. Note to Miscavige: misery doesn't sell.
Sparrow, you are my online addiction. Is there a $cientology course I can take to help cure me of my problem? Fight to the finish! The Co$ shall fall!
That guy with the stache needs his own porn soundtrack.
rubberneck39 10 months ago
HA HA HA 2:57 !!! you rock Sparrow 7:14 that's not Blake it's Chris Elliot. what a jerk in his oversized vampire suit
CMO5569 1 year ago
"I cant hear you with my mask on Tony" lol
Lasseman1981 1 year ago
what the hell? at 3;06 is that Rick Flair???
robbieirish 1 year ago
sparrow you need some 70s porn music.
bwilli93 2 years ago 2
send it to Ken Moxin
bwilli93 2 years ago
5:13 LULZ
krullboll 2 years ago
4:55 It's marcotai!
ImTheEnemyx 2 years ago 2
$cientology is supposed to increase IQ. If this Tony after his IQ was raised he must have been a potato before $cientology.
MrWinston1984 2 years ago 6
haha that cracked me up
zappdanko 2 years ago
Dedication to the max!
He should offer you some food next time, if they are meant to be helping the world.
Let us know when you come to the UK.
mrgreebly 2 years ago
DAVID BOWIE !! USparrow I love you !
KittyKatSpanker 2 years ago
I fuck DM in his tight Lepracon Ass
KittyKatSpanker 2 years ago
Tony, you are an ill mannered slob. Don't talk with your mouth full.
3:03 WTF? Is that Jorel from Krypton?
Synth3t1cs 2 years ago
Tony...what a moron!
natalieb40 2 years ago
I'm working on a sewing project and watching your videos at the same time. It's awesome. <3 you!
SP999999 2 years ago 2
This new building does not seem as conducive to curtain tech as it should be.
CaptainZM 2 years ago
So, I'm guessing Sadie admitted she had a crush on Sparrow during a sec-check and that's why she's no longer handling him.
hotlilbabes 2 years ago 2
2:50
I like how the music group "The Cult" is playing in the background... "She sells Sanctuary". Scientology sells sanctuary... how ironic.
ArchaicRevivalx2012 2 years ago
Tony's moustache makes him look like a 70's porn star. :)
4G3NTanon 2 years ago 2
A gay 70s porn star
Synth3t1cs 2 years ago 2
I heard all you do is pass the collection plate around for 45 minutes. LMAO!
14Wiccan 2 years ago
Ugh! Why do some of you think the abuses only happened under DM's watch? LRH started the abusesand DM picked up the baton.
ladybugann6 2 years ago 3
Yes, David Miscavige isn't the cause of Scientology's many flaws. He's a result of them.
MrWinston1984 2 years ago
I haven't said this in awhile so I'll say it again.
I think there are some things that are good in Scientology but for the most part its crazy. I try to stress DM and the abuses however in order to give Scientologists an "out".
I do this in hopes that they will leave the Church and then have a chance to re-evaluate Scientology outside of the propaganda machine.
So when you hear me say things like DM this.. DM that.. or Scientology is ok, DM is not.. etc. etc. ... that's what I'm doing.
anonsparrow1 2 years ago
What's so crazy about a Galactic Overlord who freezes the dead souls of his victims and then forces them to watch evil movies?
All kidding aside, the Xenu story, in my opinion, is the least disturbing thing about $cientology.
MrWinston1984 2 years ago
LOL 7:05 it's Chris Elliot
jcfbell3001 2 years ago
Tony's mustache is a body thetan in disguise.
MrWinston1984 2 years ago 2
Tony's mustache is ranked high on the douche bag scale.
SeeYouNextFall 2 years ago 2
Tony looks like EVERY Cleveland Browns I have ever met...Male and female...True Fax.
cheappassion 2 years ago
Please spell Tony T. name..... Thankz:>
bwilli93 2 years ago
you kick ass want a J.O.B.?
bwilli93 2 years ago
fuck all the Cof$ are in non confront now but none of these cof$ fuckwits ever have the balls to get rid of Miscavige as he is the main reason all the dark side of Scientology took place whats wrong with these morons how come they cant see it or talk about it what the fuck is wrong with these sick robots? Find out how DM beats up his staff & Tony Terese does nothing brilliant. Sparrow how come you are immune unlike Gay POPE who was equally obstructive? xenophon helps you in these winning times.
uncreativeranter 2 years ago
Newspaper guy is the man...sure hope he blows.
igotthatfire12212 2 years ago 3
After watching over 100 of your videos, I've observed that Scientologists are GUARANTEED to do one of three things:
1. talk into the cell phone.
2. walk by sullenly without giving eye contact; or any communication.
3. smoke cigarettes.
It shows that Scientologists are generally unhealthy, very stressed, unfriendly, unhappy, humorless, out of touch, evasive and insular. Note to Miscavige: misery doesn't sell.
I'm still holding out hope for Newspaper Guy.
jademm 2 years ago 7
What is the first song playing in the video? 80s? Sounds vaguely familiar. Keep kicking Scilon butt Brian!
Wolverton75 2 years ago
Most suits do not fit .
KittyKatSpanker 2 years ago
I love watching the drones work as you commentate.
RichardTaitor 2 years ago 2
Newspaper guy deserves hugs
salphen 2 years ago
Sparrow, you are my online addiction. Is there a $cientology course I can take to help cure me of my problem? Fight to the finish! The Co$ shall fall!
CaptainAwesomeoh13 2 years ago 2
fight the finish
AnonymousNorway 2 years ago 2
So the Vampire Lestat uniforms are still a no-go?
shogo7g 2 years ago
The org looks soooooooo empty.
mollie2810 2 years ago
Gotta love this Hi-def non-confront.
Harizl 2 years ago 2
Not only do I love the handlers personally, I love the whole concept of hem.
Scientology is filled with such whimsical musings like this.
w0g4life 2 years ago
man the church is busy!!!co$ = EPIC FAIL
brewt1mer 2 years ago
Talk about a non-answer...
Sparrow: I saw them bringing food in. What's going on?
Tony: Because they're gonna eat
Oh really, Tony? They're going to EAT the food? They aren't going to use it for levitation practice or practice their TRs on it?
I suppose they also inhale and exhale to be able to...breathe??
LeftyBlue 2 years ago
Awesome work Sparrow!
AnonNess 2 years ago
Tony eating skittles?
Navili502 2 years ago