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  • I HAVE THIS GAME I HATE IT DO NOT BUY THIS ITS A WASTE OV MONEY

  • @jamesh8888 and you are a waste of sperm asshole

  • i like this part of the game.

    But there wasn't in gameplay

  • I've been watching a walkthrough of this game and I shit you not, there really is a part of the game where you are running around naked and bloody through shanghai. And seeing as how its a third person shooter...yeah...ass.

  • the look of this game is so disturbing, it's like you're watching something on the news, and its not even all that gory.

  • LOL, this made me laugh.

  • hahahahahaha lynch gets owned by the dog and kane comes back and tries bashing the fuck out of the dog I have also so got to get this 1 too

  • This Game is the bomb!!!!!!

  • Were they in thier underwear?

  • Thats funny shit!! fuck yourself up by running into a table then getting mauled by a vicious dog while your mate beats it with what i can only describe as a food tray lol!!!!

  • this game LOOKS like its gonna be really good, but can someone tell me are they running naked in mud cause thats what it looks like

  • @chickenassasintk they were probably staying in a room sleeping, maybe they sleep in just their underwear who knows, and maybe swat teams found them and started chasing them, therefore they had no time to put their pants on

  • lol hilarious, he just pushed him into the table.

  • lol I think it's really funny that some people think this is a real trailer

  • it is!

    its called a teaser trailer..

    And damn i gotta check it out!

  • damn this game looks violent

  • WTF!? I am SO in!

  • kane & lynch was the first game i got for the xbox, its a masterpiece of a game. the storyline is something you enjoy playing

  • confirmed by gamepro: you will be playing as lynch this time around.

  • 1st game = masterpiece.

    Those that despised it - well, I must have been playing something entirely different. A Dark, gritty, mature nihilistic masterpiece. The antithesis of every generic piece of sanitised, watered down shit out there.

  • They'd have been better off just drawing the hair right into the texture and normal map.  The flashbacks when you go down was a good idea but it was so poorly executed. for one thing, the flash back keeps going even as you stand up. and when you overdose on adrenaline, he doesn't even do any special animation, he just stays sitting there and the game fades away. they could easily have just made a quick animation where he screams and spasms out before he dies.

  • For the longest time I kept forgetting who was kane and who was lynch because you can hardly tell who's even talking because their mouths practically don't even move when they talk. When they DO move, they barely even look like they're talking. It's pretty pathettic, I know they have people on the team who were capable of doing that. Even you people who liked this game should agree with me on this one.

  • personally i agree, it had a good story till the end, when it went shit, and i dont think all these comments saying that its a masterpiece are justified, its gameplay and graphics were shit, 2 important parts in making a great game, i dont think anyone can say that a game is great if its just well written, lets hope no.2 is better.

  • I hope so too, I hate to see wasted potential.

  • I think your right for the most part, although I myself loved the first game. What set it apart was the story driven gameplay (rather than just a tagged on premise) and the quality of the voice acting, which is usually dire in even the best of games, with only a few exceptions I can think of. This upcoming game looks awesome though. I'm glad the critics didn't kill the franchise, such as that fat little shit (who got sacked for it) on Gamespot!

  • Yh personally i thought it was some of the best story telling in video games for a long while, with a gritty style similar to that of max payne, i really hope the 2nd one gives a compelling story, and fixes the gameplay issues

  • Yeah, i loved Max Payne also mate, the frist one more than the second game though. Can't wait for Max Payne 3, although something tells me they might fuck it up big style.

  • Yh prob mainly cus the whole Dark, Film Noir style has been ditched for San Jose or something, hopefully it will still retain a great plot and gameplay.

  • lmfao,the dog bite kane's butt

  • The first game was awful... because of three reasons.

    1. AI was completely dumb and the game didn't feel real.

    2. Shooting was so boring and outdated

    3. Not enough robberies and criminal activities.

    The first game just plain sucked.

  • What in earth are you talking about? The first game was epic, something we had not really seen before, two guys trying to fix their lives but instead manages to keep srewing it up even more. Storyline perfect and epic.

    AI was dumb, prop yes, diden´t affect the game that much in my opinion, just shoot them, what more would you like them to do?

  • not pick hiding spots that are right in the open. I mean, what are they, just some hobos they gave guns to? they've at least gone through rudimentary training. Take a look at Modern Warfare 2's AI, that's a good example of well made AI.

    what good AI does is provide realistically challenging combat while making everything around it seem more real too. It's fine you people liked the game, but you could at least admit its flaws or counter the arguments.

  • @KevinLounsberry

    no modern warfare is a terrible example of A.I. because most of the time they sit in the same spot and if they cant see you they throw grenades and then you just end up with 20 grenades by you

  • is the game about zombies ?

  • @Stopmotionerers no it looks like zombies but its like about 2 guys name kane and lynch had broken out of jail and so on

  • I did not not understand this teaser. Because I played only two levels of Kane & Lynch. I didn't like the game much. Can somebody explain this video to me? Am I missing something?

  • @tarikay93 kane or however he was with the glasses and someone else had escaped from that place at the end and if they ever do make a 2 they are going to kill lynch because he left them for dead

  • @tarikay93 kane and lynch run in naked (yes naked), knock over a table, one gets attack by a dog, the other hits the dog with a chair, then they run off with the dog chasing them

  • lol looks like the shanghai police got k&l runnin faster than carl lewis. looks good.

  • jajajaajajjajaja lol

  • i really hope they dont fuck it up like the 1st one

  • @guitar19904 Hey they didn't fuck up the 1st one .. your stupid .. the first one delivered ..only stupid online geeks complain -_-

  • @rellik619555

    the online did kinda suck

  • really? lets see why my comment holds balance:

    short game, bad AI, ugly character models (except for kane he looks kool), awful online play; i mean really bad online servers (lag, poor level design and more), shitty game and rushed as fuck. you clearly live in denial, this game is like the fattest kid in gym class.

    me geek? errm no i dont play games all the time infact im starting to get abit bored of them. but i know enough to say that the game was awfulll and the reviews say it all. fuck you

  • I know what you mean. The story and the premise was really good, but some of the game elements was completely bad.

  • yep the first one was awfull. proberly one the worst next gen games ever. i can go to gamestation or even game and buy it for £5 :00, i mean cmon those outlet stores over charge. five pounds looooooools. it was a very shitty game hopfully this one will be good

  • whens tha game coming out?

  • lol awesome! moar of this shit plz

  • hahaha Kane & Lynch are so fucking crazy in this they enter into a fast food naked wahahahaha

  • i got sum pics of kane n lych on my monthly magazine from game informer it look preety good

  • Naked? Lolwut?

  • There making a movie I hear..With Bruce Willis

  • i bet Bruce is Lynch, lol

  • @markuz008 actually he signed to play as Kane no word on the other actor yet

  • bruce willis is kane

  • They were about to get sodomized by weird gangsters no joke

  • Uhm... wtf? There should be a new Hitman first :O

  • @tylermontana

    yeah it's on its way too and apperently its "mind blowing and nothing like it has ever been seen before"

  • Awesome.

    Awesome to the max

  • has anyone else noticed that theyre naked?

  • yup

  • they were fighting your mom

  • wtf ? i dont think this is the real trailor this is stupid if the game is about fightin dogs

  • you are kinda idiot .. or you dont se ok.. in 0.13 you can see that this is lynch /kane i dont know their names..

  • I do see them but whats the point of fightin dogs.. and shut the fuck up im not an idiot

  • well .. police has police dogs

  • looooooool... truu... but kane and lynch wana kill each otha so y would they b together ?

  • ask guys who made that game not me .. OK

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  • probs police dogs

  • lol wtf?

    its disturbing

  • What the hell? This is a trailer? It doesn't say anything about anything it's advertising. =/

  • If this is a squeal then which endings from the first one is this based off of?

    Unless it's a prequel.

  • are you serious? this is the teaser for dog days?

    oh well :D

  • What about Kane's daughter?

    Is she alive or dead?

  • They said in a kotaku rumor that Kane and Lynch were about to be sodomized, kinda like Pulp Fiction. I'd be runnin' too!

  • did the dog bite his ass??? o_0

  • It appears that they were naked and covered in blood.

  • its weird how they made a number 2. at the end of number 1, there was to endings to the game, they would have to make to discs for each endings

    and y r they running naked? lol

  • Maybe the doggy ripped off their clothes :D

  • lol then y were there gunshots at the door

  • Idk, lol.

  • because they were caught in the showers

  • how do u kno

  • he told me when he came over to my house for a jam sandwich

  • lol ok

  • This is a game? .. I need more information :O

  • they look smelly

  • they were naked?!

  • what the FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

  • i dont get it

  • This may be the greatest teaser ever made for a videogame. Day 1 purchase, no joke!

  • kaaaaaaannnnnneeeeeeeeee

    i love this game . cant w8.

  • HAHAHAHAHA, CANT STOP LAUGHING!!

  • How was the first Kane and Lynch good enough to warrant a sequel? I thought that game sucked, it even had a great idea for MP, but they fucked it up.

  • it was good you faggot

  • lmfao, I can only assume someone that gives themselves the name "CircularPoop" of their own volition must have an excellent taste in not only video-games, but life.

  • Yeah, damn right man. First one flopped, but Kane and Lynch a chance of redemption. Let's see how this one goes.but yeah, they fucked the first one up.

  • no it was a good game people brought to much drama In FA mode

  • it is a good for me (my opinion)

    and not for you (your opinion)

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  • wtf? ^^

  • i thought lynch had his arm broken in dead men, and so here u can see the dog on him

  • what the fuck

  • ok thats not a thing u would see everyday

  • wow i guess it's gonan be a prequel

  • why would it be a prequel since they never met before the first game....

  • Its not a prequel, it takes place after the first one, in shanghai.

  • wtf.

  • lol Lynch pwned!

  • One of the most interesting game teasers I've ever seen.

  • They should not do anything involving guerilla fighting in 3rd world countries. After the city stages were done, the game went downhill.

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  • aha good trailer but this can`t be a game

  • okay... moving on. (that was awkward.)

  • searching for a person who will act like a man when the time is right!

  • гы гы

  • да уж

  • haha lol

  • I hope they improove the controls.

    And this could be the most disturbing trailer i have ever seen.

  • I think that may be the worst trailer i've ever seen, teaser or actual. What was Eidos thinkin?:A naked Kane and Lynch holding up a chinese resteraunt, then Lynch gets his dick bitten off by a dog? I hope info to come will be better than this.

  • lol they don't hold up the chinese resturant. they get ambushed presumably and are about to get sodomized but escape and run into the resturant to escape.

  • wtf are you talking about? he got bit in the arm... i read that this is a mission in the game they get captured by a bunch of weird gangsters who try and rape them but they escape and thats why they are naked.. and the dog is probably a police dog chasing them and they run in in a random restaurant to get away from the dog... and it's just a teaser alot of teasers are short and show almost nothing

  • I like it, its different from all the other "glamour"gametrailers.

  • Ok well then go and enjoy all those cheezeball Michael Bay wannabe trailers everyone else is making and leave us ar-teeests alone..

  • that looks so fake

  • i liked this game, i think the first one was too heavily critisized.

    i love games with lots of swearing and violence, if people don't like it they should get back to playing viva pinata.

  • thats fuking hilarious

  • what have ialways said, do NOT perform pranks naked !

    unfortunate for these guys , i was right, let this be a lesson to the rest of ya !

  • cant wait

  • Lmfao, what the hell have these two gotten themselves into now?

  • cool K&L Are back !!

  • GOD, can't wait till it releases. no matter what people say, the first K@L was a fun game.

  • i hope that dog did bite off one of these guys dick^^ poor dog :(

  • lol The dog got it better than most of the people they attack, which usually end up dead.

  • they are naked??????? o_0

  • wtf?

  • LOL

  • Мля,это пипец!!!

  • lol that was hilarious. ha ha. i can't stop laughing.

  • what is that?

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  • Aproveitem para ver meus videos

    sobre menina expulssa pela faculdadae uniban de SP,

    por estar usando mini saia.

  • gtfo polaks!

  • O kurwa, zajebiste :)

  • ja pierdole co za pojebana gra....wiedziałem że będzie chora ale zeby aż tak..!

  • O KURWA

  • man im so fucking hyped. thats lynch getting attacked and kane beats the dog. fuck yes mate.

  • omg this is fucking amazing.

  • Go suck Valves dick some more.

    Kane and Lynch had an original innovative story,L4D has zombies...mk

    L4D2 AKA the L4D expansion

  • lol no0b

  • Take valve cock out your mouth and notice their charging you 60 bucks for what could have been 2 DLC packs...LOL Uncharted 2 and Borderlands + codMW2 ftw

  • and pay for MW2? you sure one smart boy

  • Take sonys cock out of your mouth and go play the demo.

  • что это было

  • Fucking amazing teaser....

  • хD ржунимагу )))

    если это не фейк то беспредела в КиЛ2 будет много.

    Этож надо придумать чтоб голые от собак и стрельбы убегали, и об стол исчо @бнулсz )))

  • there's a whole level in the game where they will be on the run - naked, they are on the run because they were kidnapped and about to be sodomized, but escaped

  • Would be nice to tell the source, uploader.

  • I've updated the description

  • woww

  • WTF? O_o

  • haha funny as hell !

  • Whoever rated this AMAZING kane & lynch 2 viral 1 star needs to take Kane's USP and stick it in your mouth.

  • looks like they just escaped from the police, they really need to use a new graphics engine the old one i outdated now, i hope this will be better than the first game wich only had decent gameplay, the characters were cool but the game weren't polished and felt rushed.

  • What the hell? They're both wearing nothing but underwear!

  • where did you get this video from AlexAtVU

  • I've updated the description showing the original source

  • hey thanks for uploading this. looks super awesome.

  • Ни хрена себе... А вроде не фейк, похожи, прям копия, об стол *бнулся мощно, избиение собаки... А кто-то говорил, ИО после всех скандалов, перешли на детские игры, типа Мини Ниндзя! Не, эти ещё отжгут! Точнее уже отожгли... ))

  • хм, парни смахивают на главных героев первой части, но здесь попахивает фейком

  • Вполне в стиле Kane & Lynch

    Ждём анонс.

  • Fake!

    Видео не о чем, даже на тизер не тянет.

  • FAKE!!! 100%!!!

  • Na. Real. Shits gunna be crazy

  • OMG, it just hit me ! those two dudes are Kane & Lynch!

  • Dog days... now the title makes sense.

    Thanks (I think?) for the video.