Perfect PUMP

[JustJeffie]

seriousy? seeeeeeriously?

I can't believe I just watched this ¬¬

...

[TheNomadblue]

$3.79 2011-04 <3

[transparent32]

maddona frozen write & if u like it without music & make new music

[transparent32]

the three lady gaga bad romance , yes calling bad romance

[transparent32]

& we are in 2011 & what the time

[transparent32]

racci i'm in uae & if you listen carfully & the way you said in snow days ( i'm ice man ) u will understand some thing , by the i think freddy gruger say to may thank you that day in arabic behaind me in bed ..i like u really & saw a dream about u the same also , but still the same levels ( & gentel )

[RSCII]

I bet this guy knows how to f**k real good... i need to get some of that...

[bobodagreat11]

jersey shore

[5959512]

this is the only guy in the word that looks better with a completely shaved head......dude looks like a legit serial killer with long hair

[jacoboforlando]

You look like an AF model.

[luckynumber58]

40 is not a prime number lol

[spagandtuna]

You know it's easy for people like me to make fun, but I see that you're making the effort to observe and make sense of things in life, so good going!

[gogoutube]

you know what. i think SO many men use baby wipes. for their butt. women i'm not too sure... but i noticed men... especially clean ones, have a thing about poo remnants on their butt hole.

[bigdonweho]

You should do voice over work in commercials or vidgames.

[MrLiletheg1]

i gave u a clean crisp dollor and i want a clean penny bak nd i finally got one 5 mins latter then i left came bak in reall qiuck nd said i dont want it n i put it in the peny cup thing

[MrLiletheg1]

dude one time i went into a store just to fuck wit clark nd i bought sumtin for 99c nd the i ask for my penny nd he was like u dont get one nd we sat there nd argured nd bout 20 minutes later ater he was pissed nd the manager was pissed they finally game me my peniie nd i complaned cuz it was dirty so i asked for a clean one they send no nd i was like yo

[schaefsta04]

he's hot, just don't talk. ever.

[sdarling77]

Hey bud-

I think you're a hit - funny funny! Laughin out loud, which I don't usually do for a YouTube clip! One comment - some of your head shadows on the wall make it look like you have a mullet - don't be a hater though! (Party in the back!)

~Scott~

[sdarling77]

Hey bud-

I think you're a hit - funny funny! Laughin out loud, which I don't usually do for a YouTube clip! One comment - some of your head shadows on the wall make it look like you have a mullet - don't be a hater though! (Party in the back!)

~Scotty~

[DamevsDame]

haha that is like a game to me..to see if i could get the pump even lol

[mizking20]

prime is an odd number...

[TheDrumlineChik]

a prime number is a number that doesn't have factors besides one and itself... ;P

[higuera101]

damn .. i can sure as hell use a friand like you.. luv your videos...

[tenpinoutlaw]

you sound like ashton cuture, spelling is wrong. idk, haha.

either way, your hot && funy. bye!

[XTaylorloveX]

paper....does make money.....but it does not make SOUND

[Richiesambuka]

In England we call people like this puffs, pillow biters, uphill gardeners, fuit-picking sodomites.

[donsahn]

good thing we don't live in england! my does brother and two cousins, anyhow....what was my point...actually england kinda rocks,never mind!.

[rasoiratomique]

no, 40's not a prime number...

[ManiacG93]

You should have your own show. seriously...

[mgu1983]

Awesome, keep up the great stuff.

[shawnmantube]

dude your videos are so funny damn you can talk .everybody needs somebody like you around.keep up the good work

[ellas001]

so that means your ass is soft ehh VERY SEXXXY

[arabgirl69]

peaceeeeeee lolz danm thats so cute i swear

[jbone0809]

"paper doesnt make money and its worth more" im pretty sure you meant make Noise and its worth more..hahah you did ask a guy who worked tehre and not just an emo looking customer about the diapers?..and what are the ruts?...

[Mandyy657XX]

kbenloss <<-- i dont like you| and this guy is really hot..

[kbenloss]

you are a fucking idiot...I can`t believe you got over 2 thousand views! Dude get a fucking  life !

[usdryone]

Rocci is amusing. He entertains me and I guess 2000 others. I don't think he is a fucking idiot like kbenloss said.

[chelchel510]

alright, now that everyone knows you have a soft baby ass... lol

[paulusmagirl]

yahoo!! A whole bunch of rocci vids to

watch tonight!! It's good to stay away

for awhile and then you get to check out

a bunch at a time!!

[ten4prod]

good vid mate.

entertaining

[nickster3k]

You would be perfect for a reality series...since you like to talk!

[stacixanadu]

YES! BABY WIPES! I've been tryin' to tell people, they just don't get it.

[133tn00b]

"paper doesn't make money" LOL

[JesterAzazel]

haha! I caught that too!

[Kitschx]

Haha Rocci you're hilarious.

[elmondark]

eeh, i have never ever seen any gas station attenants here in sweden, we do thinks manually, you lazy bastards. haha :)

hope you're not eating burger while you wait for gas ^^

[thegermanczechkid]

haha paper doesnt make money?

[lifeslesson1]

40 is not a prime number...

[ten4prod]

just even

[deedeebyrd2]

DEPENDS!!:O

[jcq4sure]

LOL he got punk you do remind me of Ashton K. funny vid though peace.

[ten4prod]

another illiterate youtuber..who the fuck taught you guys english?? do you guys ever read what you post??!!!??

[jsstuver]

they make an attachment that goes on your tp roll holder and i think charmin makes the wetnaps for the booty- just fyi

[Sabianaero]

"Blllllinggggg"

Dude, I totally get the baby wipes thing. We always get them. Dude, you always talk about Cub Foods =]

You're downright awesome Rocci

[bensharkey]

HAHAHA! turn the fist into a scoop! I'm dying!

[southernfratdude]

this guy is haha funny and a stud...

[gumpydoood]

ATTENTION WHORE

[Jonbooi]

Damn, what type backward system do you have at your petrol stations? Here in RSA, I just drive up to the fuel pump, hand the attendent my fuel tag (the tag gets read wirelessly by the pump handle and is handed back to me once the petrol is flowing), the attendent pumps the petrol, I drive off and my bank account is charged automatically. No need for me to get out of my car, touch dirty fuel pumps or even handle money or sign a card slip.

[roccigiovanniberrini]

lol yea America blows sometimes

RgB

[Jonbooi]

Forgive the complicated maths, but... $40.00 = R276 which buys me 41.38L or 10.9 gallons at my local pump.

[srwb98]

where do you live? I'm moving as soon as I find out!!!!

[roccigiovanniberrini]

i liv in minneapolis

RgB

[Jonbooi]

South Africa - It's the exchange rate that makes things look so cheap!

[sarahjaneM3]

baby wipes rock when you going camping, im always the one that thinks ahead, then i sell them, $1 a wipe baby, muah hahahaha keep up the good work, it brightens my day when i see a new vid from you!!

[GeorgHatz]

Baby wipes.Cool idea!Babies know best.I think I'll try it!And the perfect pump:Love it when that happens,I hate coins.

_George

[ally20sey]

u sexy thing

[sarajonn]

Do you have a baby? No, I have a butt. lol

[eciton1]

Baby wipes.. gross

You can by diapers for adults? Really?

[slipperyfloor]

i use baby wipes too. woo.

[grandamchik]

great video of course!

[Bet12than6]

This was a really good one Rocci. You had me laughing at the first half of this video!!!!

[GlobeBar]

Mr. g0at: I think it means you spent all that time for a mere 2 gallons. JUst fill the tank up, and don't worry about it so long as you stop on an even dollar amount. GB

[mshalopd]

nice hair haha just like me. good luck with those baby wipes bro.

[itsnourishment]

you're too cute.

[lore0195]

well i am off like a prom dress talk to you later butthead

[lore0195]

ok fine be that way

[lore0195]

well babe

[lore0195]

hey thanks 4 sending me a message i love you 4 ever now

[lore0195]

why dont you reply?

[lore0195]

i am like your biggest fan

[lore0195]

i know

[lore0195]

whats your fav food i will make it 4 you

[lore0195]

whats behind you?

[lore0195]

i love the v necks babe

[lore0195]

5 stars

[Trotsky9]

Funny

[nuffzx]

lol great video so funny 5stars!

[LexiHearts]

Also I see you opted for a shirt today. Nice choice.

[LexiHearts]

Hahaha. 40 is definitely not a prime number. Prime numbers can only be divided by 1 and themselves, but 40 is divisible by 1, 2, 4, 8, 10, 20, and 40.  Get it?

Also, remember when a perfect pump was $20? I miss those days.

[FantasticBabblings]

I like the Cottonelle moist wipes, but baby wipes do the trick. Let's hear it for fresh and clean butts.

Your hair looks good in this video, but the way.

[littlepandaexpress]

actually i know a grown man who uses baby wipes instead of toilet paper and i'm dead serious.. lol fuck yo couch ;) kisses

[musicbearmo]

When did you get a car??

[distortedclarity24]

whipes leave you fresh

go for it rocci

they are pretty expensive though. i have kids so i know.. you have seen them at kittykayotic's profile

[footlover1685]

You are the best Rocci! I love you!!!!!

[BradOFarrell]

"You got a baby?--no I got a butt!"

[dancerlucky]

LOL "Prime number" LOLOLOL I am still laughing---you have convinced me I think... You definitely are growing on me-the frist vid I saw: I honestly didn't really like it---but good thing I kept watching because your videos are better and better. So funny-keep up the good work! NiCe!!! :0) :0) :0)

[JarrodW15]

LMAO "Tell your manager, Miss Minimum Wage" you're hilarious!

[Cristus87]

Baby Wipes? who would have thought? maybe you could start that trend and end ASS-chafin' forever!!! hahaha

[ninfan2005]

you are so damn funny. baby wipes i sell a shit ton of those but continel wet wipes are baby wipes for older people lol. i dont think thats how u spell it but im drunk.

[emopope]

ahh deleted my consumer list, your no fun.

[roccigiovanniberrini]

wha wha what?

RgB

[slab99]

When I was a kid, my Mom would fill up at a station that would give you the gas for free if the pump stopped at same digits (like $7.77). She won once.

Baby wipes are awesome. Feels super clean. I buy the unscented ones, though.

[WayneHughes86]

lol

[tuber33]

"You owe me $40." "I got mad." Hilarious. Where have you been lately? I can't play piano for you 'til you sob like a girl unless you're around. Just kidding--don't cry. We love you.

[roccigiovanniberrini]

piano does make me teary eyed

RgB

[ThirtySecondsToLive]

you're giving me great video material rocci haha

[underduck99]

You always make me smile thank you!

[Calabrese9876]

forza italia!!

[ajrfrank]

jajaja I loved this one!! (as usual! ha) Perfect Pump? What is it? Isn't it more expensive if you use baby towels?? Oh I totally hate when coins make noise in my pockets, it gets worse when it actually moves and kinda jumps to its will! but it is not usual when using jeans! just with nice pants! Love your hair, its growing kinda fast!

[mrobertb]

Great rant, you sound just like me when I get going on something.  Keep'em coming, you always make me laugh.

Mike

[tootsie086]

hunny 40 isnt a prime number.

[biohazard737]

i look forward to ur videos on shitty days like... today. keep posting! u're freakin awesome!

[rene1963]

I wanna be a Rocky baby wipe....... after you use the REAL baby wipes on ur sexy gadunkadunk of course!

[roccigiovanniberrini]

lol o wow

thanks babe thats um wow weird but a complament

RgB

[sarajonn]

ahahahahahaaha

[scole665]

I detest coins unless they are being collected to purchase a salad shooter or something special like that. The funny thing is that in the EU they have single and double euro coins. In Canada too but they are called dollars, which is freaky in and of itself. How do they deal with all that? Then everyone seems to carry around this gigundo wallet with all these coins in it. I HATE EURO and they cost too much too American Dollars!! Viva la filthy paper money in NORMAL denominations!

[roccigiovanniberrini]

plastic is pretty clen lol

RgB

[machalamadera]

bananacrazy shit hahahaha love your vids! keep em coming

[roccigiovanniberrini]

i shall ty

RgB

[domytube]

funny shit :)

[roccigiovanniberrini]

ty

RgB

[JOICEWANG1]

i <3 your spiked hair :)

[roccigiovanniberrini]

i just jumped out of the shower babe but thanks qt

RgB

[JOICEWANG1]

hahah :) its cute.

[kicesie]

Your insanity is so refreshing. :-)

[roccigiovanniberrini]

whos my fav youtuber whos my fav youtuber you are!!! ok well you and buckely love ya babe

RgB

[OverlordBaai]

:] another funny vid. Thnx for the smile Rocci!

[roccigiovanniberrini]

hey thanks rok on

RgB

[footlover1685]

You are handsome, hot, beautiful, and wonderful as usual Rocci! I hate that gas has gone up as well. It sucks. I love you! I want to meet you buddy! You rock!!!!!!

[roccigiovanniberrini]

thanks erik your way 2 kool

RgB

[thinspire]

you have a baby? no i have a butt.

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

aint nobody dope as me i'm just so fresh so clean

:] hope you had a good weekend.

[roccigiovanniberrini]

i look more forward to my weekday cause i make vids ty

RgB

[Elisamar08]

hey rocci! i dont like eww change either lol.. aww poor emo guy.. and YES! we should try to do the that thing for Paul sometime! hehe...

P.S. aww ur butt must be happy that its going back to the soft scented wipies! lol.. *shit i think i miss spelled that* lol

[roccigiovanniberrini]

i am not gonna cast the 1st stone 4 not speling right and yes they are soft lol

RgB

[SpeedyDemonec]

Yeah, pennies are gross, throw them at people aah!!

[slayer731]

Hi, this video make no sense jajaja, but its still funny

Bye!!!

BTW, i agree with u with the money in ur pockets part, i dont like it either

[lore0195]

ok, i think im done, i know u were giving away kisses for doing this last week, I think i deserve way more than that. I want something more valuable:) lol.

[lore0195]

Chipotle misses u since you started ur diet... booo hooo

[lore0195]

Do you go to the U of MN? What classes are you taking? Calc? Physical biochem? hm?

[lore0195]

Are you a model or something? lol.

[lore0195]

Obviously im running out of things to say....

[lore0195]

What gas station? SA> haha

[lore0195]

Ur growing ur hair out a little and I think u will look so much hotter if I cant see ur scalp:) well have M-t-y cut it when it gets long enoughj!!!

[lore0195]

I love that u are wearing shirts again!!! I know no body else will agree with me, but I guess its different for me.... I've seen it all before.

[kicesie]

Boooo to shirts!!

[lore0195]

i want to help u make ur goals, as simple as they are...

[lore0195]

you are a comment whore and i am ur pimp.

[lore0195]

haha rocci, u are soooo funny, u rocci my world baby!!! lol

[darklove21]

haha, omg...i love you so much Rocci xD

[donnyboyblue]

hate to see u raise yur arm cause that means the vid is over and now what are we to do? Keep on rockin man, peace out. ps, gave u a fiver, and that's not small change ha ha

[ilovejoo]

"paper doesn't make money"

wtf?

[ofthekosmos]

i love your videos!! you never disappoint.

[silvertbird]

LOL!!

[afarm]

rocci! your hair is long

ahah baby wipes! it's probably better for that skin lol..

this is was one of my top favorite vids of yours kudos and 5 stars!

[AliLeALen]

yeah wipes are the way to go! ;-) especially since theres no way dignified way to buy toilet paper. :-)

[hotwildorchid]

That was funny! you got a prize at the gas station...some crummy change. Those companies should start selling baby wipes for grown-ups.

[lore0195]

ok babe...

prime numbers:

only divisible to whole numbers by 1 and itself...

examples: 2,3,5,7,9,11,13..etc..infinite­.

i knew all those years of calc. and alg. would count for something.

love, the scientist:)

[sisqoy2k]

WOW! I had no clue. My maths teacher was ugly so I automatically switched of! If you're hot I'm all ears, lol!

[Kimba21]

I drive a mini, always make some one else pump 'gas' (petrol... im English!) as it smells funky! i also have a loud-speaker in my back seat, so when they got into pay, I can shout... "get me some redbull... not that one!!!! mother f**ker do i have to do everything myself!" yeah i really hate petrol stations, but your perfect pump story made me wanna go confront my fear!

:)

[sisqoy2k]

OMG how can u not love the smell of petrol, i dont even drive and I like it. Your lettin the side of fellow Brits down, LOL!

[Kimba21]

i wasn't aware that petrol sniffing was a british pastime? crap have i missed out all these years?

nevertheless i will gracefully decline! petrol is yuk!! hehe!

[sisqoy2k]

It's officially 01:30 am here in the UK, and only you can make me laugh at this ridiculous time of the morning (y am I not sleeping? - I dont quite know myself). BTW people should totaly use baby wipes. But what i dont get is, that now they make ordinary loo roll with like these crazy balms on them to make them feel like wipes but aren't quite them?????? I'm tired! my mind starts to wonder, LOL!

[plaidskunk]

Good times. Enjoyed the vid as always.

If I'm in a really good mood I'll be extra nice to customer service people. You think it would make their day. Not usually! So many of them have a chip on their shoulder... don't take it out on me. It's not my fault that you have to wear that ridiculous paper hat.

[jahlovebk]

baby wipe so meto sexual, very nice

[sugarpooch]

That's great...people everywhere are so angry!"swooped the pennies" I always feel scared takin more than one penny..like they got the evil eye on me!and i always HOOK that dish up!

[dafttool]

That was random on top of random, Rocci. Who would've ever guessed you would go from how you like to fill your gas tank to how you like to wipe your ass. At least now your fresh mouth matches your fresh ass. :)

[WynterNova]

"Go tell your manager, minimum wage." hee hee hee

You're smile cheers me up every time I see it :-D Thanks, Rocci!

[robogoretex]

lol yur asking for trouble.ya but how many guys came at you .?aww you look good they should have locked the doors and tackeled yur ass

[drcoxrox17]

wat did u do to ur hair it looks different

[roccigiovanniberrini]

i just got out of the shower i didn t dry it

RgB

[ItsLiv]

funny video lol

but what does my salad mean??

[roccigiovanniberrini]

i just call my video descrption my salad 4 some weird reason

RgB

[faithfilled57]

Paper don't make money? uhm.. baby wipes cleans your bum better =) make sure you get the flushing type or it will stop the toilet bowl up. Love the video you look seemed a little diff in this one.. maybe the spikes? or all that extra change in your pocket =)

Katina

[roccigiovanniberrini]

paper dont make money lol that the line that gonna haunt me 4 ever

im dislexic im sorry

RgB

[faithfilled57]

haha Its all good I mess up on things too.. I think everyone has.. If they say they haven't they're Liars! You are sweet cute and funny.. So the hell with all the other things lol

Katina..

P.S watch your response vids and comment grrr