YTP Short: Sonic Teaches The Children How To Masturbate

[IRGEMINIMAN]

I learned to fap like a boss when I was 12.

I used pr0nz.

[DEMMY39]

Learned to cum when I was 13

[Popcorn1234525]

Haha weird

[EricToTheScionti]

I'm gonna cum...

[GGBK28]

OH GOD

This is so funny

[sunburstshredder]

The king sounds a bit skeptical of Sonic's advice.

[Sunbreaker7]

"excellent"

and now I know!

[lawrencegohome]

48 people cant cum when masturbate

[froakentoken3]

@lawrencegohome 49 people gave themselves a balls losing hernia as a result of masturbation now masturbating doesnt feel good anymore although however they still masturbate 1092 will masturbate for the next forever years hernia free healthy balls :D

[BluestreakPictures]

This is the first youtube poop i ever watched back in 2008!

[NekoChibiGal]

"then you say.. AHHH" XD

[darkchaoszerolife123]

imagine amy saying that

[sirlukas2]

LOOOL

[NecroBuddha]

Then you touch your PINGAS!

LOL xD

[Shadowwind5]

Omg am doing it wrong

[guitarhero0123]

Then you touch your PENIS!

[Scarypker]

Today on Youtube: How to masturbate an elephant

...... -.-

[realSamsUniverse]

i find this hard to eat something to this

[schiefzahn95]

then you´re good xD

[Acillatem98]

The King sounds unsure of Sonics advice at the end of the video.. lol

[hypermommaluigi]

LOL

[boringfire458]

Then u say ughh

[lahec97]

This is BRILLIANT!



[robertsfunny1995]

Uh, how does touching your balls make you c*m? Your supposed to just shake your pingas with your fingers till it stings...

[BoyChibi]

42 people couldnt find their SNUPINGAS!

[TheSnowyice]

42 people are female. lol jk this is funny! ;-D

[MeepullStewray]

hmm, how can we cum

[Errorman0001]

hmmmm .....for? :D

[OgnarPliskin]

OMG LOL

[Thedogloverangel150]

lol 42 dislikes 42 is the answer to life the universe and the world :)

[linkfan6555]

one word boner

[SuperMarkerComicBro]

So that's how you do it.

[ROFLover151]

Re: FapPING AS usual I see? =WIN!!!

[GypsyBoyMatt]

"THE MORE YOU KNOW"!

[44layner]

LAWL

[gravygwundud]

LOL!

[elitegamebeast2]

Whenever I masterbate too much my circulation gets cut off and it hurts like hell

[BUENANA77]

42 people dont know how to masterbate

[FearRipper74]

hmmmm? ok *masturbates with amy* :3

[125pokefreak]

@FearRipper74 XD

[krustytehclown]

Didnt see that cumming

[Queensrychefreak]

The king doesn't know how to activate his amazing willy wanker!

[gravygwundud]

@Queensrychefreak LOL!

[lolomgwtg100]

WYAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!??????????

[XDfOrEvErShAdAmY]

XDXDXDXDXD sonics only want to pass the night with amy, so hes making her HOT!!!!! XD

[97kevinhuanle]

41 adults FAPped

[Marion133]

LOL

[missvivers400m]

im in tears laughing! 

[TheSamkillsam]

HOLY SHIT LMAO.

[Kyogre9600]

Doesn 't work if yur ballz are inert, thought

[Invisiblecheezburger]

._.

[Amienee84]

I've done that before. It feels GOOD.

[TheDive99]

so THATS how its done!

[ZillaRocks]

37 people don't know how to masturbate

[STEAMflipp25]

The kings face at the end describes the destiny of everyone in hyrule and sonic...

[PKLove10000]

FapPING AS usual I see?

[NeenerBalls]

@PKLove10000

....

brb, watching every episode of AoStH to find a single instance of robotnik saying "fa"

[PKLove10000]

@NeenerBalls First time I have ever given someone a video idea! O_o Send me a message to your video and I will subscribe!

[ConradoThePirate]

@NeenerBalls If that search ever "comes to fruition" if you catch my drift, I'll be sure to favorite the video that is invariably made.

[pshalleck]

@NeenerBalls Godspeed.

[automaticgeneral]

@NeenerBalls

I found your "fa" sound. 

[somedudeatwalmart]

@NeenerBalls look up the list of episodes,at one point it tells u about the meme

[Shyster44]

@PKLove10000 LOL! XD

[Whybehim]

i dont like the look on the kings face...

[JackDaScarecrow]

HMMM how can we cum????

[Chemazan]

The king still doesn't get it

[jamesclocklear77]

fuckin awesome

[ProduccionesHyD]

Then you touch your PINGAS!

Epic.

[ralithelion]

You had to make the king say at the end "Wii" :DD

[Brendanbear1214]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhh

[ninjacat123]

best editing ever.

[patchhacker]

Needs more visual demonstration!

[mikese93]

I had to throw something across the room when he said pingas

[Darksonicfan841]

0.o ahahahahaahahahhahaha

[KillianBeast]

faPINGAS usaul i see?

[DarkGriffin070]

XD LOL dies from laughter

[krisshariff32]

sonic looks gay

[SonicObsessed191]

@krisshariff32 he always looked like that before Sonic Adventure came out

[Twilightgirlz484]

The King seemed to enjoy this lesson. x]

[efezaros]

then you say AHHHHHHHHH jajajajaaajajaj

[PKMNComicMaker]

LOL

"then, you CUM."

lulz

[Idkanam6154]

the King seems apprehensive of sonic's explanation xD

[SonicNotAmy]

What the...

[OneMan2Heart]

He's more helpful than Hello Kitty!

[PKMNComicMaker]

@OneMan2Heart lawl!

[ChillieWinkle]

what video editing software did you use?

[DualGunBlade]

Where might my pingas be located?

[Theraiser2000]

@DualGunBlade whereever you put your hand to make you feel comfortable XD

[nick1234animerules]

@DualGunBlade It's the spot between your ass and your balls. I know this for a fact, as it's in the book of crap I made up.

[LeFreaks1234]

O.o

Sonic told rape to kids!!!!

[Arceus90009]

LMFAO

[bubthezombie]

Shame Sonic didn't specify how long it would take.

[SuperMrBentley]

Then you go mop up the cum!

[mikese93]

lol the piccolo part was hilarious.

but sonic, what if "the balls are inert"

[myrileypuppy]

that was the funniest one i heard yet!!!!!!!!!!!

[HermosTheGreat]

Then ur good

[Chrismonchan]

@HermosTheGreat <-This.

[Cody1280]

sonic teach kid how to sex left to right

[Dynastking99]

Then you touch your PINGAS LOL!

[KieranLittler]

then you CUM!!!

[weegee001]

Touch mahself comfortably... Check!

Touch PINGAS! ... Check!

Touch bawlz... Check!

AHHHHH!!!!! ( censor)

WTF?! LOL?!

[THEBERALE02]

then you touch your penias lol

[randomancrossoverfan]

snoopingas usual not snoo pingas as usual

[onfire340]

a good solgan for fappinn' is i saw and fapped i came

[SonicLOVA55]

O_o

[crimsongarth]

If ur a girl u run/spread ur vagina while staring at mens cocks u wish u could pick

[FlriaTheHedgehog423]

............But what if you're a girl...?

[sawmaster2]

@FlriaTheHedgehog423 FIRST YOU GET OUT OF THERE!

[Tubofluxar]

@FlriaTheHedgehog423

then you make dinner!

[ShadowTheDarkBR]

FUCK AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrThedam]

Loooooool

[Sonicwizrd]

Hmmmm

[Harristar88]

Then u touch ur BAWLS.

[Chaos13666]

LMAO

[Blazingwheel]

then u cum then ur good WTF lol

[VampireChick1231]

that was awsome....just effin awsome

<(^.^<) (kirby dances to your awsomeness)

[Stogryn]

This video is the best contraceptive you can ever get.

[lickthelimey]

"...Then you touch your PINGAS!" XD

Epic lulz! LOL

[iamchrishearmespeak]

soni8c goes at light speed when he masturbates lol

PINGAS

[JakeDude500]

lolololol. Childhood memories, ruined.

[CharlesStudios]

It's strange how procrastination leads to the weirdest things on youtube

[rico5443]

He's saying PINGAS not pingish

[KesorodaBlk]

@rico5443 Why do so many people get that wrong?

[yangonizza]

easy for ya to say

[BetterJS]

lol

[KenshiImmortalWolf]

hahahahaha that was hilarious

[Spenchjerta]

made me go limp of LAUGHTER!!!!!!!!

[chewbacca447]

then your good XD

[ThomsonFly12331]

lol i love when it puts that weird music on and he ses ahhhh

[alyshaya]

FOFLOL

[wolvie21st]

so thats how you masterdebate......XD

[LeonLaguna]

Hahahahaha FUNNY!!

[shadquartzthehedgie]

XD this is sick but hilarious

sonic sez just got owned!

[LeaderclassCHZDWG]

masturbation; no one gets pregnant from it, no one gets AIDS from it.

[PhoenixHelix]

@LeaderclassCHZDWG You forgot to add: noone risks getting their asses kicked specially if the girl you're doing it over has an older brother or dad who's built like a brick and very protective of his sister/daughter xD

[LeaderclassCHZDWG]

@PhoenixHelix good point.

[theagilenewb]

@PhoenixHelix exactly XD

[HyperEmerald]

@LeaderclassCHZDWG And cleanup is super easy! *shot*

[nerdelicious5]

the King learned something new today

[Gyarren]

As should we all.

[Technoman3000]

Sonic has some problems o_e

[AristoMC]

epic

[Findoku29]

This would make a good sex ed video!

[Nongee01]

@Findoku29 if this was sex ed instead of cum they would say semen and remove the balls part lol

[vgfreak63]

Wow, WTF XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

[hanspeterpitsch]

I loved how you used the king as the one who needs help amd finally gets it xD

[UberShadow64]

OMG. THIS IS AMAZING. XD

[linklikepie]

Pedo bear approves!

[Jakihro]

Great! I'm gonna go home and try it out...

[mbsjrcc06]

I just did.  And it worked perfectly.

[Sporefan04]

Nothing teaches these things better than a hedgehog XD

[evillecaston]

Sonic, it's not working!

[Carboy7667]

The King approves.

[KylexSadeyes]

Oh fuck...

This is so fucking hilarious!

[00GIR]

then you say aaaaahhh XD

[sonic64d]

it sounds like he said penis

[brainless96]

i learned alot from this video!!. lol jk

[ShadowRocks25]

ahhahahahhahahahahhahhahahah

[Ihasaflavourz]

lol

[4077BatMash]

"Hmm...how can we CUM?" XD

[KirbyBoyJnr2000]

then you touch PINUS

[Landblom]

Now i know how to do it. Yay.

[Slave2thedrago]

Sonic gives very good advice. Now, he should make one for girls...XD

[RozTheDiffy44]

Then, your GOOD! haha!

[HarukoSuka]

*On floor* Omg I can't stop laughing!!!! This is GOLD!!!! 5/5 and fave :D

[Duality1]

ROFLCOPTER

[MeanestBean2]

I know what you mean ill give you a thumbs up but it wont help much,

[NeenerBalls]

PINGAS

[Mineav]

Thanks for the tips, Sonic!