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  • Loogie Man and his trusty sidekick buger boy .. haha ..

  • u can hypnotizes people with those eyes

  • Lookin good with ur hair up superwoman.

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  • hey long time no see :)

    hope you good n all

  • right back at ya, Lisa!xoxoxo I would be Revolution Man --- Any & everywhere there were greedy, power-hungry, corrupt and/or mass-murdering tyrants oppressing the masses, I would 1st vaporize the head m.f. in charge then spark a popular revolt to make sure nobody like them ever came into power again for the rest of time!! Gadafi & our own Uncle Sam would be on top of my list.

  • Awesome Lisa Great Production my friend :)

  • eYe am a super herO...

    I AM... krypt0kitty and I save the day by giving the evil fucktards of the world a cute lil fuzzball to plaY with...

    meOw

  • Girl, you can kick my ass anytime!

  • bellissimi occhi

  • ur hot

  • ohhh man you're fucking beautiful !!=)

  • I'd be Super Gummy Bear and spit jelly beans at my foes.. ;-)

  • I think when parents have babies they know will be hot, they name them 'Lisa' :P

    I've never seen an 'ugly' Lisa

  • @Jgeneraledger23

    How about Mona Lisa?

    Now that B' is UUUUUUGLYYYYYY!

  • @SalemStorm The MonaLisa doesn't count. They just determined she was "a man baby!"

  • you would like to have laser eyes,but you almost already have...if you get a brown contact lense you would look like a huskie i had in my chilhood,or marilyn manson

  • i would like to have an iron dick,to smash it against walls and make holes on them to be able to pep thru,and also an hipnotizing fart smell,that would make everyone around me put their pants down and dance like a chicken,me included,and also the ability of understand squirrels and be able to talk to them in their language,and the ability of make whoever gets upset stick a finger in his/her nose and talk like forrest gump or slow motion too.i think i´m asking for to much stuff...

  • I would be a real MUZZies' F...u...c...k...e...r outside youtube ! LOL

  • I'd be Batman! Damn you're hot Lisa

  • Well you will be wearing a burka soon enough, so enjoy your "freedom" while you can

  • I would be Hypno Dude....I would hypnotize you and.....(not appropriate for ages under 18) lol...cool vid keep up the good work!!

  • I would be SHILL-SMASHER! My super powers would be just like the movie LIAR LIAR as I would be able to make people cut the crap and lose the ability to lie to anybody ever again. My post smashed shills will be called SPEAK-N-SPELLS as they can only cast a spell of speaking the fuck up or never speak again! then there is this bat cat character of mystery that is second on my list..

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  • @ONEILL020586 Does it matter? Why do you care?

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  • @ONEILL020586 That's what your upset about? You're upset about a response to a comment 9 months ago that you NOW decided to respond to? Look, there are better things in the world to get upset about. Poverty. Child abuse. Racism. Don't waste your time on little old me. My comment to you wasnt made out of anger or to make fun of you. If it makes you feel better, I apologize for what I said. I dont care who is right or wrong. Let's not argue over something like this. We cool?

  • Laser-Eyes could castrate a rude man with just a glance! YIKES!

  • i would be "The Legendary Ranger," who has to save Princesses Peach and Daisy from Bowser and his cronies after Mario and Luigi decide to abandon, having enough of always coming to their rescue. My powers would be excellent skills in martial arts, use of weapons, and throwing MetroCards.

  • You have the most beautiful eyes. Thumbs up to you from Australia

  • If I could have a superpower I would definitely absolutely have "Mind Control" or the ability to shape/bend (pretty much the same thing just explaining more) ones will. I used to have dreams that I could do so all the time. Then I grew up (sigh) lol. Obviously I would first accumulate wealth. I'm a guy who loves toys (grown up toys). And I like money. Then I will bend The counts will and convince her tocome to Pittsburgh and have dinner with me. Heh..

  • damn where is the HD button???

  • lovely

  • If you’re looking for a personal robot at your command let me know I am here for you. However after midnight it's up to me.

  • Lazer eyes makes total sense cause u have such beautiful eyes :D

    If I were a super hero ehm... I'd be... something that can fly and throw fire...but looks a bit more female-ish than a dragon... maybe...O.o

  • I love u too (Lisa).I Laught more sexy Lisa i not understand all what u say but u have a (GOOD) punch Waw and ur High Kick its not (Baddd) HHH (NinjaLisa).Kiss.Good day.HHHHHH.So Great..Athletic???yes good and beauty.Muah.+++

  • i would be PERCOCET MAN!! my super power would be shooting percocets in peoples mouths and sending them into uncontrollable fits of scratching!!

  • lol thats called the rocky syndrome .. a bunch little Italian guys got beat up thinkin they could Box after they left the movie ...and abuncha big guys got in some trouble . .. = ) xxoo

  • what i will be if i be any superhero i be the cat woman

  • Drink this and become SUPERRRRRRRRRRRRR !!!

  • You again ? I love you !!!

  • patetic

  • can i screw your but??????

  • Now, See, I knew there was something special about those intense eyes. I am a super hero. Super radioman discjocky spinner guy that talks and talks and never sez a damn thing guy.........hell I dunno. you figure it out... Try and get that across the front of a leotard...

  • I would go for superhero/firefighter/astronau­t kind of hero. We actually made an episode about that called "The Office Super Heroes". Digg your channel!

  • super stoned @ x 3

  • Are you stoned?

  • My favourite super hero is spongebob !!!! xD

  • If I was a super hero, my super power would be super genius, and I would hold all of the governments of the world hostage with my global doomsday device that I built out of old microwaves and tin foil.

  • Batman is my favorite Superhero, so thats who I would pick to be like lol I think you make a great Lara Croft:)

  • Phwooargh.

  • You have laser eyes, because they are so pretty they melt hearts! (Cheesy) Haha! QOTD: It would be a toss up between the invisible man: *wink* and Some dude who could fly awesome. Not like the greatest American Hero. I would save the day by getting rid of all the bad world leaders, and replacing them with Super Heros! Awe Yeah!

  • yeah, I am going to strart an insurrection to liberate the poor and the oppressed! Braveheart?

  • My Super Hero would be TheHeartPrincess. She would be a member of team EagleChessKnockOut, she has a powerful crystal and can read not the mind but people's hearts. She isn't the strongest on her team but has power friends. Rick the fire prince, Josh the water rook, David the wind knight, and Rod the lightning bishope. Their powers are self explanitory.

  • How wide is your anusssssssssss

  • Eres estupenda haciendo vídeos

    Saludos lisa

  • I would be batman, however I am going as Dr. Manhattan for Halloween this year, I'll send you a video then.

  • I would be pornoman, with the ability to turn any mundane situation into a porno.

  • great vid!but i got hypnotized by your eyes hehehe *****

  • i would have the power to text a whole paragraph in half a millamillamillamillamillasecon­d so when the world ended i could just ya know txt evry1.

  • I like that girl at the very start! I wonder if she does bootjobs? I hope so.

  • damn you're hot

  • Great moves Lisa. You would make a great Spider Woman. In our comedy feature film "Men on the Move" which will be released on DVD on Amazon in late March, we have a character named Harrison Griswold who is a small mild mannered guy who develops a superpower to take over the mind of a bully named Butchy Baxter. The results are something we would all liked to have done to bullies we've encountered.

  • the hulk but stronger lolllll

  • damn those eyes are crazy beautiful! No joke!

  • funny*****

  • i would be like super man yaaaay...lol

  • yer fake

  • You are my super hero Lisa and you always will be. You came to my rescue here at You Tube by coming into my life with your comedic genius and creativity. Not to mention how sexually aroused you make me lol.

  • you're my super hero <3

  • this woman is so beautiful

  • I would be

  • i want dat power off dat movie jumper, ill jump ova dere n make u my wife, n luv u 2 gurl =D

  • Lisa your eyes are beautiful! You are so hot!

  • i would super fuck her mouth.

    not like that mental scottish cunt.

  • from now on your my super hero!!!5*****

  • I'd like the power to automatically become a YouTube partener, :D.

  • My SuperPower wOuld be "Being Lisa's Boyfriend" ·^^·

    <3

  • What a natural talent you are Lisa. And very funny. You are my Super Hero.

  • Cool video. Probably a ring like green lantern where you can think of anything you want and comes out of the ring. Controlling nature so that earth is well.

  • you look obviously like the tomb raider girl,a fresh cut of kickass girl,instead it would be lisa raider

  • I would be fuckman, just so I could fuck ya............ call me!

  • It's funny that you said you would be laser eyes, because I always joke to my friends that I have lasers for eyes ever since I recieved "laser eye surgery".

    Anyways, great vid. As usual, you look beautiful.

  • Ah ah, GREAT !!!

    Very very funny

    ^___^

  • So do you think you are a Super Hero Lisa?? Do you stand up for those who have been wronged? Would you back stab a friend? Do you know what makes up a friendship? Do believe in communication? Are you able to comprehend what a friendship is?

    Sending you care, and invitation and warmth..

    Have a great day Lisa..love ya lots.

  • attention seeker much

  • I would be...super ninja! Hero powers would be fun! And thinking about it makes me feel like a little kid again! Yeah I gotta admit after I watch most Angelina Jolie movies I really wanna kick someones ass!

  • I don't walk away from watching stuff on tv or in the movies then think im something im not mainly because its been a long time since i was 10 lol

    Superman has it all, super strength, super speed and flying matched with almost invulnerability, if i could pick powers it would be thoughs aspects he has, but the hero part comes from someones character and heart, having powers wouldn't be easy and not many people could handle that kinda power, heck some people can't even handle money lol

  • hmmm a Super Hero huh?

    Would have to be "Concrete Man"

    Fighting crime by spewing concrete from the mouth, covering hoodlums and turning them into statues.

    Concrete man only requires one source of nutrition to survive and ignite his super powers... and that would be beer!

    What ya say? An episode in the making?

    Yeh, nay?

  • I saw Rambo about a week after I got out of bootcamp. When I walked out of the theatre, I thought I could take on anyone or anything with no fear. I was in the best physical shape of my life. When I look back on that moment, I laugh @ myself. Thank God I didn't get my ass kicked..

  • I'd be Tomorrow Man

    my super power would be i could do anything....Tomorrow!

  • u look hot but way way too much eye makeup for closeups

  • I need saving by a beautiful Count Lisa Hero, hubba hubba, a little boom boom yum yum, how about a shot of skin super hero

  • I would love to spray in you honey.

  • hot hot super sexy

  • Nice looking Slut.

  • I would be a super hero that taught silly girls how to fake fight.

    MovieFightMan !

    I'd start with you ;-)

  • yes i had that when i watched spider man. want me to spray you with my sticky white goo, cus id love to your hot

  • @meagain499 Thats Right ! :D

  • teleportation - go anywhere, anytime

  • los ameriquano son loco ,mincanta mucho,, les ameriquain son fou ,mais je les adort

  • Do the superpowers of a vampire can be taken into consideration?

    It would be great to be like a vampire.

  • I would be myself and exert super-human strength just by looking in your beautiful eyes

  • i would like to be some sort of super hero that can change into things(girls pants)what a desparet power

  • your eyes look pretty powerfull already dont think i could say no to them so please dont use them on me

  • she's all coked up

  • LIsa is so sexy i wish i can lick her ass :)

  • SUPERMAN !

  • I would be SUPERMAN...YOUR SUPERMAN Lisa!!! And you`d really mean it when you called me your "MAN OF STEEL"...yes, I`m a bad, bad boy. lol

    On a serious note...you are soooo fine baby, with your slim bodacious curves, piercing laser eyes, and captivating smile. Damn, you`d knock Lois Lane out the park. Primarily bcuz you look so tastey delicious..SLURP!

  • I would love to see you as a superhero.....Laser Eyes is the perfect character for you! I would save the day by becoming a superhero that would detect lies through their giant satellite system. Then, when lie is detected, it would be analyzed though my data base, and depending on the significance of the lie, the liar in question would get an electric shock....sort of like one of those inhumane dog collars! I'd love to watch politicians on TV then!

  • @shellylanette I think in my spare time as a superhero, since my computer system would be doing most of my work anyhow, I'd fly around town with an un-happiness and bat attitude detector....anyone unhappy or with a bad attitude would get a giant puff of THC infested smoke to the face...continuously! LOL ;)

  • I'd be... Super Awesome Guy!

    With the power to do Awesome things and to make people feel Awesome. My speciality would be going up to someone in a funk and say Hey, You're Awesome and they would think, Super Awesome Guy thinks I'm Awesome...That's Awesome! Then they would feel Awesome and so would I.

  • Charles Xavier, no question...

    I would make Lisa fall in love with me :)

  • I would be Saint Stefanus, AKA The God of Death. reason:

    1) You're inmortal, you cannot die anymore.

    2) You have all the time in the world, and can get older then like.. 600 years PLUS

    3) You can actually say, ''been there, Done that!''

    4) in order to NOT Kill your loved once, I ware Globves on my hands. ( stylish once too)

    and 5) You're actually gettin' paid to do this. Who-Hoo!!

    ( I actually thaught this out 12 years ago....)

  • @ThePanzerWarMachine Dude, you are Crazy :D (in fact im just jeauleos Saint Stefanus is taken... Any more Gods that would rock?!?) :)

  • @sam4sb

    Easy, WIkipedia you Full name and see what you name actually means in Latin Greek, and any other laguage.

    ''Stefanus'' Means 'Crown' and 'King Of Kings', wich is correct since im a Leo.

  • nice video.

  • YAY! VIDEO!

  • i would be the SuperTony, with the power to do anything lol i'd love to fly though

  • i would melt people's mind a la charles xavier

  • Try Italians that just saw Rocky..

  • cool video

  • hey thats not fair you got 2 powers! you cant have lazer eyes and have the power to be the most beauteful girl on the planet! u cheater........ mine would be supermans powers cus hes just a straight badass: D

  • hella funny

  • I need a superpower of making my tricks a real magic!

    That way I wont need to practise my moves so many hovers a day! You can see many tricks on my channel.

    Nice videos Lisa, your are cute ;)

  • cool video!

  • in fact if i could i would be an anti-hero..

    sarcastic, savage, black-humor all the way and high tempered..

    carrying a sword.. could teleport..

    very strong.. a vamp-like appearance.. leather long coat and leather pants.. high boots and black tight shirt, all black.. (classic huh? :P)

    guess that's all.. :P xD

    beautiful girl by the way (classic too :P)

  • hey have you ever watched a youtube video where the main character has no emotions when speaking as if you were reading a script

  • I would be you,my power would be super hot jk,obama and be the chosen one, get us into more debt then george bush, and they said it couldnt be done he sure showed them lmao ; )

  • "Wouldn't it be cool if a superhero came into our reality?" Uh hello...Chuck Norris...

  • If I could be a superhero, I would be The Butcher. The Butcher just don't give a fuck. He walks around with a steel-chest plate and wears a black speedo underneath his motorcycle chaps. He dispatches villains with his trusty chainsaw. No one fucks with The Butcher!

  • My favorite superhero is The Butcher.

  • oh and I LOVE YOOUU TOOOOOOOO!!!! XD lol

    love the video, youre fuckin rad.

  • idc how often you hear it, youre fucking hot.

  • I would be the Boot Camp CHamp, and my power would be to whip people to shape. If I kicked someone in the stomach they would have an instant 6 pack, if I kicked someones rear they would have Buns of steel instantly.

  • @BootCampChamp LMAO!!!! that was awesome as fuck..

  • Yeah, when I was like 8 years old!

  • very cool!

  • i would be super cupid, & my power would be, the ability to make beautiful girls like yourself fall in love with me!!!

    wait, that happens all the time, anyways, so i guess iam a super-hero

  • I'll be 'semipro cyclist man' since I ride a bike on a routine basis doing my part to cut my personal co2 emissions.

    Have some pics. of my bike at Myspace if anyone wants to check them out(link on my channel)

  • I'd want to be HELLBOY.

    I like forcing people to hold truth to the highest possible standards.

    ...and then kicking their ass.

  • yes

  • sorry to say this you don't even look like a Super Hero I guess you may even scream if you see a spider haha

    no I don't want to be a Super Hero because they just want to show their face on TV by saving screaming girls

  • Your eyebrows look deformed and you have a fat head.

  • @rvh3 and you take it up the ass.

    go away.

  • What's your problem you gay ass faggot boy coming on to me with your homo erotic shit? I WILL OWN YOU! I WILL BEND YOU OVER AND MAKE YOU MY BITCH! FAG

  • @rvh3 ummm..... hahaa youre a fucking idiot, dude. YOU insult a beautiful woman, and then YOU say how much you'd like to bend me over and assrape me, and I'M a fag?!?!?

    LMAO!!!!

    whats wrong do those sexy ass eyes of hers make you eel thretened when you look in them? is that what the chick looked like that made you scared of women? you weak ass little bitch!!! HAHAHAAHAAHAAAAA!!!!!!

  • I SWEAR I WILL SPOON YOUR ASS AND BITE YOUR NIPPLES! Gay ass homo boy.

    I'm not scared of women, I have a women and she doesn't have a deformed monkey nut head with squirrel eyebrows and an oompa looompa smile like this one.

  • I'd be you. Ha!

  • I would be save Lisa man. Whenever she's in trouble I'll be there.

  • I would be lord lightening dick...and my powers would be to dick you down your eyes are sexy post a self shot sextape

  • you are awesome ,post more

  • I think I would have to say mine would be . To be able to read write and speak fluently every language ever known. No more taking the girl to the nail salon and getting talked shit to in korean. LOL Solve alot of the worlds problems also make me one hell of a computer hacker. Superhero name would be Babel or somethin.

  • miss count,,,,removing my comments really pisses me off.

  • she has nice eyes <3

  • I would be orgazmo, from the movie"Orgazmo", go watch it. It's funny.

  • I'd probably be one of the X - Men... that'd be cool

  • i love this chick she is awesome

  • don't listen to the negative BS it's was a simple question. Lets see I would be John in watchmen yeah, yeah thats it John almost like being the Creator, perfect!

  • i wanna cum in your cute mouth

  • The only super hero you will ever be is the kind that attracts DUMB boys like flies to shit. Look at all these pathetic excuses for males posting here. I guess that means you're pathetic , as they say ' Birds of a feather....'

  • wow get a new mic.

  • As we are all stars we are all super-heros...

    Keep it going strong!

  • you are great and beautiful

    i sub you

  • awsome eyes! =] i faved hahha

  • i once felt like i had a boner.

    you whore

  • Hahaha good video. The superhero I wanna be is Titanium man, the Russian Iron man. far superior character lol

  • she's pretty hot

  • Actually, you remember The One with Jet Li, right? I know that's not everyone's favorite movie, but the main reason I had so much fun watching it is because it looked so much fun to have that much power. That's the most fun I've had watching a bad guy win in the beginning. If I had that power, I'd be a lot more cruel to any force that would even think about crossing me. Especially if I killed my final double and everything was still existent.

  • Ok reading you loud and clear coming in to land now nite god bless care best wishes for 2010

  • I love women and their sound effects!!

    LOL!

    With those eyes yeah you could control pretty much what ever you want. ;)

  • You have beautiful eyes!

  • I would be Captain Brightside - always turning up too late to do anything of any use but pointing out the Brightside of something 'oh, you may have been mugged for your food money this week but look on the bright side - you contributed to the life of someone who has anger management issues and no-one loves'.

    I dare say no one would love me, either, but I'm sure I'd find a ...

  • My dick is a super hero and it wants to get in you. It will give you magical powers.

  • Can Tiger Woods be counted a superhero? Superhero to Supervillain in a flash I think it can work.lol ☺->☻

  • i love You!!!! you have the most amazing and hypnotic eyes in the world!!! :))

  • God is my super-hero, does that count ?

  • hes not a superhero....hes a cockless looser

  • @eddie2812 looks like someone has erection problems :))

  • @YouNoop

    NO it doesn't. Nothing about you counts. You suck fucken ass and you will ALWAYS suck fucken ass.

  • lava hot lol you r my sperhero :P i share u on my facebook username Kirk Bell y not crossover

    abd share the world for captain sway,,,,,,xo...........swayed in canada..sway!!canada!!2010..we all in !!!! YAY  :) =)

  • Honestly, if I had all the powers I wanted, I'd probably just end up taking over the world.