my wierdest dream- i walked out into my yard and there was a giant banana that kept pooping out puppies and the puppies then attacked me and the bannanna was in the background laughing maniacally....then the dream blacked out..... bannanas scare me...
My weirdest dream was kind of stung out through like 4 days. On the 1st day the grim reaper came to my house and killed my mom on the 2nd he killed my brother on the 3rd he killed my dad. And on the 4th he chased me into the master bath where I hid behind the toilet he then took a little dinky kitchen knife and cut off half of my left thumb then I ran out and layer on my parents bed like I was dead and out of no where comes this chick and she's just sitting next to me talking like it's any old
I had a dream that I was in my sisters house and we were watching batman and then the scarecrow came out of her t.v. and killed her and put me in a straight jacket and used that gas stuff on me .... O.O I really can't watch batman anymore
My other weirdest dream, first there was a troll from World of Warcraft doing acrobatics on poles and hoops and stuff high in the air while a giant tauren tried to attack him from below. Then the dream skipped forward for no apparent reason.
I was a female rabbit (I'm a guy irl) called Oatmeal, and I had a boyfriend who was a dog, and the internet was bullying us. Don't remember much about this dream except that, oddly enough, it was the most romantic dream I've ever had
This guy was sleeping, middle of the night, when his dad woke him. They sneaked downstairs past the sister and mum's rooms and into the car, and the dad took the son to a night club - for gay & lesbian mermaids. The son went and danced with the lesbians, doing backflips and barrel rolls and stuff (the club was filled with water & had silver tile walls), but when he went to the gays they were like 'they've turned you gay haven't they?' and he nodded, ashamed
One time I was watching YouTube and I was watching 2girls1cup reaction vid and then for some reason I jump up out of my bed after the 2 girls come out.......with the cup. So I get trapped in the cup and then one girl takes a shit smoothie and then I teleport to a screening of never say never and I was holding a MP5 so I shot the bitches on stage and when I woke up I was on the couch with my grandma and grandpa and they heard me say shit in my sleep........
One day I spent all day watching ask Milly and that night I had a dream that an evil zombie Elmo always chasing me, my friends , Milly and Shane Dawson through a huge hotel :|
I had a dream that my cousins were at my house and we had a smart car. We were playing in the it, then my 11 year-old cousin started it and we were like speeding down the street, but there was a cop in a wheelchair on the sidewalk and that was Mosby from Suite life of Zack&Cody. Anyway he started chasing us down the street, he was going super fast. Then we went back to my house stopped outside and my mom got into the car, and backed over mosby. Then we all went inside my house and ate gordidias?
i hope your happy Greg. i choked on cereal laughing at your description of the man. lol sorry i know that was terrifying for you but ur face was hilarious and i almost died!
Im a weird child so I have weird dreams but the top two that come to mind are the one I had like a year ago, I was in shoprite and I was shunken to the size of a mouse and then cleaning products started chasing me around the store. The other one was one I had last night where I was in a packed resteraunt and me and my friend were sitting at a table with Bob Saget dying our hair with Kool Aid and my grandpa comes along and at one point I was just sitting there... With my friend... And Bob Saget.
My weirdest dream: I was on a feild trip at a park, then we got on my grandpas boat and started flying thru the trees. then the boat went sideways and mybest freind fell and died, then the dudde beside me fell and i grabbed his hand and he was real light, but didnt want to waste my time to save him ( meanest thought i ever had) and i dropped him and he yelled in motone ahhhhhhh and slowly fell to the ground and died. then i woke up lol
and once here i just in the hole on the floor again and i return were i fall in the store with my friends who are now normal sized and we see another dimentionall gate and we jump in and we return in our reality in the back of the store at a normal hour like 2 pm that was the most fucked up dream i ever had
so building are destroyed or burning and i heard a radio saying that we have been hit by a 11 richter earthquake and i dont see anyone and dont hear anyone i look like the only survivor but then i look at my feet and see a mini version of the store with my friends in it and when i see that me and my mini friends have the conclusion that we are in a alternate universe and that the universe past gate is in the hole i fall in so we take a car and drive to return to the game store
my weirdest dream is just insane : i was at my rpg/d&d store with some of my friend and the store was open at 3 am and we were looking at rpg books and stuff and then the earth start shaking and we were like ( the fuck how is that possible) because in belgium theres never earthquake and then everything start shaking and the floor just open and i fall but (now the weird part begin) i wasnt death i was in another town 20 miles from the town the store was in and the place was like a total wasteland
me n my friend were at the jungle,i found my dad there,me n my friend were talkin to him, he got mad for some reason,then he turned into a monster, me n my friend ran away,we found a house there so we went inside, it was empty so we just locked the door and stayed there till the food n water were out so my friend decided to sacrifice herself n went outside to get water,she came back n she forgot to lock the door behind her so the monster came inside and was gonna kill us then i woke up!
wierdest dream: i was in this little swap, it was really deep and it was dark. and oh i was a seaweed. And then these pirhana's came and started chasing me so i was jumping around this swap trying not to get eaten and then i tuned into an alligator and roared at these pirhana's. and then i woke up..
My weirdest dream: I dreamed that my clothes were stripped off my someone invisible, then duck tape was applied to my hands, feet and mouth - then a bunch of my friends and family popped out of nowhere, and they started maniacally laughing at me.
Oh, and my weirdest dream is when I was walking down a path were I live , I saw 2 huge dogs in a fence (But some company has 2 dogs in a fence in real life though) But they didn't attack me they was following me. So then when I saw my house I saw a short guy in a black rope chasing me into a meadow. (This was in the afternoon) And I was scared and crying for some reason then he walked in to a portal? o.o Then I hide in a shead. And then the dogs died for some akward reason then I woke up. O_e
Possibly my weirdest dream ever, was where i lived in some apartment building, and i snuck into the apartment across from mine, and took all thier food, then hid in a closet.
They ended up finding me, But i was dead, all the food was gone, And my blood was everywhere, but i didnt have a scratch on me.
Uhhh this is gonna sound really weird but there was a nurse zombie from silent hill and I killed it and I cut off its head and hung it off of my boner and walked around.
there were two kids and we were in some meddow with a bunch of hills and green grass and i just my butt grew ten times it's size and i farted and blew them away cause they were mean to me and then i laughed in my sleep but i kinda woke up but not quite it's like limbo for dreams idfk
i laughed so hard during this video in the middle of the night, and i woke up everyone in my dorm (we were having a goodbye sleepover when school was ending cuz we're awesome)
i dreamt that i got a horse, and i had to compete with the horse but i didn't know how to ride. so my mum forced me to compete with it in some horsejumping-thing, and i cried but also felt like calm because i knew i couldn't affect anything, so i felt kind of stupid for crying. then i woke up
i was in a hospital in bucsh gardens in a bed with a bunch of people around me and i looked down and i was pregnant! they told me i still had time so i walked out and rided this weird messed up lookin roller coaster and when i got off my friend came and started yelling at me for riding it and when i yelled back, i looked down and my baby was laying on the floor between my legs with blood around it and myy friend picked it up and ran away and i woke up!
me and some random chick were the last two people alive in a fallout 3 type setting. we survived and fought these weird cavemen dudes and we then became the next adam and eve. and the bible is a sort of cycle.
My weirdest dream was a dream where I worked at McDonalds. I was taking out the trash in the back of the restaurant. When I had dumped out the trash, I started walking towards the back door to go back inside. All of a sudden I see this old lady sitting at a table next to the back door, smoking. I just ignored her and continued to walk to the door. When I got to the door she shoved her cigarette into my ear and screamed "HIYAH!!!" Then, I woke up.
i had a pretty creepy dream. I was 9 months pregnant, and in the hospital ready to givr birth. A bunch of random people from my family,school,etc. were there supporting me and stuff. The wierdest part: my father was the father 0.o Apparently my mother wanted a child but was too old to have one so I had to for her. Through the whole dream I kept saying stuff like " am I the only one who thinks this is strange?!?" Right before I was about to have the baby the doctors were like " you're not having
My weirdest dream ever: I was walking homewen this gigantic hole opens in the ground and swallows a tree then cats startedto lead a rebellion against the president.then i walked into my house and myentire family was there and they all were do the polka. thats not the weird part the weird part is i walked up to my room to find my "dog" (my dog who only shows up only in dreams) playing my piano and singing with Katy Perry's voice then he became famous. then i randomly had bright purple hair 0.0
LOL my weirdest dream was where i lived in like one of those hamster cages with the tube thingys and then i got a boy friend and i killed his mother O_O
If i don't have a romantic dream, i have a F*cked up dream.
I remember most of my dreams, but the weirdest is to long to write so i'm just gonna write a shot one :) and remember this isn't my weirdest dream at all. :3
I'm with my best friends and suddenly they turn in to aliens(from the alien movies) and it's really scary, but then suddenly they have lederhosen on and they are yodeling and dancing. o.O and then i wake up.
i had a dream that i was at my elementary school and there was forbidden stuffed animals in the sandbox and i took one of them, then there was like, a HUGE nuclear explosion and then i was on the freeway and strangley my borthers friends mom was my mom and then we are at a wake funeral and its my aunt in the coffin and then my gramma pops up and tells me and my brother to sniff a granny smith apple and say how long we remembered her.... i told it to my bro and he starts laughing his ass off xD
I remember when I was about eight I got up and I went out side to my moms car I when inside and I accidentally hit the parking brake and it started to roll backwards I try to stop it but I couldn't so I basically gave up and when to sleep and then woke up it was very scary and now I alway don't touch the parking brake
Well, every night I have nightmares and they're pretty fun. I hate my good dreams... I think the most abnormal dream I've had was the one where there was a nuclear explosion while my entire family was playing volleyball and I bowed to the explosion and I died and went into limbo but got nauseous and when to a waiting room with my family but it was out new home and I hoped there were pillows and instruments in the back and.... well, I wrote the whole thing out in great detail... I loved the table
When i was 7 had a dream that Hades from the disney Hercules movie ruled the earth (fyi i hadnt ever seen hercukes at the time) And he decided to make sprinkles illegal. So i was pissed and then me and the girl Nicole from Zoey 101 went up to him and asked if he could change the law and then he started laughing like a manic and the we all started doing the macarana with spongebob and a giant hot dog O_o
I had a dream that my school was being invaded by zombies and I had to kill them. what was cool was that I had a narrorator and after killing the zombies with lightsabers for some reason, we went to the head zombie who walked up to me and handed me a box of crowns then he blew up in a fart explosion and the narrorator said "He knew the zbies were gone for now but they will be back soon." and then he I woke up laughing.
i had a dream that i was a vampire and i was sucking peoples blood bacuse i thought it would be fun and i woke up and there was blood in my mouth bacuse i bit my lip trying to get blood o-o
i once dreamt that i was in a creepy old rundown house in the daytime and i was standing beside a door which was open enough so i could see the inside of the room. i then look at a window which has the sun shining thru it, and i saw a shadow move from the floor all the way up to the ceiling and it then became a demonic figure with piercing eyes and unnaturally pale skin. it crawled in my direction but i soon closed the door in fear and i woke up. pretty weird shit,lol
I once dreamt that the really old fruit loops mascot ( the one that looks kind of like a cactus in the shape of a sphere with tentacles ) flew up to me in a space ship and then I screamed and he put me down, flew into a tree, and exploded.
My weirdest dream ever: Apparently I got pregnant somehow, and I was trying to figure out how, why, and by who. And I was running around in circles freaking out and then all the sudden I started going into labor and when I finally gave birth, I gave birth to a litter of puppies. The End. o.o...
@abeoeternusmemoria Oh, I don't blame you for laughing. I did xD It was one of the weirdest dreams I've ever had. I woke up thinking I had to care for a litter of puppies rofl.
I was in the city and I saw a couple-man and woman-penguin slide down a rooftop. The people below tried to catch them, but they hit their heads on the edge of the top of a wall below the roof (try to imagine it, sry!) then, a big lilac dino was walking around the buildings, looking confused, then an alarm went off and I ran around looking for it so I could turn it off. That's when I woke up.
I was at this amusement park with this boy and these cute little asian twin girls, I don't know any of these people. We were asked to fix a broken ride. We tried, but sulfric acid came out when we broke it open. So we ran, but these little turtle-shell-looking things that for some reason we couldn't step on were on the stairs. The boy got eaten by one of the shells. The little asian girls started climbing up the rail, and I said it was a good idea. Then it stopped...
This video reminded me of a dream had while growing up it was were was in the back of some ones car then this vortex opens out of no where and i follow it and the i start falling off a building
I am in some sort of obstacle course, and I need to roll a ball through it into a goal, like mini-golf. I win it and get up to see Sean, who was watching the whole ordeal from a bit further back. I tell him I want to go to the beach.
At the beach the water, instead of being clear blue like in Mexico, is that grimy green color that it is in the outer banks. Ships are docked near us, and the dock is reminiscent of another dream I can't quite remember. Then I notice someone in the water; my old g
werid dream....i was at school....and we all had to evacuate, but we went onto a black top with 3 fences and 1 huge iron wall, then jus outta no where a zombie rips down the fences and we all start scattering and running, i turn around and get teleported to my house and i run into my garage and a zombie runs outa garage-ignoring me wtf 'o.o- and scratches my hand, then i freak out how i'm gunna turn into one and a man w/ a shotgun n a lil grl walk in and i tell them ,"dont worry, i'll get out"
My weirdest dream: I am running through the mountains that i hike and know very well and I come upon this clearing and all the people at my school were there I changed or something and lost control then I ate them all blood flowing like a river from the clearing (I've had many scarier dreams but this was the one that traumatized me the most)
My weirdest dream is that there were the creepy thingymabobbers from the movie the grudge and they have reallly long fingers and they were like petting me. and then we were in a treehouse and there were big vines you could walk out on and i fell and the grudge grabbed me with those long fingers and held me like a carriage and she had no eyes and her mouth was open like 3 feet wide. there was a boy there and he was screaming for me to take him home. I've had this dream three times.
XD I'm crying now. That was hilarious! The weirdest dream I have ever had was.. Maybe the dream when there was a concert and everyone in the world was in the crowd then there was this small park that my best friend and I walked over too.. There was this weird white, big butted spider that was on a poll and I ducked under it. My best friend screamed. My boyfriend was sitting on one of the horse things and a big one was on his shoulder.He screamed loudest. In the morning, i found out i was bitten
i had a weird dream dat i was at school nd when i got out of da locker room nd out da gym doors i felt a breaze like 4 real nd i look down nd im naked so i covered my stuff with my hands but no one noticed i was naked at all but then i turned around nd saw this guy i like naked nd we both asked eachoter y we were naked nd he asked if i could get his clothes out of his locker but then when i did he imagined clothes on,he told me 2 try 2 wake up nd i did... it was sooooooooooo realistic
I used to have weird ones when we lived in this old building complex that was build by jermans in world war 2(it was in europe) and I would dream about walking in our apartment and seeing those weird black figures of people(the whole body blurry not just faces) and they would scream loud in agony sort of made you thing they are tortured souls that were real people
my weirdest dream,, i was getting ready for grade 5 and i was in a bathroom for some reason with my friends keiran chase jayden taylor and my sis and 1 teacher an d we all had swim suits on and keiran had a blue guitar and chase taylor and my sis turned into a mermaid and then kjeiran disapired out of no where!
my weird dream was tht i met all the youtubers i like and then ian and anthony (smosh) started kissing annd shane (shanrdaesonwtv) eas watchin in exciment then greg (onision) was yelling at cyr (cyr1216) bc cyr called greg (onision) a Meanie and ray (raywilliamjohnson) was updatin his twitter and martian (yourfavoritemartin) was singin orpen tears! and i was Dressed as a banana singin the song!
i was asleep i scared myself with my own stupid story : there was a killer he had a knife he killed a pig and ate it i never went near a butcher again
Well I was like 6 at the time I was walking to school when a car pulls up and asks if I need a ride so I say "I is okay" and they drive of and when I'm at skool there was talking ladybugs and unicorns pooping rainbows and the teacher was a dog then for lunch we had a bomb then it exploded and I woke up O-o
wow... just read all people's wierd dreams xD i once dreamed that i was in my kindergarden and everone i knew was there, they were running and laughing and having fun.. then a man with a pumkin head comes riding on a black horse with a chainsaw screaming at me "i want your heeead!" then i wake up crying.. i also once dreamt that i was a anime girl who was drinking apple juice that sparkled.. the apple juice sparkled o_o.. awesome..
I had a dream that I woke up in the middle of a dark creepy graveyard. I kept hearing weird noises( like the grudge noises) and so I tried to investigate. Behind a tombstone, I found a jar of mayyonaise that guided the way back home. As soon as I got to the door of my house, I suddenly felt disturbed. I went inside my house and found a hobo eating all my tacos:)
I had a dream that i was in ben and then i cartoon dinosaur walked though my wall and eat all my clothes and then the dinosaur walked out of my door and i followed him down staires and then i saw a crow eating a twig and then i woke up :)
I was trapped in a school, and I was in there with four kids about four years old.... One of them, a girl, told me that there was adults trying to get them because she killed somebody.... A little kid and I were rolling down the hall in a rolly chair, and they saw us. I imediatly went into the restroom to hide, and they came in and got us.... It turned out that the "evil people" were our parents looking for us.... Happy ending!
i was on a cruise, and our room had a balcony...so in the middle of the night, i went out on the balcony for almost 30 seconds, then just went back to bed....by that time my dad realized that i was sleepwalking, and could have died....
When i was a little kid, about 6 i always use to talk in my sleep, my parents told me that i said the same words everynight, "MEME! STOPPPPP!!!! WERE GOINA GET IN TROUBLE!!! MEME!!! SSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPP!!!!
they asked what i always dreampt about but i could not remember...that freaky as hell O_O
I had a dream where I was a robot and I was babysitting baby robots, and my batteries were going dead, so I hurried over to the babies(Baby robots=batteries) and shoving them in my robot butt. It was very weird
Weird dream I had when I was little. (I dream about zombies every other month so it has to be weird to get my attention )
Aliens invade my town, and they take over the bodies of everyone. You can only tell if they're an alien by a mark on their ass. I ran home cause I think I was being chased and my grandma is there. I'm crying by this point and then she pulls down her pants and shows me the mark on her butt. I woke up terrified on so many levels
My most traumatic dream was I was hung on a cross and raped by everyone I knew, I woke up with a dry mouth(that had a short hair in it) and the strong sense that I'd been violated...
omg! justawyomingGirl that happen to me too, but I screamed "GIVE ME BACK MY PENIS, OR THIS CANNON WILL WAKE UP WILLY WONKA!" it was more a mummbled/whispered/hissing/half-baked tone of voice.
I was in Toronto, and my cousin had a flying chicken named Cat. I didn't like this magical chicken very much, so I threw the thing on a parking lot outside of McDonalds where it died, and the cops came and said "We can pry it up with a pizza or a football." Ever since, I've been against animal abuse... no joke.
The strangest dream I've ever had was being inside a kaleidoscope filled with all sorts of colours and prisms. Then out of nowhere I proceeded to chew on a grandfather clock whilst a friend of mine asked ( who wouldn't?) "why are you chewing on a grandfather clock?" in a very bored and monotonous voice. Then I woke up.
I was being hunted down by some people because a bounty was put on my head and at one point there were a bunch of dinosaurs (yes, dinosaurs, even a T rex) who were searching for me as well. I hid in my mother's kitchen under the sink under a blanket and the T rex broke through the roof and asked my mom where I was. Then they all went searching for me in USSR. Even the people in the house that knew I was there, just to throw the others off. lol :P
hmmm this is not my account but iam going to make one soon but anyways..
i was in a house in the shape of a castle and it has black holes and everytime i went in to one i was in australia or newzealand but anyways i was being chased by my ex who was a zombie and in time 3 ninjas came to save me like out of a movie and helped me out.. but as they were haleping me my friends draged me by my feet and woke me up nearly falling out of bed... eoz here
hmmm this is not my account but iam going to make one soon but anyways..
i was in a house in the shape of a castle and it has black holes and everytime i went in to one i was in australia or newzealand but anyways i was being chased by my ex who was a zombie and in time 3 ninjas came to save me like out of a movie and helped me out.. but as they were haleping me my friends draged me by my feet and woke me up nearly falling out of bed...
I had a dream that me and baby Jesus were on a gameshow, and as we progressed through the gameshow Baby Jesus morphed into a giant toad, which then chased me through my garden until he shot me with a ray gun..
I actually dreamt that i met a whole bunch of youtubers at universal, including urself, Brittani, Shane, Cyr, Angry Aussie & a heap of others, it was very cool but thats when i knew i was watching too much youtube & cut back (kinda)
I had a dream where 20 black guys were being racist to me so I called them the N word in retaliation, their faces went into a shocked expression and didn't move at all so I turned round and for some reason turned back and their heads had turned into balloons with faces drawn on, the balloons floated into the sky where god stubbed out his cigarette on a balloon, then my sister walked past me as if everything was normal, I woke up and it took me an hour to realize I don't have a sister.
I had a dream once where i was standing in my childhood bedroom with my mom and what im guessing was supposed to be my brother(i only have a sister).My mom was putting up the laundry and i was in a swimsuit and he looked like a giant chucky doll(with the overalls and red hair).In the dream we were all in my bedroom and then suddenly my "brother" says something along the lines of "Hey,sexy" or something like that,something a brother should really never say,and he even gave me a disturbing look :/
I had a dream where I went to a swimming pool at the rec. center and it had two stories for some reason. Anyways, I wanted to learn how to swim so i went to the guy who was teaching a class and I joined in. After class he said we'd all be sucked into lamps and become genies. And I was like, "Can I ask my mommy first?" I run to my mom, not understanding the whole situation but then the guy sucks me into the lamp. And for some reason, the dream rewinds and starts form the beginning again. The End.
i had a dream where my friend pushed me off a plane and i said u cant hurt me
then i started floating bcause i was in space then he pulled out a gun shot me in the head then i said ouch that didnt hurt lol then he jumped out of the plane but since hes so fat earths gravitational pull pulled him in and then he fell into the ocean married a whale and had 3 kids while i raped an alien then woke up jizzing lol :)
(in my dream) i was in my bed sleeping,then i woke up and a care bear slams my door open screams at me then explodes into a million pieces... and then my dad runs down the hall like he's disabled and trying to balance a baseball bat on his palm screaming "NEEEAAAARRRG" and then my bed transformed into a rocket ship and i flew all the way to a biiiig red planet that turned out to be china, and my girlfriend was there doing math and science then a giant monster appears.theres more to it too
I have weird dreams all the time, but the weirdest one I can remember was this:
I woke up and went to school like a normal day, except when I got there everyone was wearing a gas mask and had no hands, just stumps. Then, utterly terrified, I ran into a classroom for some reason, and the classroom turned into my house. It was deserted and in the mirror there was this 13-year old girl with no eyes. She looked at me and started screaming.
@LovecraftianLEGO I swear, there was a dream I had that was scarily similar to yours, except that stump part ... I still hesitate to look in mirrors. :P
The weirdest dream I've ever had was probably the one where I was traveling through the subway systems of Boston with a bunch of people I barely know from school. And for some reason if we touched certain things, like the walls in the station or the bars inside the car our lower jaws would fall off and we'd just sort of bleed out like that.
I don't know why they were with me, or why it was those people specifically, seeing as I almost never talk to them.
All my dreams are weird but one I remember: I was watching tv but suddenly I could see myself from the back in the tv. Then I was sucked into the tv where I could see another me watching tv experience the same thing. Then I woke up by the feeling of falling.
I have a weird dream every night, except for when I don't dream.. yeah. They always have something to do with either school or my grandparents' house.
My weirdest dream was of me becoming a vampire by drinking Gatorade, and while that was happening my brother was sitting in a tree in a suit made of grass, playing the penny whistle...
the weirdest dream i had was when i was around 5 and yet it still haunts me! lol i was in this huge white room being nuzzled in the tummy by creepy pig people..and they were snorting while nuzzling their noses on my tummy! while this was happening, random members of my family were up on this balcony watching this happen. freaky!
Unicorns, Creepy guys in trench coats, seizure causing rainbow light tunnel, ghandi, my grandpa, and I am wearing some weird suit. Yeah not gonna go into details. ended up fun then bad. Like chainsaws and murderers bad. oh and robber chases. Just don't ask more.
My weirdest dream was when I dreamed my foot was sucked into the freazer... And I woke up and saw my foot was stuck between 2 iron bars that were freezing cold ... Kinda scary... LOL XD
My weirdest dream has to be one in which I'm a private eye, very much like from the old movies. I'm tracking this lesbian biker gang that has been causing chaos all over the city and I finally find them one night in a warehouse. I'm looking in through a window and watch what they do when I fall through and land right in the midst of them. Startled, they reveal they are also vampires. I end up beating them with a supersoaker filled with whiteout that I just happen to find.
My weirdest dream was when i was standing in a field, and i started to hear the song of unhealing.
125happyguy 1 week ago
my wierdest dream- i walked out into my yard and there was a giant banana that kept pooping out puppies and the puppies then attacked me and the bannanna was in the background laughing maniacally....then the dream blacked out..... bannanas scare me...
usednotloved 2 weeks ago
My weirdest dream was kind of stung out through like 4 days. On the 1st day the grim reaper came to my house and killed my mom on the 2nd he killed my brother on the 3rd he killed my dad. And on the 4th he chased me into the master bath where I hid behind the toilet he then took a little dinky kitchen knife and cut off half of my left thumb then I ran out and layer on my parents bed like I was dead and out of no where comes this chick and she's just sitting next to me talking like it's any old
allisonwuzzherr 3 weeks ago
I had a dream that I was in my sisters house and we were watching batman and then the scarecrow came out of her t.v. and killed her and put me in a straight jacket and used that gas stuff on me .... O.O I really can't watch batman anymore
emogirl0329 1 month ago
I have lot of weird dreams lol
xXMSCOOLSTORYBROXx 1 month ago
My other weirdest dream, first there was a troll from World of Warcraft doing acrobatics on poles and hoops and stuff high in the air while a giant tauren tried to attack him from below. Then the dream skipped forward for no apparent reason.
I was a female rabbit (I'm a guy irl) called Oatmeal, and I had a boyfriend who was a dog, and the internet was bullying us. Don't remember much about this dream except that, oddly enough, it was the most romantic dream I've ever had
Wyrmling12 1 month ago
My weirdest dreams (tied first)
This guy was sleeping, middle of the night, when his dad woke him. They sneaked downstairs past the sister and mum's rooms and into the car, and the dad took the son to a night club - for gay & lesbian mermaids. The son went and danced with the lesbians, doing backflips and barrel rolls and stuff (the club was filled with water & had silver tile walls), but when he went to the gays they were like 'they've turned you gay haven't they?' and he nodded, ashamed
Wyrmling12 1 month ago
One time I was watching YouTube and I was watching 2girls1cup reaction vid and then for some reason I jump up out of my bed after the 2 girls come out.......with the cup. So I get trapped in the cup and then one girl takes a shit smoothie and then I teleport to a screening of never say never and I was holding a MP5 so I shot the bitches on stage and when I woke up I was on the couch with my grandma and grandpa and they heard me say shit in my sleep........
DrSweatyAss 1 month ago
One day I spent all day watching ask Milly and that night I had a dream that an evil zombie Elmo always chasing me, my friends , Milly and Shane Dawson through a huge hotel :|
MagiKalUnicOrnEvina6 1 month ago
I had a dream that my boyfriend was gonna
Jadeehedgiee12 1 month ago
I dreamt that I encountered an ostrich wearing a hat. I woke up laughing.
kateragas 2 months ago in playlist About Onision
I had a dream that my cousins were at my house and we had a smart car. We were playing in the it, then my 11 year-old cousin started it and we were like speeding down the street, but there was a cop in a wheelchair on the sidewalk and that was Mosby from Suite life of Zack&Cody. Anyway he started chasing us down the street, he was going super fast. Then we went back to my house stopped outside and my mom got into the car, and backed over mosby. Then we all went inside my house and ate gordidias?
loveboburnham 2 months ago
that would be a cool video if you re-created it
milliewillyds 2 months ago
i hope your happy Greg. i choked on cereal laughing at your description of the man. lol sorry i know that was terrifying for you but ur face was hilarious and i almost died!
kaylinasia211 2 months ago in playlist More videos from OnisionSpeaks
Im a weird child so I have weird dreams but the top two that come to mind are the one I had like a year ago, I was in shoprite and I was shunken to the size of a mouse and then cleaning products started chasing me around the store. The other one was one I had last night where I was in a packed resteraunt and me and my friend were sitting at a table with Bob Saget dying our hair with Kool Aid and my grandpa comes along and at one point I was just sitting there... With my friend... And Bob Saget.
samwinchesterswife1 2 months ago
My weirdest dream: I was on a feild trip at a park, then we got on my grandpas boat and started flying thru the trees. then the boat went sideways and mybest freind fell and died, then the dudde beside me fell and i grabbed his hand and he was real light, but didnt want to waste my time to save him ( meanest thought i ever had) and i dropped him and he yelled in motone ahhhhhhh and slowly fell to the ground and died. then i woke up lol
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My Weirdest Dream : i Was Dreaming ._.
OfficialUNICORNS 3 months ago
and once here i just in the hole on the floor again and i return were i fall in the store with my friends who are now normal sized and we see another dimentionall gate and we jump in and we return in our reality in the back of the store at a normal hour like 2 pm that was the most fucked up dream i ever had
athomicritics 4 months ago
so building are destroyed or burning and i heard a radio saying that we have been hit by a 11 richter earthquake and i dont see anyone and dont hear anyone i look like the only survivor but then i look at my feet and see a mini version of the store with my friends in it and when i see that me and my mini friends have the conclusion that we are in a alternate universe and that the universe past gate is in the hole i fall in so we take a car and drive to return to the game store
athomicritics 4 months ago
my weirdest dream is just insane : i was at my rpg/d&d store with some of my friend and the store was open at 3 am and we were looking at rpg books and stuff and then the earth start shaking and we were like ( the fuck how is that possible) because in belgium theres never earthquake and then everything start shaking and the floor just open and i fall but (now the weird part begin) i wasnt death i was in another town 20 miles from the town the store was in and the place was like a total wasteland
athomicritics 4 months ago
I had a dream I was a cucumber once.
o_e
iMPRESSi0Ns 4 months ago in playlist More videos from OnisionSpeaks
I'm lmao right now. You're hilarious Greg!
mileycyrusrocks298 5 months ago
This made me ROFL
MegaShannii 5 months ago
me n my friend were at the jungle,i found my dad there,me n my friend were talkin to him, he got mad for some reason,then he turned into a monster, me n my friend ran away,we found a house there so we went inside, it was empty so we just locked the door and stayed there till the food n water were out so my friend decided to sacrifice herself n went outside to get water,she came back n she forgot to lock the door behind her so the monster came inside and was gonna kill us then i woke up!
xXxHarmonicaxXx 6 months ago
wierdest dream: i was in this little swap, it was really deep and it was dark. and oh i was a seaweed. And then these pirhana's came and started chasing me so i was jumping around this swap trying not to get eaten and then i tuned into an alligator and roared at these pirhana's. and then i woke up..
arghessbee 6 months ago
My weirdest dream: I dreamed that my clothes were stripped off my someone invisible, then duck tape was applied to my hands, feet and mouth - then a bunch of my friends and family popped out of nowhere, and they started maniacally laughing at me.
imyumi 6 months ago
Oh, and my weirdest dream is when I was walking down a path were I live , I saw 2 huge dogs in a fence (But some company has 2 dogs in a fence in real life though) But they didn't attack me they was following me. So then when I saw my house I saw a short guy in a black rope chasing me into a meadow. (This was in the afternoon) And I was scared and crying for some reason then he walked in to a portal? o.o Then I hide in a shead. And then the dogs died for some akward reason then I woke up. O_e
xXOnisionDawsonXx 6 months ago
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0:18 Your laugh is so ADORABLE! :DDD
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xXOnisionDawsonXx 6 months ago
Possibly my weirdest dream ever, was where i lived in some apartment building, and i snuck into the apartment across from mine, and took all thier food, then hid in a closet.
They ended up finding me, But i was dead, all the food was gone, And my blood was everywhere, but i didnt have a scratch on me.
I woke up and was like WTF O.O
hellbaby6666 6 months ago
Uhhh this is gonna sound really weird but there was a nurse zombie from silent hill and I killed it and I cut off its head and hung it off of my boner and walked around.
when I woke up i was like WTF!!!!
angeryontheinside 6 months ago
voldermort voldermolt XD (idk how to spell his name)
favoritevideoshere 6 months ago
there were two kids and we were in some meddow with a bunch of hills and green grass and i just my butt grew ten times it's size and i farted and blew them away cause they were mean to me and then i laughed in my sleep but i kinda woke up but not quite it's like limbo for dreams idfk
MichaelSimmons8D 6 months ago
I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyways...Your dream motivated me to stay awake ...
PuppyGirlProductions 6 months ago
i laughed so hard during this video in the middle of the night, and i woke up everyone in my dorm (we were having a goodbye sleepover when school was ending cuz we're awesome)
Sk8rGurlConverse 6 months ago
i dreamt that i got a horse, and i had to compete with the horse but i didn't know how to ride. so my mum forced me to compete with it in some horsejumping-thing, and i cried but also felt like calm because i knew i couldn't affect anything, so i felt kind of stupid for crying. then i woke up
Proudex 6 months ago
this video just made my life:)
notwhoyouknow 6 months ago
i had a dream i was in inception.... wait if i had that dream, then would i be dreaming of a dream of dreaming?
TheMontgomerymen 7 months ago
i was in a hospital in bucsh gardens in a bed with a bunch of people around me and i looked down and i was pregnant! they told me i still had time so i walked out and rided this weird messed up lookin roller coaster and when i got off my friend came and started yelling at me for riding it and when i yelled back, i looked down and my baby was laying on the floor between my legs with blood around it and myy friend picked it up and ran away and i woke up!
spencer2hamilton 7 months ago
me and some random chick were the last two people alive in a fallout 3 type setting. we survived and fought these weird cavemen dudes and we then became the next adam and eve. and the bible is a sort of cycle.
theorigionaldrew 7 months ago
Wow, LOL when you made that face out of no where it was hardest ive laughed in while. great job. keep it up :)
LagRagequit 7 months ago
My weirdest dream was a dream where I worked at McDonalds. I was taking out the trash in the back of the restaurant. When I had dumped out the trash, I started walking towards the back door to go back inside. All of a sudden I see this old lady sitting at a table next to the back door, smoking. I just ignored her and continued to walk to the door. When I got to the door she shoved her cigarette into my ear and screamed "HIYAH!!!" Then, I woke up.
ayaserene 7 months ago
the baby. someone else is" and then my stomach shrunk back to normal and I woke up... yeah
bailieann510 7 months ago
i had a pretty creepy dream. I was 9 months pregnant, and in the hospital ready to givr birth. A bunch of random people from my family,school,etc. were there supporting me and stuff. The wierdest part: my father was the father 0.o Apparently my mother wanted a child but was too old to have one so I had to for her. Through the whole dream I kept saying stuff like " am I the only one who thinks this is strange?!?" Right before I was about to have the baby the doctors were like " you're not having
bailieann510 7 months ago
My weirdest dream ever: I was walking homewen this gigantic hole opens in the ground and swallows a tree then cats startedto lead a rebellion against the president.then i walked into my house and myentire family was there and they all were do the polka. thats not the weird part the weird part is i walked up to my room to find my "dog" (my dog who only shows up only in dreams) playing my piano and singing with Katy Perry's voice then he became famous. then i randomly had bright purple hair 0.0
redheadgirlforever 7 months ago 10
LOL my weirdest dream was where i lived in like one of those hamster cages with the tube thingys and then i got a boy friend and i killed his mother O_O
waldo899cp 7 months ago
If i don't have a romantic dream, i have a F*cked up dream.
I remember most of my dreams, but the weirdest is to long to write so i'm just gonna write a shot one :) and remember this isn't my weirdest dream at all. :3
I'm with my best friends and suddenly they turn in to aliens(from the alien movies) and it's really scary, but then suddenly they have lederhosen on and they are yodeling and dancing. o.O and then i wake up.
topmodelbaby100 7 months ago
@topmodelbaby100 * short
topmodelbaby100 7 months ago
Ur on drugs right?
Izaak247 8 months ago
10x better with captions
KyraLikesPie 8 months ago
i had a dream that i was at my elementary school and there was forbidden stuffed animals in the sandbox and i took one of them, then there was like, a HUGE nuclear explosion and then i was on the freeway and strangley my borthers friends mom was my mom and then we are at a wake funeral and its my aunt in the coffin and then my gramma pops up and tells me and my brother to sniff a granny smith apple and say how long we remembered her.... i told it to my bro and he starts laughing his ass off xD
cutie2928 8 months ago
i had a dream that i was noel fielding and noel fielding was gay.
thesplashingpebbles 8 months ago
I remember when I was about eight I got up and I went out side to my moms car I when inside and I accidentally hit the parking brake and it started to roll backwards I try to stop it but I couldn't so I basically gave up and when to sleep and then woke up it was very scary and now I alway don't touch the parking brake
zeebos124 8 months ago
Well, every night I have nightmares and they're pretty fun. I hate my good dreams... I think the most abnormal dream I've had was the one where there was a nuclear explosion while my entire family was playing volleyball and I bowed to the explosion and I died and went into limbo but got nauseous and when to a waiting room with my family but it was out new home and I hoped there were pillows and instruments in the back and.... well, I wrote the whole thing out in great detail... I loved the table
DelusionalDreamers 8 months ago
a look into onision's mind lol XD!!!!!!!!!!
SuperShaned123 8 months ago
When i was 7 had a dream that Hades from the disney Hercules movie ruled the earth (fyi i hadnt ever seen hercukes at the time) And he decided to make sprinkles illegal. So i was pissed and then me and the girl Nicole from Zoey 101 went up to him and asked if he could change the law and then he started laughing like a manic and the we all started doing the macarana with spongebob and a giant hot dog O_o
MhmItsTata 8 months ago
@MhmItsTata LOL What the hell?
Chingy892987 8 months ago
I had a dream that my school was being invaded by zombies and I had to kill them. what was cool was that I had a narrorator and after killing the zombies with lightsabers for some reason, we went to the head zombie who walked up to me and handed me a box of crowns then he blew up in a fart explosion and the narrorator said "He knew the zbies were gone for now but they will be back soon." and then he I woke up laughing.
SuperFrosty3 8 months ago
i had a dream that i was a vampire and i was sucking peoples blood bacuse i thought it would be fun and i woke up and there was blood in my mouth bacuse i bit my lip trying to get blood o-o
LifewithLightandL 8 months ago
i once dreamt that i was in a creepy old rundown house in the daytime and i was standing beside a door which was open enough so i could see the inside of the room. i then look at a window which has the sun shining thru it, and i saw a shadow move from the floor all the way up to the ceiling and it then became a demonic figure with piercing eyes and unnaturally pale skin. it crawled in my direction but i soon closed the door in fear and i woke up. pretty weird shit,lol
jackskellington765 8 months ago
I once dreamt that the really old fruit loops mascot ( the one that looks kind of like a cactus in the shape of a sphere with tentacles ) flew up to me in a space ship and then I screamed and he put me down, flew into a tree, and exploded.
DontCallUsStupid 8 months ago
my dream was at my camp (camp ernst) the loft bilding burnt down the next day it acully burnt down i miss it so much:(:(
MrBrandon411 8 months ago
My weirdest dream ever: Apparently I got pregnant somehow, and I was trying to figure out how, why, and by who. And I was running around in circles freaking out and then all the sudden I started going into labor and when I finally gave birth, I gave birth to a litter of puppies. The End. o.o...
AmyGoesRAWR114 8 months ago 65
@AmyGoesRAWR114 I'm sorry but that almost made me piss myself laughing.. It had to be terrible, but when you woke up it had to be funny as hell..
abeoeternusmemoria 6 months ago
@abeoeternusmemoria Oh, I don't blame you for laughing. I did xD It was one of the weirdest dreams I've ever had. I woke up thinking I had to care for a litter of puppies rofl.
AmyGoesRAWR114 6 months ago
@AmyGoesRAWR114 I literally had the same dream last night... but I ran in triangles :O
CoDTF23 5 months ago
I woke up and looked in the mirror, and I had the eyes of a dead person.
XxslitwristsxX 8 months ago
My weirdest dream:
I was in the city and I saw a couple-man and woman-penguin slide down a rooftop. The people below tried to catch them, but they hit their heads on the edge of the top of a wall below the roof (try to imagine it, sry!) then, a big lilac dino was walking around the buildings, looking confused, then an alarm went off and I ran around looking for it so I could turn it off. That's when I woke up.
skiftendecolors 9 months ago
I was at this amusement park with this boy and these cute little asian twin girls, I don't know any of these people. We were asked to fix a broken ride. We tried, but sulfric acid came out when we broke it open. So we ran, but these little turtle-shell-looking things that for some reason we couldn't step on were on the stairs. The boy got eaten by one of the shells. The little asian girls started climbing up the rail, and I said it was a good idea. Then it stopped...
AlyandEricaMusic 9 months ago
My wierdest dream is waking up to meeting you at my doorstep in your bannana costume ;D
MrFishysteak 9 months ago
This video reminded me of a dream had while growing up it was were was in the back of some ones car then this vortex opens out of no where and i follow it and the i start falling off a building
MrJacoblike 9 months ago
I am in some sort of obstacle course, and I need to roll a ball through it into a goal, like mini-golf. I win it and get up to see Sean, who was watching the whole ordeal from a bit further back. I tell him I want to go to the beach.
At the beach the water, instead of being clear blue like in Mexico, is that grimy green color that it is in the outer banks. Ships are docked near us, and the dock is reminiscent of another dream I can't quite remember. Then I notice someone in the water; my old g
BlackLegion104 9 months ago
werid dream....i was at school....and we all had to evacuate, but we went onto a black top with 3 fences and 1 huge iron wall, then jus outta no where a zombie rips down the fences and we all start scattering and running, i turn around and get teleported to my house and i run into my garage and a zombie runs outa garage-ignoring me wtf 'o.o- and scratches my hand, then i freak out how i'm gunna turn into one and a man w/ a shotgun n a lil grl walk in and i tell them ,"dont worry, i'll get out"
ifailzxD 9 months ago
My weirdest dream: I am running through the mountains that i hike and know very well and I come upon this clearing and all the people at my school were there I changed or something and lost control then I ate them all blood flowing like a river from the clearing (I've had many scarier dreams but this was the one that traumatized me the most)
lifeisgood12341 9 months ago
I choked on water from laughing at 0:49. XD
MsHalleLR 9 months ago
My weirdest dream is that there were the creepy thingymabobbers from the movie the grudge and they have reallly long fingers and they were like petting me. and then we were in a treehouse and there were big vines you could walk out on and i fell and the grudge grabbed me with those long fingers and held me like a carriage and she had no eyes and her mouth was open like 3 feet wide. there was a boy there and he was screaming for me to take him home. I've had this dream three times.
snh422 9 months ago
XD I'm crying now. That was hilarious! The weirdest dream I have ever had was.. Maybe the dream when there was a concert and everyone in the world was in the crowd then there was this small park that my best friend and I walked over too.. There was this weird white, big butted spider that was on a poll and I ducked under it. My best friend screamed. My boyfriend was sitting on one of the horse things and a big one was on his shoulder.He screamed loudest. In the morning, i found out i was bitten
CrumbledNotes 9 months ago
i had a weird dream dat i was at school nd when i got out of da locker room nd out da gym doors i felt a breaze like 4 real nd i look down nd im naked so i covered my stuff with my hands but no one noticed i was naked at all but then i turned around nd saw this guy i like naked nd we both asked eachoter y we were naked nd he asked if i could get his clothes out of his locker but then when i did he imagined clothes on,he told me 2 try 2 wake up nd i did... it was sooooooooooo realistic
not2so0sweet1teen0 10 months ago
I used to have weird ones when we lived in this old building complex that was build by jermans in world war 2(it was in europe) and I would dream about walking in our apartment and seeing those weird black figures of people(the whole body blurry not just faces) and they would scream loud in agony sort of made you thing they are tortured souls that were real people
sasukeisraiden 10 months ago
My weirdest dream was that my grandma was chasing thrue all the house with a can of beer and a knife :(!
Starwarsfan1guy 10 months ago
I had a dream that my teacher turned into a giant tomato and started stepping on the school with gigantic, hairy, human legs...
shlealla123 10 months ago
Dont hate on fencing >.>
linkg13 10 months ago
my weirdest dream,, i was getting ready for grade 5 and i was in a bathroom for some reason with my friends keiran chase jayden taylor and my sis and 1 teacher an d we all had swim suits on and keiran had a blue guitar and chase taylor and my sis turned into a mermaid and then kjeiran disapired out of no where!
echoworld3 10 months ago
hey hey onision
TheKatyLady1 10 months ago
my weird dream was tht i met all the youtubers i like and then ian and anthony (smosh) started kissing annd shane (shanrdaesonwtv) eas watchin in exciment then greg (onision) was yelling at cyr (cyr1216) bc cyr called greg (onision) a Meanie and ray (raywilliamjohnson) was updatin his twitter and martian (yourfavoritemartin) was singin orpen tears! and i was Dressed as a banana singin the song!
Yellowpurpleduckies 10 months ago
i sware u r the only person that says the most interesting things everyday :D
CrackaMonster 10 months ago
i was asleep i scared myself with my own stupid story : there was a killer he had a knife he killed a pig and ate it i never went near a butcher again
candeceandambershow 10 months ago
Well I was like 6 at the time I was walking to school when a car pulls up and asks if I need a ride so I say "I is okay" and they drive of and when I'm at skool there was talking ladybugs and unicorns pooping rainbows and the teacher was a dog then for lunch we had a bomb then it exploded and I woke up O-o
Ezeckielebeling 10 months ago
i was playing with my friend then i saw my mom sleeping in my bed
i was like mom why are you on my bed
her eyes turned red and she said im not your mom(with saw's voice)
and she started stabing me with a knife laughing the fuck up while doing it and i was screaming XD
EpicPrimeTime 10 months ago 23
@EpicPrimeTime I think this was comedic relief from hearing Onision's dream x)
PuppyGirlProductions 6 months ago
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lmfao xD wow.
not a good idea to eat while watching your videos. They make me laugh >.<
weird dreams love me.
i blog about them (when i remember to)
jazzysdreamland.blogspot.com
JazzyJapanx3 10 months ago
No face..? Sounds like Slenderman right thar~!
... Anyways, my weirdest dream was literally just a huge explosion & nothing else. Just BOOM & I woke up... O.o
nataliejewel 10 months ago
When I was 3 or 4, I had a dream that while Mum and I were walking to Preschool, we were attacked and eaten by a pair of Red Plasticine Catai.
DrkOblitr8r 10 months ago
wow... just read all people's wierd dreams xD i once dreamed that i was in my kindergarden and everone i knew was there, they were running and laughing and having fun.. then a man with a pumkin head comes riding on a black horse with a chainsaw screaming at me "i want your heeead!" then i wake up crying.. i also once dreamt that i was a anime girl who was drinking apple juice that sparkled.. the apple juice sparkled o_o.. awesome..
fie010 10 months ago
I had a dream that I woke up in the middle of a dark creepy graveyard. I kept hearing weird noises( like the grudge noises) and so I tried to investigate. Behind a tombstone, I found a jar of mayyonaise that guided the way back home. As soon as I got to the door of my house, I suddenly felt disturbed. I went inside my house and found a hobo eating all my tacos:)
lonelyemochick1 10 months ago 2
I had a dream that i was in ben and then i cartoon dinosaur walked though my wall and eat all my clothes and then the dinosaur walked out of my door and i followed him down staires and then i saw a crow eating a twig and then i woke up :)
LouWees2010 10 months ago
I was trapped in a school, and I was in there with four kids about four years old.... One of them, a girl, told me that there was adults trying to get them because she killed somebody.... A little kid and I were rolling down the hall in a rolly chair, and they saw us. I imediatly went into the restroom to hide, and they came in and got us.... It turned out that the "evil people" were our parents looking for us.... Happy ending!
geoffery52 10 months ago
Everyone dreams retards
NAVY25100 10 months ago
having zombies attack me when i was three.
2clyman 10 months ago
i was on a cruise, and our room had a balcony...so in the middle of the night, i went out on the balcony for almost 30 seconds, then just went back to bed....by that time my dad realized that i was sleepwalking, and could have died....
i remember dreaming about whale watching.....
katiecat059 10 months ago
time traveling
MynZnusz 10 months ago
but i'll get back to you on this one later
SoraInuyashaAsh 10 months ago
we all have weird dreams some that we think are dumb or confusing but eh who knows lol
SoraInuyashaAsh 10 months ago
When i was a little kid, about 6 i always use to talk in my sleep, my parents told me that i said the same words everynight, "MEME! STOPPPPP!!!! WERE GOINA GET IN TROUBLE!!! MEME!!! SSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPP!!!!
they asked what i always dreampt about but i could not remember...that freaky as hell O_O
WEIRDRY9 10 months ago
Last night I had a dream that I was Tinkerbell at Disney World. I have no idea why.
greendaygal58 10 months ago
My dream was my Girlfriend has a dick and i have A FUCKIN VAGINA and we have sex 0_0
bangbangboys09 10 months ago
I had a dream where I was a robot and I was babysitting baby robots, and my batteries were going dead, so I hurried over to the babies(Baby robots=batteries) and shoving them in my robot butt. It was very weird
PartyLikeBackstreet 10 months ago
I feel lame, I don't have a weird dream, simply because I don't dream...
CallMeDestroya 10 months ago
Weird dream I had when I was little. (I dream about zombies every other month so it has to be weird to get my attention )
Aliens invade my town, and they take over the bodies of everyone. You can only tell if they're an alien by a mark on their ass. I ran home cause I think I was being chased and my grandma is there. I'm crying by this point and then she pulls down her pants and shows me the mark on her butt. I woke up terrified on so many levels
TheYTSiren 10 months ago
My most traumatic dream was I was hung on a cross and raped by everyone I knew, I woke up with a dry mouth(that had a short hair in it) and the strong sense that I'd been violated...
TheUnRaided 10 months ago
Every one was like a hamster, and then they turned into zombies. And I ran home and jumped onto a button . And everyone was normal.
Or the time I was Voldemort's daughter and I had a nose.
AnIdealisticRealist 10 months ago
Swordfighting... With weak ass swords.. Onision, I think you are a gay man.
LeonJordison 10 months ago
Hey, I fence competetively. UNSUBSCRIBE!! just kidding, but I love fencing haha.
xxLTVxx 10 months ago
omg! justawyomingGirl that happen to me too, but I screamed "GIVE ME BACK MY PENIS, OR THIS CANNON WILL WAKE UP WILLY WONKA!" it was more a mummbled/whispered/hissing/half-baked tone of voice.
RelikaneLiengod 10 months ago
Hey wait...I fence!
MikaelaRAWRwtf 10 months ago
My weridest dream was a 3 nights staright of me and my best friend having sex. ._.
last21child 10 months ago
I was in Toronto, and my cousin had a flying chicken named Cat. I didn't like this magical chicken very much, so I threw the thing on a parking lot outside of McDonalds where it died, and the cops came and said "We can pry it up with a pizza or a football." Ever since, I've been against animal abuse... no joke.
Sloppyjoemess 10 months ago
u should make a video about it on the other channel lol...
321olga123 10 months ago
The strangest dream I've ever had was being inside a kaleidoscope filled with all sorts of colours and prisms. Then out of nowhere I proceeded to chew on a grandfather clock whilst a friend of mine asked ( who wouldn't?) "why are you chewing on a grandfather clock?" in a very bored and monotonous voice. Then I woke up.
ihatemustard12 10 months ago
What.....The.......FUCK!?!?
coreyschaffer 10 months ago
Pretty sure my dog had a wet dream today....
zapbangpowbam 10 months ago
I was being hunted down by some people because a bounty was put on my head and at one point there were a bunch of dinosaurs (yes, dinosaurs, even a T rex) who were searching for me as well. I hid in my mother's kitchen under the sink under a blanket and the T rex broke through the roof and asked my mom where I was. Then they all went searching for me in USSR. Even the people in the house that knew I was there, just to throw the others off. lol :P
0ThisIsDistivia0 10 months ago
hmmm this is not my account but iam going to make one soon but anyways..
i was in a house in the shape of a castle and it has black holes and everytime i went in to one i was in australia or newzealand but anyways i was being chased by my ex who was a zombie and in time 3 ninjas came to save me like out of a movie and helped me out.. but as they were haleping me my friends draged me by my feet and woke me up nearly falling out of bed... eoz here
boneperfection 10 months ago
hmmm this is not my account but iam going to make one soon but anyways..
i was in a house in the shape of a castle and it has black holes and everytime i went in to one i was in australia or newzealand but anyways i was being chased by my ex who was a zombie and in time 3 ninjas came to save me like out of a movie and helped me out.. but as they were haleping me my friends draged me by my feet and woke me up nearly falling out of bed...
boneperfection 10 months ago
I had a dream that me and baby Jesus were on a gameshow, and as we progressed through the gameshow Baby Jesus morphed into a giant toad, which then chased me through my garden until he shot me with a ray gun..
CourtneyLeeKaulitz 10 months ago
I had a dream I joined a very successful band
Danzainc 10 months ago
I had a dream that I cooked French Fries in a laundry-mat Dryer
xXCookieXx666 10 months ago
Uhm.. what are you eating to get dreams like that???
caitlynnjm 10 months ago
A couple of nights ago I dreamt I had a piercing (ring) through my littlefinger.... yeah
DasRaksorian 10 months ago
I actually dreamt that i met a whole bunch of youtubers at universal, including urself, Brittani, Shane, Cyr, Angry Aussie & a heap of others, it was very cool but thats when i knew i was watching too much youtube & cut back (kinda)
cazzle80 10 months ago
I had a dream where 20 black guys were being racist to me so I called them the N word in retaliation, their faces went into a shocked expression and didn't move at all so I turned round and for some reason turned back and their heads had turned into balloons with faces drawn on, the balloons floated into the sky where god stubbed out his cigarette on a balloon, then my sister walked past me as if everything was normal, I woke up and it took me an hour to realize I don't have a sister.
roguetrooper96 10 months ago
I had a dream once where i was standing in my childhood bedroom with my mom and what im guessing was supposed to be my brother(i only have a sister).My mom was putting up the laundry and i was in a swimsuit and he looked like a giant chucky doll(with the overalls and red hair).In the dream we were all in my bedroom and then suddenly my "brother" says something along the lines of "Hey,sexy" or something like that,something a brother should really never say,and he even gave me a disturbing look :/
Happyemo246 10 months ago
I had a dream where I went to a swimming pool at the rec. center and it had two stories for some reason. Anyways, I wanted to learn how to swim so i went to the guy who was teaching a class and I joined in. After class he said we'd all be sucked into lamps and become genies. And I was like, "Can I ask my mommy first?" I run to my mom, not understanding the whole situation but then the guy sucks me into the lamp. And for some reason, the dream rewinds and starts form the beginning again. The End.
1MayMai1 10 months ago
i had a dream where my friend pushed me off a plane and i said u cant hurt me
then i started floating bcause i was in space then he pulled out a gun shot me in the head then i said ouch that didnt hurt lol then he jumped out of the plane but since hes so fat earths gravitational pull pulled him in and then he fell into the ocean married a whale and had 3 kids while i raped an alien then woke up jizzing lol :)
jeffery2343 10 months ago 2
you should make this into a onision video :D
XxXSoulSisterXxX 10 months ago
That sounds exactly like the sort of dream I would have...
AbananaPerson 10 months ago
when i was about 6 i had a dream my mom divorced my dad to marry the grinch. O_o
GothicLolitaGurl1257 10 months ago
You should make that dream into a video
Shaylinable 10 months ago
I don't remember -.-
Anonymous7043 10 months ago
A small child cut off my hand....then i was chased by my severed hand while running through a local mall
artofpersuasion 10 months ago
onision was a musketeer in his last life
sqwishdabug 10 months ago
that is one weird ass dream! O.O
daffodilluvbug 10 months ago
I'm sure your dream means something. I just havn't got the faintest clue what.
The weirdest dream i ever had involved a maze, the carebears and a hippo. thats all i'm saying
lulabell0 10 months ago
That is a pretty weird dream!
guitarharjez 10 months ago
(in my dream) i was in my bed sleeping,then i woke up and a care bear slams my door open screams at me then explodes into a million pieces... and then my dad runs down the hall like he's disabled and trying to balance a baseball bat on his palm screaming "NEEEAAAARRRG" and then my bed transformed into a rocket ship and i flew all the way to a biiiig red planet that turned out to be china, and my girlfriend was there doing math and science then a giant monster appears.theres more to it too
ExtreameMonkeyCancer 10 months ago 2
I have weird dreams all the time, but the weirdest one I can remember was this:
I woke up and went to school like a normal day, except when I got there everyone was wearing a gas mask and had no hands, just stumps. Then, utterly terrified, I ran into a classroom for some reason, and the classroom turned into my house. It was deserted and in the mirror there was this 13-year old girl with no eyes. She looked at me and started screaming.
Then I woke up. And I had to go to school.
LovecraftianLEGO 10 months ago 52
@LovecraftianLEGO holy shit that is FUCKING creepy
Awesomeman37 10 months ago
@LovecraftianLEGO god, that's terrifying :/
Poptart956801 9 months ago
@LovecraftianLEGO how did she look at u
elementsk8r1212 8 months ago
@LovecraftianLEGO I swear, there was a dream I had that was scarily similar to yours, except that stump part ... I still hesitate to look in mirrors. :P
CustomCloneDB 8 months ago
@LovecraftianLEGO how do you know she was 13? :P
utuber2500 8 months ago
@utuber2500 She looked 13..
LovecraftianLEGO 8 months ago
you killed steve! :0
sirmorhan 10 months ago
Sounds like the final scene from Black Swan..
Julietteisme 10 months ago 33
Wat the heck?!?!
Lindsey70002 10 months ago
I fence... XP but i had a dream that you were doing the bana song in the chibi voice while in the joker costume... JK but that would be strange
katerina999 10 months ago
The weirdest dream I've ever had was probably the one where I was traveling through the subway systems of Boston with a bunch of people I barely know from school. And for some reason if we touched certain things, like the walls in the station or the bars inside the car our lower jaws would fall off and we'd just sort of bleed out like that.
I don't know why they were with me, or why it was those people specifically, seeing as I almost never talk to them.
LucidTravesty 10 months ago
ninja @ blockbuster
RYANZSKY 10 months ago
1: 12 Onision looks high as hell XD
DazzleMeBaby1722 10 months ago
Sounds like you killed Slenderman.
xXDeFuelXx 10 months ago
All my dreams are weird but one I remember: I was watching tv but suddenly I could see myself from the back in the tv. Then I was sucked into the tv where I could see another me watching tv experience the same thing. Then I woke up by the feeling of falling.
Chinafarmerz 10 months ago
I have a weird dream every night, except for when I don't dream.. yeah. They always have something to do with either school or my grandparents' house.
sleepingwithsirens4 10 months ago
My weirdest dream was of me becoming a vampire by drinking Gatorade, and while that was happening my brother was sitting in a tree in a suit made of grass, playing the penny whistle...
AislinnFire 10 months ago
the weirdest dream i had was when i was around 5 and yet it still haunts me! lol i was in this huge white room being nuzzled in the tummy by creepy pig people..and they were snorting while nuzzling their noses on my tummy! while this was happening, random members of my family were up on this balcony watching this happen. freaky!
missashley327 10 months ago
Unicorns, Creepy guys in trench coats, seizure causing rainbow light tunnel, ghandi, my grandpa, and I am wearing some weird suit. Yeah not gonna go into details. ended up fun then bad. Like chainsaws and murderers bad. oh and robber chases. Just don't ask more.
jrtwinette 10 months ago
@SkaterKid2696 No.
DemoNxXxMe 10 months ago
My weirdest dream was when I dreamed my foot was sucked into the freazer... And I woke up and saw my foot was stuck between 2 iron bars that were freezing cold ... Kinda scary... LOL XD
theMetalmonster9 10 months ago
My weirdest dream has to be one in which I'm a private eye, very much like from the old movies. I'm tracking this lesbian biker gang that has been causing chaos all over the city and I finally find them one night in a warehouse. I'm looking in through a window and watch what they do when I fall through and land right in the midst of them. Startled, they reveal they are also vampires. I end up beating them with a supersoaker filled with whiteout that I just happen to find.
allan8d8 10 months ago