They can only become stairs. You will never see a "Escalator Broken" sign; only a "Escalator has Become Stairs" sign. I just had to point that out, Craig.
I love your videos. You remind me of my friend Brian. He doesn't have a beard, is apparently much shorter than you, in not from the midwest, and does not make YouTube videos. But you two have a similar sense of humor. his wife agrees with me.
Reading the comments has me wondering: How do you spell dooblydoo? To clarify: not How does one spell 'doobliedoo,' but How do you yourself spell 'Doobly Do' in your very own bearded head?
My husband is a band teacher and a musician, various instruments are in my house all the time. He just walked by and heard the winking and said why is someone playing a high B over and over?
AH! Why do you call it the doobly doob, and in which video do you introduce this practice? At least I can backtrack and find the start of a quirkiness for the Vlogbrothers or some other peoples like thems.
DAMN YOU WAITER, YOUR QUIRKINESS HAS NO BEGINNING! NO END!
change on the floor. As your sky-banker for the last 3 years I must say I'm surprised at your lack of foresight. In this economy, having a solid sky savings account is crucial.
'Wish I had an angelic choir to sing when I pan my apartment. Must come in handy when you entertain the ladies, you know, right when you bring them to 'that' moment. Lucky Wheazy. Me so jealous, much.
i remember when the doobly doo was on the right hand side
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Teeth
HABOPP 2 months ago
This was uploaded on my birthday.... ^__^
countmyshoes 2 months ago
WFEFMTALOL!
TheRiffCalendar 2 months ago
i want to marry the wink man. who is this beautiful stranger?! whatababe.
TenaciousBrie 2 months ago
Check out our new channel!
ourlittlelifes 3 months ago
I need to pik up my room, just tip this camera and..... done
wolfrocks2629 3 months ago
TWO YEARS AGO ^^^
TheDayGamers 3 months ago
"That's where I put my lettuce. And my beer. I love breakfast."
KotaJMomo 3 months ago
4 days ago VVV
McKayrin14 3 months ago
8 days ago...
Darthmaud88 3 months ago
and now only 2 days ago! whoooa!
marianafarr 4 months ago
Last comment was written 15 days ago :o
weepingangelsoutside 4 months ago
xD beer for breakfast
nice
iiBabyBri 4 months ago
Not throwing your change into the SkyBank, I see.
cheezpoof93 5 months ago
@cheezpoof93 Nevermind, should've watched the next video! derpderpderp
cheezpoof93 5 months ago
Last comment was written 1 day ago
:o
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@sethboy66 last comment was written 6 days ago :o
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sethboy66 5 months ago
Last comment was written 3 weeks ago
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pixelsofrelativity 5 months ago
No 4th 4 episode? There's only been 30 seconds of the 4 minute season so far D:
vukeidge 6 months ago
Stranded sounds suspiciously lie LOST....hmmm.
HarryPotterTrio91 7 months ago
where's the 4th episode of 4 huh?
MariazzZebra 7 months ago 2
thats the baby sound from fallout 3 WOO LOVE WASTELANDS
7hird3ye 7 months ago
SOMEONE PUT AN ALBERTO DEL RIO WINK
UnorthodoxWarfare 10 months ago
2 top comments are likes 69 time =ftw
geekforlifevandc 1 year ago
*wink*
KaberianRoyalty 1 year ago
Fuck you, tooth decay!
SprGrlRVG 1 year ago 3
Thumbs up for the hick at the end :D
kocejam 1 year ago
yeah! f* you tooth decay!
lokuh90210 1 year ago 2
what was it called before?
ShotUrGoldFish 1 year ago
"Damn, I should've been a ninja!!!"
supertheaedithman 1 year ago 9
stop at 02:09 he will eat your soul
Buaam 1 year ago
no! not again!!
i cant go on another whezzy waiter spree, i have to go to work.
when i start, its so hard to stop =O
SidneyHevan 1 year ago 3
2:09 omfg
NicolasP200 1 year ago
I hate the wink-so gay
matsuame2 1 year ago
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0:40
The toothpaste disapears :O
AllStarOComedy 1 year ago
0:40
The toothbrush disapears :O
AllStarOComedy 1 year ago 5
"Who's baby is that?" lol
xEverythingToNothing 1 year ago
why did you through your change in your clutter
what about your sky bank?!
MrRundmc100 1 year ago
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You read? You can read?
VampireNya 1 year ago
OMG! M. KNIGHT SHAMALAN IS STEALING FROM JOSH WHITMAN! A group of people who's lives are connected, trapped in an escalator? DEVIL!
orfenandanarchy 1 year ago
What was the old title?
PieschelWithAviators 1 year ago
"links in the doobly doo" :)
Punk5Rock 1 year ago
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"Book, done"?! We all know you can't read!
EmskiLC 1 year ago
"Stranded on a broken escalator." I beg to
differ. Escalators cannot become broken!!
They can only become stairs. You will never see a "Escalator Broken" sign; only a "Escalator has Become Stairs" sign. I just had to point that out, Craig.
FunnySun10 1 year ago 9
HAHA the winking guy was awesome
anitathefroqueen 1 year ago
OMFG it looks like Ty the Regular Guy holding the gun!!!! :O
AAAHeavy 1 year ago
wtf at 2:09
thefireguy1 1 year ago
"Whose baby is that?" rofl you're too hilarious <3
Mer1002 1 year ago 5
awesome carpet
PRODVDi 1 year ago
hahah the broken winks owned!
fermerwuvu 2 years ago
The sword from "Legend of Archery" XD
MickaelJulliard 2 years ago 4
crap
midcitygym 2 years ago
Fuck you, tooth decay.
chordsandcolour 2 years ago
LOL @ the second winkS lol
entershikariemo 2 years ago
Yeah, Fuck you tooth decay!! rofl!
JackGtarHappyHOurSho 2 years ago 4
2:14 - funny az.
NerdsAreHumansToo 2 years ago
The dude winking at the end... BEST.
SpaceAndrew 2 years ago 4
I always drink my beer and eat my lettuce while watching your videos, I find it helps...;-)...sometimes just the beer...
THEROBBIEKSHOW 2 years ago
Holy teeth!!!!
erinrockssocks 2 years ago
oh, this is my favorite of yours...
honkifuh8bush123 2 years ago
Oh God, best winks ever!
chickiepoo 2 years ago 37
"That's where I put my lettuce. And my beer. I love breakfast."
New favorite quote.
ainekatt 2 years ago 193
@ainekatt better update facebook ;) lol
7SuperFrenchy7 1 year ago
lol at that guys teeth
jamjarface13 2 years ago
he can't help it. I'm sure you're a loser who sits at home in your basement so if you can't comment something nice don't comment at all.
robertsblondefish 2 years ago
who did you said that to?
fermerwuvu 2 years ago
hahahaha doobley doo.
emmfan09 2 years ago 2
5 stars for doobly doo :]
blogeverydayinjuly 2 years ago 2
Wait, it's not NORMAL to just throw everything on the floor?
kira902k 2 years ago 2
hey thye vrying sounds like its from the begining of fallout 3 when ur being born
Carlos28356 2 years ago
i only just discovered you and i love it !!!!!!!!
ihearttheplanet 2 years ago
lol. Doobly-doo FAIL! Love it.
missjo5ie 2 years ago
I love your videos. You remind me of my friend Brian. He doesn't have a beard, is apparently much shorter than you, in not from the midwest, and does not make YouTube videos. But you two have a similar sense of humor. his wife agrees with me.
ErictheNybui 2 years ago 2
that second wink scared meh 0_o
seafoamgreennails 2 years ago
You have be best sense of humor! I love your videos!
2msquared2 2 years ago
hehehe. I like your 4 clips.
Calitia 2 years ago
It should be said publically that WheezyWaiter is a hero of my own.
alwaystextback 2 years ago
Reading the comments has me wondering: How do you spell dooblydoo? To clarify: not How does one spell 'doobliedoo,' but How do you yourself spell 'Doobly Do' in your very own bearded head?
loquaciouskook 2 years ago 3
I love when the dooblidoo pointer finger gets all turned around!
tennisluvnerd 2 years ago
I'm so glad you're from Wisconsin. :D
jkdeadite 2 years ago
You win so hard!
MasterZiggy92 2 years ago
You forgot something about clutter! You get to make exciting discoveries whenever you find things you lose!
waterlily716 2 years ago
@waterlily: no he found his beer and lettuce remember?
Stephychan0 2 years ago
@stephychan0: oh right! hahah he is so clever. :)
waterlily716 2 years ago
That reminds me, whatever happen to that change you through up into the air a few months back?
dudeguy797 2 years ago
intrest rates are down, his money is secured where it is untill his GIC expires.
OBVIOUSLY
Obrien1055 2 years ago
Emmys, F*** you: The Musical
hahaha :)
potterlove 2 years ago
My husband is a band teacher and a musician, various instruments are in my house all the time. He just walked by and heard the winking and said why is someone playing a high B over and over?
Dreadkiaili 2 years ago 3
Absolute pitch FTW! Wish I had it. (Kinda. Sometimes.)
loquaciouskook 2 years ago
When we go out with his musician friends, he is like a party game. Every song that they hear: "Okay, what key is this?" It is really funny to watch.
Dreadkiaili 2 years ago
You are probably the best YouTuber..ever. Yeah.
ghostflies 2 years ago
lololololol, stranded on a broken escalator, i thought you were gonna say something about lost or something
irishmuffin23 2 years ago
ahahahaha the ending was epic!!!
MixedMediums 2 years ago
Hahaha, isn't being god of the frame great?
CoolJohnDog 2 years ago
AH! Why do you call it the doobly doob, and in which video do you introduce this practice? At least I can backtrack and find the start of a quirkiness for the Vlogbrothers or some other peoples like thems.
DAMN YOU WAITER, YOUR QUIRKINESS HAS NO BEGINNING! NO END!
overratedname 2 years ago
YES! god of the frame!
HAMSTERk 2 years ago
I'm going to come over to your apartment and write "point left" on your computer screen. That way you'll always know where the doobly-do is.
Also, I really enjoyed your episode of Truth or Fail!
Tardis910 2 years ago
Who's baby IS that?
nerdra 2 years ago
Um. "Whose". Fail.
nerdra 2 years ago
the last person to do the winks made my eyes water with all of the winking!! haha
SammHpTwifan 2 years ago
You're welcome... ha ha. I win.
BamfingBob 2 years ago
:) epic
SammHpTwifan 2 years ago
Lettuce and beer for breakfast! Of course!
Katiefoolery 2 years ago
Are you by any chance influenced by Gradual Report?
H057IL3 2 years ago
GAH! I luff this :D
I already have a "water bottle" clutter corner. I drink something then wham, instant trash...
toxicOrawr 2 years ago
i subbed u from the truth or fail and i couldn't resist a guy who grooms his beard
i think u made my day! :D
Foaly2001 2 years ago
Truth or fail mad me subsribe to you.
This video made me glad that I did.
(:
dftba
unoriginalkidhere 2 years ago 2
Yah me too :D
toxicOrawr 2 years ago
:) I'm doing the clutter thing myself.
lindsaylou04 2 years ago
gotta love the dooply doo
ninjanoah07 2 years ago
Yeah clutter can be so fun at first.
Alan8348 2 years ago
HAHAHA.
"Yeah, fuck you, tooth decay!"
dawningsun 2 years ago
Five-starred in the first twenty seconds.
I am such a shameless packrat.
Ceylaxp 2 years ago
This was very educational. It should have been called Clutter 101.
dneujahr87 2 years ago 69
you're right. changed it!
wheezywaiter 2 years ago 82
OMG. I didn't really think you would change the name of your video! You're hilarious! (and AWESOME)
dneujahr87 2 years ago
@wheezywaiter What did this used to be called? :O
Mani231290 1 year ago
@wheezywaiter
What was it called before? i dont remember ever seeing this
mattysillyer 1 year ago
@wheezywaiter what did it use to be called?
realwarpet 1 year ago
hahah.
cleaning is so easy! i think i'll do to more often now.
hopeonatenspeed 2 years ago
Ooookay, spastic winks, hahah.
unstablesimplicity 2 years ago
Can you reassure me that no books were harmed in the making of this video?
rtpuppydog 2 years ago 3
"Oh, that's where I put my lettuce! ...And my beard!"
...I hear things wrong.
whitefluffyhat 2 years ago
its "and my beer"
08hirc 2 years ago
Yup.
whitefluffyhat 2 years ago
That's how my room got to be the way it is now.
robinalaska12 2 years ago
same here!
smallstegosaurus 2 years ago
Hahaha! "That's where I put my lettuce... And my beer."
KittyKat91210 2 years ago
these cliffhangers are killing me!
valerie2776 2 years ago
Damn you webcam picture directional confusion!!!!!
i just failed at trying to explain what i was thinking.
XpanduhbearX 2 years ago
The last guy winking looks an awful like like Jermaine Clement (with shorter hair)
4jonah 2 years ago 2
Wow, he really does! I had to google him, but yeah...
BamfingBob 2 years ago
but better looking
robertsblondefish 2 years ago
haha. whos baby is that?
blerbele632 2 years ago
I can not believe this awesome man of awesomeness actually speak in his videos! It is mind boggling!
Johnnyb3g00d 2 years ago
change on the floor. As your sky-banker for the last 3 years I must say I'm surprised at your lack of foresight. In this economy, having a solid sky savings account is crucial.
worthlesspeon13 2 years ago
Beards are sexy ^_^ I'm a new subber *since Truth or Fail* and I'm glad I did :) Need a daily dose of beard mmmm beard
saphyreXice 2 years ago
that wasnt a baby that was wheezys beard crying out for some much needed winks :) . keep up the good stuff am loving it :P
chrischaos185 2 years ago
Doobly Doo fail. XD
m1k3z0r2 2 years ago
I want my baby back baby back baby back.
victoriaorange08 2 years ago
If you had a cent for every wink. And you left it all on the floor... your feet would hurt.
jttg648 2 years ago
F*ck you tooth decay!
PrincessPotato 2 years ago
You should have thrown your extra change into your ceiling bank!! D:
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'Wish I had an angelic choir to sing when I pan my apartment. Must come in handy when you entertain the ladies, you know, right when you bring them to 'that' moment. Lucky Wheazy. Me so jealous, much.
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bibbeny 2 years ago
Dude, we have the same stuff for breakfast.
EricsEveryNewDay 2 years ago
haha, who's baby is that
TFichVe 2 years ago
Can I have my baby back? Please?
phantompunk 2 years ago 2
so glad i subbed!
hord 2 years ago
I never knew anyone else but me ate lettuce and beer for breakfast! ha ha
Staydol 2 years ago
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2:05 issues and u need braces
USMCPyroManiac 2 years ago
Question. How do we send you winks?
cowtipper11 2 years ago
I always get your intro and outro stuck in my head!
BlanketyAshley 2 years ago 2
me too! it's actually an alert from my cell phone now! :P
mewpie85 2 years ago
...broken escalator? XD
IdRatherBeOnPluto 2 years ago
I can't wait for the next episode of 4
akirapills767 2 years ago
4! I love this show with its ridiculously long waits for episodes. Its almost like that box that keeps my table from flying away.
redhandgrunt 2 years ago
please give back my flying table I need it to get to work.
Thoran666 2 years ago
Great videos, I'm glad I subscribed!
Vilasiiiii 2 years ago 2
Niice, the guy who did the second wink was wearing an Invisible Children shirt - 5 stars for that :P
letyourlovegrowtall 2 years ago 2
holy hell! my winks! So many winks... thanks wheezy waiter!!
BamfingBob 2 years ago 2
You have a child?!
peesemould 2 years ago
LOL!
lettuce and beer for breakfast XD
QueenLover11 2 years ago
im sitting in a chair just like that!
Boredmonkey5 2 years ago
The baby sounds half human half cat.
Also, that wink at the end was... wow.
--jkim
jkimisyellow 2 years ago 2
You need more colour in your appartment. It's a bit grey and dark. Get some flowers or something. But the video was great and the winks were awesome!
RenatovanBloemenhuis 2 years ago 2
My room is a clutter mad house. It's everywhere even after i clean my room.. I kind of just move the clutter around =P
WasItJustMe 2 years ago
RIGHT after you said cliffhanger, there was massive car tire screeching outside my window. :P
eimmii 2 years ago
Awesome video :)
BLZR52 2 years ago
That baby kinda sounds like a cat.
imzUnicorn 2 years ago
epic!
Katiezor 2 years ago
nice one frame-god.
doobleefail :D
pixonu 2 years ago 3