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  • way too easy

  • Got all of the questions except Tombstone (haven't seen the movie).

  • He should get his wife to do it so then they would have 2 million

  • His laugh reminds me of a 9-year-old geek who was in my class in 4th grade..

  • nothing but a boss

  • This is your brain on NZT...

  • "Ugly wife"? There's more to a person than a thick pair of glasses and no thick celebrity make up.

    This is why he's a millionaire, and some people aren't.

  • @sasjade His wife seems pretty nice and of comparable intelligence to Carpenter.

  • the questions were easy!

  • i love how he used his phone a friend to call his dad on purpose to let him know hes gnna win

  • It so pays off to be a geek!

  • 2:54 knew that right of the bat!!! Tombstone is the best movie ever!!!

  • MILLION DOLLARS.. UGLY WIFE.. PROSTITUES:)

  • @TheThegreenpi + syphilis

  • Even I knew August didn't have a Federal Holiday, and I'm just a cashier for a cafeteria, LOL.

  • @Aaeiyn actually knows when there is either more money or no work. :)

  • 4:10 hahahaaah...

  • 9GAG ~

  • He really looks like DEXTER...Doesn't he? :D

  • @danijelciuss no. he has trollface.

  • awesome laugh at the 32.000 dollar question

  • his questions were really easy I'm 15 an I made it to 32, 000 without lifelines

  • @ban1o This guy got all easy questions.Could be because he's a Federal employee

    and the Illuminati controls the TV networks.

  • @searchlight18 Sure!Iluminati controls everything sice 2007!(sarcasm)

  • @popadn I'm joking too but,maybe not? Kinda makes one wonder doesn't it>

  • @searchlight18

    I thought most of those were easy as well.

  • im 19 and so far ive won 16 grand..

  • what heppened after he won the money:

    1. he left his ugly wife

    2 . married a bikini model

    3. moved to the bermudas

    4. enjoyed life like a BAWS.

  • @Guerrilla4life with 1 million dollars? haha okay.

  • @Guerrilla4life all that with a million dollars?

  • @Guerrilla4life No he stayed with his wife. She was there when he returned to the show.

  • @RandomAccount360 That's because they are.

  • I heard more IRS jokes in these videos than I did in my whole life lol

  • thumbs up, if you think john is a general knowledge robot sent in by the irs to win a million dollars??

  • i really really liked the guys laugh at 4:10 :)

  • i knew the answers to all of these :P except for the quarterback one, but i blame that on the fact that i'm from the uk ;)

  • these questions are the easiest i've seen... i can never answer any! these are for children!

  • He is a genious...

  • Ive never seen the questions be so easy

  • wow even i got to $8000 without using any lifelines

  • ewaeaeaw

  • I love how Regis tries to make the show more suspenseful when John is just relaxing

  • This guy is a class A troll.

  • his wife is beat

  • The questions aren't all easy. Only questions 1, 2, and 3 are easy...why do people want to appear smart on YouTube?! Nobody cares if you got these questions correct! Nobody!

  • Really easy questions. No wonder he won.

  • These questions were relatively easy... especially for him.

  • HAHaa, I made it to 32k easy as pie so far with no help!, no wonder he won.......

  • He is an IRS AGENT he prob threatened Regis that he would audit him if he didnt give him easy questions

  • questions are pretty easy but this man looks like he would answer harder questions right away

  • He kind of reminds me of Michael c hall

  • this man is a monster

  • quetions are tooooooooo easy

  • This was also in 1999. The show was just starting. The questions are harder now.

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  • wait wait wait.... 4000 for cupid??? my 10 years old sister would answer this question as well!!

  • @00aru00 yeah but they mix the questions. so like the 1,000,000 dollar question can be this question as well ;p

  • THIS IS TOO FRIGGIN EASY! GET ME ON THIS SHOW!!!

  • soooo much swag...

  • 1,111 likes, 11 dislikes

    They are coming.

  • Like a Boss!

  • @xXxMasterwafflexXx :) im looking for a fren through the comments sections.. can u add me?

  • my god how many commercials breaks do you yanks have, theres like 2 minutes and then theres commericals.

  • @payveful you should see the game show "are you smarter than a firth grader"

  • He's probably thinking: Who the fuck made these questions?

  • easiest fucking questions...

  • his laughing haunts my dreams

  • i bet a chinese kid would do better than anyone there :D

  • this guy gets laid all the time like a boss

  • "that must be my day " , he really had no idea ^^

  • For all the guys to get this question. What a great moment!

  • Thumbs up if you are leaning on your left arm o.O -.-

  • @TheThomas2650 Right arm :]

  • @TheThomas2650 spookey

  • @TheThomas2650 black magic >.>

    

  • @TheThomas2650 im leaning of my right head

  • @TheThomas2650 thats crazy!

  • @TheThomas2650 No fucking duh.... 99.9% of people use their right hand on their mouse...

  • @SheepDog53 but why would they lean on their hand huh ? why not sitting straight or smthing.. thats funny

  • @TheThomas2650 thumbs up if you're breathing :D

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  • Is this just me or do these questions seem really easy?

  • @RandomAccount360 i think the owners got a tax cut because of it

  • @RandomAccount360 thats how this show works. anyone can make it to around 16,000, but it starts to get a little harder after that.

  • @RandomAccount360 Too easy.

  • @RandomAccount360 Hard to get on the show, but super easy to answer the questions. Sometimes they would be so hard, other times they would be super easy, its very random.

  • @RandomAccount360 ya they are easy

  • @RandomAccount360 Very easy my 8 year old couldve answered all the questions unil th 16000 dollar question

  • @RandomAccount360 My 8 year old couldve answer the questions that led pass the 1600 dollar question, I think it was rigged, dat was too easy!

  • @RandomAccount360 Or, he's smart enough to make it look easy ;)

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  • @RandomAccount360 they didn't want to be audited

  • its funny i was on another tab doing something then when i heard the football question i clicked back on but then i relize its american football

    why dont they just call it ruby? lol

  • Thumbs up if you smiled @ 4:23 when he said "This must be my night."

  • that would be A B C D

  • Like a Boss :D

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  • 4:10 lol

  • no more chuck norris facts...john carpenter facts now..lmao..im sorry chuck norris dont kill me

  • he's the only man alive who can beat Chuck Norris... B/C he knows every move he's gonna throw before hand.

  • Since he works for the IRS I wonder if every time he gets a question right and wins more money, he's calculating in his head how much he has to pay in taxes. :)

  • I knew every answer except the last...DAMMIT...i should have gone on this show

  • @Kiasko John Carpenter is an IRS agent, meaning he's an American, so what's your point?

  • @Kiasko You're a dumbass

  • @Kiasko America owns you

  • @Kiasko is that why more Americans win the million dollars more than any other nationality? WOW! you're smart...

  • @wizardmaster101 what? americans are really stupid XD

  • @Kiasko lol im 13 and and i got all the questions from the first part right and just one wrong from this part oh and im american

  • @Kiasko you're an ass, us Americans keep your fucking shitty country safe because all of you are to pussies to defend yourself. Fuck the UK and fuck you anime watching faggot...

  • @Kiasko your dad's hard for americans

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  • @Kiasko

    Europe FTW! :D

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  • @Kiasko

    John Carpenter is an American...

  • these are the easiest questions ever ..they gave him 1mill

  • @beergo99les thats what i said wtf

  • his sense of humor, voice and so on reminds me of Dexter. and I mean in a good way

  • Why are these questions so easy???

  • swag!

    

  • 4:09...evil smile...

  • QWATTERBACK

    

  • Wow these were actually kinda easy. I mean if a 16 year old that spends all his time playing video games can get all these right faster than Regis can say the answers, then something is wrong

  • MY GooooD 

  • I love this nerd's his confidence.

  • his laugh:D

  • these questions were easy as pie!!! wtf? notice how regis keeps mentioning that he is IRS....they are trying to send the message to American viewers that the IRS is always right !!!!!

  • @Deezhan though I agree that Mr Carpenter is somewhat of a miracle - Regis did ask him 'So You Think" on the $8,000 question :D

  • I normally don't like cocky people, but this guy is GANGSTER

  • This episode would have been better had Regis made some IRS jokes.

  • 3:45 he has the most cocky sniff..this dudes awsome

  • y does regis keep rippin on him about bein from the irs

  • how was paris john?

  • why isn't this guy on jeopardy?

  • en españa tambien se pagan impuestos sobre el dinero que se gana en estos concursos. Bueno, en realidad, se pagan impuestos sobre cualquier dinero extra que se gane: tambien la loteria, la quinieila, la ruleta de la suerte...... en fin!!!

  • I climax at Devil's Tower

  • EASY!!!

    

  • i think he got a few easy questions compared to other contestans i answered all questions correctly until 16.000 so having 3 more assist i woud have probably got the next 3 right to...

  • The $4,000 question slogan: if you John aren't that stupid, you will for real go for Cupid

    LOL

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  • in Viet Nam , U are the idol

  • That dude won 1 million dollars. That's a lot more than all of u haters will do in all of ur stinking lifetime. Stop hating.

  • i comment at question 7...all these are easy got em all so far

  • like every question is D

  • Regis says "Hold the mashed potatoes" but hes the one that doesnt hold the gas

  • these are easy

    

  • Ahhh regis you old fuck.. erm.. i mean fart

  • this guy make the questions look easy...niceee

  • true, this guy did get kind of lucky with easy questions, however he is pretty intelligent and look at the other parts of his 1,000,000 run he knows a lot of information or is great at trivia

  • In my country-vietnam, The top question is 5000$ ==' , mean 100 000 000 VND . (1dollar = 20000 VND)

  • this dude is smart

  • easiest first 32 grand ever

  • FUCKIN EASIEST QUESTIONS EVER, HOW STUPID DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO NOT WIN 1MILLION IN AMERICA

  • questions are so easy

  • @Laicheehou Impossible! This is 1999 we're talking about!

  • @dalekusa troll

  • He practiced on ipod touch

  • lmao he laughed at 4:10 saying" dumbasss im in the irs and im suppose to know this, can i get questions that will make me think"? ;pppp

  • 0:16 Tight end?

  • 4:10 EPIC LAUGH!

  • @NikitaPilotMen The laugh of a champion!

  • made it to 16.000 without using lifelines :)

  • these questions u till now are a biteasier!

  • the questions are EASY, im 14 and i knew 'em all.

  • @fdrpyahoocom I'm European, I didn't know the American "football" question. (Football my ass, you hardly ever use your feet!)

  • Christ, enough IRS agent jokes. It's just a job. I'm sure he hates it as much as the next guy.

  • easy questions... but i wouldnt have won it all lol

  • He is really smart but I gotta say that the questions are pretty easy. He got lucky too

  • what the 4 000 was easy!!!

  • yeah i would have won 32 thousand dollars.

  • His wife is a bit odd. All she says is "Hi Regis!". Speaking of which, she looks dangerously similar to him. They better not conceive children.

    Ya know... Just in case...

  • 4:10 der typ lacht wie kimi räikkönen xDDD

  • Trivia: Question 9 is the only question that flustered John.

  • that laugh at the end...

  • seems like its gotten more difficult over the years because i never do well but ive got them all correct so far.

  • haha this guy is hilarious !