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  • hahaha johnny, what a deadshit.

  • lowis

  • key to gambling in las vegas - get more money out of the free drinks than you lose at the tables

  • John the salesman is a douchebag.

  • how do these people have this money?

  • "I'm not a quitter. I'll get it back." - The degenerate losers mantra.

  • hey give me a 5yr old hand slap

  • haha i love this drunk guy

  • this is fucking sad

  • imagine a world where there is no money, no need of it, no rich, no poor, where everyone is equals... im describing a communist country, where the politicians are gods, ha, no perfect world...

  • @mrcuccuou A world with no rewards for your work is a world where nothing gets done without force. lol

  • @mrcuccuou you mistake dictatorships that were called communism with actual communism

  • @neverfearchrisishere exactly, that is soo true, there are a lot of misconceptions of communism.. Im actually a pro communist a fair straight line instead of capitalism an unfair pyramid style of wealth distribution

  • @mrcuccuou Actually communism as it was originally described will likely always be impractical - the best approximation seems to be the Northern European style of socialist democracy, eg france, germany etc.. high tax rates for the richest, and lots of free health +childcare for all, so noone feels genuinely poor.

  • @mrcuccuou People should be better off for working harder/being succesful - but noone who works should have to struggle with money, and the rich should just have to make do with travelling first class, rather than having their own private jets (such hardship)

  • those guys are fuckin losers goin to vegas to just throw away money no bitches or nothin

  • @lamBETTERthanY0U youre just jealous you cant gamble money like they do

  • John is soooo funny, Isn't he?

  • I love how that one guy keeps saying Louis's name wrong haha!

    

  • Yea most of that 25k that guy lost probably went up he's nose...

    And fuck I likes louis reporting skills etc, but fuck I could never hang out with him, like mate, you probably make more money than those salesmen, and all you can pull out it $500? Live a little you Jew

  • @cohelli i doubt louis makes that much. especially since gays tend to not get paid as much

  • This shit should be illegal gambling like this is scummy as fuck

  • YOU DONT STOP WHEN YOU'RE WINNING MAN WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

  • @VOZZIFY ohai goldmann sacks!

  • that one dude is on drugs i swear

  • hes enjoying the free drinks.... and cocaine

  • poor john =(

  • is gambling legal in Britain?

  • @Squashylemon Yeah, but it's not as big as it is in the us; at least, there's no gambling resorts to my knowledge.

  • @Squashylemon yeah, but betting's bigger i think

  • Cocaine...

  • "You don't stop when you're winning man! What's wrong with you?" Haha.

  • i love how da guy was saying big big big, yesssssssss thats how u do it louis, then he lost the lot.lol

  • looool...that guy Johnny is probably a lebanese lool

  • @Savage272 lol no he is not lebanease its the way he cursed the dealer's father, his accent is Jordanian or palestinian I know because am one. Anyway this guy is a disgrace to us arabs gambling is wrong in islam proof is this documentary

  • that guy looks spaced out, u need some sleep dude

  • Kevin Nash?

  • If you have brains and a strong will, I'm sure you could win a lot without losing constantly.

  • @soldier4670 not really - statistics will always even out. Luck is the only way to win big and you have to know when you got lucky and go home.

  • i also stayed in that big suite like the high roller..i slept with a prostitute and made the butler record it. then i went downstairs and put $5 million on zero...then walked out before the the wheel stopped spiniing.....i went home and recieved a phone call from the casino informing me i had won $180 million. I told em to fuck off and tell some owho gives a fuck.

  • I think john is addicted..

  • Just like hotel costs, food etc...count the money that you are happy and can afford to lose before you go, stick with that then you will come home smiling winning or losing. Vegas is also about atmosphere, entertainment, free drinks the clubs..make the most of it. Gambling is fun if you don't bet your house on it...but just what you really can afford to lose.

  • I think it's hilarious how when that one guy had the 10k he was going around like he knew some sort of secret strategy... now he's a 25k loser sulking around being a little bitch.

  • @jondill That's exactly what I do when I play! Or well.. I put the $25 chips in my pocket and forget I ever had them.

  • i love how louis won $200 and that douche lost $4,000

  • never go to a casino expecting to win. If you expect to win you will be shocked if you lose say $50 becasue you came to make money not lose so u'll be tempted to put more money down to rectify the situation and lose tenfold more, whereas if you expect to lose when u do lose that $50 it wont be a suprise but more a confirmation of ur initial thoughts of losing and you may decide to go there and then or soon after with not too much lost.

  • If I went to Vegas, the maximum I'd ever gamble in the casinos would be $50-$100 only...No more...

    Vegas looks like it has a cool nightlife scene though, so maybe see the theatres and bars and stuff...

    :-)

  • "I just lost 3 GRAND on one hand" LOL! damn!

  • Of course free drinks for gamblers, that's really smart... Drugging guests :P

  • Perfect pairs is where its really good, Ive won more than £300 on a single hand with £5 stake :)

  • you don't stop when you're winning man, you don't stop when you're losing

  • hahaha at 3:10 this guy calls him Louise...well probably just the american pronunciation but still funny... or him being quite a little tipsy..

  • How does it work with the blackjack dealers? In some shots there's a guy and in others there's a woman. I know there's some editing involved but in real time do they play through a dealer's shift and then continue on with the next dealer, or do they change tables, or something else?

  • @TanzDerSchatten Every hour or so the dealers switch tables

  • 06:29 lmao at louis "Im drunk but trying to act like im not drunk" dignified walk

  • u should do like Louis here. play with small money. its funnier and not so stressful. 

  • 8:21 he cursed in arabic i gess yemen

  • How silly, their is no such a thing as a winning streak in something as random as card games. Yes some skill, but mostly just luck.

  • lol i made 16 dollars ! i should stop now !

  • People and private business should be allowed to do what ever they want. If I own a business that allows gambling and you want to gamble that in my opinion is non of any ones business. Stay out of my business and I will stay out of yours. BTW I don't gamble. I just believe in freedom of choice, whether that be drugs, alcohol, not wearing seat belt or even gambling. Do what you want and be responsible to except the consequences of your actions. Don't turn to the government after.

  • Oh please somebody tell me which song is playing at 9:41

  • @ogirdora Ain't It A Shame - Barry Mainlow

  • @petepittsburgh thanks! :D

  • The only winning move is not to play.

  • the mexican dude that lost 25k had a bad influence on the table, seriously

  • @FunKitYourSelf he is Italian,man :)

  • 8:42 A fool that's about to be parted from what little money he has.

  • I have this awesome method of obtaining money. I go to work five days a week, eight hours a day and I get a guaranteed amount of money every 7 days. You literally cannot lose.

  • @milkenobi well the people who do it entirely for the money, are either extremely intelligent or extremely retarded anyway so...

  • @milkenobi

    workings for chumps

  • @milkenobi yeah but you have no life that way =P

  • @wwechamp7 I own a cowboy hat, I already won life.

  • now poker is gambling but it isn't just about the laws of probability, there is a lot of skill involved. HOWEVER, any poker enthusiast whose decent, knows when to fold

  • you odn't stop when you're winning man, and you don't stop when you're losing. beautiful sport

  • "Oh Lord, what should I do?"

    "Keep gaming. It means 'gambling'. Keep gambling."

  • I wonder what those 2 salesmen that are gambling sell?

  • Just out of curiosity, is smoking-indoors now banned in Nevada?

  • ''I'm not a quitter'' Well I think you should consider quitting cocaine while playing back jack!! Its doing fuck all for your ''technique''!

  • Next time bring a documentary camera and a couple people who don't mind losing.

  • louix at 0;21 "feel a bit sick, dont like it"

    thats what anyone will say the first time they took any drug, and gamblings just the same

  • @etocadet amen bro

  • this guy john is proper fucked off his coconut on blow

  • poor guys. free drinks is not a coincidence , trust me lol.

  • Poker thats my game sir! ony thing where you can actualy make your own odds!

  • Roulette is less bad if you keep it Red/Black only. The odds are 'best' then. But still a stupid game.

  • anyone who plays blackjack/roulette and expects to make any money wants a brain scan. poker is the only game where you stand to make money and thats if you play against dumb people. if i went to vagus i would treat it as ticket price. as in the money i take in i wouldnt expect to have it when i leave. if i did make some then i would be happy. but these people have some serious mental problems :-(

  • This makes me feel soooo much better about that $280 I lost in Vegas

  • "You don't quit when you're winning!" > Hahahaha.

  • I don't like it.

    You're gonna like it. We're gonna win.

  • If you win you have to keep on playing and if you lose you have to keep playing to win it back? Fucking stupid

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  • I'm not a quitter lol

  • chasing your losses bro keep up the good work smuggo

  • is this the modern incarnation of natural selection ?

    ☛at least they're not bankers

  • I'd rather go to vegas and blow 30 grand on strippers, booze and drugs. Wasting it on the tables just seems stupid.

  • "we'll bring you a muffin" lol

  • no such thing as a 'streak' when it comes to gambling. its 100% chance.

  • @junitono1 when it comes 2 gambling in the end they all ways win if u win ull play again coz ppl are sick go 2 star city even worse then my work place

  • "I won $60... I should stop now!"

    hahaha

  • i once put 1 pound on 17... 36 times...i didnt win a penny bad times

  • Poor John... :-(

  • I like how that drunk guy keeps calling him Lewis.

  • 2:20 im losing, gotta snort some more

  • I have had a really crap day today, having spent far to much money at the weekend on rubbish, but watching these guys lose has really cheered me up lol...

  • John sucks, he should stop while he is ahead or get a new game. Louis did a good job, he stuck to his morals the whole time.

  • The gezza is coked to the gills. . . . . .

  • That guy is a fucking degenerate gambler.

  • one of the most depressing things ive ever seen

  • I like how the video cuts at the end: "the big-time slut......

  • "You never stop when you're winning" 1 min later "Hell no we play till we win"

  • Too many slime balls from Jersey run this racket !

  • "yel3an abouk" - lol the dude is of Lebanese origin

  • you have to play like louis to win, like 1 time a year. If you play all the time and never stop it's bad. If you win, you want to win more, if you lose you want to win it back. But in the end you lose.

  • Signs that you've probably been playing too long: You're losing alot of money, it's 5am in the morning, the casino is like empty, and you're still playing. 

  • This is so sad... these guys are so many levels below Louis. God I hope someone showed them this video, wake up!

  • omg these big fat americans idiots

  • @shanedoanisracist Hey. That's rude. I'm american.

  • cocaine's a helluva drug

  • @Bana010 lol!!!

  • Carrot on a stick.

  • LOL Louis taking out his 500 ' I don't like it :( '

  • why the fuck do people do this lol it makes no sense.you make money then go and lose it and act suprised but then go back for more

  • "you dont stop when you're winning, man. what is wrong with you?"

    lolz

  • i'd say he's riding the cocaine train pretty hard

  • This guy is gonna kill a hooker by the end of the night!

  • man this is pathetic :o

  • What you do is bank half of your winnings and gamble the rest. So when John was up $10,000, he should have set aside $5000 and then limit himself to gamble the remaining $5000... once that's gone, you're done. That's what I do, although the really hard part is getting up in the first place.

  • Why would the casino let them film this?

  • I love it how Louis and Tim shut out his friend John to piss him off!

    HILARIOUS!

  • These guys honestly have gambling problems.

    Gambling is one thing I have never been able to get any enjoyment out of. I see it as pretty much retarded handing my money over, knowing I have a lot less than 50% getting it back....

  • You stop playing when you run out of money, every "good" gambler knows that!

  • @RottenMahiMahi if u r a good gambler u dont run out of money......

  • 'whats wrong with you...you dont stop when your winning!!'

    Speechless

  • Good episode!

  • "You're only ahead when you walk away from the table with more money than you had"... I don't see the flaw with this :S

  • haha i love louis

  • "I'm not a quitter" Admirable in any other part of life, but when it comes to gambling, the most moronic attitude you could ever have.

  • @andymacceltic .......failing to realize the whole thing is set up for the house to always come out of top. It's a business you know and they have to make money!!!!!!!!

  • @andymacceltic Everyone who liked this comment has NO idea about being a Gambler.

  • @dilwich123 They are probably all very grateful for that.

  • Funny how the least experienced player ends up being the person whose up the most amount of money by the end of the night.

  • that john favreu look-a-like is one step away from a Psychiatric hospital

  • @buffalobilly I thought he looked/sounded like him too lol. But yes, i agree

  • wow free drinks,ha ha ha

  • that 'arab' has the sickness lol at his face- degenbler

  • @ 8:21 he says, yelan abouk...which in arabic he is insulting the dealers dad...it means...in essence "screw your dad"

  • lol degens.

  • 500 dollars lol what a baller louis!! :P

  • I lost my wife to gambling....... but i got a new one

  • Hey you just lost your entire retirement money. Ha ha what will you do next.

  • I'm glad I have good anger management. (4:43)

  • I like his documentaries! really people Louis Theroux has impressively nice documentaries. Every documentary is nice to watch!

    Hes my favourite journalist.

    Gambling ruines lifes, its just a part of capitalism. Typical america that turnes a desert into the biggest Gamble city ever. Its the devils game. I hope all people realise that Gambling is a bad thing that destroy your life .

  • Louie must be the only few guys that made a profit in that casino

  • [x] OP doesn't understand probabillity/variance

  • louis up 200$, go to the strippers :P!!! cooommmon Loll

  • lol jonny lerts go get a taco or something lol.

  • It seems so shallow, I can`t belive people get sucked in.

  • I'm happy for him he's not a quitter... NOT!

  • i love Louis. God, so incredibly down-to-earth and real. I wish more people were like him.

  • This is hillarious!

  • i laughed at the free drinks part. Get those fools drunk and strip them from their money. The dealers behind the desks are like robots lol.

  • i swear these clowns are actors

  • Better yet bet on the stock market.

  • These guys with a huge bank roll are dumb. The more you the less you should bet. If you are a millionaire bet only 1000 dollars per gambling trip to the casino. You will never loose. Do not play any game in the casino for more than 30 minutes.

  • guys, the betting sailor who lost a lot of money had most likely used cocaine, if you look at his facial movements, the body movements, the out of the box addict-like talk and ofcourse his stay in vegas... a lot of people compared him to a drug addict here, and i think both gambling and drugs have areas that crossover

  • My god these guys are depressing. Handing over their hard earned cash and convincing themselves they're living big and having a good time.

  • "yeah!....LUIS !"

    Bet Louis was grinding his teeth every time he said that.

  • this is like watching drug addicts, and imagine that they have hotels or even entire city, where they can fix and the state makes money out of them, not much different than that.

  • Quite funny that the guy who keeps losing still thinks he can give Louis advice on how to gamble :p

  • That Tim is such a bell end

  • ok, the FREE DRINK. i bet casinos will get twice the profit if cannabis is legal in vegas

  • @bwan03 Nevada, especially Vegas, is very anti-marijuana. I believe it is because weed would cut profit in their 3 specialties: gambling, sex, and alcohol. Pot often makes people drink more sensibly and more conscience in general. The less people drink, then the less likely people are to make overconfident big bets, call that "escort" card #, or that