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  • what a fuck vampire dog fuckface lol triple h the best

  • lol "YOU COCK JUGLING THUNDER CUNT" LOL i loughed hard at that lol hahahahahh gagagag

    4:36

  • every word coming out of king's mouth is funny lol

  • Does anyone else think that they put Reynolds in this movie 99% of the time without a shirt, just to serve the secret crush fanboys have and the open crush fangirls have?

  • Spit it out you fucking fruitcake!!!

    Ryan Reynold "Its a new flavor crystal formula, twice the chocolately goodness, half the calories plus it prevents tooth decay.." LMAOO

  • triple hhhhhhhhhhhhhh an his doggggg

  • You horse humping bitch. Lololol

  • 5 people can take a sugar frosted fuck off the end of my dick. :P

  • how about everyone stop saying the word dick it provokes my envy lmfao

  • I WAS TALKING TO HER!!!

  • AND WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU SEE MY DICK FUCKFACE?? HAHAHA

  • in the middle of my butt just below my hello kitty tatoo WTF LOLLLLL

  • i have a lot of garlic

    and i just farted

    Slient but Deadly LOL

  • cock juggaling thunder cunt... awesome line

  • "When did you see my dick fuck-face" greatest come back ever NOT

    .

  • So they threatened Hannibal with the little girl... Okay, makes sense.

    *two seconds later*

    They're trying to interrogate him again!

    Man this movie was dumb.

  • ANYBODY HAS A CELL PHONE!

  • this dog got a bigger dick than you

  • I remember watching this film. Hearing about where Danica's fang's were on her genitals...i was just sitting there going "Man, sometimes women are dangerous...but they had to go THERE!".

  • Ryan Reynolds saved this movie from extinction...

  • @cloudgirl150 this film sank. Hannbal King was funny, but along with him there's a lot of stuff they shouldn't of done.

  • how about u take a sugar frosted fuck off the end of my dick!? XD

  • Out of context....this could b in a Deadpool movie

  • 0:41 - 0:53 LMFAO!!!

  • Damn, Deadpool is everywhere... 

  • u cock juggling thunder cunt! 

  • Which means the fat lady, should be singing, RIGHT...

  • i love ryan in this evry thing he says is a smart comment ive watched FIVE time now and still cant get enough of him

  • its a new flavored crystal formula, twice the chocolatey goodness, half the calories, plus helps defends tooth ddekay

  • i love this scene.

  • You Cock Juggaling Thunder Cunt XD

  • It would be funny if the characters from this movie met the twilight characters

  • Rofl

  • See Most Tween Morons Who Watch Twilight Who Worship Robert Paterson Should Worship Ryan Renalds Baby mmmm he's sexy

  • The vampire Pomeranian's kinda cute.

  • cock juggling thundercunt LMFAO

  • "No Its Not You Horse Humping Bitch" & "You Cock Juggling Thundercunt" = Best Insults Ever

  • "WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK!"

    My sentiments exactly.

  • I can tell you two things.! One..! youre hair do is ridiculous.! two..! I ate alot of garlic, and I jus farted silent but deadly! LMAO

  • Welll that depends who you ask? becacase clearly the dog has a bigger DICK then you!! And when then fuck did you see my Dick Fuck Face!! OOOOOWW...!!!! I WAS TALKING TO HER...!!

  • WHAT THE FUCK, WHAT THE FUCK, this movie was pretty fucking awesome probably one of the funniest roles in an action movie ryan renolds played in

  • LOL i love how i can watch this when ever i want since i got all 4 movies..in a collection 2 disc both sides have a movie...got it for christmas :P oh......and be4 anyone says there are only 3 movies ur wrong there's an older movie "House of Chthon" there was a different actor for blade then....but still love the blade movies

  • HHH

  • LULZ

    YOU COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT D8<

  • @LibraInsanity that's one of my favorite saying xD

  • "how about you take a sugarfrost into fuck, off the end of my dick" :D so jokessssss

  • i love when he says " OOOOuuww!!! i was talking to HER!"

  • soo jokes ^^

  • 4:23 XD

  • Parker Posey is a cool actress, then I saw her in this all vamped-out and hot ::drools::

  • 4 people are Vampires

  • I know it's not you horse humping bitch rotflmao

  • silent but deadly :p

  • RIGHT ABOUT NOW!!!.........this is akward

  • Wesley Snipes, Ryan Reynolds, Jessica Biel, Triple H...The cast is excellent.

  • "...You cockjuggling thundercunt.." xD OMG !!! :D

  • Do you have a cell phone? XD Epic!!!

  • me encantaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aa

  • if blade were to be introduced to ed, itd be ridding us of this twilight basura!!! i hate my gurl for making me watch tht crap, but it as payback for making her watch all the blade movies!! she'll never get back at me! ever! i still love you tho girl..(cough)

  • i think thats the first phrase that comes to mind

  • buahahahaha i ate alot of garlic...and i just farted. silent but deadly... XD

  • Your hairdo isssssssss ridiculos

  • WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK!

    You made a god damn vampire....... pomeranian

  • You made a god damn vampire...... pomeranian!!!????

  • Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt!!! lmfao love it. Just text my mate calling him one now and he loved it. What a fucking funny line!!!!

  • fucking funny

  • Ryan Reynolds is so funny in this movie , especially the part when he gets chased by the dogs

    "fuck me sideways"

  • triple h looks sick in this movie. awsome contatcs. and oh yeahh WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK...loll

  • good comedic lines, shit movie

  • Cock-juggling THUNDERCUNT.

    He's got some great lines here. :)

  • What the fuck

  • Your hair do izzzzz...... ridiculous LOL!!!

  • You can tell that this role was written for deadpool, but king just made more sense :P Still, should have been Wade!

  • WHAT THE FUCK.......WHAT THE FUCK!!!

  • One, that Posey Parker plays one crazy, yet sexy She-Vamp. And Two, How did Ryan Renolds get elvated to Super-Star status, while his formor Two Guys and a Girl co-star Nathan Fillion is still on Cult Icon status? Sure, Ryan's funnier and more good looking than Nathan, but Nathan gets better lines and he's better in an action sequence. I'm just saying, it's kind of wierd.

  • "Well that depends who you ask because clearly this dog has a bigger dick than you"

    "And when the fuck did you see my dick, fuckface?"

    *BOM*

    "Aaao! I was Talking to Her!"

  • TRIPLE H!!!!!

    HHH!!!!!!

  • "How bout you take a Sugar Frosted Fuck of the end of my Dick" hahaha the best line ever

  • hahaha "I was talkin' to her" xD

  • Ryan Reynolds=my hero lol

  • WTF!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • You like that don't you, go fuck your sister! :))

  • She has penis envy... <.<

  • Ryan is the shit

  • I can tell you 2 things. One ? Your  hair doo iiiisssss ridiculous.

  • wat year was this made

  • 2004 i think

  • 2004

  • "well that depends who you asks because clearly this dog has a bigger dick than you" lol

  • cock juggling thunder cunt!

  • I love her shoes...I also love me some Hannibal King. Could definitely dip him in chocolate & lick the dark off...

  • eff it i'd do it without the chocolate

  • @BeautifulDecember yes her shoes are awesome but she committed all sorts of fashion faux paus with that scarf

  • this is akward....you got a cell phone?

  • Ok this is akward....anyone got a cell phone.

    best line

  • i just ate alot of garlic and i just farted ryan renolds is hilarius

  • thats the perfect dog for HHH

  • Very funny!

  • U COCKJUGGLING THUNDER CUNT!! LMAO

  • O_O WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

    lol, vampire pups pwn!

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  • This scene stands way above the average level of the rest of the film. So funny and tense at the same time, dark and brooding, the acting so natural and smooth and OMG is Danica hot or what?

    Go Danica!

  • very true, this stands out

  • @Terugtraprem No, she's plain ugly.

  • HHH HHH HHH! I LOVE YOU!!

  • it would have been good if they put some flashbacks to the previous 2 films

  • lol,horse-humping bitch

  • funniest part of movie

  • u know alot of guys r prbly thinking this right now u gotta love a woman who can kick ur ass

  • Vampire Pomeranian Rules!

    Vampires Rule in general.

    Female Vampires Rule the Best!!!

  • cock juggling thunder cunt. best line ever!!!

  • LMFO!! the beginning!! fking awsme XDDD

  • I CONCUR

  • lol...........

  • this is awkward...does anyone have a cell phone?

  • damni never heard HHH CUSS before. it is like stone cold steve austen smiling. oh wait that all ready happened OH GOD!!!!!!!!!

  • LOL!!

  • the funniest part in the movie right there!!

  • While he's laughing, William Fichtner looks like Papa Gates.

    "Cock-juggling thunder cunt."

    Haha.

  • "I was talking to her!"

    Ryan Reynolds+Triple H+The words fuck and dick+a pomeranian=best scene ever!

    Hahaha, run-on math sentence:)

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  • :13- :17 was my favorite part of the whole damn movie!!!

    WHAT THE FUCK...WHAT THE FUCK!!!

  • ME TOO LMAO

  • In the movie he says i just tooted not i just farted

  • lol when the fuck did u see my dick

  • lol half the calarious ad 2wce the chocalty goodness

  • yeah i no...that was so funny iPodTeen3

  • king is a good inspiration he has a god damn good looking sixpack, and he is a damn good actor too! king hannibal! hahaha!

  • King is easily one of the best charaters i have seen in any film. he is simply ACE!

  • On TNT, the word "fuck" was dubbed "woo-hoo."

  • I LOVE U KINGGGGGGGG

  • WHAT THE FUCK!WHAT THE FUCK!LOL

  • the chick is hott!!

  • they miss a bit out :p

  • hoho Triple H has vampire grillz :D :)

    awesome movie!

  • anyone know HHH's characters name in this movie?

  • Jarko Grimwood :)

  • ty :)

  • OH MY GOD, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My favorite part of the whole movie...I bought the friggin DVD just for this part. ;)

  • LMFAO (its a new flavour crystal formula twice the chocolaty goodness half the calories plau it helps prevent tooth decay)

    (YOU COCK JUGGLING THUNDERCUNT)

  • FUCKING HANIBAL KING!!!! we had him...GOD that bitch is angry when she's good looking!

  • It is so weird to see Triple H holding that tiny dog

  • i love the part where King goes "which means the fat lady will be singing right about now"...*nothing happens*..."this is awkward. do you have a cellphone?"

  • cleary this dog has a bigger dick then u ...since when did u c my dick fuk face (kiks)....OW! i was talking to her!~ HAHAH priceless

  • her face looks soooo funny when he calls he a HORSE HUMPING BITCH!!!!......do yo have a cellphone? priceless

  • cock juggling thunder cunt. XD

  • ROFL

  • haha this guy is soo cool you like that he hahaha go fuck your sister -.- hahaha ^^

  • "u no wen this whole vampire thing is over i just dont picture you teaching k-a-r-a-t-e at the local y also u might wanna think about blinking every once in a while" OMG this guy is priceless

  • what the fuck..

    what the fuck!!!!

    ahahaaha!!!

  • HIs body is out of this world :-)

  • i know right! SEXY!

  • lol that depends on who you ask cuz clearly this dog has a bigger dick than you

  • haha go fuck ur sister LOL!

  • I thought he said go fuck yourself too but he said go fuck your sister.

  • this is the best

  • at 4:10 does his balls crunch it sounds like it

  • "You made a goddamn vampire... Pomdaranian!?"

  • How about you take a sugar frosted FUCK at the end of my Dick! luv him...

  • I love the first part.

    "WHAT THE FUCK?"

  • lol i fucking love this part

  • 4:27 - best part in the ENTIRE movie ;) - You see that tickle that you're feeling in the back of your throat right now? That's atomized colittle silver. It's being pumped through the building's air conditioning system you COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT!!

  • first, your hairdo is ridiculous,

    second, I just ate a lot of garlic and farted.

    Silent but deadly.

  • Hilarious LOL!!

  • "Clearly this dog has a bigger dick than you" XDXDXDLOLLOLLOL!

  • and when the fuck did you see my dick fuck

    face!lololo

  • I'd bet that Ryan had improvised on most of his dialog, you just write this shit up.

  • ha ha ha... m2

  • triple h is so hot!

  • man wat is the name of the song at the end of this movie

  • lol I had a lot of garlic and i just farted xD

  • its a new flavor cristal twice the chocoly goodness half the cal.'s and helps perfent tooth decai

  • yeah its the king of kings and my gram had a pomerainian once those dogs are fucking viscious

  • YO DUDES BODY IS AMAZING ... I LOVE IT!!! HE WOULD BE MY FIRST .. lol .. I LOVE HIS HUMUR ALSO IT MAKES HIM EVEN SEXIER

  • He's Canadian too =]

  • King is a HOTTIE, NO LIE PEOPLE <3 XD

    and yes i would pull down his tidywidys, er..i don't no how to spell tidywidys XD

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  • thundercunt that's a new one.