Does anyone else think that they put Reynolds in this movie 99% of the time without a shirt, just to serve the secret crush fanboys have and the open crush fangirls have?
I remember watching this film. Hearing about where Danica's fang's were on her genitals...i was just sitting there going "Man, sometimes women are dangerous...but they had to go THERE!".
Welll that depends who you ask? becacase clearly the dog has a bigger DICK then you!! And when then fuck did you see my Dick Fuck Face!! OOOOOWW...!!!! I WAS TALKING TO HER...!!
LOL i love how i can watch this when ever i want since i got all 4 movies..in a collection 2 disc both sides have a movie...got it for christmas :P oh......and be4 anyone says there are only 3 movies ur wrong there's an older movie "House of Chthon" there was a different actor for blade then....but still love the blade movies
if blade were to be introduced to ed, itd be ridding us of this twilight basura!!! i hate my gurl for making me watch tht crap, but it as payback for making her watch all the blade movies!! she'll never get back at me! ever! i still love you tho girl..(cough)
One, that Posey Parker plays one crazy, yet sexy She-Vamp. And Two, How did Ryan Renolds get elvated to Super-Star status, while his formor Two Guys and a Girl co-star Nathan Fillion is still on Cult Icon status? Sure, Ryan's funnier and more good looking than Nathan, but Nathan gets better lines and he's better in an action sequence. I'm just saying, it's kind of wierd.
This scene stands way above the average level of the rest of the film. So funny and tense at the same time, dark and brooding, the acting so natural and smooth and OMG is Danica hot or what?
i love the part where King goes "which means the fat lady will be singing right about now"...*nothing happens*..."this is awkward. do you have a cellphone?"
"u no wen this whole vampire thing is over i just dont picture you teaching k-a-r-a-t-e at the local y also u might wanna think about blinking every once in a while" OMG this guy is priceless
4:27 - best part in the ENTIRE movie ;) - You see that tickle that you're feeling in the back of your throat right now? That's atomized colittle silver. It's being pumped through the building's air conditioning system you COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT!!
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what a fuck vampire dog fuckface lol triple h the best
SuperErmals 1 month ago
lol "YOU COCK JUGLING THUNDER CUNT" LOL i loughed hard at that lol hahahahahh gagagag
4:36
TURKSTA19 1 month ago
every word coming out of king's mouth is funny lol
05290066 1 month ago
Does anyone else think that they put Reynolds in this movie 99% of the time without a shirt, just to serve the secret crush fanboys have and the open crush fangirls have?
Behemothxp 2 months ago
Spit it out you fucking fruitcake!!!
Ryan Reynold "Its a new flavor crystal formula, twice the chocolately goodness, half the calories plus it prevents tooth decay.." LMAOO
Diabolical05 3 months ago
triple hhhhhhhhhhhhhh an his doggggg
MsOskar98 3 months ago
You horse humping bitch. Lololol
awferfuksake 3 months ago
5 people can take a sugar frosted fuck off the end of my dick. :P
METRICKss 3 months ago
how about everyone stop saying the word dick it provokes my envy lmfao
TheLegionofdarkness1 3 months ago
I WAS TALKING TO HER!!!
instantlight12 4 months ago
AND WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU SEE MY DICK FUCKFACE?? HAHAHA
iArt1st 6 months ago 5
in the middle of my butt just below my hello kitty tatoo WTF LOLLLLL
d4v1d7230 6 months ago
i have a lot of garlic
and i just farted
Slient but Deadly LOL
d4v1d7230 6 months ago
cock juggaling thunder cunt... awesome line
xxForkMast3rxx 6 months ago
"When did you see my dick fuck-face" greatest come back ever NOT
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Cash8452 7 months ago 9
So they threatened Hannibal with the little girl... Okay, makes sense.
*two seconds later*
They're trying to interrogate him again!
Man this movie was dumb.
sec0ndevolution 7 months ago
ANYBODY HAS A CELL PHONE!
eclispe113 7 months ago
this dog got a bigger dick than you
ps3invader 8 months ago 2
I remember watching this film. Hearing about where Danica's fang's were on her genitals...i was just sitting there going "Man, sometimes women are dangerous...but they had to go THERE!".
MMArmaggedon 8 months ago
Ryan Reynolds saved this movie from extinction...
cloudgirl150 8 months ago 2
@cloudgirl150 this film sank. Hannbal King was funny, but along with him there's a lot of stuff they shouldn't of done.
1983Dave1983 4 months ago
how about u take a sugar frosted fuck off the end of my dick!? XD
MrJONisNOhome 8 months ago
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GO FUCK YOUR SISTER
MrSparky3976 8 months ago
Out of context....this could b in a Deadpool movie
ThatWierdAsian1 9 months ago
0:41 - 0:53 LMFAO!!!
XxKobeBryantxX24 9 months ago
Damn, Deadpool is everywhere...
1NikoBellic 10 months ago 6
u cock juggling thunder cunt!
Diabolical05 10 months ago 6
Which means the fat lady, should be singing, RIGHT...
VampirPrincessSquidy 10 months ago
i love ryan in this evry thing he says is a smart comment ive watched FIVE time now and still cant get enough of him
kyubi406 11 months ago 3
its a new flavored crystal formula, twice the chocolatey goodness, half the calories, plus helps defends tooth ddekay
BadBoyComedy 11 months ago 3
i love this scene.
cupcaketwinkie15 11 months ago
You Cock Juggaling Thunder Cunt XD
AwakenedDemon666 11 months ago 4
It would be funny if the characters from this movie met the twilight characters
LoboFan1000 11 months ago 2
Rofl
ClintPJohn 1 year ago
See Most Tween Morons Who Watch Twilight Who Worship Robert Paterson Should Worship Ryan Renalds Baby mmmm he's sexy
SSJSasuke777 1 year ago 2
The vampire Pomeranian's kinda cute.
cimerax 1 year ago
cock juggling thundercunt LMFAO
danella7 1 year ago
"No Its Not You Horse Humping Bitch" & "You Cock Juggling Thundercunt" = Best Insults Ever
kenia103104 1 year ago 2
"WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK!"
My sentiments exactly.
SolenmSerpent 1 year ago 8
I can tell you two things.! One..! youre hair do is ridiculous.! two..! I ate alot of garlic, and I jus farted silent but deadly! LMAO
cantgetrite23 1 year ago
Welll that depends who you ask? becacase clearly the dog has a bigger DICK then you!! And when then fuck did you see my Dick Fuck Face!! OOOOOWW...!!!! I WAS TALKING TO HER...!!
cantgetrite23 1 year ago 2
WHAT THE FUCK, WHAT THE FUCK, this movie was pretty fucking awesome probably one of the funniest roles in an action movie ryan renolds played in
013jared 1 year ago 2
LOL i love how i can watch this when ever i want since i got all 4 movies..in a collection 2 disc both sides have a movie...got it for christmas :P oh......and be4 anyone says there are only 3 movies ur wrong there's an older movie "House of Chthon" there was a different actor for blade then....but still love the blade movies
TSimkins91 1 year ago
HHH
StarTrekManiac2 1 year ago
LULZ
YOU COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT D8<
LibraInsanity 1 year ago
@LibraInsanity that's one of my favorite saying xD
TSimkins91 1 year ago
"how about you take a sugarfrost into fuck, off the end of my dick" :D so jokessssss
XxSmifeyxX 1 year ago
i love when he says " OOOOuuww!!! i was talking to HER!"
KaelGian93 1 year ago
soo jokes ^^
XxSmifeyxX 1 year ago
4:23 XD
soulxsisterx 1 year ago
Parker Posey is a cool actress, then I saw her in this all vamped-out and hot ::drools::
timdubs 1 year ago
4 people are Vampires
dcwood1996 1 year ago
I know it's not you horse humping bitch rotflmao
Bruinfan97 1 year ago
silent but deadly :p
wannesvandevelde 1 year ago
RIGHT ABOUT NOW!!!.........this is akward
BasvB026 1 year ago
Wesley Snipes, Ryan Reynolds, Jessica Biel, Triple H...The cast is excellent.
Gencturk92 1 year ago 2
"...You cockjuggling thundercunt.." xD OMG !!! :D
QuantumS1ngularity 1 year ago
Do you have a cell phone? XD Epic!!!
TheJamieD 1 year ago
me encantaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
adrimeneses07 1 year ago
if blade were to be introduced to ed, itd be ridding us of this twilight basura!!! i hate my gurl for making me watch tht crap, but it as payback for making her watch all the blade movies!! she'll never get back at me! ever! i still love you tho girl..(cough)
NinjaBam17 1 year ago
i think thats the first phrase that comes to mind
whykillcarlos 1 year ago
buahahahaha i ate alot of garlic...and i just farted. silent but deadly... XD
crystalkitsune92 1 year ago 14
Your hairdo isssssssss ridiculos
charazardrock 1 year ago 5
WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK!
You made a god damn vampire....... pomeranian
charazardrock 1 year ago 4
You made a god damn vampire...... pomeranian!!!????
cngsmom1 1 year ago
Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt!!! lmfao love it. Just text my mate calling him one now and he loved it. What a fucking funny line!!!!
robuk639 1 year ago 2
fucking funny
emoboi311 1 year ago
Ryan Reynolds is so funny in this movie , especially the part when he gets chased by the dogs
"fuck me sideways"
badturkali 1 year ago 10
triple h looks sick in this movie. awsome contatcs. and oh yeahh WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK...loll
afridi10 1 year ago
good comedic lines, shit movie
trento654 2 years ago
Cock-juggling THUNDERCUNT.
He's got some great lines here. :)
Otacon144 2 years ago 6
What the fuck
gcamp2433 2 years ago
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PollyPocket1821 2 years ago
Your hair do izzzzz...... ridiculous LOL!!!
AttitudeEra1998 2 years ago 4
You can tell that this role was written for deadpool, but king just made more sense :P Still, should have been Wade!
TheGoofyKid 2 years ago 2
WHAT THE FUCK.......WHAT THE FUCK!!!
Aetheilas 2 years ago 4
One, that Posey Parker plays one crazy, yet sexy She-Vamp. And Two, How did Ryan Renolds get elvated to Super-Star status, while his formor Two Guys and a Girl co-star Nathan Fillion is still on Cult Icon status? Sure, Ryan's funnier and more good looking than Nathan, but Nathan gets better lines and he's better in an action sequence. I'm just saying, it's kind of wierd.
PrinceoftheAbyss 2 years ago
"Well that depends who you ask because clearly this dog has a bigger dick than you"
"And when the fuck did you see my dick, fuckface?"
*BOM*
"Aaao! I was Talking to Her!"
nomusicequalsnolife 2 years ago 8
TRIPLE H!!!!!
HHH!!!!!!
NHLman27 2 years ago 5
"How bout you take a Sugar Frosted Fuck of the end of my Dick" hahaha the best line ever
AttitudeEra1998 2 years ago 8
hahaha "I was talkin' to her" xD
1203khriz 2 years ago 3
Ryan Reynolds=my hero lol
TheSomekid 2 years ago 3
WTF!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anthonymcqueen21 2 years ago
You like that don't you, go fuck your sister! :))
MarkoQAZXSW 2 years ago 7
She has penis envy... <.<
KyanisSunweaver 2 years ago 2
Ryan is the shit
jval12 2 years ago
I can tell you 2 things. One ? Your hair doo iiiisssss ridiculous.
motocamfat 2 years ago 2
wat year was this made
moochcat5 2 years ago
2004 i think
Scorch48202 2 years ago
2004
Steeldrifter 2 years ago
"well that depends who you asks because clearly this dog has a bigger dick than you" lol
DrumBeast05 2 years ago
cock juggling thunder cunt!
lilchiki619 2 years ago
I love her shoes...I also love me some Hannibal King. Could definitely dip him in chocolate & lick the dark off...
BeautifulDecember 2 years ago 18
eff it i'd do it without the chocolate
killerbeevalentine 2 years ago 2
@BeautifulDecember yes her shoes are awesome but she committed all sorts of fashion faux paus with that scarf
tessakai 7 months ago
this is akward....you got a cell phone?
thetasteepa2 2 years ago 6
Ok this is akward....anyone got a cell phone.
best line
JrQueen04 2 years ago 3
i just ate alot of garlic and i just farted ryan renolds is hilarius
whykillcarlos 2 years ago 3
thats the perfect dog for HHH
whykillcarlos 2 years ago
Very funny!
20kiv10 2 years ago
U COCKJUGGLING THUNDER CUNT!! LMAO
Dajoker069 2 years ago 3
O_O WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
lol, vampire pups pwn!
ChuckHD117 2 years ago 3
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sabdadiva 2 years ago
This scene stands way above the average level of the rest of the film. So funny and tense at the same time, dark and brooding, the acting so natural and smooth and OMG is Danica hot or what?
Go Danica!
Terugtraprem 2 years ago 39
very true, this stands out
pallab1234 2 years ago
@Terugtraprem No, she's plain ugly.
9JAJAJAHAHAHA6 11 months ago
HHH HHH HHH! I LOVE YOU!!
AngelEatos41 2 years ago 3
it would have been good if they put some flashbacks to the previous 2 films
badturkali 2 years ago
lol,horse-humping bitch
spiderfreak20 2 years ago 5
funniest part of movie
violenttj 2 years ago 5
u know alot of guys r prbly thinking this right now u gotta love a woman who can kick ur ass
lespritdamour5 2 years ago 2
Vampire Pomeranian Rules!
Vampires Rule in general.
Female Vampires Rule the Best!!!
Fratboy312 2 years ago 5
cock juggling thunder cunt. best line ever!!!
itsalive522 2 years ago 7
LMFO!! the beginning!! fking awsme XDDD
Melindypants 2 years ago
I CONCUR
spunky903 2 years ago
lol...........
GothicSnjezana 2 years ago
this is awkward...does anyone have a cell phone?
NeoVelocity 2 years ago
damni never heard HHH CUSS before. it is like stone cold steve austen smiling. oh wait that all ready happened OH GOD!!!!!!!!!
jordanMJK 2 years ago
LOL!!
Harborx 2 years ago
the funniest part in the movie right there!!
00MORDRED 2 years ago
While he's laughing, William Fichtner looks like Papa Gates.
"Cock-juggling thunder cunt."
Haha.
JulesXtheXJestess23 2 years ago
"I was talking to her!"
Ryan Reynolds+Triple H+The words fuck and dick+a pomeranian=best scene ever!
Hahaha, run-on math sentence:)
JulesXtheXJestess23 2 years ago 3
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JulesXtheXJestess23 2 years ago
:13- :17 was my favorite part of the whole damn movie!!!
WHAT THE FUCK...WHAT THE FUCK!!!
spideyTB 2 years ago
ME TOO LMAO
spunky903 2 years ago
In the movie he says i just tooted not i just farted
Nightwolf974 2 years ago
lol when the fuck did u see my dick
umhaey 2 years ago
lol half the calarious ad 2wce the chocalty goodness
rosariofan101 3 years ago
yeah i no...that was so funny iPodTeen3
deskittlez 3 years ago
king is a good inspiration he has a god damn good looking sixpack, and he is a damn good actor too! king hannibal! hahaha!
gammela1 3 years ago
King is easily one of the best charaters i have seen in any film. he is simply ACE!
livingmylifeatmach2 3 years ago 2
On TNT, the word "fuck" was dubbed "woo-hoo."
iPodTeen3 3 years ago
I LOVE U KINGGGGGGGG
sinnerbabe84 3 years ago
WHAT THE FUCK!WHAT THE FUCK!LOL
twilightpheonix123 3 years ago 4
the chick is hott!!
rain8a 3 years ago 4
they miss a bit out :p
wariolas 3 years ago
hoho Triple H has vampire grillz :D :)
awesome movie!
BankzZ89 3 years ago 6
anyone know HHH's characters name in this movie?
AngelEatos41 3 years ago
Jarko Grimwood :)
BankzZ89 3 years ago
ty :)
AngelEatos41 3 years ago
OH MY GOD, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My favorite part of the whole movie...I bought the friggin DVD just for this part. ;)
hotmulatto 3 years ago 3
LMFAO (its a new flavour crystal formula twice the chocolaty goodness half the calories plau it helps prevent tooth decay)
(YOU COCK JUGGLING THUNDERCUNT)
browniemania 3 years ago 4
FUCKING HANIBAL KING!!!! we had him...GOD that bitch is angry when she's good looking!
pierrepepi 3 years ago 2
It is so weird to see Triple H holding that tiny dog
eragonluver93 3 years ago
i love the part where King goes "which means the fat lady will be singing right about now"...*nothing happens*..."this is awkward. do you have a cellphone?"
h0n3yma1d 3 years ago 3
cleary this dog has a bigger dick then u ...since when did u c my dick fuk face (kiks)....OW! i was talking to her!~ HAHAH priceless
asian123294 3 years ago 2
her face looks soooo funny when he calls he a HORSE HUMPING BITCH!!!!......do yo have a cellphone? priceless
Daddy253 3 years ago 3
cock juggling thunder cunt. XD
briashanaelikescows 3 years ago
ROFL
evasivenose 3 years ago
haha this guy is soo cool you like that he hahaha go fuck your sister -.- hahaha ^^
ufderbangolpuff 3 years ago 4
"u no wen this whole vampire thing is over i just dont picture you teaching k-a-r-a-t-e at the local y also u might wanna think about blinking every once in a while" OMG this guy is priceless
shotgunsatdawn97 3 years ago 2
what the fuck..
what the fuck!!!!
ahahaaha!!!
arasi555 3 years ago
HIs body is out of this world :-)
AmandaOBloom 3 years ago 4
i know right! SEXY!
shakayla06 3 years ago
lol that depends on who you ask cuz clearly this dog has a bigger dick than you
foxcloak866 3 years ago
haha go fuck ur sister LOL!
ChrisBromley 3 years ago 2
I thought he said go fuck yourself too but he said go fuck your sister.
kcowank 3 years ago
this is the best
electricguitar003 3 years ago
at 4:10 does his balls crunch it sounds like it
2Nonsuch 3 years ago
"You made a goddamn vampire... Pomdaranian!?"
xMagicardx 3 years ago
How about you take a sugar frosted FUCK at the end of my Dick! luv him...
pinkxxchampaine 3 years ago
I love the first part.
"WHAT THE FUCK?"
XOSailorXena 3 years ago
lol i fucking love this part
Spartan1161 3 years ago
4:27 - best part in the ENTIRE movie ;) - You see that tickle that you're feeling in the back of your throat right now? That's atomized colittle silver. It's being pumped through the building's air conditioning system you COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT!!
sugarcoat15 3 years ago 5
first, your hairdo is ridiculous,
second, I just ate a lot of garlic and farted.
Silent but deadly.
TearyGaze 3 years ago 3
Hilarious LOL!!
fmontenegrohn 3 years ago 2
"Clearly this dog has a bigger dick than you" XDXDXDLOLLOLLOL!
gsypwns 3 years ago 4
and when the fuck did you see my dick fuck
face!lololo
mkrtychyan1 3 years ago 2
I'd bet that Ryan had improvised on most of his dialog, you just write this shit up.
Toneai2007 3 years ago 5
ha ha ha... m2
Sk3tZeLiS 3 years ago
triple h is so hot!
vanessa4378 3 years ago 2
man wat is the name of the song at the end of this movie
silver32654646 3 years ago
lol I had a lot of garlic and i just farted xD
killall159 3 years ago
its a new flavor cristal twice the chocoly goodness half the cal.'s and helps perfent tooth decai
Eco19 3 years ago
yeah its the king of kings and my gram had a pomerainian once those dogs are fucking viscious
hhhmetalcena 3 years ago
YO DUDES BODY IS AMAZING ... I LOVE IT!!! HE WOULD BE MY FIRST .. lol .. I LOVE HIS HUMUR ALSO IT MAKES HIM EVEN SEXIER
bellajr21 3 years ago 6
He's Canadian too =]
Canada2012 3 years ago 2
King is a HOTTIE, NO LIE PEOPLE <3 XD
and yes i would pull down his tidywidys, er..i don't no how to spell tidywidys XD
katelynpoustie 3 years ago 4
If you like the Blade movies. You will LOVE the "Immortal"ized series coming out in the next couple of months. Suscribe to be the first one to know when this thrilling vampire-based movie premieres!
ColdspinFilm 3 years ago
thundercunt that's a new one.
Conuiron 3 years ago