Five Guys Burgers (jokingly) XPOSED!!

[xoxortchick]

LMAOO the dogggg ;D

[AziANchan]

... im hungry now

[tightpantsJONAS]

hmm thats true and last time i went they had home depot buckets and they where getting something from outer there idk what but lol those burgers are good

[shaterikaMayo]

5 guys is so good

[comradebashu]

lol funny video i know your joking buttttt, i used to work at five guys and we don't sprinkle anything on the meat, not even salt, great video haha

[51lodb]

Thanks Swoozie. That's the best endorsement for a fast food joint I've seen yet. I'm going ASAP!

[1234erica56789]

I'm black already, lmaooo I'm subscribing ^-

[CJ1Lopez]

Mr. Swoozie sir,

you have a bunch of videos I have to watch...

let's get started :D!

[dillys619]

"and I'm black already"

[Atruesimtale2]

I have a Five Guys RIGHT UP the block from me and I swear I need a Five step program to stop myself from going there lol.............. I LOVE them!

[DjPaulinaD]

no wonder why it's soo addicting!

[KayDaySilver]

See NOW I know why my mom said to NEVER eat at Five Guys...

[Brohemoth55]

Steak n shake FTW

[Destinyh3587]

lol i have Los Amigos in mine:)

[lilanksl]

Five guys is so good though ...

[linkinparknaruto5555]

srew five guys man its all about IN N OUT!!!!!

[mszukofan]

I KNEW THAT!!!

[bethanytheawesome]

ok it has drugs but u go there

[bboi1010]

i spend like a $150 a month of 5 guys (no lie) because its so good and the main reason why im watching this video again is because i went yesterday...awesome video dude i can listen to you tell stories allllllll day lol

[lilylpotter3]

what the heck is five guys?

[AznSwag2896xTaiK]

The best part of them is...their cola machines. I can get vanilla coke!!!

[animeniac2]

so that's why they use liquid-ish cheese on the burgers! so you cant tell if someone put stuff on it

[StrawberryCandyCane1]

* hungry my bad

[StrawberryCandyCane1]

Thanks alot now im hungey -.-

[fanousontheloose]

no burger place can beat in'n'out, thumbs up if youre from the west coast!!!

[fanousontheloose]

hey five guys is pretty good although i feel their burgers are too small.

[ThatLadyNe]

I've heard of Five Guys and I live in Canada... We don't have any here.

[susurrers]

@ThatLadyNe They do where I live.. I just heard about them though. 'Cause I'm job hunting and getting desperate enough to work at a fast food place! LOL. So yah. There is one in Canarnaduhh.

[LuvZippy]

I saw a bus stop bench ad for Five Guys

[chereewee]

just so you know, im leaving to get a burger now thanx lol

i wasnt hungry until watching this

[rebelian7]

@fauxguitar no worries, he's joking :)

[PeaceMar1]

Well, u saw a camercial 4 5 guys when I was 8.

[LuckyxTurtle]

i guess he never got the life time deal

and that dog knows something

[fauxguitar]

I'm scared now I'm 11 years old and I've only tried five guys once and it tasted good

[TheOnlineVariety]

@fauxguitar ITS A JOKE XD

[SaminoChene]

Wtf five guys really??!?

[dpooch72]

@thenemarshow lol... Ure a funny bitch

[mrlx1064]

Dog

[Fuzzy3676]

Pile of greasy fries at the bottom, more than you could hope to eat in one sitting, and yet, I try every time. So good. Wait! I just realized why five guys is so popular. It's because the workers don't look like they wanna spit in your food.

[micmar24i]

In n' out FTW!!!

[Unknowntroll1]

Dude i dont care if they do lines on the damn counter, Five Guys is awesome

[sinshadow1993]

I'm so glad we have a Five Guys here in NM <333

[Heyyooosup]

you must live in florida O.O i will find you <3

[macistheking]

i will pay you 2000 dollars for your dog...

[eje98]

I love the Mario and rated E for everyone things in the background

[MCGAMEING]

They probaly put salt on the burgers

[TheTwilightchica]

That dog is just too adorable!!

[TheNemarShow]

5 guys one cup

[234vsingh]

Five Guys? Never heard of them. The advertising thing is true.

[SouthernBelle1807]

@234vsingh They're mostly down South. I've never really seen them anywhere else lol

[ashafasion]

lol i knew about the coke already tho =)

[dudeitscailin]

YES! Five Guys is amazing.

[smestella]

the dog.......

[communitybath]

im eating 5 guys right now. i wish i could eat 5 guys for every meal every day

[truequeens1215]

I saw a billboard for Five Guys...

[crater7]

5 guys is so EFFING GOOD!!!

[Savaniel]

As a Five Guys employee, I laughed throughout this entire video. :D

That aside, it's all true.

All the money that would normally go into advertising is given to employees in "Secret Shops" to reward them for doing well and bringing in new guests. We rely soley on the customer's addiction.

Also, we no longer "sprinkle stuff" onto the burgers. Instead, all of the meat is handled in the back so no one can see it. I guess people were catching on.

[Astrofiave]

notice him scratching himself like a crack-fiend lmao

[sharpshooter747]

had it yesterday lol i feel weird

[OfficialJanetReyes]

Mario xD

[Ganondorfothraccount]

The only thing that's shadier then 5 guys is the Mario watching you. M&Ms were made by the military during the Vietnam war.

[jigilypuffl]

i had 5 guys one time THEY MAKE HUGE BURGERS AND I HAD AN ORGASAM IT WAS SO SGOOD

[Bieleber411Mak]

It seriously sucks there hahaha McDonalds is better...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHA! :)

[MarcIzFly]

dude i worked here.....nothing in the food. just a bunch of bullshit

[CommanderKeny62]

Sooooo I guess youve never seen powdered salt....

[bluedude34]

ive seen a billboard for five guys

[SwedishWound]

I LoLed when i saw the dog smiling :)))))))) sooo cute

[BabyK18316]

They're too overpriced

[hiddeninthemist]

5 guys is amazing, they have it here in cali. It's like in an out with more customizability.

[Krazyleggz742]

Yo swoozi what about in n out????

[juantubec]

haha five guys has several kinds of coca cola

[leah1597]

I FOUND A COMMERCIAL! XDD 

[RangerColin1991]

I got food poisoning from there :<

[nakeejake69]

i really have never heard of 5 guys though :/

[DeaminBig]

@nakeejake69 its mostly on the eastcoast

[iPodHelpTube]

@nakeejake69 its a southern thing. i live in atlanta, but ive only ever seen them in georgia, florida, and alabama.

[nakeejake69]

Is that 5 guys on your breath, son LOL

[KabbaModern03]

hahahahaha that dog cracked me up

[DerpDetonator]

Five guys are geniuses, when you eat there food and get high and the munchies,you buy more, which causes you to perpetually eat their food. They know how to make cash fast.

[TheHEARTSofLIGHT]

I've never heard of Five Guys before... hmmmmm...... jk

[techex25]

After sitting on a bus for 30 minutes to get to the closest Five guys to me, eating, missing the bus back by like 2 minutes and thus taking an hour to get home and STILL thinking it was worth it, I have to agree. I was thinking about this very video the entire time!

[goofylicia2]

oh whow really???

[thoukthedream]

I saw 1commercial but it was like 5 seconds

[NoobKiller516]

@thoukthedream No you didn't, five guys does not endorse commercials in any way shape or form.

[thoukthedream]

@NoobKiller516 ill keep my own opinion thank you and at the time i was thinking of a different restraunt/ fast food place thank you!

[NoobKiller516]

@thoukthedream ur opinion sucks, i work there so i would know. but go ahead and think lolol

[thoukthedream]

@NoobKiller516

well honestly you dont know me and its even petty yo have this convo trying to start shit and go f*** off cause honestly everyones opinion counts to me and it dosnt suck your the mutha f** *** that sucks get that straight i didnt ask for no trouble leaving a comment thankyou im done nobody asked for your two cents b****

[NoobKiller516]

@thoukthedream why you so mad tho lmfao

[thoukthedream]

@NoobKiller516 becacause stupid people like you like to get smart and im honestly gonna jump off of this back and forth comment shiz so ducez

[skully980]

thumps up if your eating Five guys while watching this

[thearrah]

they have a Five Guys in my town...about to go tomorrow with some friends for the first time... when they said they wanted to go to Five Guys, all i kept thinkin about was this vid....I hope I'm not strung out after I go..

[MsAfricanBeauty101]

ITZ ALL ABOUT INN-N-OUT

[castorcastorcastor11]

Never Saw A Commercial

[ishcms]

@TMFDexplorer: I thought In-N-Out Burger is the fastest growing franchise.

[ishcms]

Whoa, there are Five Guys in other states? I only know the restaurant in Portland, OR.

[flapplewapple]

@ishcms Its like all east coast.

[Eleetnessful]

A REGULAR BURGER SHOULD BE $4 NOT $6 AND SOME CHANGE IF YOU ORDERED A BURGER, A DRINK AND FRIES THAT WOULD EASILY COME OUT TO MORE THAN $12 WHICH MEANS YOU COULD'VE GONE TO A DINER OR SOME SHIT TRUE STORY!

[Eleetnessful]

SO I WENT TO FIVE GUYS MAYBE 4 TIMES BEFORE

THE LAST TIME I WENT BEFORE TODAY I REMEMBER THE PRICE WAS NOT RIGHT

TODAY I ORDERED A CHEESEBURGER AND A LITTLE BURGER & IT CAME OUT TO OVER $12. I'M SORRY BUT YOUR BURGERS AREN'T THAT FUCKEN GOOD SO WHEN I SAW THAT ON THE REGISTER I WAS LIKE: "IS IT TOO LATE TO CANCEL?" THE LADY WAS KINDA LIKE "ERRR" AND I LEFT LOL $12+ FOR A BURGER AND LITTLE BURGER THFKOUTTAHERE

NO MORE 5 GAYS UNTIL PRICES JUSTIFY THE QUALITY OR VICE VERSA

[michaeljay1993]

Lol I had my first burger there today. Fries decent burger was great xD I only went there cuz of swoozie LMAOOOOO. But it was way expensive!!

[pinkorangesoda]

I went there b4 the burger wasnt that great =\

[kemoblue4u]

@pinkorangesoda I AGREE! I dont know what people are going crazy for. Its really not all that, i was disappointed. In and Out Burger is a million times better.

[michellelovesyoubaby]

What's Five Guys like? I've never had any...

[nubilover]

i laughed sooo hard at the end with his dog hahahaha :)

[SpeedyPalomino]

Ther's an app for your phone too Bro,,,, you can pre~order and pay before you get there, ,, input what time yer' gonna be there,,, BAM!!! its there waiting, ,,,, no standin' in line!!! YOW!!!! I'M GRUBBIN'!!!!!!!  :0D

[ssgoku31]

I work at five guys in trussville alabama, I will give u a life time supply, and u can still keep the video bc it's awesome

[CountryTawk]

I love me some Five Guys, hauss.

[SpecterJDX]

Five guys is amazing I orgasmed the first time I had their burgers

[jerryjman]

I like how his dog comes in all like (Oh...you really doin the five guys video...(mouthful of burger) I seriously don't see the problem guy i mean i can stop anytime...) :D

[beabeaberry8]

shady mc.shades! >.<! haha

[vexx5143]

i thought it was a gay strip club when my parents took me

[Enemynarwhal]

God this video was so enjoyably lame. I like how you kind of forgot that you were going through withdraws. Five guys have really good burgers but I'm not impressed by their fries. They have good fries, they're not bad, but I've still had way better. Have you ever had fries from Wingstop? Those fries are amazing.

[beyondthejared]

There burger is 2000 calories

[trazaaa]

@beyondthejared seriously?

[beyondthejared]

@trazaaa yup no joke

[loldogish]

@theGWOK lol

[BlackRoseSoldier1]

OOOOHH! Its Cooper! Hi cooper!...Hello to you too swoozie. ;)

[misscherann]

hahah, the dog :) but five guys is soooo good

[ITSOVER1000]

I got this pizza place on my 1st speed dial on my cell phone and my house phone :)

[TheLunarHorizon]

Stupid question: Did they really put coke in coca cola??? (I'm serious)

[TheLeaderWassup]

@TheLunarHorizon when it was first made yea they really did haahhahahha

[TheLunarHorizon]

@TheLeaderWassup Haha!! Thanks!

[beyondthejared]

@TheLunarHorizon yes

[LuvZippy]

By my house they have a bench ad also down here, they aren't that popular...

[thewhorocks524]

What they were sprinkling was probably celery salt

[JazzyJLoxx]

HAHA

[desirableex33]

SHADY MCSHADES lmaoooo......i get pulled over by a cop and i have my brown paper bag and i mean im black already lmaoooo i love swoozie

[DrJohnson10]

@cilwaycofe unfortunately, that was true. The sad part is that I lived in a town with one in it

[cilwaycofe]

@DrJohnson10 SO they really put drugs in their food? Just saying

[borgle101]

how much bonese do they get

[borgle101]

thats wendys not mcdonalds

[nameno1elsehas]

senior skip day- Im gettin as many of my bros as I can. driving an hour and a half. going to five guys for lunch. bam

[captincobalt5678]

there are no commercials becasue they spend that money on theyre employees bounuses i would know that because i work there

[unnatural]

lol dwefg (driving while eating five guys)

cop 1: drop that burger sir! hands on your head!

cop 2: he's reaching for the fries! quick taze him!

swoozie: *bzzzzt* (x_o)

[1thenobody]

5 guys isnt even good. its all about....... fat burger.

[brandonblog100]

I agree I hate five guys every time I go there I get suck and throgh up

[stopcallingmekevin]

lol at 1:56

[SuperG838]

5 guys is the best

[Dougster]

How do you stay so skinny eating that crap?

[SuperBlackboy2]

@Dougster he probably works out and if you watch ethier prom night or this is it 8bit it will answer ur question

[aAllahyar786]

i work there loll

[mishyprizes]

Everyone I know likes five guys burgers. But the last two times i got one of those damn burgers there was a piece of bone in it.

[unnatural]

@mishyprizes that's how you know it's real meat.

[xXJasonkillerXx]

5:10 really funny

[A7Xblood]

Never had five guys. That is because I live in Arkansas :(

[hanlon05]

3:50 is hilarious to me because I watched this video this morning. As dinner time came around, I found myself at the drive through of a Taco Bell. The line took forever as I sat one car before the speaker. Then my eye drifted to the right of the menu and across the street was a FIVE GUYS. I told myself, "This is a sign," and I immediately drove around into the FIVE GUYS parking lot. After trying their burger for the first time, I can say I'm glad I did because it was awesome!

[Dapheonixy123]

They need to come to the UK

[Thoughton77]

I went there yesterday! Its too late!

[Thoughton77]

I think its too late. I went there yesterday.

[TheEpicFailLol]

thats not drugs their rubbing in the patties. its dandruff.

[nycbred04]

lmao I love five guys though, custom burgers and that bag of fries, they are just soooo expensive

[dagayle06]

my lil sister was so cute. she went to five guys saw two girls and a guy working there and said "this isn't five guys there are girls here"

[Mobesy]

"is that five guys on your breathe son... step out of the vehicle let's go"

oh btw i notice the yoshi is missing in the background whats up with that?

[Mobesy]

"is that five guys on your breathe son... step out of the vehicle let's go"

[delixander]

how often do they change the frying oil?

[LitterJitterBug18]

@delixander We change it every thursday morning.

[ironeli101]

Damn, I Better Go To Five Guys!

[alliem88]

Haha. I'm an Assistant Manager at a Five Guys

[alliem88]

Haha. I'm an Assistant Manager at a Five Guys

[HeyFlowerz]

gimme da dog 'nd u got urself a deal lol

[oOsakuragirlOo]

PUPPY!!!!!! looks like my dog lol

[hipnhappenin]

"Don't ever go"? Too late.

[saavaa]

this look like commercial to me, but is't cool

[Nerdtothemax01]

Five Guys is AWEOMSE AND DELICIOUS! I WANT A BURGER NOW!

[benwolf666]

they don't have Five guys in Australia...

[firedragon117]

I work at 5 guys!! :D.

[mzdiyababez99]

Ur making me want 5 guys lol

[theGWOK]

i went to five guys for the first time in like forever last wk... food was great, ofcoruse... but i'm shocked that they had SIX guys working. i feel violated and tricked :(

[DGKall2010]

look at mario lurkin in the background

[chalkerrulez]

@DGKall2010 Yeah there is something shifty about that. I know, he is working for five guys. Yeah i got you figured out Mario

[908Diesel]

..."extra fries..iN.. the bag".... so FUCKIN TRUE!... ... first time i went... i saw the dude throw mad fries in my bag.... i thought it was hook up... and those fries are no joke... i had to tell myself to fall back..

[truckdatchit]

If i was a drug dealer i would use rice paper.....

[akaBarneyPhife]

AYE FINALLY GOT TO TASTE ONE MANE!

[bleujae1]

cocaine is one hell of a drug! lol rick james

[ccsballazdre]

Why can't I ever find this on your youtube profile?