She was basically giving me a lap dance while I was standing there. lol I was like, "Uh..." So, I busted some moves out I haven't done since like... the sixth grade, and some people started cheering and stuff. I haven't danced like that in so long. Usually, it is like the Waltz, the Cha Cha or something. lol I need some Tylenol. I'm getting old.
I brought someone with me because that someone never gets out and does anything, and I found them finally on the dance floor. I was standing there, watching, and a lady said, "You're not allowed to stand there unless you're going to dance." I said, "Wha," and she grabbed my hand and pulled me out onto the dance floor. I said, "I'm not the best dancer." She said, "That is okay, you really don't have to move." I said, "Whatever. Alright." Yea that wasn't dancing.
I know it is his number because he called my home phone from his cell phone while I was sitting there. lol He has my number too then I guess. I walked into that one for a while. Like I didn't just flat out be like, "Oh wow!!! You're a music producer? Oh man, you've gotta hear my stuff." No, I think I played it cool like, "You know because the stuff I record at home makes it sound like crap." He said, "Well my studio makes it sound right."
That was after two dudes dressed about like him in suits said, "Come with us," and we went over somewhere. It looked like this lady from a news channel was standing next to me when Seven Mary Three came out to play. She kept like... falling over onto me, like she was throwing herself at me or something. Huh... Derby week. You never know who you're going to see. It was my buddies' CD release party/ Derby Day Eve bash at the big bar there.
The Velcro Pygmies have a song named Beauty in a Box. I shook the lead singers hand last night after a record producer introduced me to him. I was just sitting there, and he walks over and sits next to me. The Velcro Pygmies lead singer said, "If you want anything, that is the guy to go to," and he pointed in his direction. I said, "So, what do you do?" He said, "I'm a record producer." I said, "Oh." I told him I play music and stuff. He wants to hear my music. He gave me his phone number.
you know the picture of the .. wut ever that wus and the before & after, yeah that? they both look the same to me, that or there jus rly rly ugly... :]
The girls she uses as an example just go to show you that most women can look good with enough makeup, lighting and hairstyle. Also, a woman's appearance is very versatile-a woman can be made up to look like a man and actually look like one, however a guy in drag just looks like...a guy in drag.
whats this guy mean whore look? its easy to be creepy on youtube as i have posted some lewd comments myself, but i am just taking bonghits fucking around. but as i see more of these awesome videos i feel lame reading these stupid comments. this girl is hot for sure, but she is funny as hell and its for fun not sex you idiots.
ne man tits be gone in a box? do something about fat ppl.....i have man titties :), man cones, rocket chest, floppy joes, nipple slabs, bitch tits, hairy mounds? A cups, snow cones, maybe B cups? man boobs, fat deposits within the chestal region, epidermis growth, Jack Black, BOOBS!
theres parts in this vid when u speak words with S it just brrrr lol u gota train ur breath xD try simply say sssssssssssssssss like 1 hand palm away from a candle ("on") lol if u "turn it off" ur not controloing ur breath and ur gona keep hurting my years =/ not that im that important!!!..wich i am! xD
I think they should sell the Beauty in a Box anyway, see how effective their marketing actually was. :)
( To be honest, i was sold!! )
PretzelSalts 16 hours ago
hehe
archie977 3 days ago
Was there a FORK in her hair!?!?!?!?!
superpancake07 1 week ago
i like black hair on her better
LAlaLAmusicable 1 month ago
lol at girl getting spear tackled...wish my partner would do that :( i need beauty in a box
sarahannejanelle 3 months ago
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jucker1797 3 months ago
I remember trying to read the holy bible with Karen Alloy and she started telling me to have sex in French.
poorclarelover 3 months ago
Yeah I did. I said it.
poorclarelover 3 months ago
hahaha she's nuts!...
unico85 4 months ago
Does Beauty in a Box grow Boobs?
kicklo1 6 months ago
1:18 the unibrow is coming off!
maneatingbanana 7 months ago
Uhm that price is $600
werecatlove752 8 months ago
Basically she said, "You can't stand there without dancing." lol That is about like China's, "Buy our stuff you owe us money," isn't it?
DeJuanDon 8 months ago in playlist together
She was basically giving me a lap dance while I was standing there. lol I was like, "Uh..." So, I busted some moves out I haven't done since like... the sixth grade, and some people started cheering and stuff. I haven't danced like that in so long. Usually, it is like the Waltz, the Cha Cha or something. lol I need some Tylenol. I'm getting old.
DeJuanDon 8 months ago in playlist together
I brought someone with me because that someone never gets out and does anything, and I found them finally on the dance floor. I was standing there, watching, and a lady said, "You're not allowed to stand there unless you're going to dance." I said, "Wha," and she grabbed my hand and pulled me out onto the dance floor. I said, "I'm not the best dancer." She said, "That is okay, you really don't have to move." I said, "Whatever. Alright." Yea that wasn't dancing.
DeJuanDon 8 months ago in playlist together
I know it is his number because he called my home phone from his cell phone while I was sitting there. lol He has my number too then I guess. I walked into that one for a while. Like I didn't just flat out be like, "Oh wow!!! You're a music producer? Oh man, you've gotta hear my stuff." No, I think I played it cool like, "You know because the stuff I record at home makes it sound like crap." He said, "Well my studio makes it sound right."
DeJuanDon 8 months ago in playlist together
That was after two dudes dressed about like him in suits said, "Come with us," and we went over somewhere. It looked like this lady from a news channel was standing next to me when Seven Mary Three came out to play. She kept like... falling over onto me, like she was throwing herself at me or something. Huh... Derby week. You never know who you're going to see. It was my buddies' CD release party/ Derby Day Eve bash at the big bar there.
DeJuanDon 8 months ago in playlist together
The Velcro Pygmies have a song named Beauty in a Box. I shook the lead singers hand last night after a record producer introduced me to him. I was just sitting there, and he walks over and sits next to me. The Velcro Pygmies lead singer said, "If you want anything, that is the guy to go to," and he pointed in his direction. I said, "So, what do you do?" He said, "I'm a record producer." I said, "Oh." I told him I play music and stuff. He wants to hear my music. He gave me his phone number.
DeJuanDon 8 months ago in playlist together
why is her face orange
TheMustache24 9 months ago
have you been withouth sleeping getting beat up in a dark room...and finally saw the light of your bathroom? fuck it I'll stil take ya lol
cosmicgate07 10 months ago
that hair on u = fckn amazing lol
hahahahahaah she gets BUMB rushed LOL !
jizza777 10 months ago
really funny parody of lousy infomercials, but could have left out the puke joke.
vdosvixen 10 months ago
I might need Beauty in a Box, but im sure that you don't ;P
MrFlipSkater 10 months ago
@The1stPoster I'll ride ur cock ;) Lolz
ogredan100 11 months ago
still ugly
oakleywellington 11 months ago
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carlosracettenms 11 months ago
i'm kinda frightened now...
xnindlx 1 year ago
I want you girls to sit on my dick.
The1stPoster 1 year ago
You can see the camara in the mirror in some shots, such as in 3:07 onward
SuperFastTracker 1 year ago
@SuperFastTracker Who cares?!
HugsKissesAndDreams 11 months ago
I definitely need this. Sighs
whatevs808 1 year ago
It supposed to burn. LOL
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those people were really ugly hahaha
crankatgeir 1 year ago
HAHAHA WHEN U THREW UP ON URSELF I LOST IT
purellbb59 1 year ago
Well worked guys! Though some of you didn't look too bad before!
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Cabbycabbage 1 year ago
i desperately need that
hehe
jk!!
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namitha3510 1 year ago
Was this "Beauty in the Box"video was an answer to the "Ugly People" video.
mjdc2505 1 year ago
LOL! her husband totally football tackled her! xD
707BabyBear 1 year ago 12
@707BabyBear Now she just needs to come out with a Handsome in a Box for the men, otherwise she might get a new husband! X3
Ballira 1 month ago
You looked really pretty when you played the doctor
JaderGater2 1 year ago
were u that first ugly one? i couldnt even tell if that was you
Tutiflip 1 year ago
lmao
romeyromel 1 year ago
usualy girls grow up in her age... but kinda shes not
Speadbraker 1 year ago
Thumbs up for your wigs =D
Vendolinka 1 year ago
This always make me laugh ever since it was posted
ipodgirl93 1 year ago
LMFAO @ 29999 $
hangtenprince 1 year ago
1:28 gorgeous blue eyes!! only if they were her real eye color
eddy8496 1 year ago
u look awesome with black hair :)
Kr10n1 1 year ago 2
omg that's hilarious!
pbaffina 1 year ago
beauty in my pants :P wanna check it?
Anesth3s1A 1 year ago
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Karen Alloy needs to be president of the United States Of America.
TempestaRiggs 1 year ago
LOL this girl looks like she fell off the fugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
exsportsplexgymnast 1 year ago
you know the picture of the .. wut ever that wus and the before & after, yeah that? they both look the same to me, that or there jus rly rly ugly... :]
ImDhaBombLikeTikTik 1 year ago
FUCKING UGLY WHORE!!!!!!
ACCFDoom 1 year ago
Ha3, all about boobs. Women.....
VampirateBloodR8 1 year ago
zomg the eyes!!
<3
Kserijaro 1 year ago
2:52 .... SOOOOOOO HOT, I wanna have your babies!!!
Pilotusmc2 1 year ago
this girl looks like she fell off the fugly tree and hit every tree on the way down hahahaha omg this is my fav video by you
Vidbuds1227 1 year ago
0:12 was gross
MsHunter6 1 year ago
0:12 was so gross
MsHunter6 1 year ago
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0:14 was gross
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MsHunter6 1 year ago
@MsHunter6 Then don't watch?
achug05 1 year ago
0:16 gross
0:59 grosserrr
1:24 grossesssssttt
turnipmaster 1 year ago
your eye make up as a doctor is sooo pretty
deepthistar87 1 year ago
oh my dear sweet lord jesus... lolololol. and I'm only at :28
(you so crazy ;p)
dudemanaswell 1 year ago
oh it didnt work...the number didnt work! WHAT R U TRYING TO PULL HERE U JUST MADE A YOUNG GIRL VERY VERY DEPPRESED lmao
XSophieWazHereX 1 year ago
Well HELLO there Dr.Smith
slipsour78 1 year ago
the "doctor"s face looks really orange compared to the pinky white skin.
MissMuffinToYou 1 year ago
F**K she's so HOT with the black hair ,_,
1993talka 1 year ago 14
lmao at the face you make at 2:34
monkeydavis1 1 year ago
"Pfft, I don't have to listen to you, I'm beautiful." LMAO
KoruptDawg 1 year ago 2
i know some people who really need this :)
dancestar704 1 year ago 56
You really are a strange individual. I give you props though, you'd never see me doing this kind of stuff on youtube :).
SSNWalker 1 year ago
are u sure thats beauty in a box? r u sure its not...like...candy?
monroe881 1 year ago
The girls she uses as an example just go to show you that most women can look good with enough makeup, lighting and hairstyle. Also, a woman's appearance is very versatile-a woman can be made up to look like a man and actually look like one, however a guy in drag just looks like...a guy in drag.
leep123321 1 year ago
whats this guy mean whore look? its easy to be creepy on youtube as i have posted some lewd comments myself, but i am just taking bonghits fucking around. but as i see more of these awesome videos i feel lame reading these stupid comments. this girl is hot for sure, but she is funny as hell and its for fun not sex you idiots.
lungduck 1 year ago
what is beauty if the brain is empty?
common sense xD
GineBruce09 1 year ago
@GineBruce09 it's spricket24....
jackslicl100 1 year ago
ill take 5!
jeffcoolstuff 1 year ago
ROFL, All the jealous girls look like 0:34
LOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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xxblodydovexx 1 year ago
LMAOOO
DeadEvil25 1 year ago
troll: fake and gay
666MrNoname 1 year ago
This is ur best!
singergirl0 1 year ago
ne man tits be gone in a box? do something about fat ppl.....i have man titties :), man cones, rocket chest, floppy joes, nipple slabs, bitch tits, hairy mounds? A cups, snow cones, maybe B cups? man boobs, fat deposits within the chestal region, epidermis growth, Jack Black, BOOBS!
MikePikeTike 1 year ago
i think i need beauty in a box :P
maggiecarrasco 1 year ago 51
deeam....your funny
SSGFSLS43STR 1 year ago 2
I love your eye shadow here!!!
af18chic 1 year ago
dick in a box, yeaaa
mariolqa 1 year ago
beauty is inside :) but it expreses on outside :) so do your best girls :)
mekbaa 1 year ago
lmao!!!!
what happens if you actually call that number???
KillerKikyo5 2 years ago
its not a real number
punkmonki00 1 year ago
yea but i still wana cal it.
KillerKikyo5 1 year ago
i would LOVE to learn how you made that fake unibrow.
AandCompany 2 years ago
so if u take a pig and put a box on it. it vill become a human being?
wickedroy 2 years ago
what dose fugly mean?
kkgirl97777 2 years ago
fugly means fucking ugly
gothicmetalfreak 2 years ago
i dunno... f*^& ugly??
bookworm5621 2 years ago
Fuckin' Ugly.
followmysteps332 1 year ago
oh thsnkd tips mabey look at the comments above you! i already new what fugly ment 2 weeks ago!
kkgirl97777 1 year ago
i will take 100 orders of beauty in box overnighted please!
applewhiteroad 2 years ago
brilliant
bdl6 2 years ago
Lololololololol I think it works!! Is my face supposed to bleed like this? XP
galarid8 2 years ago
Lots of my skin cells slough away when I watch your vids. Does that make you beauty in a box on youtube for the lower region?... keep 'em up ;p
CraniumOnEmpty 2 years ago
i stopped the video 26 seconds in just to say daaaaaaaaaang
yes i just cam in my pants
snoopyball 2 years ago
3:12
Holy hell, that cream really works!
Leon5k 2 years ago
I LOL'd so hard at the beginning
bilalgill101 2 years ago
Hey, Karen. I bought this product last night and it hasn't done anything. Can I get a refund or something? Hahahaha!
avrilsohot009 2 years ago
hahaha. 2:26 to 2:36 was awesome!!!!!!
monkeydavis1 2 years ago
omg you are funny
lpsbobbyj 2 years ago
lol at the end of is it suppose to burn
lpsbobbyj 2 years ago
how shallow and addlebrained
this is nonsense
just boring.
Nebelmonster 2 years ago
bahaha
travtmlfan 2 years ago
haha, did anyone else notice the fork in her hair at the end??
XneonXheartzX 2 years ago
hot lip stick bitch,,,,i meen sprick
theone91109 2 years ago
lol face seeds
spacegeeks3 2 years ago 3
wow you really know how to dress up ugly as fuck hahahah
TimTehPilot 2 years ago 2
that was actually pretty fucking funny lol. the mustache was priceless.
dwisdom10 2 years ago 3
you are really beatifull i want to contact u on line in msn or yahoo messenger can you do it?
geokaderful 2 years ago
yup- im in love
groverboat 2 years ago
3:07 ..... thats so sexy... not XD
jellierocks 2 years ago
Do you do free shipping? :]
HeartTheEternal 2 years ago
us poor gingers...
we have blond eyelashes.
do you tint your eyebrows, or are they naturally darker?
I have to tint mine :/
theonlyblueSKYE 2 years ago
lmao i know some people that need this
Flipsbytch 2 years ago
2:35 is 100% pure Wiiiiiiin!!
Hiluxtaco 2 years ago
LOL @ 2:14 BAM!
DanDaManZ06 2 years ago
I just finished eating baby food (That crap taste good so don't say anything!) and I vomited seriously when you vomited!
MissSceneNoni 2 years ago
hahhaha
y0mari3la 2 years ago
LMAO
0:21
uhuhuhuhuh
LittleMagicalFairy 2 years ago
i need handsome in a box...i fell of the fugly tree.. i scare dogs..im a horrir movie prop.. i make marilyn manson look like Fabio or Brad Pitt...
theHoustonStrangler 2 years ago 4
you would make the perfect wing man
bushki 2 years ago
0:15 this kinda grossed me out
audreyisamazingful 2 years ago
Aw Karen, yer such an eejit, lmao!!!
hollyboo21 2 years ago
lmfao this would kill u XD
militaMem3 2 years ago
you manage to be the hottest girl in every hair colour ever.....
josiahxface 2 years ago 3
0:18
ur so pretty :) lol
televisedbaggage 2 years ago
Wow i was actually eating when i saw the vommit scene .. xD but this was still ..LOL
Jurek009 2 years ago
sick
esperd 2 years ago
theres parts in this vid when u speak words with S it just brrrr lol u gota train ur breath xD try simply say sssssssssssssssss like 1 hand palm away from a candle ("on") lol if u "turn it off" ur not controloing ur breath and ur gona keep hurting my years =/ not that im that important!!!..wich i am! xD
Picobeat 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahahaha wtf
JeNNiFeR483 2 years ago
I wanted to fuck all those chicks, before they got pretty. I hate you, Beauty in the box
Cherrypoppins18 2 years ago 24
takes a lot of work eh!
ktie28 2 years ago
1:00 you may experience a slight tingling sensation, that means it's working.
STOLEN from SNl!!!
Sam26100 2 years ago
LOL LOL I love this!!! Your awsome!!
sweetiegirl97 2 years ago
Hilarious,as always :d
zeinia1980 2 years ago
LMFAO
btw, i love the doctor's eye make-up
xrachfabx 2 years ago 3
so you like the whore look, then?
BPMontana 2 years ago 4
that was so disturbing
killes456 2 years ago 28
CAME
glockpowdered 2 years ago
golly jeepers. hahahahahahaha =)
Irish111o 2 years ago
Yowza!!,she looked good with black hair too,but red wins all the time.
DiscGolf4JESUS 2 years ago 4
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
annaisjesus 2 years ago
Hahahahaha!!!!
"Is this supposed to burn?..." *bloody face*
xoxopammyxoxo 2 years ago
lmfao hahahaha awesome
StrawB3rryJammz420 2 years ago
OMG!!!! LOL!!!
icecream9090 2 years ago
eww the throw up looks gross in the beginning, super funny tho:)
audreyisamazingful 2 years ago
OMG!!! I laughed SO FRIGGIN' LOUD!!!
Hope the neighbors didn't wake up
DarcProjekt 2 years ago 2
xD The Fugly Tree
:D
2:47 hilarious. :D
JesicaJinx 2 years ago 2
0:17
becka01357 2 years ago
I think it makes your boobs grow.
lol :P
LaploShow 2 years ago 2
that vomit was DISGUSTING AND DISTURBING (wat did u use)
EmmyModal562 2 years ago 3
ahaha.
wonderful. xD
"I just had sex for the first time in 5 years"
:DDD that tickled my fancy Miss Karen xD
srcs14 2 years ago
Karen
your so crazy! hahaha
i love your videos!
justabitstrange 2 years ago
Fork in the hair... Heh, nice one :D.
FreakinEviI 2 years ago
ha ha ha is it supposed to burn lol
elefantrock44 2 years ago
I got scared when I saw her face bleeding . o.o
I love your videos Karen.
<3
ZOMGAPOTATO 2 years ago 2
at 2:51 i see a fork im here hair umm ok?? :D
littlemissflaws 2 years ago
fuck your makeup is gorgeous. please make another channel and do tutorials on it.
prettyinpunk666 2 years ago
lol 0:12 lol
karyna999 2 years ago
wow I didnt know a red head can be this hot
BruceGiron 2 years ago
"because i got sick of looking at ugly people" lol i love ur vids!
tarynproductions 2 years ago
fugly tree xD
ninjabanana29 2 years ago
xDD
Palouito 2 years ago
lol s[pricket ur vids are seriously cool and funny keep it up
runbutyoucanthide 2 years ago 2
lol fugly tree
lazyjohn00 2 years ago
Dr. Smith looked like Veneetian Princess for a few seconds
nono4koko 2 years ago