David Cross - I Drink For A Reason - Breaking Up.wmv

[djtanner604]

haha, meet up and go to "Lit"

[VirtuosicElevator]

god this is depressing :/

[b1sorun]

David, please never do that again.

[MsTrance1]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oool this is so funny

[spidii]

Perfect, exactly how I feel as of two weeks ago.

[calin4thewin]

does this stuff work? do people buy audibles from these vids?

[idelling]

a souless.. evil.. monster.. nazi-cunt of a wolf.

[redsoxfan3418]

So fucking accurate.

[muddack]

everytime someone responds to my comment i hit this bag of shit with a dislike! oooohhhh I'm such a tough guy. get a life. be upset by me!

[ChristopherDone]

@muddack Dislike is idempotent, you mongfuck.

[muddack]

@ChristopherDone ohhhh! your a tough guy!! all bad with a keyboard!! NERD, I'd love to see you in the fly flesh!

[ChristopherDone]

@muddack Okay Internet Tough Guy. You're still a mongfuck.

[muddack]

@ChristopherDone retard replied with my exact comment. at least I hate David Cross!! my kids have a fighting chance. you proabably name your kids piper or freedom or some shit!

[muddack]

@ChristopherDone oh sorry!! i forgot you have to have sex with real women to make babies! lara croft and david cross let us down again!

[ChristopherDone]

@muddack Yep, still a mong. You're not making a better case for yourself by continuing.

[whitestripesftw]

my head was in my hands by the end of this. he's got it so spot on. this fuckin sucks.

[Whisper6911]

why don't you just say: 'your a selfish lying piece of shit, and i am not interested in knowing you anymore' ?

works perfect for me...

[bigtymer01rk]

Um, yep, David is exactly right. Hit the nail right on the head.

[samaelrising666]

Yep, pretty much.

[TheIntoxicatingEgo]

Oblivious women either become trophy wives or empty losers, same difference

[muddack]

stop replying to me!, because I am getting this penis with ears hits when I come back at you. it's boring your next comment can be the last word doucher!!

[muddack]

Mr show what-the-fuck-fuck ever! see I'm so hate filled i cant even get it right. CSI wouldcatch me and I wouldn't give a fuck as long as he was ~dead~ smelling.

[SurlytheCLown]

@muddack Take some drugs kid, you really really need them.

Try punching yourself in the face first, then go from there.

[muddack]

@SurlytheCLown when you done sucking Davids cock, you will see that I was Baghdad when you were in dad's bag. you can keep the drugs... they help this ass clown appear more funny for you.

[SurlytheCLown]

@muddack you were what when I was what?  Try an education there little man, you might learn something.

[muddack]

@SurlytheCLown I wish you were a real human so I could just smash uot your cheekbones and shut you fuckhole once and for all but you persist to try to be a cool dude on your fucki'n computer. I'd back you down and fuck your ass in front of your friends. you'd like it. don't be jealous, I am just like this. stop wishing you were me, it's pathetic and desperate. please respond with a little boy comment pedophile.

[muddack]

@SurlytheCLown oh! little man?? I get it you are a woman, and that's your big line. awesome!!

[answersInNemesis]

@muddack don't be sexist

[muddack]

@answersInNemesis blacks can be racists, women can be "man-bullies", David Cross can be a Super aggro nerd! Jews can be money hoarders, Gay's can be, well they are what they are! I'll be offending at the speed of single digit typing. thanks for your concern! don't judge!

[Whisper6911]

@muddack to finish your train of thought there:

gays can be terrible dressers.

trufax

[muddack]

Am I seriously the only onw who finds his face really punchable? and his voice nasally high pitched? plastic bag over the head anyone? hated this guy since the fist time i saw him on the man show. I thought how does a fuckin fly like that get away with the things he says?? fuckin smashmouth came up with their name watching this puke! FUCK DAVID CROSS!!

[banditgrl]

@muddack how did you end up on here if you've hated David Cross that long... I am a fan of his, didn't even know he was ever on that dumb show, and just found this clip. So as someone who hates the dude why the hell did you seek his material out haha

[muddack]

@banditgrl sometimes you just click on things. I can't even remember the links i was following. no matter he sucks. and his disciples are easily upset by a comment I made aeons ago! haha! if he was in my city I might seek him out as well! would you like to know why? he's lucky I don't gay bash!... well not intentionally!

[banditgrl]

@muddack meh at least your honest.... whatevs.

[jvilla21]

that two week phase has been 4months and counting for me.

[MoonPisces029]

pure brilliance

[zmarcusz]

I wish i could see more Mr. Show

[Bambiezbotron]

@zmarcusz Me too, I've been watching Mr.Show again for the 1000th time and I wish they could make more... Some of the best comedy I've ever seen, and nice and subversive too.

[magnieto1]

And the inner dialogue is the worst. Yep.

People who have been... "dumped" unite... and commiserate. I guess. Cunts.

[lonememe]

So seriously good it hurts. I just went through this a few months back, and I really wish I heard this then. The audiobook is well worth listening to, even though he adamantly berates you the whole time because audiobook listeners are lazy and dumb =p

[kokopellifan1]

There were some things on here I found annoying, but for the most part I like Cross's style.

[Redsparrowe123]

Bukowski meets comedy. Brilliant, poignant, and so so true. I don't need a journal anymore, I have David Cross.

[ChaseKittens]

Brilliant.

[DASRH]

"Nazi Monster Cunt of a wolf".

Yup.

Been there.

[ihaveblink]

One of the stand-out chapters of the book.

[natmanprime]

daaaamn.....

helpful stuff