Advicey the Talking Cat

[catbass93]

I know Max lives in New Bedford, and I know New Bedford is largely Portuguese, so just for the heck of it, I translated Advicey's lines into Portuguese:

Matei três ratos e já deixaram seus corpos mutilados na varanda!

Eu preso atenção apenas para as pessoas que me dão comida!

Eu tenho as farpas em meu genitais que me dão dor horrível depois de imoralidade sexual!

Agora, eu jogo até a pele da minha bunda lambeu!

[qwertydeluxe]

Martin Dean... I see what you did there :)

This is still one of my favorite of your squirm-comedy offerings.

[DemonFishy5]

Aren't you allergic to cats? are talking cats a different species?

[PeachPiggy]

Haha... Advicey... what a funny, stupid, dumb name:)

[minetruly]

Hahaha, Advicey's voice is frickin' AWESOME.

[nostalgicnineties]

Hey you genius mastermind, I am writing this BEFORE watching the video to tell you that although I know how good you are I don't think that the actual video could be even funnier than it's title...

[septip123]

3:03: I'm crying...I'm laughing very hard

[Blueyedgirl357]

lmfao!

[llcdrdndgrbd]

man, the barbed penis thing...Gaaaawd.

[ErichoTTA]

That's true. I've studied the biology of cats and that does happen.

[JubJubtheWonderHippo]

That was awesome, lol. I wish advicey was MY cat.

[ivyquin]

That was horribly awesome.

[ErichoTTA]

Starts off really slow, but so worth it in the end.

[52ofem]

After the cat wasn't talking for a while, I sort of predicted it would have a weird voice.

[disastertruck]

I like how the professor guy wasn't even in the film. x3

[JWolps]

Or Wildcat.

[TheShadowStrikes]

Ahh! Advicey you old dog!

[JohnnyEscutia]

hello gringo, you would be a great english teachre for foreigners (like me), you speak very clear.

[JallieNarz]

That was so funny!

And Advicey is cute, especially when she's giving helpful advice. :D

[gio2475]

That's the kind of advice my cat gives.

"I only pay attention to people that feed me!"

[plainbond]

ʎuunɟ

[Beshrewed]

I am sure this is what my cat Rufus would be saying too.

[OliviaGoth]

haha very clever max

[calabacin90]

This reminds me very much of 1949's Dating Do's and Don'ts, apart from the talking cat of course.

And that is not a real rotary dial phone, you cheater :P I have three if you need an authentic prop.

[Eyoda12]

You make real funny videos. Creative dude. =D

[DonnntBeACoconut]

your videos make me all warm and fuzzy in the inside (: .....i hope its not a disease.

[Maddyisnotshort13]

I sure did enjoy it - and then some.

All my phonecalls are like this and they all end up with me taking the adice of a talking cat and then following a rabbit down a rabbit hole and all kinds of crazy adventures.

[ProfDizzyZoo]

why did this remind me of carrie

[BubbleGumFishGirl]

Hm. Is your cat possibly related to mine? He is black and very fluffy, and he often yells at me and tries to talk me in to burning the house down.

[BillyTheTapeworm]

Lulz... How did you obtain a sweater-vest... I want one.

[beepmotherfuckerbeep]

It belongs to me and you can't have it.

[radabird]

The phone conversation was deliciously awkward :]

[thecameramoose]

I want a cat that will give me advice like that!

[Vicious516]

More Wildcat

[MarcoBat16]

He's always causing shenanigans.

[plainbond]

f*cking hilarious!!!

[Veelasiren]

The War of the World's poster was a nice touch, as well as Martin fixing his hair to talk on the phone:) Also, Rick Pacheco really does look like a professor.

[MarcoBat16]

That's actually my beloved monster movies calendar. I left it in the shot because it fits the era.

[hunterahp]

Wait... how does it end? Does Shirley go to the movies with him? Do they go steady?

Must...resolve...narrative...

[MarcoBat16]

I was going to, and then I realized I might as well just end the video at the punchline.

[plaidraptor]

Why doesn't Max have a fan club?

[MarcoBat16]

Start one.

[camrenishot1]

He has a cult religion instead.

[eww66]

But his religion died last year when people forgot about it. We need a Maxism revival. Where's our pope?

[camrenishot1]

And who the hell has the face-wiping paper of holy significance?

[eww66]

Ah, Max. Brilliant. Also, at 2:24, there's some weird background talking that I noticed. Just thought I'd point it out. I wish I had a cat like Advicey. Or maybe I just wish I had a pet. Or maybe I just want someone to love me unconditionally. [sad sigh] (I'm kidding.)

[MarcoBat16]

Me: Do you think the mic picked up that talking?

Ryan: Nah, I think we'll be good.

But to his credit we were kind of rushing it and didn't have much time to play it safe because four other cats had run away from the camera.

[Maddyisnotshort13]

Yep, you definietly have to be careful when working with cats and the field of technology.

[lostandsafe]

Thank God you got Jenna's appearance in one of your videos out of the way. Now we never have to see or hear from her again.

[aidoanto221]

wow max! i didnt know the potter puppet pals were sooooooo big!

i joke, i joke, dont take away out commenting rights again.

[NeilCicierega]

Ahaha brilliant. That's a girl cat though. No spiky dick.

[anonymous9067]

:O

Is that who I think it is...

[MarcoBat16]

Yes, it's Elvis.

[sandybeach1964]

I lov the vids of urs but the cat coul of been neautured

[MarcoBat16]

You know very well I just used the first cat who didn't run off.

[RageTreb]

That rotary phone is a PHONY!!

[MarcoBat16]

I considered just spinning my finger around it anyway but then decided that would look extra crappy.

[l101177]

aahahahahahhahaaaa...great.

[HotaruMimiuchi]

That was funny. My cat would probably tell me to shut up and feed him or let him outside.

[Lili7evans]

Advicey is magical. Glad to have semi-regular Max vids again.

[MarcoBat16]

I'm doing my best to get on a weekly schedule. Don't hold me to that, though.

[Teeheelalahe123]

Good work as always sir!

[nekomusume11]

Nice video! My cats would say pretty similar stuff, I bet. Although they don't leave presents...

[ultamatebeatlefan]

im gunna name my cat advicey........ after i get rid of all the red clothing in my home

[CrispyCC]

...and organize all products in alphabetical order to ward away evil spirits.

[JesstotheTess]

lol this video is awesome!!! good job max!!!!

[lovise14]

I couldn't take my eyes off the owl picture in the background when you were talking to Advicey. It reminded me of Hedwig.

Funny video :-)

[numberings]

fantastic in every way imaginable.

[soupdragon90]

Lol, good job man!

[Daxinel03]

That was hilarious. great vid

[Stunt52Productions]

ha ha funny! good job

[LMPPrincess]

thismade me happy ( :

[rokth]

Hilarious

[plainbond]

f*cking brilliant!!!!!!

[roxyqueen2]

Ha, this is a brilliant video.

I'm pretty sure that if my cat gave advice like Advicey, it would be exactly like that XD

[ohmygoditsjeff]

YAY :D

[GladHeAteHer7]

haha, YES, FIRST, ALSO, YES!