Re: @PressleyPride | Old Spice Mano a Mano

[Sweezlballin]

I'll take an M1 tank with golden body, silverplated and jewel encrusted treads and massive ruby projectiles that explode on impact, creating an explosion equal to dropping bombs on hyroshima.

I also want an escalade, black body with neon green trim, tv and game consoles inside.

AND! i want Shay Fox and Alexis Amore (Look em up on porn hub) to be my personal sex slaves/ my bitches. As well at golden deagle and $1,000,000,000,000,000 CAD, in un marked bills, dont ask me why. get me that!!!!

[applefacepie]

id like $30501 and 2cents

i can be bought

[Magunn3su]

You have to meet the requirements of being the old spice guy in the old spice guy book

these requirements include speaking fluent dragonic and having laser eyes

i am fairly certain you don't even meet those two requirements

[ozzyboy696969]

you know you you suck? cuz all the time you just beg people to like you...

[rico1057]

1+1=2 so you lose.

[JustinJonasGirl]

on theee twitter. Fabio ur rly funny,

[justinfrnfr]

looks and sounds like bruno except with more hair XD

[rugger744]

Nice hair tho !

[caity4052]

well..maybe we hate you because you refer to yourself as a 3rd person.

[caity4052]

*cough cough* all he has is a pair of man boobs, and some blubber on his stomach. u cant compare to the old spice guy so please. give up !

[gregster245]

1 million might make me join your team

[MultiToaster123]

this made me seriously doubt my support for old spice guy.... who should i support!

[thereaIblackcerberus]

You gotta admire Fabio's approach at least.

I mean, I'm with Team Old Old Spice Guy, I'm just saying.

[redflamingarrow]

you look to girly like a little girl to win my heart, old oldspice guy ftw!

[TheOnlyTechnoFish]

Please, if you can't take a joke don't watch these videos. You are ruining it for the people who can.

[winterboy1990]

@TheOnlyTechnoFish exactly !!

[NG98LP]

problem if fabio, we dont like change

[yvonnethomson12]

Fabio if you took your shirt of and put on a towel i will vote for you i like seeing sexy abs ok and trust be if you took of your shirt i will like you. LOL

[Devilwolf084]

quit your career

[UND3N1ABLE2]

fabio, the reason you suck is cuz you're not funny

[ExtremeSpawn525]

Check list:

-shave your head

-lose the accent

-don't have two left hands

[TheFacebookName]

team chuck norris..

[BrotherPrimus]

Do you understand fluid mechanics?

[bucketface123]

Fabio is so caring!

[xVietStylezz]

Are you on a horse? NO!

I'm on a Laptop

[wolfvckingvision]

his voice frustrates the fuck out of me

[he4rt5]

the song you sang earlier?

my ear did not love it.

[OMGitsacookiez]

Your bathroom is the least manly place I have ever seen... and I have been in a lot of tampon factories.

[QUAAAZ1]

@OMGitsacookiez It's not a bathroom you fucking idiot.

[senorevildeathbee]

811 people can tell their dad they love him

[fuzzy15946]

lol i think fabio should just give up i mean he looks like he is going to cry lol i mean why does he want it so badly is it like his only job?

[xxkrismagus777xx]

Ok this duel is not fair...

Next:

Old spice guy vs Chuck norris

Do this, and I switch to oldspice.

[alexxross]

KILL IT! KIIIILL IIIIIIIT!

[MrJunkman555]

2 right hands...oh god i hope he doesn't have two d.......

[SMOKINFIRE88]

be black american and have a towel and also an epic beard

[muaythai661]

nothing against you fabio, your a great guy. But you come no where close to isiah

[spunklejew]

so fabio has two left hands

[nennypsycho]

SPEAK ENGLISH DAMNIT!

[BadIsInAll]

you can make me happy by getting off Old Spice?

[SoulStatement]

blow the wind

too easy

universe dead lifts now

[BigGR0X]

no one likes fabio cuz fabio speaks in the 3rd person

[UnicoMawer]

@BigGR0X Ahm... no just no

[hotdudeftw]

TBH i think Old spice are faking this whole fabio thing , cuz Old spice guy always win on Challenges ect ect..

[AlesandroMoon]

TELL MY DAD I LOVE HIM CAUSE I CANT SAY IT lol

[ryandrums1001]

go fabio

[kojikatsuya]

The only thing you can make us believe is that it's not butter.

[mummyasdfg]

nothing



[itchreliever]

Fabio is growing on me

[boon222222]

jesus, why are you all mad at fabio? he was a legend in modeling before mustafa was even born. Fabio is doing this simply for fun, he has no need or want to be yet another marketing spokesperson. He's doing it for the fans, which apparently don't appreciate it.

[W3WillSoar]

@boon222222 They're both doing this for fun, stop taking it so seriously.

[Mikey2sam]

I just came to see how bad fabio was doing.

[KitoLovesPasta]

What team? Everyone love the (old) old spice guy, sorry.

[TheBerry15]

You can't even speak fluent dragon.

Or english for that matter..

[CallofDutyMW232]

Leave .__.

[skannin]

STOP BEING MEAN TO FABIO GOD DAMMIT!! 

[ironfinal]

Terry Crews is the best old spice guy

[MrMjrcruz]

i think the best thing to do is leave and go back to your old commercials riding a horse on the beach with your hair blowing in the wind.

[RavenOps520]

MAYBE THET SHOULD BE CO-OLD SPICE GUYS LIKE A TAG TEAM :0!!!!

[skannin]

@RavenOps520 CO-OLD spice guys?!?! :O!!!!!! I'm intrigued!!!

[RavenOps520]

@skannin YEAH :D!

[Ezkaton]

Fabio, maybe being more spontaneous may help. At the moment, you are not worth 10% of Isaiah.

[Corios]

hahahaha fabio is hilarious!

[DKC1011]

Paint your skin black, cut off all of your hair, tuck in your stomach, go to eroticos 9, come back, wear more towels, be less st00pid. this is what you can do.

[MrIpodtouchey]

fabio puts the old in old spice

[ihateracism1000]

be black, be funny, be ripped, cut ur hair, stop wearing shirts and NUMBER ONE! UR NOT IN A EL BANO

[128ve980Always]

He's not sexy like Old Spice Guy

[Redwingsfan210]

You could bring basketball back

[Th3KiD88]

just ride on a horse after u transform some tickets in diamonds on a boat. :P

and THEN i will think about liking u. :P

[Areallykelwguy]

Fabio is a BEAST!

it's just Mufasta is a God :/

[mrcitrus5]

maybe if you were funny?

[LuqAtMeNow]

Is it so hard to appreciate the new forms of humor that Fabio brings to Old Spice?

[AJVersatility19]

@LuqAtMeNow What form of humor would that be?

[UltimateReviews1]

How about you kill yourself?

[salindy13]

@UltimateReviews1 Ok. Now that's just too over-the-top, as much as we dislike Fabio.

[rsdewd]

team fabio ! go fabio ! ur the best!

[rsdewd]

@vampdow oh that explains it :D

[CanadaDan1971]

Nothing against Fabio, but I just liked the old Old Spice guy better. He just seemed more.... I don't... awesome.

[ehayes3791]

fabio is just a poor actor...that's why i don't like him. at least old oldspice guy is convincingly awesome.

[corensam]

oh fabio I am truly sorry but for some of us change is hard and we love the old spice guy, also as the old spice guy's second in this dual I recommend the both of you to agree to a draw

[seriousamm]

LOL 2 RIGHTS!!! omg man i love it

[diamondboy9]

be black.

[xMonsterz1911]

Down with FABIO!!!!!!!!!!!

[tpopindaddies]

You're number one, FABIO!!!!!!!

[Alabelle92]

is it me or does he sound like shrek?

[Quocipher]

I LIKE THIS GUY. WHY YOU HATIN

[thedelawarepoet]

On tweeder lol

[Infectedmushroomz]

haha dont worry, you still put a smile on my face. Your all right fabio :)

[MrDavidock]

Fabio is fucking gold.

[IsisChild]

Fabio is great to me...as long as he doesn't speak. his accent is so thick it's really hard to make out his words....

[stickywister]

he speaks in third person... thats fucking sweet

[JojoTheUnstoppable]

Ur not naked with a towel covering u, and u don't have a jet propulsion degree

[cows7788]

You're not in a towel.

[LadyWeasel]

Do the Chicken Dance!

[snigam35]

cut off your hair!

[supersane101]

I don't respect you because you could see the foam fingers for most of the video. You're supposed to randomly pull them out and surprise us remember?

[neverdie5enzocasal]

You can back down. Then you're worthy... of using old spice

[hahayourfunny94]

He needs to learn to keep his hands down like Isiah. You could see the foam fingers the whole video!

[dolom1]

Hes 1 and 1 wich mean 2

[youidiotbleh]

Hahah, oh Fabio, you are definitely charming. I'll give you that <3

[JMason814]

Fabio isn't that bad, it's just literally no one can overtake Isiah Mustafa as the Old Spice Guy. and to be honest, your comedic timing and dry humor is off and tiring.

[rsdewd]

@vampdow ok ok ok ducks beavers? wtf? how did we end up talking about animals ?

[FiyahMuzik]

Ok, this 1 was actually kinda funny.

[bigmama88885]

ahahahah pussy Fabio is getting scared

[rsdewd]

@vampdow but they are different colours.

[amberw1996]

Sorry those were unnatural pauses please try again

[PaGGe94]

SHAVE YOUR HEAD! THEN I'LL JOIN YOUR TEAM

[BaZingATBBT]

be awesome like the REAL Old Spice Guy

[CounterNerd]

Cut your hair and lose the accent.

[superanimeniac]

fabio, if you're going to have props on your hands, dont show them in the shot until the joke, it ruins it. The REAL old spice guy never makes this mistake!

[Adubaas]

fabio is homosexual!

[ashthegreat]

This guy should change his baby blue tanktop and wear a black or red one instead to look manlier.He looks like a pussy lol.

[McBawse]

You could have kept your props hidden until it was time to use them.

[theminiman33]

you know what confuses ME fabio? how you talk about yourself in third person like elmo. yeah, get wrecked.

[epidemic2006]

fabio can you please pull off a epic romance novel pose you'll have my vote, my mums vote and every other mothers in the universe

[derock173]

Fabio is just a doush wannabe who talks in the third person long live isaha mustafa ska the awesomely epic old spice guy

[TheMikShow]

you need to be shirtless, lets see if you have that old man gut going yet :P

[sparkie1j]

now i feel kina sorry for him fabio is cool but i like isaha better

[BinRandom]

Fabio, in nazi Germany, you would be the winner... but they kinda lost the war so you will too

[nickz777]

you guys are heartless!! Uncle Fabio's just being himself!! He's cool!!

But Bro. Isaiah's awesome too! so stop saying that Uncle Fabio sucks because he isn't! :((

[zeniawulfe]

Fabio SUCKS!

[thankqwerty]

He lacks the overwhelming confidence of the other old spice guy.

The other guy would just say shut up and look at my abs.

[SmartTofu]

FAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL

[GodShadowdeath]

be shirtless!!

[023222323]

duuuuude.. you have 2 right hands

[loqutor]

Be Isaiah Mustafa...that's how.

[NWL]

I LOVE THIS.

[RichyBabess]

Learn Dragon.

[MiniMoore11]

learn  english...thats a good start..

[ThruSkryingCoagula]

boo fuck this deuche bag.

[Gauntlets]

Here's an idea, Fabio... Be Isaia Mustafa! Kthxbai.

[Rosietoesie]

sorry man.

[kiravintio]

give fabio a break guys, we all can't be old-old spice guy now can we?

[TurtleShroom]

Fabio, get off of Old Spice. You are far too fruity to be the face of the manliest product on God's earth. I want the OLD Old Spice Man back!!

[XxArmorDylanxX]

Love you Fabio

[ar14545]

You should just go away is what you should do

[fioreas]

look at his chest,its a fake chest with some fake muscles.u can see it from his neck

[feaverofhell1]

why does fabio talk in third person? loll

[damian12095467]

I'm sorry but team fabio is complete bull crap

[BlackCat3331]

to tell the truth, i was kind of creeped out at the end ....

[SentimentalJuice]

Take your shirt off, be in a towel...and make your beautiful hair blow in the wind. SERIOUSLY. WORK IT GIRL.

[MusicandPocky]

I LOVE YOU FABIO

[Seereeus]

Fabio= Foreveralone

[HeyLookItsASpah]

@Seereeus Fabieveralone?

[josemartinezofficial]

i dont care what you say fabio is tha man! hes just... older....

[Theatregrl14]

within 30 seconds of watching this video it went from 354-361 dislikes :)

[cocoliciousness]

Go back to doing butter commercials.

[ozzyUzumaki]

humm,,, all you would have do for me is develop dark savory skin that glistens in the moon light calling all extinct animals back to life.also you must have been born with a manly yet beautiful man face hair of manly ruggedness that can only be cut by flying directly through the center of the sun. And of course the ability to speak perfect Dragon would help.

[yaoiobsetion]

@ozzyUzumaki Such poetry!



[SuperSniperBEAST]

you colud die!!!....naww thats just mean....you should cut your hair

[justhellokittyber]

He looks like a girl in the picture :|

[duvillas]

OH GOD! YOU HAVE TWO RIGHT HANDS!!! And 1+1 = 2

[WolfDemonProductions]

He had to wear those through the video. Isaiah would just make them appear at the end.

[WeepyProphet]

You think Fabio is wearing clothes by choice? Never. He's just making this a fair fight. Once his shirt's off, you won't be shocked by how instantly you go gay.

[YESobamaCANfuckupUSA]

@WeepyProphet

hahaha nice one

[Everyman1337]

1. Hit the gym.

2. Lose the accent.

3. Incorporate more "manliness" into your videos.

4. Lose the girly tang-top.

5. Obtain a less sexually ambiguous hair-cut.

6. Don't just "whisper" Fabio, DECLARE it!

7. Team up with a dragon or a tiger shark. Or a dragon tiger.

8. Go back in time and stop yourself from appearing on "Big Time Rush"

9. Stick with more props.

[koopaatroopa]

Fabio you are a man, but old spice guy is THE man. The infinite Chuck Norris created both of you an infinite time ago, but the old spice guy was givin his title first. To late noob.

[almostSkater411]

wouldn't that be number 2???

[bubblesh]

could you be wearing a tighter shirt?

[Coraircate]

Give your sister her tanktop back. And maybe her hair, too.

[Dman3981]

So far the only thing he has going is that he can make himself have 2 right hands, but Isaiah can make himself have 26.7 right hands plus two middle hands so it doesn't even matter.

[LAWL95]

The shirt! Get rid of the shirt!