My Preacher

[mathers1on1]

CUUUUT THAT BITCH OFFF!

[blp173rd10]

This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen!!!!

[Amithrius]

Best troll ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dodalalal91]

surely he going To heaven~ lol

[alnarweeg92]

this guy is surely high on the "holy ghost"

[cmcneill60]

@alnarweeg92 high on crack LOL

[666YGDER]

Is this guy for real? If he's real the end is near brothers and sisters!

[getlostupig]

this guy is a legend, you cunts can eat some horse shit.

[Poodleinacan]

I bet he's a Pimp! ...and he looks like he is holding a Yellow Pages book...

[ADizzls]

This nigga smokin PCP,rock cocaine, not me-him,that aint my preacher!

[CALICOTV301]

LMFAOOOOOOOOO! "Bitch Im flowing straight from the survival scroll. CUT THAT BITCH OFF!" hahaha

[CALICOTV301]

"AHAHAHA LOOK THE YELLOW PAGES" LMFAOOOOOO!

[zeroapathy666]

repeat it after me bitch hahaha

[Mineav]

Rockin' and preachin' to the gospel song of 'Bop Bun' by Ice Cube. Whatever he's on, it's a hell of a drug.

[iloveyoumrfrodo]

4:25 happiest face ever, in the name of the holy spillit.

[melanestarr9]

Lmao(CRYING)

[kesaresan]

the n1



[valdostaguru]

cocaine is a helluva drug

[SarsecPally]

Anyone happen to know where I can locate Earf on a map of the solar system?

[Mineav]

@SarsecPally I'd help you, but I'm trying to afford my 'legality' fees at the moment.

[vartkesn]

cocaine is a powerful drug!

[Mech610]

Why is he like, slowly flying around the screen? What is that effect supposed to convey?

[VisionofOrion]

someone get him a guest spot on the 700 club. You can even have the smooth R&B music playing in the background and wobbly camera angles

dont forget to call (213)-730-9589 for guest appearences

[TheGreatRTSGamer]

"i ain't following white is wrong?!?!xD

[bobk522]

God i love this vid

[THEradonrandel]

"Its not a competition, its a cooperation, stupid ass house NIGGA"

LMFAO

[lunovintoys]

what his name?

[kinglooney187]

CRACK is a hell of a drug

[neglesaks]

"are you laughing biotch".

God truly loves America.

[Lovesickdope]

3:44

4:10

4:20

4:43

5:12

5:47

7:20

8:06

[dvergmengu]

WOW....GOD REALLY DID A NUMER ON TOUR TEETH, DID`NT HE...

[Mineav]

Actually, the song might be Ice Cube's take on "One Nation Under a Groove" called "Bop Gun (One Nation)"; I can't really tell. Either way...

[JustinCase10261]

I COME IN THE NAME OF THE SPIT! FOLLOW WHITEY'S RULE!! COME IN THE SPIT! OF JAYZUS!

[dvergmengu]

why did God take your tooth...?

[LAconfi323]

song?

[Mineav]

@LAconfi323

The song is: "One Nation under a Groove (1978)" by Parliament Funkadelic

watch?v=pNoj-PZbcO8

I've seen many request info on the song, so hopefully that helps.

[kairosmaxima]

Repeat after me BITCH!! I come in the name of Jesus...

Ha ha ha! Crazy ass preacher

[Davidwhiteseven7]

cut that BITCH OFF

[n64wilbert]

One Nation Under Groove 1978 bitch!!

[Mopo3oB44]

"bitch im flowin' straight from the survival scroll, CUT THAT BITCH OFF!"

[fightboxing4545]

lmao i love the music at the end, sounds like some mavis beacon shit

[bennyscot27]

lmfao he cant pronounce communication

[OldLadyUU]

He's not holding a bible, he's holding a phone book! 03:45

[Mineav]

@OldLadyUU Yeah, it probably is a phone book. I doubt this dude could actually afford to buy a bible, or is smart enough to, uh, 'find' one for 'free'...

[lockyjose]

ahahaha quote " i make my ass very available " end quote

[TheBengals88]

this guy isn't drunk, the camera man is



[dnlcast2]

This guy isnt drunk, and he isnt joking...black folks are cursed, hes just being himself, only God can help these people

[tomatoxflames]

this idiot was on Tosh.O with a worthless redemption.. "Definitely turn water into Alize"

[JerseyRagazzo]

@paigefive Too bad you still can't spell, and that I'm not ignorant. So you're just using the word nigger, because you know I'm right. That's why you're pissed off. On YouTube. I think it's time for you to get a life. I'm just replying to piss you off again because it's funny.

[EJValidus]

Does anyone know what song is playing in the backround?

[Ratacon2004]

I bet you a million dollars this guy has at least more then 5 follower who thinks he is God.

[raysmith1991gmail]

Before you read the rest of this, know that I don't mind blacks.

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID NIGGER :D

[joshwason6659]

nigger mullet

[paigefive]

FUCK YOU NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT SCHOOL WHEN YOU AND YOU MOTHER ARE OUT THERE SUCKING COCK FOR CRACK MONEY ASSHOLE.FUCKING STUPED DOPEY NIGGERS SHOOTING OFF THERE FINGERS ON YOUTUBE.NAPPEYHEAD BITCH.

[JerseyRagazzo]

This video is awesome. Btw @pagefive or whatever you like to call yourself. I think you need to go back to school and take an English class. You can't spell for shit with all of that rage flying out from your fingertips on to a post on YouTube.

[paigefive]

@JerseyRagazzo THIS IS FOR YOU JERSEY NIGGER

[paigefive]

HA.HA WHAT A STUPED HALF BREED MONKEY MOTHER FUCKER. YOU LOOK WHITE ASSHOLE.THATS BECAUSE MY GREAT GRANDFATHER FUCKED YOUR MAMMY AND YOUR WHAT POPED OUT A CRACKHEAD HOUSE NIGGER READING THE YELLOWPAGES.NOW YOU KNOW WHY WE CANT HELP BEING RACEIST. YOU MAKE IT THAT WAY.SOMEONE PUT THIS MONKEY BACK IN ITS CAGE.

[JWadGallery]

@paigefive so u gonna be racist over one dummy? haha, people like u crack me up because ur really the scum of the earth. not your skin color but your ignorance and your hatred. ur a walking, talking , hypocrite. ur the real monkey!

[Shadowsilverlane]

Anybody resistin, Goddamn my ass...kissin!!

[humanparadox]

I saw God dangling out of my ass this morning after that Waffle House debacle last night

[humanparadox]

I LOVE this for some reason lol............cant get enough!!

[luckytaco97]

@humanparadox

me too. its so weird yet this guy is so interesting. kinda disturbing too.

[AKg0Lden]

House Nigger

[CaeserOct]

If you go to "y0mrtWO1KX8", you can see he's clearly talking to someone. Well done, who ever put this music to the background to make him seem crazier than he is.

[CaeserOct]

1:47 "Let's stay focused". Ironic words given the swinging around of the camera.

[CaeserOct]

Atleast he's discovered Jesus so he's good.

[n64wilbert]

LMAO! Can somebody tell me what Parliment Funkadelic cover of One Nation under a Groove is

[deez723]

@n64wilbert Cover is used on an Ice Cube song from way back. Bop Gun.

[Roseh77]

This is so fucking awesome.

[theRagingAtheist666]

isn't this the church Obama goes to...?? LOL

[74karonligon]

I want to go to his church!!!!!lol!!

[XmastergsanX]

Is this real or a parody?

[albeacho]

7:27 - "You fucking nincom-fucking-poop." LMAO

[ezyccn30]

Is this the

vin diesel of truth!!!!

[thegreenghost1000]

can anyone tell me the song

[accepthisname]

123 nincom-fuckin-poops

[RedPirateLord]

I make my ass ~very~ available.

[TheGrangusto]

what the hell is this is this a joke or something??

[GordosMama1111]

if u turn off the music, close your eyes and actually LISTEN what he is saying is truth and i am not a christian. i'm not anything. i love this man. i would love to talk to him. ONE NATION UNDER A GROOVE. stop hating. yea its funny editing i laugh too but i cant help but come back to this and take it more and more seriously as i look at my world.

[tommytoploader]

@GordosMama1111 i am glad i am not the only one who thinks this man is telling the truth. For a while there i thought i might be loosing it, but watching it again, he's totally on the money.

[Normpercy]

this is why all niggers must hang

[PatronizingBastard]

@Normpercy Fucking WAY too far, you racist piece of shit.

[chessecaketv]

@Normpercy hey i could find a video with a redneck and say this is why all crackers must hang, but do i lol? your ignorant as fuck, All niggers should hang cause 1 stupid black preacher is retarded? all white people should be hanged cause there ignorant well thats what i see from you naive piece of shit

[Shadowsilverlane]

Looks like the yellow pages  AHH HAWWWW!!!

[HORRoRFrEak4EvEr1]

im hindu and this is badass

[Fersomling]

You wanna laugh? This guy now wants to be a theoretical physicist.

[MykeSorrel]

Atheist here and I wish this guy had a church lolol, I GOT THAT GLOCK LOCK BACK.

[MotoAtheist]

This guy is awesome and I'm atheist!

[crookhunter]

Obamas newest pastor

[xpoondiggy]

@crookhunter hey white internet troll...put away that expired race card...

[lonnie333]

This guy's whiter than I am hahahaha

[mehlville97]

this is the best video on youtube period. Keep up the good work. I just became born again thanks to you.

[BriggsRed]

I don't think the best part of this video is what hes saying.

The crazy camera just magnifies the hilarity, its like hes floating around.

[chum4bitz]

Anyone who dislike like it can kiss his ass it.

[keelenmarcus]

CUT THAT BITCH OFF

[pstchaseki]

He must be some bum off the street

[ChristianIce]

This video is now part of a Remix that I think (and hope) you will enjoy ;)

If you will like it, please share it, it tooks a lot to put it together ..

watch?v=GH4Tk8G02xA

Cheerz!

[dakinlott]

I like what your doing!!! Keep planting seeds :) even tho you cuss and what not your still going to get souls :) God bless everyone that has posted on this guys status love you all!

[hatfieldd]

Meth kills the brain cells

[Machinistscott]

Ask Jesus to fix yo teef! LOL

What a joke.

Evolve already hommie.

[6ii1ii9]

@Machinistscott he aint worried biotch

[AllApologiesMike]

Ol' Dirty Bastard preachin' the good word.

[YungMalThaKid]

@AllApologiesMike neva thot of dat u got me laffn like him

[FordGT555]

BITCH I'M FLOWIN' STRAIGHT FROM THE SURVIVAL SCROLL!

[erlopez2]

Is that Yosemite Park in the background?

[briank06261973]

@erlopez2 I think so.

[MegaRichard1961]

This is great!!!!!!

[oldoipunk]

He definitely smoked a fat blunt before he did this!

[8bitsorcerer]

@genxxxersize

[stymi2]

wuts up with tha background scene??

[iSOdushman]

CracKpreacher

[zodiak650]

I'm not religious and all but this fucking preacher fucking rules!! They gotta get this fucker in the Vatican. He's make sure he personally puts a bullet in all of those molester priests and clean house.

[TheSatanwarrior]

Learn The Truth. JOYOFSATAN,COM

[Notgoingnowhere]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooool jokes

[SantanaEliasJeremy]

117 are DOOMED

[NYSkinny]

que porra é essa

[devito108]

i ll love to see this guy on judgment day. God is gonna give him a toasting lol. imagine if u wer God and someone was speakin shit bout you

[zodiak650]

@devito108 LMAO HAHAHA @ what you said. I don't believe in god and devil rubbish but If I so agree with you

[TheCruzProduction]

@devito108 lol

[YungMalThaKid]

i can barely hear wat da callers r sayn

[OmeCoatl323]

I never knew God was a crack addict living on welfare. That explains why I haven't seen him around in the last 2,000 years.

[MatsPT]

You have been alive for the last 2000 years? Fantastic.

[MrNickmani]

Is that some kind of black mullet this bald headed smurf is sporting?

It's workin' for ya dude! Yo ass is golden!

[ejdf870]

This is a parody...............right?

[SantanaEliasJeremy]

Cut that bitch off!

[Mikal2clutch]

CTFU!!!!!

[AndrewWallace1]

U NeenCum Fucking Poop!

[Derail07]

Ruler of Heaven and EARF!

[jamesncj]

I dont give a fuck what you think bitch. Yo thoughts aint my thoughts... Cut that bitch off!!! 5mins 40secs. fuckin hilarious

[BigGunsBradford]

Anybody resisting can God damn my ass kissin

[csmpeoil]

what's this song called?

[TheEsquire212]

@csmpeoil Parliament - One Nation Under a Groove

[brianinchilliwack]

i love how he just osolates around the stage

[Basolutno]

hahaha nicom fucking poop

[deltoid3030]

does this guy have a service or a show or something? hes answering calls or some shit. 

[Daghead]

haha "shut your ass up!"

[Heptasmegistus]

Fuckin Nincom Fuckin Poop! Hahahahaha! Anyone notice his Bible + body become transparent at 1:03?

[ieatporkpies]

i come in the name of jesus BITCH

[woowee53]

The only preacher who wouldn't mind me smoking a blunt during mass.

[fredaskp]

This guy is the most awesome preacher ever.

[spankrod]

"Life isn't a competition. It's cooperation." Deep stuff. I still say we need to get a petition going to have this guy rolling on a national tour.

[Konvictedjeezy]

THE DEVIL IS A MOTHER FUCKIN LIAR! I Gotta love this guy!

[Konvictedjeezy]

THE DEVIL IS A MOTHER FUCKIN LIAR!

[AnthonyGF]

This guy is embarrasing and ignorant. Shows how low human beings can go. He definitely has mental issues. To bad.

[p4ndiamond]

Earf

[yeska68]

"bitch im flow-n str8 from the survival scrolls" quote of the day! ....i culd almost respect this til he showed us his hair cut. Smh.

[hwelljgti06]

CUT THAT BITCH OFF!

haha... comedy gold

[MrJohnnyrace]

Whos the man that wont cop out, shaft. This guys on crack.

[vicek668]

what his name?

[fritzfit]

Beauch..Too funny!

[apostatesspeak]

I would go his church ...for a laugh.

[ExiledGenius]

next caller...

[ExiledGenius]

The bad cameraman makese it even funnier

[jwjh1269]

Tosh.0

[AquaHarmony]

What's with that dayum hairstyle!!!! LMAO!!! Pure Comedy!!!

[brucewolfII]

Who is this JUNKIE?

[FreedomResistance]

Wow, the real jesus would be so proud. NOT.

[halofhellproductions]

Okay 201 is a new jersey number so I suppose since hes acting like a whale after giving birth to a motorcycle Hes From Maryland!

[TheEsquire212]

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WUT YOU THANK, BIIIIITCH!!! MY THAWTS AIN'T CHO THAWTS!!! CUT DET BITCH OFF!!!

[TheEsquire212]

THIS NIGGA IS OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[DraekoKhan]

"it's not of competition, it's of cooperation....stupid house nigga!"

[corero66]

THIS is NOT Religion this is Bullshit if you want NORMAL religion go to church

[petestrat07]

@corero66 - There's no such thing as "normal" religion. Just because a majority believe in the most childish and ridiculous beliefs, it doesn't make it "normal" lol.

[BulldozerJack]

Odin's gonna kick your ass, biatch.

[floridaboy0121]

lay off the crack

[macarion]

THE CAMERAMAN IS ON CRACK

[quickpickandthick]

so, he means to tell me that God is a snagger tooth, suit wearing, sailor-cussing, bald headed, pony tail wearing, cane carrying, ghetto music playing, dance-for-no-reason African American man who has a public access show? 'cause i'll believe it. haha

[petestrat07]

This guy's trippin' balls.

[pklukepk]

@petestrat07 - TRIPPIN'  BALLZ'

[FUNKYBLOK]

I can only imagine what they thought about the son of God