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  • What is this pumping they are talking about? Is that what i think, man it suits bond!

  • "As requested, it's full of bugs. Which means people will be forced to upgrade for years."

    Don't joke about microsoft...don't joke about microsoft...don't joke about microsoft.

  • James bond is sooooo Fucking Cool 

  • "GPS; Global Positioning System" they had to spoon-feed back in 1997

  • Elliot Carver is so tech-saavy, he has an iPad in 1997.

  • And Of course the The languague course scene: She is Speaking SWEDISH! and he's practising his Danish! How condescending from people who can only speak one language!

  • I still have my remote control car, its not as good as this one though

  • "remind her.. then pump her for information..." lol M is so cheeky

  • 02:25 Jeg er icke her.

  • "Cunning linguist"

    Cunnilingus = eating pussy

    :)

  • A man with something like an iPad....wearing black with white hair and glasses......eerrrr....

  • @Missmodified92 Don't ask me how, but I never noticed that until you mentioned it...

  • Michael G Wilson, the bond producer is the dude that says "consider him slimed" ... 0:23

  • Jonathan Pryce is outstanding as Carver.

  • 3:29 It`s the MoD building?

  • 14/1/2012 ...i m still watching this ........:D

  • @9itachi9ita I managed to watch it last month thanks to most of the James Bond movies being on Netflix. Too bad they removed them earlier this month. :(

  • Anyone instantly reminded of Steve jobs with Elliot carver, especially with his picture on the left at 0:06? The likeness is remarkable!

  • @nerdydesi i thought he looked like sven goren erickson

  • @nerdydesi lol. exactly

  • the guy at 00:20 is Michael G wilson one of the producers of Bond he appeared in a few other bond movies including quantum of solace he must love the camera lol.

  • 10:00 epic 007!

  • Surprised no-ones made a cunningling... ahem, cunning linguist joke. ._.

  • Let's be real....Bond changes cars faster than he chases women! :P

  • Smacks more of Austin Powers than of James Bond !!!!!

  • @boet613 How so?

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  • I'm pretty sure this is what the world will be like in 2014.

  • Carver=Rupert Murdoch LOL

  • already happened Iran

  • Goddamn, I love this villain. Carver was such a nasty, perfect bad guy for the information age. The idea of a media mogul that would start a war for ratings would seem ridiculous ten years ago, but nowadays? Well...

  • @Apollomasque I have to agree, quite a terrifying thought, but, at the very least, I think most people would not trust anything they see/hear/read.

    But yes, Carver is quite the creep, and knowing some of those military types M has to deal with, I think Carver was quite smart to rely on their war-mongering and bickering to set off his war.

  • Rupert Murdoch`s brother!

  • "Don't ask."

    "Don't tell."

  • Never mess with The Chinese

  • @thestephenlarose Britain doesnt anymore ;)

  • BMW <3

  • i like the talk danish

  • @lenseaany27lenseaan its not danish.... ITS GERMAN

    danish use to talk in denmark !!!

  • @natsumi3128 but in the "love" scene they're talking danish!!! it's not about GERMANY all the time!

  • CARVER IS THE NEW DR.EVIL

  • STEVE JOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 1:55 That's how I like learning foreign languages!

  • @ssesf is danish

  • You know they managed to create a villain I actually hate.

  • do girls know that boys have a dick?

  • do gilrs know that boys have a dick?

  • I love how he has an iPad :P those were completely futuristic back then XD

  • "don't ask"

    "don't tell"

  • now Carver is one real villain....he's like an evil Steve jobbs....dick....

  • @Kzzori I was going to say, he looks like Steve Jobs. lol. Good post.

  • @Kzzori he even looks like steve jobs!

  • humble pie

  • I want that car so badly !!!

  • " you just have to decide how much pumping is needed James" HAH!!! Epic..

  • "reminder her and then pump her for information" classic

  • I bet Rupert Murdoch faps to this every night.

  • I miss Desmond Llewelyn "Q" :( R.I.P Desmond

  • just missed q too bad...

  • can anyone tell me the name of the classical music which is playing while Bond is with the Danish girl? cheers

  • omg the danish sucked

  • Can't find part 1 :/ any help please

  • @iammixedup watch?v=ewyRYc6qVXU

  • RIP james bond 1964-2002.

  • The guy at 0:11 was in Goldeneye. He's also been in many other bond's as that's Michael G. Wilson, the executive producer of the film. He was interviewed a few years ago and said he liked to just show up now and then - either in a non-speaking part of a small role.

  • the ENEMY IS A GAY?

  • "Sometimes, I don't think you have the balls for this job"

    "Perhaps, but the advantage is I don't have to think with them all the time"

    LOL

  • @rayn888 wrong word to say to a woman but with a good comback.. right?

  • @rayn888 one of the best Bond lines ever

  • It amazes me this movie's made 15 years age, and the technology is still not outdated...

  • 00:03 Isn't that software Windows?? :)))

  • "Don't ask."

    "Don't tell."

  • this movie is actually a bit reality, but we need the bond guy for real. Mainstream media is controlled.

  • They should have offered the role to Rupert Murdoch. That two faced, greedy little, neocon, fascist, selfish, lying, slime ridden, opportunist, parasitic, fox dung beetle, has all sorts of real life experience in taking advantage of people, especially victims. Perhaps Rupert was a professional consultant when creating the Carver character. Glenn Beck, or who was that weasel from fox who took advantage of wounded vets, Shawn Hannity, or the fat man junky Rush could play the role without practice

  • "As requested it's full of bugs which means people will be forced to upgrade.." This is not far from the truth.

  • "There's no news, like bad news" The very reason I stopped watching the news! It's damn depressing.

  • Elliot Carver looks and dresses like Steve Jobs.

  • PLEASE someone give me the name of the Danish women, I just want to see her face on a picture !!!!! Thanks !

  • @Kivinokourov Cecilie Thomsen. You're welcome.

  • Does anybody else think that carver is basically Steve Jobs in a bond movie?

  • 08:05 :) Q was such a legend :D

  • thats a sickass phone

  • lovee this thanks i have the game too thumbss up if u agree!!

  • since have media barons been able to get hold of mercenaries, a stealth boat and a C.I.A satellite decoder

  • Remind her...then pump her for information LMAO XD

  • And in real life, the British and American governments quiver in fear of a real-life Carver, Rupert Murdoch.

  • @TheStephenlarose Not any more!

  • 01:50 - 02:42 AWESOME!!!!!!! :)

  • Imho 07:40 to the end is the best scene of Desmond_Llewelyn ever.

  • @karl2822 "I think we understand each other"

  • @boki1895 Yeah it's the same actor and the producer of the movie too. His name is Michael G. Wilson.

  • @matteobin007 his the marshal in red alert3 allied commander

  • I have to admit Pierce Borsnan is good in german

  • "With all do respect M, sometimes i don't think you have the balls for this job."

    M - "Perhaps. But the advantage is i don't have to think with them all the time." lmao

  • @master8491 I just love how she said that!

  • 3 people didn't get "pumped" for information!

  • There's no news...like bad news.

  • 0:02 - 0:07 - It's George Stobbart's voice actor Rolf Saxon!!!

  • Cunning linguist! It's a fucking pun!

  • @Quagmirian rofl i never caught that before

  • I know quite a few dames I would like to pump for information.

  • does this guy have a second row of teeth or something?

  • Money Penny. The constant Bond Girl.

  • 4:18 HAHAHAHAHAHA owned xD

  • Cunning linguist...

    Moneypenny and her innuendos... jajaja

  • @ZomIIXC Okay, why do people go jajaja? It's not hard to go "hahaha". What's the difference?

  • @swimfastfly27 because its internet meme. and last i checked this is the internet... right?

  • @ZomIIXC What's the meme though?

  • Don't ask, don't tell. Strange. isn't the the same law that barred gays in the US military? Weird.

  • Is it just me, or does the PA guy at the air port sound like Zao from Die Another Day?

  • 4:10 best comeback LOL

  • Don't Ask Don't Tell?

    strange Coincidence

  • Royl navy go to war against China but with what Invicible class aircratf carries ,couple destroyer , Sea Harriers , ?

  • we'll need collision coverage? yes

    fire? probably

    property destruction? definitely

    personal injury? i hope not

    LOLOL

  • there`s no news like bad news! :X

  • Q is the shit!

  • I couldn't find Part 2 D:

    Oh well, I've seen this movie enough times to know what happens in it anyway :D

  • at 00:11 is the same actor in Goldeneye...in scene when general Ourumov talking about atack on Severnaya...i think it is Goldeneye part 5 08:44...go and check it out...i think i am right...

  • @boki1895 You're correct.

  • Moneypenny - "Don't ask"

    M - "Don't tell"

  • To me Pierce Brosnan the second James Bond that I like.

  • "Floods in Pakistan, riots in Paris and a plane crash in California."

    "EXCELLENT."

  • 0:09 - 0:25 Michael G. Wilson, producer of James Bond (1995 - )

  • Carver is such a fuckin asshole, but well acted by Jonathan Price.

  • as a dane myself I would say that Pierce speeks danish very well :)

  • 6:50 - 7:00 LMAO!

  • Carver is a great bad guy but he does annoy me!

  • @GibbsTash Agreed!

  • Wonderful ass shot @ 2:53.

  • Carver is the same Guy who played Governor Swan in the Pirate of the Carribbean Films.

  • @JonathanSmith09 Jonathan Pryce, he also did some Infiniti car commercials in the 90's.

  • Can James ever keep his pants on? Or keep "it" in his pants? LOL:D

  • Die Another Day was the beginning of the end of good traditional James Bond films. Casino Royale and Quantum were pretty good but excluding Theresa Bond- who ever heard of James Bond falling in love...

  • @oregonninetwentynine It's more Fleming-style, just one amoral, no-nonsense secret agent who kills his enemies with lots of weaponry.

  • Carver is one of the best Bond villains ever. He reminds me of Raul Julia as M. Bison.

  • i like the talking car

  • @Lordcrazy16

    Hey Its Kitts sister! If you've watched Knight Rider you'll know what I mean. :D

  • Oooh, love the sex scene.

  • The car was the best thing in the movie.

  • Lady: "Kann ich Ihnen helfen?"

    Bond: "Ja, mein Büro hat ein Auto reserviert."

    Lady: "Einen Moment bitte."

    Bond: "Dankeschön."

    Einmalig wenn Brosnan deutsch spricht :-D

  • Jonathan Pryce + Elliot Carver = One awesome James Bond villian.

  • we should give carver an ipad

  • @magicalbloodelf Hahahahahahahahaha that was a good one!!! looool

  • " Yes sir as requested is full of bugs which means people will have to upgrade for years outstanding". interesting sounds like microsoft

  • you know what? i was thinking the other day why i thought this film was good...now i remember...IT'S GOT A REMOTE CONTROL BMW IN IT!!!!!!!

  • @CrazT729 Yeah, I'll take one of those too! ;-)

  • Carver is my favorite Brosnan-Bond villain

  • anyway part 2 is kinda boring aside from a ship gets hoplessly owned and to much talk and thats it

  • RIP Desmond Llewelyn god he was the best

  • i was 8 years old when i watched this movie

    and i was like "i wanna grow up to be a secret spy agent, saving the world, and having sex with random women"

  • The bad guy, Carver is so well acted

  • @Rampagedd I liked him too. He looks like my neighbor.

  • @Rampagedd modern terrorist

  • @Rampagedd : Yup, that's Rupert Murdoch alright.

  • @Rampagedd ~~> He is Rupart Murdoch...

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  • @centuryboatfan ~~> Pardon mee spell'n nazi... That wuz a big infurrence 4 wun mizplased constenent... Butt if tha shoo fitz luv...

  • I love that mobile phone (designed by Swedish firm: ERICSSON), shown at 08:55 afterwards. I wish that the future smartphones may use the functions of the gadgets included in the mobile phone; or maybe to include more different types of gadgets with the ones existed in the phone.

  • M: Your job is to find out if Carver or someone in his organization sent that ship off course and why...use your relationship with Mrs. Carver if necessary.

    Bond: I doubt if she'll remember me.

    M: REMIND HER--then pump her for information.

    Moneypenny: You'll just have to decide how much pumping is necessary, James.

    Oh, Moneypenny! What WOULD we do without you? (We'd have the Daniel Craig films with no Q, no you, no gadgets, no humor, no fun, no BOND...though "Casino Royale" was alright.)

  • It would've been incredible to see Pierce Brosnan and Anna Nicole Smith have hot passionate sex together in that bed together. Oooohh!!! She has some big honkin', soft, squishy boobs that Brosnan would've loved to lay ontop of. She was the one of the most beautiful blonde woman I've ever seen. Her boobs are sensational.

  • what colour suit is he wearing? :S

  • knowing how bond pumps women for information he his so going to injoy doing it

  • 'You've always were a cunning linguist, James'

    'Don't ask.'

    'Don't tell.'

    HAHAHA

  • remind her,,,,then pump her for information.... lol

  • "Dont ask...

    ... don't tell." Great stuff.

  • 8:55

    

  • get laid with the teacher lol