Total Distortion You Are Dead

[Malice720]

You are dead. Not big surprise.

[sbobfan8]

17 PEOPLE ARE DEAD

[CompanionCubeFTW]

I know im not the only one thinking the guy looks like a younger G-man.

[SoniickzTV]

What is this shit?

[Decalculus]

@SoniickzTV It's what plays whenever you die in the game "Total Distortion".

[Shadowking640]

this needs to be the game over theme for ANY game.

[AngelHalo017]

If only we can possibly see this song on Rock Band 3 as DLC. If they charged as high as ten bucks for it, even higher, I'd still gladly throw money at Harmonix and whoever got this to get on Rock Band Network just to play this song.

[IvanPatrikov909]

Theme for millions of souls in the upcoming Apocalypse of 2012

[djlamar2]

If I died but heard this rocking beat after dying I wouldn't mind

[djlamar2]

A game with a the best game over theme? Only in Total Distortion baby :). Only in Total Distortion.

[Saofeng19]

This song HAS to play in my funeral!!

[NefariousBanana]

Whitney Houston.

[toonrat]

What should of played (SPOILER ALERT) at the end of Hobo with a Shotgun.

[punisher1990]

Killed by Gaston's chair.

[M3G4MU5HR00M]

This + The Binding of Isaac.

[MayorAmazing]

I play this while playing Happy Wheels.

[CuteNeko12]

16 people are alive, Wait.

[F14ace]

Message to Kim Jong Il...

[realwaluigi]

@F14ace best comment ever. period.

[DestroyahXS]

>play a game with this song

>Then it has a graphic error all flames and everything everywhere

OH GOD HELP ME

[77majorlagg77]

16 PEOPLE ARE D E A D

[77majorlagg77]

YOU ARE DEAD NO BIG SUPRISE

[martin9172]

I want this played at my funeral. I won't die anytime soon, though.

[TheJonathantheMoss]

@martin9172 Lets just say some things can be arranged

[jepajei]

This song will play during my funeral.

[slakkr123]

If you die first blood in league of legends. This song should play for you.

[Gang3rs]

@slakkr123 forget that, i say this song should play in all games when your the first to die or when you die repeatedly.

[ColorRobo]

Going on my funeral playlist.

[theLEGOdude2000]

I Wanna be the Guy, Musical edition.

[benutzer29915022]

I want this song to be played for Kim Jong Il !

[stoney0503]

13 people are dead

[stoney0503]

This is deaths theme song and his ringtone

[TurretDude123]

Super Meat Boy: The Song

Also, IWBTG: The Song

[DaT0wel]

I want this played at my funeral

[Mapsai]

I love it!

[UncleSpankification]

Gman dyed his hair.

[TheRancor44]

The game trolls the losers

[crisphate95]

I got here in the weirdest way. One day I had nothing to do, and looked for "You are dead" on Youtube, and this was the first video.

[luckyleprachaun7]

@crisphate95 Yeah, weird it's almost like it's the title of the song or something...

[Triforceman1]

"I hope you improve your lousy score"? This game must have ruined lives in it's hayday.

[tectonicrobot]

This song is incredibly useful to have on hand.

[Owencrafter]

Me And Creepers In a nutshell

[taodekpro]

what is this song?? pls

[dakarus]

@taodekpro What?

[jman32121]

Somebody should make this a fad.

[mattyh50]

They shuda played this at my enemys funeral

[IwillKillYourCereal]

I want this playing at my wedding XD

[Bloxy123]

@IwillKillYourCereal That's just terrible...

I want a video of it once you do it.

[IwillKillYourCereal]

@Bloxy123 Alrighty, if youtube still exists 13 years from now, then I will :)

[qurazy]

put this song on while watching fail compilations.

[tommymartin2001]

tf2 in a nutshell

[tphilpott123]

Steve Jobs? anybody?

[ScReWaTtAcKeD]

@tphilpott123 I'm not a buttfrustrated Apple fanboy but that was too soon

[Bloxy123]

@tphilpott123 It's gonna be too soon even after about 2 years.

[pyromancerfusion]

well it would appear that I am dead...

[321SPONGEBOLT]

I should've mentioned this before, but I thought my character, Wizard Waldo would sing this on "Wakko's Wish" in the scene where Dot dies and he's achieved victory to kill her with the king on his side. But Yakko, Wakko, and Background Singer are just crying at themselves because of her death and in the end of the song, Background Singer punches him and tries to fight him and revals his identity of him being Wizard Egon, his brother he lost years ago.

[CalVersion1]

@321SPONGEBOLT Cool story bro.

[321SPONGEBOLT]

@CalVersion1 And there's more to it, after the song and the fight, Background Singer leaves sadly because the spell doesn't work on her. From there on he sings "When She Loved Me", loses his picture, and Waldo incourages him to come back because Dot came back to life. So Background Singer comes back all incouraged, he hugs Dot, and tells her the truth after giving her his picture he drew. Yet again, she loved both the picture and the truth about Background Singer being Wizard Egon and they kiss.

[rsopata09]

When i die in sonic the hedgehog 2 this alway's play's. O_o

[ArtsyEngineer]

Catchiest game over ever.

[Astroman9991]

Death by Gaston's Chair.

GAME OVER.

[rikulightvsdark]

i still hated it when they used this on the left 4 dead custom maps..... its funny but come ON

[crisphate95]

What a pitiful waste of a human life...

If I saw this game over as a kid, it would haunt my dreams to this day.

[NotBamOrBing]

Anyone else think some of the beeps were someone on FB sending them a message?

[lolmonkey130]

Not Big Suprise!

[megamanrocks99]

I Wanna Be The Guy's new official theme song

[SolarisBlitz]

Did they seriously get a whole band to perform a game over theme?

[NoMoarOxygen]

@SolarisBlitz It's a Music Video Adventure Game, is having a band available so hard to grasp?

[SolarisBlitz]

@NoMoarOxygen No, not really. I didn't have a problem with them getting a band to sing a game over theme.

This game over theme is unique, though.

[BryantArkansasRiver]

Gaddafi's theme song.

[bladesofseven]

tf2 brought me here.

[Thunderpants121]

Dark Souls: The Song.

[BKElam77]

@Thunderpants121 Yes. YES IT IS.

[Snipertoaster]

@Thunderpants121 Now if only there were a song called "Prepare to Die".

[edcellwarrior]

Are there any more songs like this on the Internet?

[MrMedic8]

@edcellwarrior Many game over songs...

[Mewizkuit]

I wonder if anyone would be willing to play this at my funeral with a live orchestra

[thadea]

guitar robot is not amused

[Sacredfire059]

Steve Jobs' funeral music.

[supersmashfan08]

RISE AND SHINE,GORDAN FREEMAN.

[supersmashfan08]

Gman

[killokid]

11 people are dead, dead, dead

[BobbyShowben]

This.. is.. AYPIC!

[apocalypse123]

If I ever get put on death row, my final request will be that they play this song before, during, and after my execution.

[Gamerookie1]

@apocalypse123 maybe the hole day?

[Lionmonkey4real]

@apocalypse123 Why would you be put on a death row?

[apocalypse123]

@Lionmonkey4real Probably to die.

[Roxas671]

@apocalypse123 im choosing i will survive

[DoctorMonch]

How did they get Ted Danson to model for the cover art?

[PSISpecter]

This is really the only Game Over song in the history of video games that gives you an entire song with lyrics and everything!

[Alan6529]

FUCK thet SONG!

[SuperJJsmom]

best game-over/MOCKING THEME OVER!

[SuperJJsmom]

image this playing in a funarel

[Chebmeh]

This is actually the third in a series of three songs. The first claimed you had H, I, V. The second claimed you had AIDS, AIDS, AIDS.

[SuperJJsmom]

9 TROLLS ARE DEAD, DEAD DEAD

[redback3]

@SuperJJsmom "Hey, that person has a different taste from me; HE'S WRONG"

[sillykittycookie667]

I NEED the lyrics!!

[321SPONGEBOLT]

@sillykittycookie667 I already have them up.

[Darkknight1665]

Great theme for ninja gaiden black

[sergoba2]

...

[steveharley0345]

Want this at my funeral

[watsyurdeal]

God damn the game over screen for this was freaky

[CyberCowboyZombie]

WTF!

its Gman!!

[reaperofthedamned07]

They tried to make go to rehab, and I said NO NO NO. They tried to make go to rehab, and now I'm DEAD DEAD DEAD.

[owenb1111]

Gman With Red Hair XD

[NoMoarOxygen]

@owenb1111 he's actually called gman too

[owenb1111]

@NoMoarOxygen I Know Thats What is so Random (BTW You Are Dead Dead Dead)

[Tryzon]

You could create comedy gold by replacing Oblivion's game over music with this XD

[321SPONGEBOLT]

Men: ♪You are dead, dead, dead. (repeats)♪

Man: ♪Thought you were hot, guess what you're not.♪

Men: ♪You are dead, dead, dead.♪

Man: ♪Thought you were adventured to a screetching halt.♪

Men: ♪You are dead, dead, dead.♪

Man: ♪Your heart has stopped and your brain is cold, you're so so dead! And now your body has started to mold, you're so so dead!♪

[321SPONGEBOLT]

Man: ♪This dimension cuts like a knife.♪

Men: ♪You are dead, dead, dead.♪

Man: ♪What a pitiful waste of a human life!♪

Men: ♪You are dead, dead, dead.♪

Man: ♪Your heart has stopped and your brain is cold, you're so so dead! And now your body has started to mold, you're so so dead!♪

[321SPONGEBOLT]

Man: ♪Oh, such a sad sad story. You're gone, emptyhead. In the red, game over, your through.♪

♪Gone. How does it feel to be dead?♪

Men: ♪You're dead.♪

Man: ♪Bye bye, you're history, you're dust. I hope you improve your lousy score. Adios, see ya later, bye bye! Try again.♪

Men: ♪You are dead, dead, dead! (Repeats until the song ends)♪♪

[Filo127]

@321SPONGEBOLT you forgot " Your through !" - between " your history" and " your dust"

[321SPONGEBOLT]

@Filo127 I know, sometimes when writing lyrics I forget things that's all.

[icthego1]

where is the mp3 thing for this :D

[jellywillreturn]

You are dead. Not big surprise.

[MrMedic8]

@jellywillreturn Scream Fortress 2 (Halloween Event) = THEME SONG!!!

[Arzaker]

what a way to go

[TheNarghes]

8 are dead

[DivineBanana]

is that kuwabara from yuyu hakusho?

[vickimec]

God i love this song

[zekerizenalex]

tits

[althegamefreak]

If you seen the video "Gaston Plays Lefou's Quest" which brought you here to the song!

THUMBS UP!!!! :)

[Dracodeumonis]

His face reminds me of that agent guy from flcl.

[Shadowking640]

i want this to play at my funeral.

[RaggyFTWW]

G-man the punk years

[DarkMoonCreations]

Dead Frontier in a nutshell.

[Knux95]

Gman RRRRUUH?!?!?!?!

[F0rgottenSoul]

this song is directed towards osama bin laden

[supersonicZ16]

Osama Bin Laden's new theme song

[Trostal]

@supersonicZ16 I thought it would be the new theme song for the SEALs, seeing as how Bin Laden has two holes in him, and he's at the bottom of the ocean, being torn apart by things you'd eat for lunch.

[LegoRandomness243]

my friend sends this to me when i say i fell dead inside .__. it helped alot XD

[theonewiththeface922]

Like if TVTropes brought you here.

[ArceusDX]

G-Man?

I kid

[shinobiflare]

DEATH BY GUITAR WARRIOR!!!

[dragonbaas]

super meat boy in a nutshell

[ryanthedestroctive]

I start off Watching Something about kirby, and i end up here. Says ALOT about youtube

[Tromter]

This reminds me of playing Paranoia XP

[TaiyouSilver]

Black Mesa Source in a nutshell.

[QuartrGuy]

Omae wa mo shindeiru. (You are dead! Dead! Dead!)

Just according to keikaku. (You are dead! Dead! Dead!)

[AMTRAX91]

sounds like oingo boingo

[MiketheUser]

Half-Life A.K.A Total Distortion

[davistoa]

@MiketheUser what do you mean by that.

[MiketheUser]

@davistoa I mean that those games are similar. G-man... nomimsayin'

[JTrizzleFizzle]

7 people are dead

[EnzanIjuin64]

G.I. JOE

[bobbyhooks99]

YOU! Yes, YOU! YOU ARE DEAD!

BALOGNA IS PERFECT FUEL 4 KILLING TINY COWARDS!

[alexthepure]

The difference between Total Distortion and many questionably scary games alike is that the game over screen in most games are supposed to scary, causing you to be on your toes trying not to die so you never have to hear it's eerie music or that creepy image,

whereas in Total Distortion, the Game Over is relief from the scary events in the game itself. It makes me WANT to die ingame.

Long live this joyous, practically *dead* song!

[CaptainSlow202]

@alexthepure What happened ingame?

[FPSBxUrBAN101]

G Stands for Ginger.

[Cedtim]

He looks like G-man with a wig!

[treyguyperson]

STOP

HES ALREADY DEAD

HES ALREADY DEAAAAAD

[NintendoTV64]

On December 20th, 2012, 11:59 P.M.:

Radio Announcer: One more minute till Doomsday. This song will play over the next 24 hours. *this song plays as everyone dies*

[RyanTokoro]

@NintendoTV64 Dude... WHAT IS GOING TO KILL US?!

[NintendoTV64]

@RyanTokoro I dunno, buddy!

[PrivateMetalhead]

@RyanTokoro Oh wait, nothing at all.

[tyomcha1]

@NintendoTV64 Hate that type of theory. SERIOUSLY, screw with it. That's not how it's gonna be. SERIOUSLY.

[NintendoTV64]

@tyomcha1 Alright, if that's what you think.

[NintendoTV64]

@tyomcha1 SHUT UP!

[HarryandMartinCorp]

7 people are dead.

[marchrabbit85]

I lose in this game, because this theme is much awesome, than self game :)

[ZILOGz80VIDEOS]

THIS SONG WILL BE PLAYED AT MY FUNERAL, AS WELL AS MANY OTHER GAME OVER MUSIC LIKE, "GAME OVER YAHHhhh!!!

[mlwy45]

want more attention at the bar? have this as a ringtone, and when the music stops...this starts playing.

[Karma0101010]

I have a friend who always dies in a MMO we play

I and our other guild members have offically started playing this whenever he dies

[papoj1PVR]

If I was a hearse driver, I would definitely play this on a big ass stereo as I deliver the body.

[papoj1PVR]

So this is what G-Man was doing before he worked for his 'benefactors'...

[Karakta]

I just love the first lines... "Thought you were hot ? Guess what, you're not !" XDD

[mlwy45]

G-man in his younger years....now he's a creepy old man in half-life.

[lol4dead]

Not quite as good as "GAME OVER YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH".

[Kojain]

This game has to be VERY easy if the Game Designers can clown you for 2 and a half minutes just for dying!

[Gearheadmk2]

I am not dead yet, I can dance and I can sing.