Patton Oswalt Bob Ross and WIlliam Alexander

[TheAccountsSuck]

as a fan of both men, just chill dude. youll blow an o-ring.

[EHH246]

1:41-2:57 Professor Dementor?

[TheDarthEddie]

I SHAVE HER BACK WITH A RUSTY TUNA CAN LID !!!!

lol...I could not stop laughing my ass off.

[siemvandenberg]

@TheDarthEddie I actually hear him say I shave her back MIT a rusty tuna can lid !!!! Which would only be a nice touch by Patton while impersonating a German psycho.

[longliveoakenfold87]

Ironic that Bill Alexander taught the calm Bob Ross.

[butchward]

This guy Patton Oswalt is a real asshole, a Sam Kennison wanna-be. He obviously never once saw or heard Bill Alexander, whose personality and shows were the opposite of what screaming lunatic portrays. Or maybe Oswalt did see Mr. Alexander and is just a liar.

For absolute PROOF, click on any of Alexander's clips on this page. There you will see that Oswalt is a lying disgrace, not to mention talentless.

[MuffinManTF]

@butchward It's called an exaggeration. If that's talentless, every single fucking comedian is talentless. Shut the fuck up.

[furiousajp]

Bill alexander was a relatively quiet man who expressed nothing but happiness and life. Not a loud, insane, angry, man with Bi-polar disorder. I don't think Patton Oswalt actually cared what he said as long as it was funny.

[QuesoGr7]

@furiousajp

That's the whole point lol

[CoolerKing37]

@furiousajp Gee, ya think?

[TheDarremac]

Ross is from Orlando Florida !

[BibleTruth1000]

What a stupid "act." Wasted one whole minute on this then shut it off.

[siemvandenberg]

it's better when Patton goes apeshit :3

[AmericanBadass44]

Bob Ross is not from Virginia, he's from Daytona Beach, Florida.

[jerryhello100]

I like how he used the word "stygian". I came across the word reading and had to look it up, I haven't heard it since, until today.

[sr71ablackbird]

I remember watching both of them. William Alexander in the mornings, and Bob Ross on Saturday at 4 in the afternoon. When the guy on here states about when talks about Bob putting some to sleep while watching, for me, that was a fact and then some. When he came on during the weekends, I would go to the local ice cream stand and get a large shake and I was watch about 5 min of it while drinking my shake, and the next thing I know, I was out like a light, then I would get up about 45 min later.

[CicadaKillerMan]

This is actually really funny. Even more so that William Alexander was actually Bob Ross's teacher in real life.

[DrDroXX]

This is one of the best comdey bits I have ever heard, good job Patton.

[cbro3]

I shave her back with a rusty tuna can. The skin come like sheets of papyrus that i write my divorce settlement on in blood. hahahahahaha favorite part

[CinemaMaximus]

This guy sucks! Seriously, I'm not laughing. William Alexander was a great painter, just like Bob Ross. He was not angry and he never talked like this stupid trash excuse for a comedian. Alexander was a very passionate painter that showed not just great talent, but how painting can be fun and way to escape or just create another world.

And you don't have to curse to be funny.

YOU SUCK PATTON OSWALT!!!

[xWeBecameTheSunx]

@CinemaMaximus UMAD?!?!?!?

[UJS8X]

Venn I paint my mind goes AWAY!!!!

[deweypug]

I think this guy got William Alexander all wrong... he was happy, not angry...

[dsobon]

My family and I used to watch Alexander intently, and I remember fondly all of us cracking up. He DID used to lose it like that occassionally, I need to try to find a video like that and post it. Oswalt's depiction is accurate, if not all that common.

[Aaronlm91]

Haha white guy fro :)

[kevinsomnia]

my third vife vas a BITCH!

[projectmayhem969]

wow he really over did alexander. I mean not one video I found of him was even an 8th close to what he said

[DejectedPanda]

True. It's still funny though.

It would be a great show if they could actually find someone like that to teach painting, or something else even.

[Redbaron011]

Hahaha. Bob Ross was actually in the military for twenty years before he became a full time painter.

[NipplesVonTwist]

who cares if his depiction of W.Alexander is accurate or not. Patton is fucking hilarious!

[seasharpdeflat]

BOOOOOOO on this video.

Wm Alexander was a very pleasant personality.

[nutherefurlong]

Yeah, I agree. I think the reason the audience isn't responding well enough is that he's not as well known. I think he gets the voice tone perfect, though. I'm just sad he didn't try to say "klondike brown"

[xOpheliacx]

"And ze bold eagle sits there and he is VATCHING, he's VATCHING, und he sees ze movement and he GRABS IT, there is no mercy, AND HE IS NOT HUNGRY ANYMORE!"

Direct quote of Mr. Alexander's, said while painting the entire canvas white...

Don't get me wrong--he WAS a pleasant personality for the most part, he just got a little excited sometimes.

[jebbushforpresident]

He was a creep

[kinglaffo]

Haha the last rant was amazing

[GoblinXXX]

Alexander sure as hell SOUNDED german. His thing was painting everything with one big ass housepainter brush, it was amazing.

[gonz136]

i fukn LOVE this shit lmao

[bradwatson7324]

This could be funny to anyone. But as an oil painter I find it way beyond funny. It's downright hysterical!!!

[kingofthelaugh]

if you think Patton Oswalt sucks who do you find funny? i'm looking for funny videos

[TheClayboys]

um ya alexander was not german so LOL

[mettez]

facken briljent!

I would love to go on vacation in Pattons head!

[BigNickontheDrum]

lol Alexander's paintings were incredible, if I could do that I'd think I had divine powers too!

Click "the Original Happy Painter", he's white-coating a blank canvas and talking about the bald eagle, "he is ANGRY! But now he is no longer hungry, he gets what he wants!" What a trip

[TheGamerFool]

I HITLER! - WIlliam Alexander

[LIAPOLDO]

Th1s SH!T SuX b@11z

[TzekeT]

I WIELD THE WAND OF ODIN!

[Mikeanglo]

I WIELD THE WAND OF ODIN!!!!

[ogreslayer420]

LOL

omg patton is fucking best.

[DrDroXX]

I LOVE THIS BIT!!

[rarosera]

lol... I shave her back with a rusty can.... LMAO!

[SockbatReplica]

That's my favorite part of the bit

[Raymantico]

people find this funny?

[mrdan9500]

To Raymantico - Very much so.

[guitardude217]

why yes, yes they do

[dft432]

I bet Patton was talking about the Bill Alexander of the early-mid 80's, although Bill toned it down a bit when he got older (in the early 90's, IIRC)

[habla911]

it's good this guy can get his frustrations out but what about the comedy? Where's the comedy? Why doesn't he use a brush to find the comedy? yell and it will be funny? Use obscured names and dictionary words that don't tie to throw off the listener to laughter? OK I'm sure in this country there are people that can relate to this guy. Good for him.

[HigashiSeiun]

Dude, it's called exaggeration, and it's hilarious when done correctly. Patton does it correctly.

[guitardude217]

k, and im sure you could have just as easily rated the video as poorly and moved on with your life

[Koog1e]

"Ven I paint my mind goes AWAY!"

"And I fall into a coma of BLACKNESS!"

cracks me up

one of Pattons best impersonations, I wish he did more skits on this german painter guy.

[jedijenkeez45]

hilarious!!!!

[vincero2006]

this guy is a ass hole.

[TheChickenTalon]

well i think you is a dong sleeve

[philippides]

He seems like such a sweet, crazy old gentleman, that William Alexander.

[goneothan]

who is "clause kinsky". I have tryed to look him up but maybe I am spelling his name wrong becouse I cant find anything on him;

"he was like clause kindsky on crank!"

[eightfootmanchild]

Klaus Kinski. German actor. Most famous for his work with director Werner Herzog.

[RadloffR]

Hearing Patton's angry German, you can really pick up that that's him as Prof. Dementor from Kim Possible.

[VIDIOT73]

I wield the wand of ODIN!!!!!!!

[JoshSitar]

Patton uses the term "doppleganger" improperly. Doppleganger is German for "double walker", meaning like a twin, not a nemesis or opposite.

Patton's still funny as hell and I love him, I just thought I'd nitpick.

[soizic29]

Yeah, that bothered me too. Patton's pretty articulate and has quite a way with words otherwise.

[spartanzaku]

for gods sake that make me wanna die laughing lol

[rabiddogmaster]

This bit is fantastic, one of the better bits I've ever heard.

[SemenSpawn]

...That... is some fucked up shit.

[Staycalm59]

Shaved her back with a rusty tuna can lid! Ya gotta love it.

[philippides]

Patton, you brighten my day. Pandawdy, you dim it back down. Then patton talks about Cheetos and pot laws and fixes it again.

[PandawdyBob]

You people know nothing of Bill Alexander, do you? When you can educate yourselves more, come back and we'll talk.

[philippides]

Oh suck it. I just want to laugh, you humourless dolt. Go away.

[PandawdyBob]

So you'd laugh at the expense of someone you don't even know. I doubt you'd laugh if it were Bob Ross being treated like a Bond villain.

[sonex91]

No, I would.

Believe me, there are far more Bob Ross jokes than there are William Alexander jokes.

I mean, seriously, before this video, how many William Alexander jokes have you heard?

[RabidIceWeasel]

Bob ROss totally puts me to sleep. The vooooice. x3

[PandawdyBob]

Patton Oswalt is poorly informed. Bill Alexander was not full of hatred, and was not an enemy of Bob Ross. He was his teacher.

[anthrojess]

its called comedy, don't take it so seriously.

[Izzmonster]

damn, owned