236.com: Eugene Mirman, Scientologist

[TheAceofNate]

LOL! The turtle neck was such a nice touch.

[rpm2004]

Shoving bread into one's ear is a cure for choking on bread, provided it comes from the same loaf...according to Pliny the Elder.

[bluepantsable]

I*AM*REALLY*GOOD*AT*SNAPPING*



[mattdaddyful]

Really Good JOB..lol

[LRonnyHubbard]

I thought I would stop in and let people know scientology is Bull Shit.

Great job on the vid, I alway new Tom Cr was an "SP" stupid person.

[FinnzyWinzy]

Eugene, I am a dude. And I love you. Sorry.

[mike6740]

*clap* "I just killed a monkey!" O-O

[Hagathorthegr8]

I love the mission impossible music, brilliant

[MrNinjanaut]

tom cruise made 74 youtube accounts

[gears5336]

this is the best thing ever

[sandraz0]

i'm here laughing about all this parodies beacause hell yeah they're funny but u know what?

deep insinde i kinda feel sorry for tom he's such a lunatic!

[george77772moons]

After all the stupid stuff I've seen $cifags do, it was honestly a little hard to tell if this was fake or not until he started mentioning teleporting shit.

[kyousoucarnival]

"who wants sandwiches cause its car accident time!" omg lol

[goody8504]

i use intense ethics. i use them on anyone i want. i can do anything. i could finger an alien with my ethics

[weezarrgh]

I. AM. VERY. GOOD. AT SNAPPING.

[MrSpeedyAce]

"I will pull over, I will get out, I'll get my picnic basket and I'll be like 'Who wants sandwiches? It's car-accident time!"

"I can make a car crash just by thinking about, which I obviously do because I enjoy car accidents."

Lmao, best thing ever :-P

[SuperRotl]

is that meat loaf in your cheacks?

[Ryanconnor69]

thanks to this video 'THE TRUTH' is now one of my best moves in bed.

[joynthis]

Imagine a world full of rape monkeys throwing up on you. Or possibly don't.

[BladeOfPain]

"I SHOVE IT, SHOVE IT, like a FUCKING loaf of Bread though a GOD DAMN EAR!"

[swisscheesemarilyn]

You are hot and hilarious

[BehindTheMustche]

I'm jealous of his snapping ability.

[whatsonwednesday]

i (snap) am (snap) very (snap) good (snap) at snapping !

[JShuSkates]

0:51

[mucasPARTSstudios]

I AM IGOR PZCHENKO THE GREAT RUSSIAN TRAIN ROBBER! STOP THIS TRAIN!

[bikiniisland]

was pretty damn funny!

[cchhiizz]

who wants sandwhiches its car accident time!!!

[TubeFreakJonas]

I love... going to car accidents!

[ArtsLover12]

"like a fucking loaf of bread into a god damn ear"

giggling my ass off over here.

[navandozer]

man, he's baked out of his freakin mind :P

[candiedbones]

car accidents.

[jusek27]

@TheMidnighters34

I'm not sure what the song is called but this is a parody of a video made by Tom Cruise. It's got the same music and all.

[TheMidnighters34]

What's the song that's playing?

[krypekeeper]

@TheMidnighters34 mission impossible theme i think

[TheMidnighters34]

@krypekeeper Thank you, it's the mission impossible 2 theme, which is "Take a Look Around" by Limp Bizkit, just in case your interested

[RevelryGirl]

Ha ha Love this guy!!

[Nonumbersinit]

...which I obviously do, 'cause I enjoy car accidents XD

[tiff0089]

You know how you set a goal, then fail at it? I don't do that! LOL!!!

[bigrobnz]

fucken execellent!!!!!!

[megaf2k]

not funny

[DisforDubby]

rape monkeys throwing up on you... im dying laughing

[polycyx]

this was pretty good, but the best scientology satire i've seen was from daveo mathias (a scientologist of about 7,600 light years!).

[razorlikeblue]

I'm tasting meatloaf, you know why? Because I want to.

[peyoteugly]

@razorlikeblue

hahahahaha best line in the whole video!

[bungbung13131]

0:52... brilliant.

[MrMellowFellow]

He looks like a fat version of Chris Hardwick, similar voice too.

[NotSoOldHippy]

LOL! Tom Cruise is a homo.

[windparagon]

2:50... I've never laughed so hard!

[PeaceLoveJoyWorld]

1:36

[PeaceLoveJoyWorld]

Which i obviously do because i enjoy car accidents.

[PeaceLoveJoyWorld]

it's car accident time!

[PeaceLoveJoyWorld]

i go in and i'm like LETS FIX THIS!

[smitty8812]

haha you don't get it, clearly!

[randclovis]

you remind me of a giant fucking baby

[socalthemoon]

Why don't you go to Russia? Circa 1860! Thats right, you remind me of totalitarianism. Snap.

[MsAdam63]

I DON'T DO THAT

I ENJOY CAR ACCIDENTS

etc.

etc.

LMFAO

[greatsea]

Tom Cruise is God's gift to mimics.

[socalthemoon]

Hahaha Tom Cruise.

[The3rdPlateau]

im tasting meatloaf, know why? BECAUSE I WANT TO.

[QuestionsInYoMouf]

Scientologists are bad ass! ima pay 10000 dollars to become one

[corlenbelspar0]

Haha a loaf of bread getting jammed into someone's ear, that mental image is priceless.

[superdooperpooper564]

i am very good at snaping

[BelieveNoGod]

Great video.

ha ha ha. :)

Just as lunatic as the original. :)

[HoneyCallMeAnonymous]

(oops, CLASSIC!!) :O)

[HoneyCallMeAnonymous]

This is classid! Love it! buahaha

[MaskedEmrys]

But they may go into the home of a comedian pretending to be one

[mesmeriffic]

Are you intellectually handicapped? Or is this some kind of avant garde trolling? I'm really hoping it's the latter.

[fipsfoxy]

ahahahahahaha

[fooshfoosh]

i could listen to him rant all day

"Imagine a world of rape monkeys...throwing up on you. THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT."

[dw070]

omg s0 good XD

[andyrooney11]

I don't know wtf this is but he did a great parody of Tom Cruise.

[rasputinsloved1]

I love this.

[crogangstaa]

LOL i live in Australia and i knew that

[andyrooney11]

LoL yes...have you been living on Mars?

[angelspeed05pspflash]

who wants sandwiches its car accident time

[whitejellyfungus]

This guy is hilarious! I just stumbled on this! Thanks YouTube!

[acrogers11]

A loaf or bread into A GODDAMN EAR.

[CreepNarrator]

"You know how you'll set a goal and fail at it? I dont do that!"

haha I love eugene

[usucmehardutube]

Imagine a world full of rape monkeys all throwing up on you. Thats what im talking about. LOL great shit especially if you have watched the real Tom "Im proud to cal;l myself a scientologist "vid

[mikeySCobra]

this guy is awesome

[stlouis521]

im tasting meatloaf you know why because i want to

[mprobertson1117]

I. Am. Very. Good. At. Snapping.

[SooperPoopProduction]

Its car accident time!

[TheGuruNate]

My dick just exploded from the hilarity in this mans comedy

[chucklesdapiggy5]

"the thing is, you read it, and it's like WHOOOAAAA bam! buh-buh-bam! And, you wanna share it! and how i share it.. is i just... ff-ff-f-ff-shove it... like, a fucking loaf of bread... into a goddamn ear. and it sounds like you can't do it, but you can!"

that is quite possibly the greatest thing i have ever heard in my life.

[famousmonster88]

this is awesome :D

[eretzsus]

Thank you for helping me focus those multi dimensionally unused portions of my brain.

It's like I have been in a psychic headlock.

You have changed my life "E",

[enzs6]

"i can finger an alien with my ethics" haha...

[jguelker85]

i saw this guy's stand up for the first time last night, he's on tour with patton oswalt

hilarious

[thuggie1]

i don't understand what he is trying to converse

[constert111]

During this video I kept waiting for that Limp Bizkit song looping to actually start.

[xXscenemogurlXx]

Wow.

This guy is a comedian,

not a scientology activist.

And you're all missing the main point.

Because what he's really trying to say

is: "Car accidents are fun."

xP

[duhokdaddyy]

lmao why are people taking this seriously,calm down queers,this isnt a rally.

[bettyrage69]

He reminds me of Fat Mike

[ekcumbus]

Ahah this is awesomely hilarious. LOL @ everyone taking you so seriously.

[ViniiiSSS]

fuck all scientologyst

[eretzsus]

Please Eugene , Only use your genius for the good of the earth.

[Squabbles10]

I am a Scientologist, a new one, can any other Scientologists tell me what i can look forward to as i have got nothing but rubbish from friends and family . . . .

[MrTumN3s]

start by reading the science fiction books that started it all.

[IAmWonderCow]

Rubbish from everyone else you meet, too.

[usefulidiot227]

AIDS

[DrugsToTheYouth]

You have being brainwashed and scammed to look forward too. And possible mental and physical abuse. Enjoy.

[gilbert4321]

Scientologys goal is to lie and manipulate you into giving all your money to them. they also disconnect you from your family members and they dont tell you the truth about what they believe untill your rank 3 or something which is some alien messed up stuff. you need to waist like $80,000 before you can reach that rank.... theres evidence that scientology is dying and they lie to there members and say its growing. someone did a count of how many books sell and its droping fast

[bouhcbeta]

you know how you'll set a goal and then fail at it....

I DONT DO THAT!

[TheGuruNate]

I;m tasting meatloaf. You know why? Cause I want to.

[jakespick]

I. Am. Very. Good. At. Snapping.

[cm2dude]

That did sound like schizophrenia. The entire film.

[BlacklitFloater]

XDD This was great.

[ayayay111]

EUGENE MIRMAN FOR PRESIDENT FFS!! he must be the prophet of scientologists?

[cm2dude]

I write fiction too. I personally like Phillip K. Dick and Robert Heinlein more than L. Ron Hubbard...

[RiiDDiiM]

lol at you. Instead of writing shit on YouTube thinking you're entailed to an opinion like you're a big someone. How about you fuck off and lose your virginity.

[cm2dude]

I have lost it to a woman. Unlike how you lost it to a man.

[RiiDDiiM]

People lie. You are a lair. You are someone who lies repeatedly. I truly despise liars and people should have nothing to do with them- their dangerous.

[cm2dude]

I don't exactly like liars, either. Hence my comments about Scientology and Mister Hubbard...

[jakespick]

How about both of you quit fighting like two little school girls, and get lifes of your own instead of arguing on YouTube.

[RiiDDiiM]

And who exactly are you to suggest for anyone to "get a life" is your life an example of some roaring success story? I highly doubt  it. Such a fucking cliche "get a life".

[Negativepositiv]

Know what else makes people really happy? Crystal meth, and crystal meth is almost.... ALMOST as detrimental to mental wellbeing as scientology.

[MooIAmMe]

Imagine... a world... full of rape monkeys... throwing up on you.

[bouhcbeta]

thats what im talking about

[RudryDJ]

Fucking hilarious :)

[Jejo420]

Can't wait for 'The Will of Whatevs' !!!

Signed- A fellow Brooklynite. :)

[elasatlaculos]

Edward Current kicks your ass. You are good, but Ed gets my vote.

[Canaderek]

Eugene! I love your stuff on Super Deluxe!

Google "SOK Kneeophytes" for a pants-wettingly funny parody of Scientology.

[dst0ller]

I about died at the last line. So perfect!

[PUPPYKICKER111]

I. Love you

[Puddy88]

That's hilarious

[Turandot29]

I think Katie Holmes should upgrade to Eugene MIrman as her new Scientologist husband.

He makes Mr. Cruise pale in comparison.

[pdxtone]

Imagine a world full of rape monkeys, throwing up on you. That's what I'm talking about.

[Gleeful90]

Hahaha. Check his face at 0:51. xD

[smurphy119]

i'm tasting meat loaf right now........

because i want to. funny shit!

[Ccs1989]

I crack up every time I watch this.

[tabbi5525]

FFFFFFSSSS--hove it!

[Kyriakoscash]

HAHHA NICE  JOB!!!!!!!!!!!

[avrokneksok]

Hahaha, omfg, this is so good I spit my drinks all over the table laughing, bet tom cruise loves this as well :D ROFL!!!

[LazerBeef]

Bravo! I love it.

[mcdanie5]

Great job!

[WolfFawkes]

Love it. Good job.

[triciakitty]

hahaa! Holy shit! My husband and I have researched Scientology and THIS is hilarious! I think Tory Magoo needs to see this! hahaa! Well done!

[PalpoPalpatine]

the man is hilarious! he was an opening act for the Flight of the Conchords. he did standup and it was amazing!

[KathyGurl14]

Scientologists are full of shit.

[MooIAmMe]

I. AM. VERY GOOD. AT. SNAPPING.

[anadee72]

Snap...snap....snap.....LMFAO

[sci02]

This is a parody of an actual Scientology video with Tom Cruise, that only Scientologists are supposed to see (but it's been leaked).

If you've seen that, then this is even funnier.

[XXXREDROOMXXX]

That was hilarious dude... like a loaf of bread in your ear...

[MommieDawn]

HAHAHA!! Awesome! Saw you on CC and had to HUNT ya down! You rawk!

[DaBenMan4]

I can teleport shit within 500 yards of my body. lolol

[culvre]

"i just shhh....shove it! shove it! ...like a fucking loaf of bread into a goddamn ear."

funniest statement in history.

[boundfrglry]

Is he trying to say in so many words that people are Gullable??

[Kurplunkachu]

LOL! "I taste meatloaf because I want to." LOL!

[s2parker]

haha i love this

[ImaginaryXBagelsD]

Yay fotc "landlords on you balls have you payed the rent yet"!!!

[w0g4life]

This guy is not even close.

[keytronic]

I see and accident I dont just passed it by I get in!

[Solarees]

"you set a goal and then fail at it, I don't do that"

DAMN! XD

[bettyrage69]

I can finger an alien......with my ethics...

bahaha, this is why I love Eugene Mirman

:)

[punkre435]

thiz guy iz AWESUM

[Kelavmeister]

I - am - very - good - at - snapping.

[JDT112233]

I can teleport shit within 500 yards of my body.

[TeetoPlastic]

(CLAP) I just killed a monkey...

[SpamRage]

who wants sandwiches? its car accident time

[punkre435]

awesumness. pure awesumness

[ARMYkid99]

this is funny :)

[paulusmagirl]

mirman lmao!

[FreeStateCheetah]

This man is a genius

[ityumm]

lmao

[BlaqSaphire]

you know how u set a goal and fail at it? lollol

[Kelavmeister]

"I dont do that! ----Heh Heh Heh Heh"

[unashamedevangelist]

There is no doubt at all that L. Ron Hubbard incorporated brainwashing techniques into Scientology to put people under his control. He even wrote a "brainwashing manual" which is still in existence today. However there was a cruel twist in his scheme. He fell victim of it himself. In creating his devoted slaves, the Sea Org, he created an audience that believed every word he said. Now L. Ron Hubbard had an over-active imagination plus delusions of grandeur.

REPENT, CONFESS YOUR SINS TO JESUS!!

[chosentonessournotes]

Organized crime comes in more forms than one, Scientology and your God are no exception.

[1011010]

Very good write-up, until that stupid Jesus shit at the end.

[ricekilla222]

what a fucking freak you are, you must live a sad life to go posting around the internet on comedy videos telling people to repent.

freak, go molest some more children now.

[kingronaldo7]

But God isn't real, so why should I apologize to him?