Boner Breakfast

[pigasysPDX]

wann fuck me??

[chrizz123]

well that is just delicious

[HardTomOn]

back when i went to bingham high school in 95, everyone called me "Hard On Tom", because i always got one during school dances. now i'm a CONtractor that had my license revoked by the state. my house on the hill in draper forclosed. my secretary (AKA my mommy) always tells me when creditors are looking for me. am i building "integrity"??? NOT!!!! HT--utah.

[cephas39]

It was a nice boner, I must say..

[xxceasar]

Wouw ...

A good boner is normal in the morning and be very pride for it.

It's not necessary to do anything to get it.is growing self.

The bigger, the better

So you can use it by snearing butter on a slice of bread

instead of a knife, and after let the boner clean by

your's friend licking and sucking.

That's a fucking horny breakfast and very original.

TRY IT, horny guys.

[muchlifeandlove]

hahahahaha bone appetite

[Francisco71111]

He needs to calm down . A boner shouldnt be a problem he cant deal with. Every guy knows and has boners. Seems like hes fighting his gay side by lashing out on his friend's boner. Its a boner, get over it , ignore it , move on. Dont get all crazy about seeing a boner unless you want it inside you hahaha :-D

[xXUberRageXx]

wow

[nakedgayboner]

Thumbs up if you paused to look at the boner!

[TheBenjiBang]

its not a boner its a bottle

[javi1216]

is that thing real?

[michael196627]

What would've happened if the other dude had a boner too??? Would that make them Gay Room Mates lol woo hoo awesome guys!!!!!!

[josyfredo]

Thats huge... Id like to be there

[TheMrRaoul]

lmao

[JackEnnis]

haanananaaNNAHahahahahahhhhhhh­haaaaaaaaa......oh, my stomach hurts... lool.olol...owww

[bf6067]

Actually I would be totally impressed!

[BIBISINCE2000]

Ctfu I love this

[TheKevin1203]

NICE!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahah awkward

[elmtreeroad]

i take pride in my boners.

[MrDoglover239]

@mje772003

If you were a real man you'd just deal with instead of freakin out like a girl.

[nurseadi21]

is it really his dick?

[msonsera]

Wow, I'd like to see that one without his shorts covering it and I'd help him get rid of it too.

[MrPersonofinterest]

hehehehe.. funny.. :P

[Blackblade22100]

@fireballnc777fay Yes. Im not a big fan of watching dicks...

[italianman004]

he needs to wash his hair and get rid of that stash, ruined my boner

[Blackblade22100]

Thank god that's not his real dick x.x

[fireballnc777fay]

@Blackblade22100 gee it hurt yur insecurity

[MsSlytheringirl13]

So funny!!!

[mje772003]

nice boner be proud of it

[fireballnc777fay]

@mje772003 Yes! Thats what all real men say!

[edsel30858]

I just luv this kind of comedy, POINT IT THE OTHER WAY!! (Its ruined,)

[GQuizzle917]

Hilarious!

[FuzzyElf]

Is it just my imagination, or does Danny have a very nicely formed butt? :)

[antoly700]

lol he looks like hitler

[vladisimo93]

Gay

[Paracelsus72]

The guy in the brown T-shirt is really hot.

[Tactual]

Why did he boner?

[HerrWarja]

@Tactual Ever heard of or had a "morning wood"? That's what it is.

[ThadleyProductions]

Dude. This is so deep.

[TheKrisg]

dam thats a nice cock!!!

[dulaj3030]

@TheKrisg yes i think so to

[blairgee]

Hilarious!!!!

[nhelger]

wasn't real

[martynblackburn1977]

Stuff the breakfast...I'm going for the boner. lol.

[pop499]

A banna an duncin donuts lol rotfl

[djyinyang]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahhahahaha. Classic.

[angelboy12]

i am on my back now

[Derekp24]

Bumdaaaaaarrrrrrssssss :)

[billboyga1960]

I like sausage with my eggs and cream in my coffee. ummm yum~~~

[1994munoz16]

LMFAO wish I new u

[ehrnanchu]

sisiisisiis yo quiero una asi urgenteeeeeee...........!!!!!!­! excelente

[BillieJolene1]

hey sugar!!! VERY NICE!!! I'M BILLIE JOLENE!!!

[chochopr]

lol

[Bk94541]

Damn Loves BIG FAT BONER :P

Yum :P

Makes me bend ova :P

[tim5988]

which one owned the dildo?

[patoteto2]

Is this a tv show?

[OsamaBinBoner]

O_O How the fuck do u get a dick that fuckin big!?! Good Lord!!!!!!!!!

[luvjbieber123]

did you see that face on 1:00

[ViridianGym]

lol i have a boner for this guy named Connor allan :)

[jocafofocas]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahaa

[szimic1999]

dildo



[SanDiegoSouth]

The guy without the boner is HOT... I'd like to see HIS boner, and then some!

[weatherboi]

@hancock06 We show the world who we are by the words we chose.

[weatherboi]

@hancock06 U got it! Don't need to mix the both. Can enjoy the one and not like the other. Profanity has no place anywhere!

[PavelAlam97]

I WOULD SUCK DAT COCK EVERYDAY WOW IM HORNY

[weatherboi]

What have had been better without the profanity!

[fightback69]

0:50 HOT!

[orgi1995]

/watch?v=gRvis9CUrCI

[Kuditarvo]

I would suck the cum out of it

[phillipBR]

is that your real dick?

[rebeldedito]

lol...wish i can see that every morning !!!

[unholyimage]

For a couple of straight guys they sure are bitchy. Most guys would just laugh or wince and shake it off.

[unholyimage]

So if his girlfriend would've been there, he would have said now put on and suck it BIYOCH!

[Reyzcommentz]

I cant unsee this !!!! WTF!!!

[washocks]

i want some of that

[BJ69dude]

I'd suck on that boner

[nakedgayboner]

@BJ69dude I'd suck your boner.

[RobVanDog]

lmfao

[rjnovac]

Brilliant!

[bignuts4555]

hahahahaha. 

[jacero10]

looked pretty real to me, though smaller than mine. haha

[elspiclatino]

@jacero10 sure buddy!

[Basil3001]

i wanna taste that

[xxepicfails101xx]

I Really HopeThats Fake

[Hunkerbunker346]

make that 1:00 lol

[Hunkerbunker346]

at :57 is it just me or does the rock from wwf peek around the side

[emsalot333]

@DreamyBlink lol perv alert

[strawswirls]

fake.*

[Showinbulge]

GREAT video !!

[g123456789Ay]

hhahahahahahaha lol



[danstehlgens]

kkk



[ENFOCMN]

MUITO BOM, KKKKKK

[9BLAZED9]

da 1 n da fridge iz da rock..da ex wreztler

[bmelin]

I'd love to have his sauce on my eggs

[Bogut223]

Hahah best

[viurza]

cool very nice bulge post more

[Bogut223]

Lol

[gibsongitars]

Yeah I know who the hell is that

[DreamyBlink]

pause at 1:00 WHAT THE FUCK!

[twinkbig]

Hahaha!

[mangia72]

Looks real! Proud!

[martind586]

its been in his mouth a 100 times,, why does it bother him at breakfast?

[SweetBoi21]

@martind586 lol..he was mad cause he didnt have one..but yea-he was packin well.

[dulaj3030]

@martind586 im sure it as to...lol

[AnimalCarnage]

I fell out laughing! I would be so mad if my friend did that too. I also like how everyone is bitching about how it's fake. Duh! Those people wanted to see a real weiner. Gay Tube is that way fellas.

[davidls11]

You should be more careful with your video titles. I thought the boner was going to be your breakfast.

[xxC00KI3M0N5T3Rxx1]

Dildo :3

[babidubf]

wow

[Buckshot68]

who cares if it's real or not. he is so handome it would not matter if he had a three inch dick. he has such a classic hadsome look about him.

[JoeMDTV]

Wered you get the fake penis

[DarkLordaka0LB]

LOL

[ShamusMacGuffin]

I'm going to take a guess and say that inside his underpants, he placed a very realistically shaped dildo with balls. Nobody's balls look like that in underpants, they're too firm looking. Real balls would smooth out and conform to the fabric of the underwear, they wouldn't be so defined. It's well done otherwise and really funny.

[urbex2007]

He didn't want sausage with his breakfast then. Most would have jumped on that immediately.



[rainbowfreeze6]

i loved that i really did

[monsieurjv]

Lol

[sobemickey]

Funny Funny Funny

[Chrispy854]

Hey guys! Ask me anytime and I'll give you a blow jobs! xD

[TheBlackParadeRulez]

@Chrispy854 Me please!!!

[Chrispy854]

@TheBlackParadeRulez Well, I'm homosexual...

[JimFromWaterford]

@Chrispy854 - You must be a real hit during Fleet Week.

[MegaFuckmegood]

What a fake!....that's not real it's so obvious bs

[64valiantsteed]

@MegaFuckmegood&hard with that REAL COCK... That thing is real. Real nice

[MegaFuckmegood]

@64valiantsteed ...yea right I had a real one and I seen a real one unless you have something to prove it

[64valiantsteed]

@MegaFuckmegood & hard with that real cock.. Yes Mega that is real, just look at it

[xxceasar]

I am not the only one with a morning boner

the more boners, the better.

It's quiet normal.

[ahrrrrr11]

haha still funny

[robertbangkok]

Obvious dildo. Almost funny.

[ithunder9]

hate it when that happens....

[LuffLetterProduction]

Fake penis :D

[Cartman52990]

well that ruined my entire day

[MrJustinMcdonald]

he used viagra

[zookeeniburger]

you people are so dumb, that not a 9 more like a 7- 8, girls cant measure at all, they should call it selective measuring hah

[chenrrio]

is fake

[hairysubs]

Is that real?

[terwar123]

@hairysubs ofc its a dildo.

[The80033]

wow

[tigergreg8]

Sorry , I meant the face at 1:01. it's some actor who's name I dont remember.

[ronen160]

@tigergreg8 isn't the The Rock - Dwayne Johnson?.....kinda play on things..."Johnson" was what guys my older brother's age called a dick...

maybe - just my take on it.

[mrtinoban5]

@tigergreg8 Christopher walkens or somthing like that LOL

[tigergreg8]

Can someone tell me who's face that is at 1:47? Why did they put that in there?

[abiboo112]

lmao big dick



[jokkevandessel]

that was brilliant

[MrMusiceveryday]

You can point it over here...LOL

[sabrinalovesyou546]

@MrMusiceveryday and over here LOL

[PITTSTON2SARASOTA]

Not bad...LOL!!!

[Buckshot68]

oh, mercy. what a cutie. and if that's real, what a luckie cutie.

[zhenach]

hahaha funny... i also didnt know people put ketchup on their eggs too!!! SO DO I!!

[davidls11]

Amusing video but why do straight guys make such a big deal about other guys' boners?

[dsjj251]

@davidls11

must of us dont have a problem with it if we are close friends

[bravolondon]

@davidls11 because they are not confortable with their sexuality.

[amazinginspiration]

Is that your real penis or a dildo?

[crappingmypants]

um, please come over and eat breakfast. Thank you

[vinnil1984]

lolololol

[pinkcupcake890]

got a lady boner xD

[horny985]

what a boner

[pirateghosthost]

Oh wow!! I know can be challenging finding a girl when you need. I've had same problem, however i wish i had a bigger cock. You know can work, is having a work session on your cock. Maybe choke your chicken a few , you will cum huge, you will feel you much happier dude.. Btw , what do you feed your dick. Your Huge!!!

[ilydevon4ever96]

@0987654321zoey aww ill cheer u up

[ilydevon4ever96]

@0987654321zoey o he was saying that he was sad that he didnt have noone and i was like ill cheer u up in both the good ways lol naught jk jk lol :D

[almgor09]

OOOOO!!!...forget the meal on the plate!..I want that big juicy meat in his undie!..and that's what I call a huge breakfast!!!...Hahaha

[pirateghosthost]

So Hilarious!!!, You guys are soo funny. Reminds me of my best friend and I. We would do short skits. I do have to say, good job on boner. very real bro.

[morenocarioca]

Is that real or fake?

[sleepyeevee]

lolz you can tell it was just a controller in his underwear

[ramses86]

I wouldn't mind having that sausage with my breakfast!!!!

[jelly1o1]

LOL

[sinful386]

i wanna suck that boner an swallow the love outta it he is sexy

[martind586]

that refrigerator was a foot behind him - they should have traded seats -

Steven Spielberg

- Director

after 40 videos's - finally see a boner!

I remember getting a boner in school - the bell rings and u have t