Windows 7 Launch Partys

[mdhallam81]

Watch again, check out cooker clock !!!!!

[glassit3]

OMG. I'm going to have to switch to a Mac after watching this.

[AndrewOnTheBoard]

As always, Windows is crap at advertising.

[gaving7095]

Jesus - this is AMAZINGLY lame. Microsoft blow ass for the council.

[pwvanleijen]

If windows 7 is as complicated as this party it is bound to fail....

[ClaudiaJAJAHAHA]

This...is...beautiful. Tim Heidecker liked this video and he did a nice little parody of it in the last episode. That just says how important this video is to comedy. Did I say comedy? I meant art.

[halodoomhpf15]

this is so scripted, that old women doesnt no a damn thing bout what she is talking about

[Neithie]

Love the body language... it tells us exactly what these actors think of this. Lmao. Lack of eye contact, raised eyebrows, covering the mouth... 

[ChertotheZ]

If they intended this to be viral, like made it purposely cheesy, then it fails cause it's not hokey enough. But it's horrible if they took it seriously too. Fails on many levels.

[OptionalLoser]

This reeks of political correctness.

[Blarggle]

You have hipster demographic, old lady demo graphic pseudo-intellectual soccer mom, and of course black guy. That is like... all of them right? I didn't leave any one out?

[ThePeachCockTaiL]

LOL and nobody came at the party and they died all alone and sad xD

[tinzovideo]

This is for HouseParty. They gave party packs away for free and in exchange you had a party to promote Windows 7.

[janocomes]

wow! racism! where are the asians??

[qdis662]

@janocomes token black is there, but where is token Asian???

[poshko41]

DARE could save a crapload of money by showing this video to kids once a year instead of sending a cop to every school.

[jagjagin]

Damn you guys, if they aren't white, you gotta start bitchin about race, FUCK YOU

[adsayf]

82 people paid by microsoft to click "likes"

[jason24568]

Windows 7 has NO MORE BSODS!!! xD

[nathanrs10]

You have to be fucking kidding me

[MrAwesomesauce101]

win7 is no difffernt that vista a little faster same programs differnt desktops annoying tab bars why pay 200 dollars for a re relase i dont getppl they said vista sucked balls and 7 rocks when there isn any differnce

[mikezatbigpinekey]

@Flobberworm3

Aside from the fact that Merriam-Webster says that there is no such word as "partys,"

I believe ONLY actors who were rejected from "The Golden Girls," "Aly McBeal," "Sanford and Son," and "Gilligan's Island" were invited to this casting call.

It MUST be a satire, a spoof, or was created by some third world hacker with too much time on his hands.

Microsoft has its faults; but, it could never sink to this level. I will open my own ad agency IF MS paid for this.

[svenglenn]

this is a joke right?

[anerisgreat]

@svenglenn I'm sorry to shatter your belief in humanity but... No, this is not a dream.

[haohmaru12]

what the fuck is doing that nigger monkey between whites ?

[jagjagin]

@haohmaru12 aww I bet you felt tough saying that? lol did he rape you fag? hahaha

[TheMusicMan2K]

What the hell was the marketing department at Microsoft thinking?

I love computers and working on them. From OS X to Windows to Linux and on.

But I swear to God, if people came to me, wanting to throw a "party" for a release of an operating system, like in this video, I will back hand them all. 1 for each version of that operating system.

[omgitsmikegravel]

Suddenly the geeks at my Linux Users Group seem so COOL!

[iannerd97]

holy shit! i find something about this disturbing 8(

[Macnuel13]

NERDS

[rabbitwho]

Does anyone know if this is a joke?

It's like something from the onion

[Artelus1]

Did anyone notice that the black guy came only for the food? lol

[Bazz0]

Ha, hadn't seen this before. Maybe I'm being a bit cynical but that seems too cheesy to take at face value. Perhaps they thought if they make a terrible video people would throw mock windows 7 launch parties to make fun of it, or at least the video would become viral, which it has.

[Welocy]

I bet the guy to the left wants to install Linux :)

[rat1a1tat1tat]

sad

[superluigikart]

What if you get a blue screen at the party! lol! This sounds like the most boring party ever! Where's the music!? lol

[noganov]

wow so lame, how can this be an actual video created to market windows 7? has to be some sort of sick joke

[crookies93]

@noganov. its totally legit :/

[yonskii]

yeah, those 4 look like the types who'd hang out together... -_-

[GomerDose]

No Mexicans? oh thats right they don't have computers

[ManyuX95]

Hey! Whats your problem ¬¬ we dont say here. No Americans? oh thats right, have no culture, and they have terrorists. What the Hell is your problem?

[GomerDose]

I like to fart and go potty and pee pee!

[anerisgreat]

@GomerDose It's better than this shit.

[cobalt404]

Looks like the start of a very nasty porn video.

[meak911]

Poor black token dude.

[hemsley12345]

wut??

[zivlazar]

I need to take a shower and was my eyes!!

[antistar1000]

Without doubt, the weirdest 6 minutes and 14 seconds of my life so far. There are no words to fully describe the sheer, mind-blowing weirdness of this video.

[carbonmonoxyd]

Who the FUCK is so lame that they'd actually do this shit.

[cfinch7874]

I let them fool around with snap for a while.... OH SNAP!

[johnqpublicmusic]

This makes me ashamed to own Windows 7 legally. What the fuck...

[superrcat]

Like any of these people would be at a party with each other...

[ACIDSKUL1982]

i still dont know what they are talking about

[mrjaimz]

I feel dirty. Creepy Dirty. This is wrong.

[SkiFast10]

This absolutely has to be the worst corporate-grassroots marketing tutorial idea ever. Fantastic cutting/editing, too. I love how at 1:05 the lap-top is open at 0:26, closed at 0:47, open at 1:05, closed at 1:12, open again at 1:30

[AtheistLurker]

Everything about this commercial says shit. Ohhh man this is painful to watch....

[foreyeproductions]

This the worst peace of shit i have seen for years.

[Rasfuten]

5:43 - 5:51 is awkwardly hilarious.

[grandrapids57]

@Rasfuten you are right, i think that comment is the ad agency talking to MS.

[TheHawkdaddy]

o_o

I want to die.

[namegamereviews]

this is a joke....

[JimmyG100]

...The fuck?

[Kalminar]

This is so incredible creepy

[jazzmaverick11]

they've got a grandma and and a mum in her like 40s

yea they so no there sht about technology

[54mor1544c]

are they actually suggesting that you throw a "party" where you pitch windows 7 to your friends? apparently they can't hire salesmen

[DanAmrich]

"Microsoft put the launch of Windows 7 in our hands! Are they nuts or what?" They are what.

[JoJo72X]

This is serious isn't it? Incredible.

[lolololamy]

lol....wow.

[criticaljimmk]

wow i wanna go to one of those...so badly

[ericxpenner]

Oh my god... this is absolutely terrible. I sincerely hope that the person who came up with this was promptly sacked.

[isubscribeeveryone2]

oh yeah and the video jumps at 0:49 and 0:50 and at 0:49 the guy has coke and at 0:50 he has tea. this is bullshit

[isubscribeeveryone2]

lol how everyone gets tea but the black guy drinks kool aid. wow microsoft.

[vexxevxev]

770 Rating? 1 1/2 stars? Does this video really even deserve a rating?

[Nolfer4Ever]

No, not really :D

[vexxevxev]

This has got to be one of THE MOST RETARDED videos I've ever seen on youtube.

[fewzebrank]

this is the ugliest shit i ever saw in my entire life

[TheMidna]

This has to be the most ridiculously diverse cast ever assembed: Nerdy white guy who can hold his liquor, two Caucasian women of varying ages and yet of MILF quality, and the token black guy who speaks in standard English with a hint of Ebonics accent.

[DjNemes1s]

I was thinking exactly that same thing!! It's so contrived it's unbelievable - this has got to be the stupidest thing ever!! I really don't want a stupid ghey Win 7 party thanks, and not sure I want Win 7 anymore after listening to those idiots rambling on

[couchaleteRobinson]

i cant tell if this is a joke or serious... please dont say the ladder...

[mtallmen184]

>Windows 7 as a special guest

I would totally throw a party for Windows 7-tan!

[trunkszetto]

I really want to watch this whole thing, but I just can't. It's way too bad.

[25sounds]

This is a bad commercial. Two young dudes and two old ladies at a party?!

[rayanzz]

There are people in marketing who have been paid a substantial amount by Microsoft to develop this? It's the most counter-productive 6 minute piece of video I've ever seen encouraging anyone to do anything.

The time on the oven jumps from 3:41 (00:42 of the youtube video) to 4:03 ( 1:01) to 3:32 (1:11) 3:56 (1:31), 3:52 (1:40), 4:34 (4:21) 5:13 (6:03) 5:08 (6:09 - the end of the video).

[adamgarson]

Wow - you checked the time on the oven throughout the video? Impressive. I think.

[LowCaloriePie]

HAHAHAHA!!! :D :D

Fail, Microsoft, fail!

[trilogypart3]

This is the gayest pile of steaming crap to ever be filmed. Microsoft obviously thinks that people are stupid enough to fall for shit like this. And why shouldn't they? After all, the world is full of gullible people who've helped turn a sub-standard OS into the worl's most used OS. And in the process, these same people have let Microsucks become a far bigger company than it ever should have been.

BTW... Apple is becoming just as bad. They're just more subtle about it.

[ssmicks]

Bahahahaha.... This is pretty horrible

[peppsss1]

LOLOLOL this makes me so embarrassed for microsoft god dammit.

[ray558000]

i don't get why he open and close the pc every min soooooooooooooooooooooooooo sooooooooooooooooooooooooo sooooooooo GAY................

ps

i think this old women have no idea what's going on and what they talking about

[mrants11]

yo this is so fucking gay

[barcapat]

microsoft are so lame its untrue. I thought this was a spoof, but no. its real.

[LordLivingston]

Wait a sec? Where's the porn?

[scandalinhio]

so its commercial ? or a joke ?... either way its a crap.

[jbdyoni]

I actually got an email from Microsoft (I subscribe to everything Microsoft...) inviting me to host a party. Sounded pretty good a the time but I didn't want my pictures all over the internet...

[DJordydj]

strange but nice to hear something like this

[videographica]

worst joke ever ... P.S. "their tots serious"

[puddlessir]

You're retarded if you're taking this seriously. Look at the way it's directed, the camera movements, it's clearly a joke.

[xenoexuberphobe]

I thought the Seattle area was full of tragically hip dufuses running in circles? This movie is so backward it's almost frightening.

Is MS a hi-tech company? Because it makes decisions like a Texas hillbilly who struck oil.

WEIRD!

[MilkChan]

what if the host had a bunch of porn stashed on their hard drive?

[MilkChan]

Whats with their clothes I didn't know Windows 7 came out in 1998

[BLlNK]

sounds like one hell of a party. bet most of the people had a hangover the next day

[Seaprimate]

This video fills me with hate and disdain. Despite that fact, I'm still going to throw a Win7 launch party myself. It will be a fantastic party, where we take turns learning how to instant message, open applications from the start menu, check our emails, and download porn.

[vananucho]

microsoft wants to dominate the facking world!!!

os party, come on!!-__- wtf is next from microsoft??,

[katieisahugedork]

This is one of the worst things I have ever seen.

[callum151000]

My God, that's bad! I love Windows 7 (although I love my Mac more) but that is truly awful! I am pretty sure that if Microsoft had been left to marketing sex, the human race would be skrewed.

[theproof7]

this is embarrassing for them even though i like win7

[davseb222]

Hear ye, hear ye, sheep of the world, windows 7, come hither sheep of the world.....

Fucking sheep..... I remember the hype with Vista.... bullshit...leave me be with my XP - change is BAAAD!!!

[AQHackAQ]

then fucking use Windows 1.0 bitch if you don't like changes.. Ok?

[davseb222]

Hey, AQhackAQ why don't you lick the sweat off the balls of those who after they installed Vista realized, IF IT AINT BROKE DONT FUCKING FIX IT, YOU FUCKING BALL LICKER PIECE OF FUCK, here, lick my virtual splooge.......!!! ooo oo ooo o, yeah!!! you know you like iTTTT!!!! OH, and by the way, fucknard, the consensus is in, this campaign sucks balls!!!!

[TeROFLcopter]

who parties over an operating system??? thats lame, it would make you sooo uncool!!!!!! oh and what r they even going out about?? they are rambling about nothing???

[uzernayme2]

omggg! ill be sure to watch this video before i go to bed tonight, it will help me doze off.

[onlinevideocritic]

I'd rather douse myself with gasoline and then light myself on fire than hang out with these people. I thought Windows 7 was going to be lame compared to Mac OSX, but if this video is any indication, it may be far much lamer than I had thought.

[howtosavealife43]

WTF is this??

Lol when they make there OS better than a Vista polish, THEN I'll party.

[Alpha4Centauri]

"You just leave your computer running and let people mess around with it."

Their idea for of party really captures the whole essence of the Windows operating system, doesn't it?

[JimmyP4905]

Are you kidding me????? WOW!!! Microsoft is completely out to lunch!!! Could they be more disconnected? Imagine working in that bubble called Microsoft? Seriously,... who cares? This just shows how lost they are. Is there actually anyone out there that would actually be sold after this video? Not that you need convincing after that embarrassing display of I don't know what to call it, but, People! Windows 7 will surely let you down. It's not just the product. It's the entire company direction.

[drewloewe]

oy gevalt

[artifactingreality]

this.... is the creepiest thing I've ever seen.

Now I'm a geek.... but I wouldn't party over an OPERATING SYSTEM. Jeez.

[Adams42]

Is this a fake??? It's sooooo pathetic!

[flavadaveflynn4]

What a pile of kowtowing cunts. I hope the marketing team behind this suffers.

[cehawe]

Creepy, actually really scares me.

[SMARTY65]

Wow ! Look at all that ....fruit..and salad...and and is that a Ginger Ale on the left ?...these guys know how to party.... WILD !!!!!!!

[ubuntututorials]

Windows 7 needs to be better than Vista, or Microsoft is screwed.

It should be though. Then again, people said the same thing about Vista...

[BenAshton24]

well that was 6 minutes and 15 seconds of my life that I spent squirming in my chair due to the embarrassment I was feeling for those poor people who were stripped of their dignity by looking like complete tools in front of the entire Internet :(

[Gihits]

The only time I have my damn computer out during a party is when we play facking Halo and Guitar Hero III, watching porn, and playing uncensored offensive rap songs and get drunk! Now that would be one hell of a party!!! :D

[azoressinger]

Very pathetic!!!

[mchief111]

Lmao, it's a spoof. Microsoft did a great job making into a viral vid.

[osjcag]

Lets take a minute or so,

SIX MINUTES full of SHIT??!

I'm so happy Mac exists

[totemtot]

I think I'm gonna be sick :*(

[ridindirtybooi]

FK DIS

[jugglinphil]

This is pathetic. M$ is gonna fail big time soon.

[ynkl7abg]

And 2010 will be year of Linux. In your wet dreams.

[jugglinphil]

I don't get it, so are you pro or contra Linux now..?

[Kg277]

I bet m$ didn't plan on somebody reposting the video in order to allow commenting??!!! bwaahahahahahah!!

Guide you along the party, schedule activities? k-rad-o-man!

They even kept a log of the dewds party.

[Kg277]

listen to the blond's high heels!! Incredible!!! wow!! way to go M$

[Kg277]

Sounds like a party schedule for rehab group therapy!

[Kg277]

they said you have to install it DAYS before the party.. Must be pretty buggy.

[randysen1951]

MS has at last lost the plot! I could not even get past the first 10 seconds before I felt sick.

Is this MS answer to Apple stores?

Thanks goodness I ditched Windows in July and moved to the Mac!

[dctcool]

Why the hell would you have a party to install an Operating System?

I mean these things usually takes about an hour to install and most of these features they're bragging on about are unoriginal and not very interesting

Can't wait to see the "Hello I'm a Mac, and I'm a PC" ads about Windows 7 and this marketing campaign

[whatevergkl]

WHAT.THE.FUCK.

[GloballyImportant]

oh god... we better stay out of the way of these party animals.

[NoGufff]

They're so friendly, ethnically diverse and inoffensive ... it offends me.

[gardz08]

hilarious

[loafpork]

lol

[iowa61]

Don't forget the major ingredient... CHEESE. Oh they've got lots of that... And love the part about the suggestion to call Microsoft Tech Support! ROTGLMAO!

[Cab0cl0]

lol Token Black Guy.

This must be a joke from microsoft.

A clever viral campaign. The so bad it's good stuff.

[NetCusta]

seems to me like they are trying really really hard to deter people lol i would go as far to say their trying to scare people away from the product. for some reason i hate the word activities now....

[dannybgoode]

God this is awful. Is this seriously the best advert Microsoft could come up with. Christ!

[sbtech01]

I'm actually using windows 7 atm...tis alright... better than vista at least.. not saying much... a rough raping with a blade encrusted dildo would be better but I digress...

Seriously though microsoft can't market themselves... I mean.. I can barely stiffle my vomit watching these creepy dead eyed actors act cheery and friendly with each other while talking like no human being has talked in all of history...

[Saturate375]

I watched this on my MacBook Pro.  Yeah, I'm sticking with Leopard.

[TeROFLcopter]

OMGG now u dont feel so bad lol. i feel half embarased coz im watching this on my dell. but my imac downstairs is loling at this

[mynes120]

Geeky Kid - Check

Old Person - Check

Mom - Check

Black Guy - Check

So why didn't Microsoft choose me to host a 7 party.

[grooviant]

why not just crash a neighbors Windows party, instead of watching a pretend one on youtube.  At a real party, there is food.

Since I've already converted my neighborhood to Linux, people bring food to MY door.

[taztaz123789456]

The only demographic this could potentially make sense to is White House Wives or Old White People over 60, despite there being a black guy...

[apainfulcase]

The people who run Microsoft are insane.

[jimmytto]

The Fuck?

[cf46sr]

this is soooo sad

[53v3N7]

Who is ready for the Linux party...? I'll bring the noise, penguins and girls!

[MixesAndStuff]

Try to picture Apple and Steve Jobs insisting that you throw a Snow Leopard party.

[DanAran162]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... breaths... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Throwing a party based around the launch of a new OS. I think microsoft intentionally made this advertisement for it to reach a viral status.

[newwworlddorder]

Sigh.....Microsoft please market better

[evilknight172]

How do I get a party pack

[AimiriZ]

PARTY HARDING!!!

[xerxes106]

Haha the video is definitely a joke by MS.

[aviocet]

What the hell, man?? I can't jerk off to this, why is this video recommended for me??

Well. I guess since I'm here I will have to try, maybe the black guy will stretch that grandma.

[kumbaso18]

and they are paying someone to make these commercials... give me that money and I will make 100000x better commercial which involves hot chicks and windows 7 :D

[arielcjr]

HAHA... I laughed my ASS off... Your not trying to sell Windows 7... You're not supposed to be the total expert. Except when using vista, u gotta be an expert to have some kind of patience with vista...

I'll wait a year or so before buying 7...

unless apple decides to make a tablet mac or netbook... then i'll switch to mac...

[Timmy4pawz]

My school gave me a macbook pro, personally I'm not a fan of macs, after using windows for so long it doesn't feel right

[adsfssadsfss]

When I leave my computer running for my guests to play with, how to hide my porn from them?