Where Babies Come From!

[zroxss]

i always wanted to be a ninja dog

[iopunderstealth]

@zroxss On the show with Neal, anything is possible :)

[beautyofgrea]

Uh, yes.

[iopunderstealth]

@beautyofgrea Glad you agree :D

[iopunderstealth]

@beautyofgrea Glad you agree :D

[beautyofgrea]

@iopunderstealth

Mmmmhm

[iopunderstealth]

@beautyofgrea Oh my god, that's what I was thinking, how did you know? Get out of my head!

[beautyofgrea]

@iopunderstealth

Youre a jerk.

[iopunderstealth]

@beautyofgrea Yes, but we already knew that!

[peoplearemessedup]

Me:You know my sister?

Person: No

Me: [img of some hot chick] thats her and shes right next to me

Person: OH hi Me's sister

Me:Sorry g2g I have to fuck my sister!

[iopunderstealth]

@peoplearemessedup LOL, well said :D

[sakuraruler]

I lol'd. xD

[iopunderstealth]

@sakuraruler Stay tuned, new one just came out ;D

[waffle1997]

i really know where babies come from.........they come from storks DUUUUUHH!!!!

[iopunderstealth]

@waffle1997 And you think that idea is honestly better than mine?

[3Lams]

Thank you for saving my day bro.

[iopunderstealth]

@3Lams Your day must have been going alright if I saved it :D

[kcwalkman]

For taking the time to make funny videos.

[iopunderstealth]

@kcwalkman Hey no problem, as long as you guys enjoy them, I'll keep making them :D thanks for tuning in :D

[tsunayoshisawada]

"you know what were thinking? must be some kind of psychic." "no hes just a biochemistry studen- ohhh"

[iopunderstealth]

@tsunayoshisawada Same thing :D

[beautyofgrea]

No you didn't.

[iopunderstealth]

@beautyofgrea How would you know?

[beautyofgrea]

@iopunderstealth

I know everything.

=P

[iopunderstealth]

@beautyofgrea except who I am :D

[beautyofgrea]

@iopunderstealth

Oh yeah.

[iopunderstealth]

@beautyofgrea That's right, I win!

[beautyofgrea]

@iopunderstealth

No.

[iopunderstealth]

@beautyofgrea But...I'm not allowed to lose....

[beautyofgrea]

@iopunderstealth

Neither am I.

[iopunderstealth]

@beautyofgrea Great, the hell do we do now?

[beautyofgrea]

@iopunderstealth

You admit that you're wrong.

[iopunderstealth]

@beautyofgrea Ain't ever gonna happen :D

[Deinegurkeriechstgut]

BAMF! Not you, me. I like how you pointed out you might be lying. But you only went one second over. :[

[iopunderstealth]

@Deinegurkeriechstgut LOL, its hard to know before you edit, but I kinda did lie, even if it was just for a second :D

[Deinegurkeriechstgut]

@iopunderstealth You suck at life.

[iopunderstealth]

@Deinegurkeriechstgut I do not...on most days :D

[Deinegurkeriechstgut]

@iopunderstealth I do, on all days. We're supposed to be doing this assessment in english. We have to do 1200 words. I have done 600. I have one hour left to do it. D:

[iopunderstealth]

@Deinegurkeriechstgut Sounds like crap, how did it go?

[Deinegurkeriechstgut]

@iopunderstealth I only got 900 and it was still crap, won't find out what I got for ages now. :[

[iopunderstealth]

@Deinegurkeriechstgut Sooner rather than later considering that it won't take as long to grade yours :D, always a positive :D

[beautyofgrea]

nothings you!

[iopunderstealth]

@beautyofgrea This comment makes me happy :D

[beautyofgrea]

@iopunderstealth

Oh?

[iopunderstealth]

@beautyofgrea Yeah, well, I missed your comments :D

[RYANgills12]

most awkward would be, painting half dead turtles is normal........rite?

[iopunderstealth]

@RYANgills12 Totally normal, I do it all the time :D

[madax132]

Thumbs up if you think gummy bears taste like ass.

[iopunderstealth]

@madax132 LOL, I can't help but notice that you're not getting any thumbs up :D

[madax132]

@iopunderstealth I can;t help but notice there hasn't been any comments since mine and the views haven't changed much :P

[iopunderstealth]

@madax132 LOL, actually there have been and the video views only update twice a day for videos over 300 views :D

[madax132]

Well the most awkward thing I've ever said online has to be. Is it a boy or girl? she wasn't pregnant.

[iopunderstealth]

@madax132 LOL, I've done this in person bro :D

[madax132]

Who cares if it looks like a penis who the hell likes gummy bears?

[iopunderstealth]

@madax132 I can find you at least 8 people who do :D

[cheerfeverextra]

Where is group, "I'll dump my girlfriend, if she get's in my way of gaming!"? Oh, poor guy, dump is game system over a girl. I mean, come on, game system costs less in the long run. That's motive to keep the game system right there! :D

[iopunderstealth]

@cheerfeverextra LOL, this is true, and I'm sure there is a facebook group dedicated to this...if not...I think we should make one :D

[cheerfeverextra]

@iopunderstealth Totally! Bet it pass the other group of dumping the game system in a heart beat!

[iopunderstealth]

@cheerfeverextra Well, it would be what they call "the cold hard truth!" plus...it just makes sense, a game rarely makes me miserable...accept for the time I tried to play final fantasy 11...worst day ever :D

[cheerfeverextra]

@iopunderstealth No. Worst day ever is, when the power goes out. No gaming. Or television for the gaming. And! No computer! Now that's a bad day.

[iopunderstealth]

@cheerfeverextra LOL, happened to me not too long ago, hurricane Igor, shut everything down, even Wendy's was shut down, it was a sad time.

[Deinegurkeriechstgut]

@iopunderstealth Hurricane IGOR?!

[iopunderstealth]

@Deinegurkeriechstgut Yes, hurricane IGOR :D

[Deinegurkeriechstgut]

@iopunderstealth That's the most riddikulus thing I've ever heard. (Spelling mistake on purpose).

[iopunderstealth]

@Deinegurkeriechstgut With that spelling, it sounds like a band :D

[k0vert]

@iopunderstealth i want to smoke a blunt with you man. keep on being an honest asshole.

[iopunderstealth]

@k0vert Sounds good!

[Deinegurkeriechstgut]

@iopunderstealth With that spelling, it sounds like a spell.

[iopunderstealth]

@Deinegurkeriechstgut It totally is, your eyes should now be red, but you'll never know it because in turning red it also makes your eyes only see what your previous eye color is...I spend way too much time inventing useless spells :D

[cheerfeverextra]

@iopunderstealth Hurricane? In Canada? Hmm. Sure it was a hurricane?

[iopunderstealth]

@cheerfeverextra I'm pretty sure it was...why, what do you think it could have been, a bat attack?

[cheerfeverextra]

@iopunderstealth I'd believe a bat attack more than a hurricane in Canada! :D

[iopunderstealth]

@cheerfeverextra Bat attacks happen all the time, they call that the post office :D

[cheerfeverextra]

@iopunderstealth Huh, what freaky type of post office are you going too... Transylvania main branch?

[iopunderstealth]

@cheerfeverextra Obviously you have never sent mail to Canada, when they say airlift, they mean bats carrying stuff :D

[cheerfeverextra]

@iopunderstealth Well, not ever since you moved and I can't stalk you anymore. Geesh.  Who am I suppose to stalk in Canada now and mail stuff too? I mean... hey look at that cute puppy... right outside of your window. So... how's it going? :D

[iopunderstealth]

@cheerfeverextra Well, the new video shows the mail box you usually use :D

[cheerfeverextra]

@iopunderstealth *re-watches the video to begin to re-stalk you again* :D

[iopunderstealth]

@cheerfeverextra LOL, sounds like you have a pattern :D

[cheerfeverextra]

@iopunderstealth Ah, crap! *goes back to the drawing board* If you figured out my pattern, I certainly need a new one! :-P

[iopunderstealth]

@cheerfeverextra I await the hilarity of the new pattern :D

[cheerfeverextra]

@iopunderstealth Well, all I can say is, when you think you've seen the pattern. Wait some more, because that isn't it, and when it comes, keep waiting even longer, because that isn't it either. Basically... it could be a few years... or decades... possibly a century too.

[iopunderstealth]

@cheerfeverextra You do realize that your attempt to confuse me has failed, of course its the pattern :D

[limpidiota]

I miss you Neal. No homo. This is one of your best vid's in a long time. Very witty and quick. Just how I like it!

[iopunderstealth]

@limpidiota I'm glad you liked it, so far it seems to be getting less attention than the others but that's probably because it was posted on a non-show day :D

[redcows619]

i hate when im droppin a turd and i wipe and get poo on my hand

[iopunderstealth]

@redcows619 Glad you re-posted that, definitely awkward might win :D

[19lfm12]

@redcows619 .......the use of toilet paper is a great aid in avoiding the 'poo on hand' syndrome.

As are leaves, corn husks, pages from catalogues......

[Jayaaaessohen]

I love you man i wish i could watch you live your halarious(im not a creeper)

[iopunderstealth]

@Jayaaaessohen Maybe I'll bring back the live shows...hmmm

[Jayaaaessohen]

i missed you man make a video everyday your halarious

[iopunderstealth]

@Jayaaaessohen Unfortunately, I can't, these take about 5 hours to do, so balancing that with university is hard :D sorry

[Licardo7]

Stranger: r u a horny girl

You: well

You: on the interent

You: sure

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[iopunderstealth]

@Licardo7 Sounds like every chat roulette conversation :D

[prophetdude2]

Hey Jim, Hows it goin!

(there's no one online named Jim)

[iopunderstealth]

@prophetdude2 LOL, I've done this one before :D

[prophetdude2]

@iopunderstealth aw shi-

[iopunderstealth]

@prophetdude2 LOL, no worries, it still has a chance it made me laugh :D

[britaki]

A long time ago someone was masquerading on a message board as a really cute scene boy. Turns out that scene boy was actually a girl photoshoping herself.

Now I'm not that into scene kids, but I wanted to tell her that she made a very very very cute boy.

[iopunderstealth]

@britaki LOL, I like this :D well done!

[kcwalkman]

Thanks Neal!

[iopunderstealth]

@kcwalkman For what, I didn't do anything special :D

[19lfm12]

Babies come from Wal-Mart.

From aisle 7.....see the sign: "Baby"

Next to the condiments.

[iopunderstealth]

@19lfm12 I think they are trying to hint at something there...

[19lfm12]

@iopunderstealth Either:

a) Ketchup is great on anything

OR

b) 'a baby isn't a baby without Miracle Whip'.

[iopunderstealth]

@19lfm12 I like this...I think I will use this :D

[thehumador]

render your screen capped comments as .png

it won't look shitty

[iopunderstealth]

@thehumador They are actually :D

[19lfm12]

@iopunderstealth The most ludicrous placement of pay phones I have ever seen was in Grand Central Station (the famous train terminal) in NYC.

They used to have them in various locations in or near the main hall. Very convenient. But they found a much better place for them:

Inside the entrances to the 60-odd train tracks...in dark corners....quite convenient to the diesel locomotives & loud talking train crews.

'I can't hear you...wait...let me turn the trains off first....'

[iopunderstealth]

@19lfm12 LOL, I think, this situation must be used in the next show :D I just need to find a way to work it in, pure gold :D

[RECON1235]

No ur good this time u didn't lie :$

[iopunderstealth]

@RECON1235 I did, by like 1 second :D

[tRuEXsKiiLxSmOkiinG]

Babies come form the stork.

[iopunderstealth]

@tRuEXsKiiLxSmOkiinG Or that biscuit thing...that I showed...

[tRuEXsKiiLxSmOkiinG]

@iopunderstealth Also, when ever my parents wrestle i get a new brother or sister. So maybe wrestling has to do with it.

[iopunderstealth]

@tRuEXsKiiLxSmOkiinG Oh it does, hence why sometimes you never see professional wrestlers a second time...

[tRuEXsKiiLxSmOkiinG]

@iopunderstealth True, I've been to a live wrestling event and they had alot of little wrestlers so maybe they could be their kids.

[iopunderstealth]

@tRuEXsKiiLxSmOkiinG Yes but there are less and less of them, they are trying to cut back due to anti-child labor laws :D

[tRuEXsKiiLxSmOkiinG]

@iopunderstealth Haha, I can honestly say i have a soccer ball that says "This ball has been manufactured without child labor." This is the cause of wrestling too.

[iopunderstealth]

@tRuEXsKiiLxSmOkiinG I think they advertise that subliminally on the show though :D

[19lfm12]

@tRuEXsKiiLxSmOkiinG Ah...so in reality...rather then a soccer ball made by child labor, he has one made by adult slave labor.

A very humanitarian ball, indeed.

:D

[fukyous]

You claim to have made my day a little more entertaining for 3-5 minutes, yet the video is fives minutes and one second long...

[GodEyeAmSoCool]

@fukyous Pretty sure he said that he could be lying. But what do I know ? I only have 2 fully functioning ears

[iopunderstealth]

@GodEyeAmSoCool That's some heavy duty sarcasm, I congratulate you :D

[iopunderstealth]

@fukyous That's more than 5 mins...last I checked :D

[waffle1997]

how much does the twitter update cost huh

[iopunderstealth]

@waffle1997 I think that's up for debate :D

[waffle1997]

well with the four-um mout would make your arm tire and what if u have a dinner plate and ur am gets tired i geuss what a waste of money

[iopunderstealth]

@waffle1997 Completely but you know apple, they want to make money off of everything :D

[waffle1997]

i picture a mammoth standing in a corner shitting

[iopunderstealth]

@waffle1997 Exactly :D, all of a sudden hobos can make a living :D

[waffle1997]

@iopunderstealth what so i should have given that hobo $20 I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!

[iopunderstealth]

@waffle1997 Nah, it only costs 9.99 :D

[waffle1997]

Neal on 0:52 THATS WHY WE HAVE BLUETOOTH

[iopunderstealth]

@waffle1997 Of course, but that's not enough blue...need MOAR blue :D

[N0CatchyName]

@iopunderstealth No, what we really need is more COWBELL!

[iopunderstealth]

@N0CatchyName More cowbell? I think there is an ice cream called cowbell :D

[waffle1997]

@iopunderstealth yah what would the world be without blue a pink sky who would like that..........me.......no

[iopunderstealth]

@waffle1997 I would like that...it would ro people of happiness, I'm all for that :D

[waffle1997]

@iopunderstealth EVERYONE SINCE HOBOS R GONNA MAKE A LIVING STOP GIVING THEM PITTY MONEY OK ITS DISGUSTING

[iopunderstealth]

@waffle1997 LOL, that it is :D

[waffle1997]

seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee thats why i dont like other poeple's dogs

[iopunderstealth]

@waffle1997 Because they're ninjas?

[ReikaNohara]

Most awkward thing ever?

Me- Hey, you know that feeling you get when you just take a piss? Like, that relieved and happy feeling?

Other person- Um, yeah, sure.

Me- I feel that around you :D

Other person- I make you feel like you just pissed?

Me- . . . g2g

[iopunderstealth]

@ReikaNohara I don' think anyone is gonna beat this...I think its guaranteed you made the next show :D...just awesome

[ReikaNohara]

@iopunderstealth LOL yay! XD This sadly actually happened.

[iopunderstealth]

@ReikaNohara Not sadly, hilariously :D

[ReikaNohara]

@iopunderstealth Blah. That depends, really. XD

[iopunderstealth]

@ReikaNohara For me = awesome :D

[ReikaNohara]

@iopunderstealth Well fine then, just push your opinions on other people, GOD!

XD Ahh, but srsly. ^^ Lulz

[iopunderstealth]

@ReikaNohara LOL, I actually still laugh while reading it, absolute hilarity :D

[ReikaNohara]

@iopunderstealth ^^ Thank youse :D

[iopunderstealth]

@ReikaNohara It's nothing :D

[19lfm12]

@iopunderstealth BTW...thank you! Before seeing this edition of the show I had no clue that "Narnia' = in the closet.

A truly lovely euphemism that is!

"Tom Cruise is in Narnia".....sounds so much nicer.

[iopunderstealth]

@19lfm12 LOL, I agree :D

[fiddlestick89]

dude you don't know how stupid I am looking right now lol, sitting on a couch in the campus laughing my ass off at this video lol

[iopunderstealth]

@fiddlestick89 LOL, I'm sure you and plenty of others...as soon as they realize that the video is up :D

[ShroomSamich]

i told a girl that hit on me if she liked me or not then she said no. wtf?

[iopunderstealth]

@ShroomSamich Sounds like she was confused :D...or just really stupid :D

[Wolfogre]

Most embarrassing I wanted to say on the internet...?

"I am a human being."

[iopunderstealth]

@Wolfogre *drops spoon is disbelief*

[Wolfogre]

@iopunderstealth

It's like Tourette's... I say horrible things sometimes.

:D

[iopunderstealth]

@Wolfogre You and me both, its one of the reason why we are winners :D

[Keyoko15]

yay awesome video I loved pix ^^ How many cokes did you get

[iopunderstealth]

@Keyoko15 Like my whole family or just me?

[NickPalmer9]

Another great episode from the only Neal that matters!

[iopunderstealth]

@NickPalmer9 Ah, yes, that's good to hear :D

[azis1100]

~one of the funniest pwnage statements ever...

"Since you obviously don't know the first thing about biochemistry or genetics or organic chemistry, discussing this issue with you is like discussing Socrates with a poodle. It's a one way conversation in which one participant (you) can't even argue cogently because he lacks the knowledge base necessary to do anything but sound like an ignoramus."

- dideoxynucleotide <---FTW

[iopunderstealth]

@azis1100 It is the best pwnage statement ever :D

[waffle1997]

the most awakrd thing i wanted to say to someone is

U NEED TO FUCK OFF BEFORE I FIND UR MOM AND FUCK HER

[iopunderstealth]

@waffle1997 LOL, sounds like that moron I was pwning :D

[waffle1997]

@iopunderstealth yep

[iopunderstealth]

@waffle1997 Maybe you should tell Santa to stop training dogs :D