How to Stalk a Girl

[killdude2000]

why is the door open at 3:49 - 3:50?

[metal1997rocker1997]

titties!!!!!



[electriccomics]

hi

[electriccomics]

funny

[cryserjM1911]

Getting out of feeding your hamster to stalk women? FAWWWWWWK YEEAAH!

[illwillkill]

NINJA STAR, SNEAKY BITCH THROWS KNIVES

[heavyarmscustom]

whats the name of the song at the end?

[freckedbarbie2]

remain silent and play with your weiner

[MinathePikachu]

he is so fuckin vulnerable at that window because its open,your right there cause your head is huge it almost takes up the whole damn window and thats fagotty

[lordeen13]

remain silent and play with your weiner hahahahahahahahahaha

[judew9]

Hilarious !!!

[Devan1H]

Keep the titty grabbing to yourself.... THATS BS!!!!!!

[cryserjM1911]

that girl is fuckin sexy as hell

[WackoPHILLYFAN]

keep the titty grabbin to yourself

[jake51479]

didnt know there was a p in hamster

[MrChasetifer]

3:32 for the best face

[mobboy241]

HIP-HIP HORAY!!!!!!!!!

[cheesecherry38]

now how do i stalk a guy who has me blocked on facebook....

[masterfeeley]

STAY SILENT AND PLAY WITH YOUR WIENER!!!

[madman42066]

hahahaha yay you did it you freakin creepy asshole

[abbe390]

that bitch is really hot and youare really funny

[TheJofisean]

@johncarter161 i wana b that CUCUMBER

[Stealthassassin513]

SEXY bitch throws knives. U got it FUCKING wrong!!!!!!

[johncarter161]

I wanna be that knife -__-

[Bluebloodhair]

you are amazing man....amazing : )

[TheDrumstick77]

She's so sexy

[ramerache]

im going to put these lesons to the test!!

[cholkorn8]

Hahahhha....very funny, but not too helpful...

[TheYoungTechnique]

She is soo hot

[MrDanger9111]

could spongebob fuck you

[DelMonicoM]

i like how the cucumber turns into a gun

[KaraColannd]

who ever doesnt like this video im gonna shoot in the fuckin faceee. lol

[KimmyDoesntGiveAFuck]

This is fuckin hilarious!

[ramboslice1337]

YAY YOU DID IT

[itsovr9001]

SNEAKY BITCH THROWS KNIVES!!!

[TightScope]

GETTING OUT OF FEEDING YOU'RE HAMSTER TO STALK WOMEN? FWOOOKK YEAHH!

[shad0wmire]

Ur girlfriend is hot as hell

[Djappleshd]

he has hollister!!!!! =D

[sasukeuchihademon1]

shes prety hot

[chase79336]

lol 1:44 look at her face

[Stiimify]

GETTINGOUTOFFEEDINGYOURHAMPSTE­R TO STALK WOMEN ? FUCK YEAH

[Jack000Ripper]

Anomaly detected, Stalker.

[MrThecricketguy]

man i love the girl

[Starfox384]

Turns out this was just a JVC commercial

[wahgan]

1,606+ GOT DRILL TO THE FACE BECAUSE THEY FUCKED WITH THE WRONG PUSSSSSSSSY!

[xShitXRandomshit]

Thumbs up if you want to fuck his girlfriend !

[22bearsfan]

YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG PUSSAY

[MoJacques]

You be have an interesting accent. Haha

[ImposCoE]

HECK YEAH!



[vangoghbestfan]

Press 4 and say ŁOŁ !!!!

[BeauSkunk]

"DRILL TO THE FACE!" I love the "squishy" sound effect when she does that. lol

And to think somebody tried to say Makemebad's video were sexist, yet he keeps getting "killed" by armed women in them.

[SpasmStudio]

If i had tits to squeeze then why the hell would i be here?

[lilscatman2814]

And bingo was his namo

[Tbone10sucks]

@kraddark3 yes

[MonsterAtrix]

Roses are brown...

Violets are brown.....?

Who the fuck keeps

shitting on my flowers?

[mrtunafish2009]

thank you

[DarkTech115]

boom headshot

[xXRozieMeXx]

Roses are blue.

Violets are unicorns.

This poem doesn't make any sense.

Refrigerator.

[Burntdish]

@xXRozieMeXx Very original.

[fallout3mrman]

@xXRozieMeXx a better one is-

Roses are red,

My name is Dave,

This poem makes no sense,

Microwave!

[Shadowkill567]

@fallout3mrman an even better one is-

Roses are Gay

Violets are gayer

Fuck this poem

Listen to slayer...Or

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I suck at poems

Nice Tits!

[xXRozieMeXx]

@fallout3mrman Actually, that one makes more sense than you would think, Young Patawan.

[kraddark3]

Is that his real girlfriend

[doatlife]

Should i stalk my neighbor? .. i mean, its my mom.. just kiddin.. shes dead.

[GorretheMachinator]

She must be some sort of witch to transform a cucumber into a gun.

[wmiraglio]

SHOT IN THE FUCKING FACE!

[itf1998]

@makemebad35 I SWEAR I DID THIS ALL AND IT FUCKING WORKED

[GlitteryCupcakeWhore]

What kind of nissan do u drive?!

[hockeyguyh8]

the warning part is funny...what this man is about to tell you is ludacris XD XD hilarious

[Faithlessly96]

Getting out of feeding your hamster to stalk girls

Foouuuk Yeah!

[desse56]

Screw you HAHAHA!

[SuperNIKOS1998]

what's that music at the end o.O ?

[TheChangeFo]

@SuperNIKOS1998 Look in the discription :)

[inclinevillagenv]

Stew pid produced this garbage

[sundayfunday563]

his gf isnt really hot guys

[OmniTriforce3]

@sundayfunday563 Yeah she, what are you talking about

[7DrKnockers7]

I wonder if your girlfriend's parents have watched any of your videos. That would be interesting to explain.

[xxxgamingRUSxxx]

guide to watch this video

keep pressing 8

your wellcome

[Wolfy2k10]

Your girlfriend is my masturbation material... porn is SHIT in comparison with your GF!

[jarvussucks14]

Girl is sexy

[TheKateyW]

Not as funny as the one '' How to kiss''

[FEARME4IAMD3ATH]

at 0:36

[FEARME4IAMD3ATH]

I'm gonna be reincarnated as the ninja star at 0:37 .. :D

[Mrnanas]

who else paused at 0:20?

[CMCroley96]

"What this man is about to teach you is Ludacris." Wait, what?

[MrGamerboy323]

hahaha lol when hes shaking his at 1:44 the 20 dollar bill

[hipo4life]

wait WTF... she pulls knives out her vadge?

[bradlelover9578]

Shane dawson!!! -3

[125kisser]

I loved that and add me as friend @ ( 125krazykris@gmail.com )

[TsoGab]

Best Fuck Yeah sound evar

[FreshFromDaBasement]

And bingo was is name LMAO

[JoshieWellsy]

SHOT IN THE FUCKING FACCCEEEE

[AllInOneProduction]

SHOT IN THE FUCKING FAAAAACE all of the ones of him yelling with the big white letter s are funny nice job friend

[BigNewman10]

"Your hilarious

[rubene96]

Whats the song at the end

[godanselmo]

what about how to punch a girl?

[longorn69]

Remain silent and play with your wiener!!!

[skateordie4234]

Lol right at the end " and cut "

[funnymichael1]

......and bingo was his name-o.......

[CanIGetaGame134]

Time to strangle Ben Franklin

[elffy66]

LOOOOOOOOOOL

[chencho5000]

i love his phrase "I want it! oo I want it! TITTIESSSSS!!!!!" puré awesomeness thank you damian

[theddrumdrummer6669]

FOLLLLLK YEEAHHH!!!

[garciamateo6]

sneaky bitch throws knifes



[SickSkills23]

2:23 The best "Fuck" I've ever heard!

[JDTheGuru]

YOU ARE A LEGEND!

[XxJvanKunxX]

REMAIN SILENT AND PLAY WITH YOUR WIENER!

[SomeRandomDudeOnYT]

Because of videos like this, I created a set of text tones for my iPhone with each shouting cutoff.

"SCORE: 0...

LEARN TO

SHUT YOUR

GOD DAMN

MOUTH" is my "Sent e-mail" tone. Now I can't wait to send and email and get yelled at by Damian. XD

[ultimatelax9]

Hahhaha and bingo was his namo:D

[TheNintendo101]

Why did I get here from searching "mentlegen"?

[thefunnyking12]

The girl fucking hot

[TheUnknownD]

Your fucking awsome 

[sumptjez000]

1:47 wat u say wen u get the clap.

[tevelisTV]

I used to jerk off to your girlfriend, but then.... No wait..

[Swatteam195]

@tevelisTV lol whut?

[gswagger75]

this guy is so fucking funny dude i love your vids..just like rwj

[ThatGuyInYourCar]

All I have to say is WTF? lol

[AiirsoftManiiac]

BINGO WAS HIS NAMO

[BradJustinDiller]

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'RE A STALKER!

[xxxxxxhjdi38638]

Isn't she like your wife or girfrienr somthing

[iPlayWithMyWiiAllDay]

NO IT HAS PORN

[XxToHellAndBackxX]

But stalking is so fun...

[iArTiizT]

Haha Hampster :D

[kane034]

SHOT IN THE FUCKING FACE

[pantherandgrizzly]

Lmaoo your crazy bro x"D

[TheJoao611]

ROFL!

[MrPhancake]

YOU FRICKEN CREEPY ASSHOLE

[thejoshr2009]

SHOT IN THE FUCKIN!!! FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sumptjez000]

1:46 what u say after u get the clap.

[sumptjez000]

does her tatto say carpe diem??????

[FirecrackerFilms29]

@sumptjez000 yes

[transformerdude4251]

@sumptjez000 Yes.... Yes it does

[m9killer1]

Captain cuddles will be starvin tonight...... maybe he will eat some cucumbers oooooohhhhhh!!!!!!

[MrXnergy]

YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG PUSSY

[crazybum35]

if ur girl was naked in the yard i would rap her

[Feldschleimer]

@crazybum35

like 50 cent?

[TheBlackLite111]

1596 people is in jail right now

[AllLatinoBitches]

Lmfao I Love The Announcer So Much Ahaa (x

[amvfxc]

I would show this to my friends, but they'd all probably think i search "how to stalk a girl" on youtube lmao

[zakcashin]

I like cucumbers

[Alexsz11]

lmfao time to choke mr ben franklin



[crazybum35]

DONT GO CRAZY BUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS HOT AS FUCK

[knotightul]

Carpe Diem

[gogeta3366]

she has such n amazing body

[xthriveonfear]

You spelled hamster wrong, just saying. :) <3

[TheRandomNinja1]

@xthriveonfear no he didnt its hampster not hamster.

[Gurimmjaw]

@TheRandomNinja1 Yes he did. It is spelled hamster not hampster. In the dictionary it is spelled hamster. So @xthriveonfear is right.

[MrSethsiPodz]

Congrats ,men will be jerking to he a while now...

[ninjaridley]

The thumbnail gave me the strangest boner.

[ecuawezzy]

Dude, you girl she's really hot.!!

[qRe8Gaming]

Looks like I'm getting my 3-5 vegetables today

[yeagerkid]

i thought this video said how to spank a girl xDD

[KornSlipknot2157654]

I wish my hot neighbor kept a knife in her bathing suit.

[OVERLORDxLEGOxMASTER]

WOW UR GIRLFRIENDS HOT

[Yakushi0Mikatsu]

@OVERLORDxLEGOxMASTER follow those steps and stalk her >:D

[woodger1988]

you spelt hamster wrong.... :-p

[Rhydry121]

Is she his girlfriend?

[LilMisTaken]

You fucked with the wrong pussy ;)

[ApocalypticVids]

FOREVER MIIINE!

[karmy76]

0:33 TIIITIIES!!!! XD

[SniperGabe96]

"And Bingo was his name-o." xD

[sweduxbridge]

Thumbnail makes me hard!

[LuckyCh4rms1]

I don't get it, you knew where she lived at the beginning of the video? D: She was in her back yard in the sun, yet you still don't know where she lives, and have to follow her home?>_>

[drag837]

@LuckyCh4rms1 he says "maybe she isn't your neighbor"

[45ruiz]

2:58. i literally started crying. every time. he always knows how to make people laugh

[HeckyEOA89]

@45ruiz Agreed!!!! :)