Asian Baby Massage (for Fathers)

[HELPMEIDUNNOHOWTOUSE]

the tractor has turbo chitter :D

[Musicposter4you]

awwwww family interactions are cute

[Lostfaith1980]

Sell your bike. Buy a TARDIS. Their safer.

Oh wait... I forgot about the Cyber Men and Daleks.

Well... you'll be fine as long as you dont travel to other planets or dimensions.

[VideoCommenterz]

CUTE!

[HitomiNoRyu]

Babies: the number one excuse for full-grown men to play with cute little toys without looking like an idiot!

[Stevemgee]

Sounds like "old gregg" from Mighty boosh, I'll have to try the voice on my little ones :o)

[heysteve]

mordeth is training his son from an early age to hate cagers lol

[ANToffka21]

if i had a baby, ill sell my bike i think. its very dangerous for me and my future son to live without father!= (

[TheOneMetallica1]

Ummmm dude. Whats the point of life if you can't have fun?

[ANToffka21]

@TheOneMetallica1 i know, but responsibility for son is more important than having fun. now without childrens im hardly understand this, but my friends ride on bike very seldom since that moment they have a child. thats our life in moscow, man. every 3rd biker crash himself on the road coz idiots in cars didnt use mirrors or smth else

[damarei]

I agree.

The only time I feel unsafe in Russia  is when I'm riding in a car

[makeupholic86]

aww this was soo cute

[WildMaverick1200]

actually that looks like fun....I could try that with my nephew

[Laucheehung]

babys like wthhhhh why do i have to put up with this...

[maxerzz14]

Mordeth i love you, but you dont smash your kid in the face xD

[givuhcky22]

and you smash it into their face...

[iopghjk001]

and u smash it in to there face

[JooKed]

your baby seems old already.

[spadastunter]

HAHAHH wtf, thats a strange comment

[vspec2wrx]

HAHAHA My mum used to tell me i used to make that noise when she yould pat my back.

[SKStylez]

lol... i have a funny feeling that mordeth is gonna enjoy those toys more than his kid ;D

[PublicEnemyDean]

and smash them in the face with it

[Muttley196]

I AM GOING TO EAT YOUR BABY NOM NOM NOM

[jimbo10003]

lolol tasty

[MyDixieRekked]

lol..i seen you on charley boormans show the other week,," he hides his indentity because he is an illegal street racer" nearley wet myself

[jofa117]

gangsta baby

[sweetdude324]

lol thats funny he's pretty cute ;)

[xox945]

nice southern accent lololool

[metalgearasian94]

i wish you were my dad

[magknight]

Parenting WIN

[ayameiz4u]

lol to cute :)

[thygodofrock190]

Man has it really been a year? I started watching ur vids like 3 years ago... damn it really hasnt been that long but FUCK does it feel like it.

[physix3001]

Will he ever grow any hair on his head?

[shivviper1]

yes... its called getting a haircut...

[13mordeth]

We've shaved his head twice...but it's still very slow coming in.

[MRATOMIK94]

lol Atomik here

cool video

[MT7015]

very cute!! Can´t wait for mine... comin in January, but its a girl.... great vid! 5*

[ElKkshi]

Congrats :)

[whiteynator]

congratulations! :)

[punkzorr]

yeah congrats, good luck w/ ur baby

[mcfallzjackass]

your good dad :) your kid looks happy

[XSofakingkwlX]

my dad was never this cool...he would put me ontop of the fridge and be like"YAAAY!FRIDGE RIDE!"

[ampdgmr]

Are you kidding me? that's epic.

[xXPandaTsubasaXx]

@XSofakingkwlX LMAO I'm so sorry but your comment made me laugh super hard XD

[zypp33]

great to see you with Jade , doesnt a year go fast!

[jeenyus720]

before i watched this video i thought you were going to cut to your motorcycle and start massaging that lol because my bike is my baby

[iamwarlord]

lol

[theemptysodabottle]

I love your kid m13 he is really cute

[4341449]

lmao.. my dog makes that same groaning sound when i rub his belly. that made me laugh

[plkj13]

Lol cute :)

[sim725]

we all know you like playing with toy cars

[princ3dan]

Lawl your drag racing ..

[AdelineProductions]

I wonder what your son will think when he grows up and sees this

[whiteynator]

haha was thinking the same

[geminielf7]

Your baby clearly wants to go to sleep... but  your energetic father won't let you.

Your kids like : "Come on dad let me sleep..."

m13: "Brrooommm"

Jade: "Kids these days..."

[rEcKLesSzzz]

whoes jade? his wife?

[kasatka014]

His son...

[RockinSurfer09]

his son

[90fitzgerald09]

and all done in anti-bullying week....tut tut tut 8)

[25493james]

he is so cute :)

[TheNLRider]

That's just awesome! Nice video!

[BRIANLIGHT1010]

how old is he ?

[13mordeth]

A year this month.

[zarek10]

wow a year already man

[Bodhizzle]

Haha, hahahahaha! xD

[maradeanu]

The drag racing was "wonderfull" , too bad that there was no burnout

LOL

Nice kid mordeth

Good luck

[1248163264128256512]

that sound he makes at 0:32

does that mean he likes it

lol, just wondering

[13mordeth]

Yeah, he was smiling and laughing.....hard to tell in the video.

[HunterXray]

At this point, baby roundhouse kicks Mordeth13 in the chin, mutters something in Chinese and goes back to bed. :)

[RZK600]

if i have a child i hope its a boy...

gives me an excuse to play with toys again XD

[vvlad09]

i love that movie ))

[1248163264128256512]

haha

XD

[noxzorz]

I wanna be a baby again T_T

[aznsketcher]

a very quiet child

[13mordeth]

Not really. He was falling asleep.

[LANDOPERK]

"and you smash it into their face"

[XenoRacing]

oh you said TOY dumptruck.. whoops!! D:

[TLan14]

He's so peaceful..haha

[RageATM223]

Your baby is adorable =D

[wvrobert]

to cute, awesome

[schwarzkopf123]

WTF

[100yungD100]

is he ur minime?

[zombiekid16]

just an exuese to play with the toys isn't it mordeth :p

[jodwhitfield]

lol you said "Im a man" like james brown on the the big payback.

[svengalie]

good video, shame it's dark.

[EmoSupernova]

This is such a precious moment. <3

[OGSheep]

Lol very funny video, seems like you enjoy the toys more than your son does hahaha, another great vid Mordeth, keep them coming.

- Sheep.

[dardonZ]

tssk! tssk! tssssk! Loool

[Nightangel421]

That is a great idea, lol. Hope everything turns out well for you and your family.

[Hudoste]

"I'm a man.

I like to use a garbage truck."

LOL'D SO HARD

[emizuno]

Hěn kě ài duì bú diù !

[Brussell512]

Hey Mordeth. Glad to see you and your baby are doing well.  =)

[thesmellofnapalm22]

love the baby videos. keep em coming!

[chrisw40]

how cute haha

[f4r33st]

5 of 5 stars!

SMASH THE BABY!

[TheHunter1337]

Hahahaha that was classic.

[moranninp]

Funny:D brrruuuuuuuuuuum and the baby is like khihihi

[Hudoste]

I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT X'D

[warezvz]

M13 you really love that lil ninjor

haha drag racing trough his face XD

[LieutKusa]

I see baby videos of my parents doing that too. ^-^

[kyba74]

hahahaha good to know you can be a kid again, when u have a baby. Those kid days sure were fun!

[elianpz]

the baby is like yooo dude you cant touch this gtfo

[Frace91]

The son is like "Fuck off i wanna sleep" :D

jk, great vid ;)

[locogreen915]

aw i wanna hug the baby

[Fuice1]

Captain. Awesome.

[NodnarbRS]

I"m just so proud damn proud of you ;D hehe

[Mikeisthebest1]

mordeth its alarming that u look like your having more fun playing with ur sons trucks that he is lol

[SuperSaiyanPossums]

Odd he doesn't have any motorcycle toys :P

[steadiworkz]

I wouldn't bet on that lol

[listensecure]

hahaha i remember those days with my little one :D

[JodanMcLovin]

You two are adorable

[TheBoyNamedNoize]

Im sure its already been asked, but Is he going to be Bilingual? (is your wife bilingual?)

[13mordeth]

Wife doesn't speak English...but I'll try my best to get him to speak English (as well as Chinese).

[TCrumProductionz]

DUDE U ARE AWSOME>>> i know u know that but your awsome

[davidhowellca]

Very cute :)

[yumpringles]

you sound like you were having fun with those toy cars mordeth

[TheLinex09]

haha that's awesome...

[LightningStrikeXXX]

I like how it says Asian baby massage yet he's talking like a cowboy xD

[GustavoMorenoo]

your baby is very cute :)

[cookie852]

step 1: grab baby

Step 2: grab my truck

Step 3: drive over babies legs...

Step4: crach into his face...

Awesome i'm gonna try that now

[FlagRunn3r]

wow i cant even recognize you when you do that voice. nice vid