Manliest commercial ever!

[TenzoGames]

So let me get this straight...

They won't football sex bowling until I pizza?

[MostunValublePlayer]

your honor, football sex bacon threeway

Innocent no sentence

[gamehot0]

I ate Allspice while watching Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris while this played in the background for an hour and I never felt more manly

[DXIndustriesInc]

needs more ponies

[Scotch7000]

@DXIndustriesInc dying a thousand horrible deaths? i agree.

[TheRealTerranMarine]

@Scotch7000 amen brother

[BlueTeamPlayer]

@DXIndustriesInc Aw shit nigga 5 star post

[z3Carlos]

i donlt know what youre selling but im buying

[hunktmp1]

actually i did understand this perfectly

[Oshyrath]

This guy is amazing. I mean he doesn't football sex bowling until we pizza.

[spoogeling]

pfft, no My Little Pony, in this. not manly.

[SeaworthyGnome]

Man I wish he was my lawer!

[santaslilhelper90]

lol i made this my ring tone and this went off when i was in school XXDD



[TheMewsie]

The Female verdion:

Have you been makeup? Well then chocolate cute dress does this make my butt look big. If reading chocolate love story, you could chocolate gardening soap operas.

And with feelings chocolate jewelry shoes wedding, that could mean shopping cute guy martini puppies.

So pick up that credit card and poke a chocolate dark-chocolate now. Call 23-25-28. That's 23-25-28.

And remember, we don't kitten chocolate fashion, untill you bonbons.

[adonys10]

You forgot about the bacon strips.Fucking pansy.

[spoogeling]

but...where is My Little Pony?

[Rimmer7]

I miss the Kamina version.

[TABsk]

where's the kamina one ?

[xoxrockxisxlovexox]

Do you cheese nachos? (i tried to make sense of this... Glad to see THAT worked well...)

[princedarienlover]

so they won't football sex bowling untill I pizza?

[ChiefsFan581]

@princedarienlover fried bologna sandwiches

[TheMewsie]

XD He says sex exactly once evey five seconds except when he says the phone number!

Im so faveing this

[pr0korora]

@TheMewsie at 0:5 at 0:8 at 0:10 at 0:12 at 0:19 hows that 5 sec

[UltimateDarkSim]

Hahaha Wuuuuut?!

[sora1233333]

ac have you been she's not sure was well then sections have to be a mile hike on chicken wings if hockey jungle six freeway you could sex cars giant breasts and with power tools such sports leagues jerking this November that could mean golf scotch fried bologna sandwiches so pick up that threesome and polka 6-3606 now call 35-26-46 thats 36-24-36 and remember we don't football sex bowling until you peter.

[demonhuskfang]

@sora1233333 i guess thats....totally not what he said at all

[sora1233333]

@demonhuskfang Turn audio translation on

[demonhuskfang]

@sora1233333 oh never mind sorry

[Pedobear092]

There is not a single word I didn't like in this video.

[tenkashi1992]

omg

[Theguyinthecorn]

Sorry I can't hear you over the sound of how manly this video is.

[HitRforRob]

I'm surprised that so many "men" didn't know that 36-24-36 were measurements of the female body...guess yall weren't raised in the south with corn fed country girls!

[0ThatFlyGuy0]

Number should of been 69-69-69

[linkthemain]

36-24-36 was my old locker combo in school..

[iloveursis]

this is so pizza nachos cheese, i wanted sex breast tits cunts

[Selesify]

Is this what man hear all the time?

[guitarskills2]

@Selesify yes.

[time502]

he did an amazing job i wonder ow many takes it took

[cellodork193]

@Ondrix scotch is whiskey, it's scotch whiskey

[heartamiel]

this makes me feel good about myself as a person

[RikaRulez]

:O I HAVE been cheese nachos!

[LukithM]

way too funny

[Ondrix]

They could have made this more MANLY if they had switched some things. Some of the stuff is GUY stuff..... but it's REGULAR guy stuff. Not MANLY guy stuff. Like switching the bologna sandwhich for a steak, the scotch for whiskey, and the golf for a monster truck race.

[GalaxyBlasterX]

What happens if you don't own a threesome?

[wizardx18]

i want to footbal sex bowling, but i cant pizza

[Blad3sofWaR]

Hahaha! Great

[mutwee97]

he forgot vagina

[FlashFire20]

What the heck....where'd the kamina (from gurren lagann) version of this go?

[Izyume]

@FlashFire20

tehexorcist (who made it) was banned... so that video was deleted..sad it was the best version...

[mutwee97]

awsm and remember we dont poker sex footbalol till u pizza

[mutwee97]

awsm

[CrazehGamer]

I'm gay, so none of this made sense. :\

[MrPiroshii]

@CrazehGamer

Well, that's the stuff the average heterosexual man thinks about, so yeah.

[EmptyRoxas]

9 people don't like sex cars giant breasts

[noonedude101]

@EmptyRoxas

9 people butsex makeup big dick.

[razormoviez]

Why yes, as a matter of fact, I HAVE been cheese nachos!

[sigala95]

wwooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww

[crazyCyrus111]

Imma go hot jungle sex cars giant breasts while football sex bowling and pizza

[whistleforthebigcash]

Damn, this is really Miller Light country music armchair! I have to cheese pizza this to my fishing gas grill sirloin steak!

[panty3pirate]

Well I better pizza so they can football sex bowling!

[Fiddlewheel]

...why doesnt this video have more views?

Hey Ray!

heres a viral for you!

[wasp9]

@Fiddlewheel Yeah, so his viewers can spam the comments with

"DURR THUMB UP IF RAY SENT YOU HURR"

"EXACT QUOTE FROM RWJ HURR"

[Fiddlewheel]

@wasp9

yeah, those comments are annoying...

i just want this one to have more views is all.

[edwardelriclover9121]

Remember: We don't heroine coffe fanservice pedobear until YOU kawaii.

(From Manitoug15- Hilarious! xD)

[itsmebabyyyyyy]

@edwardelriclover9121 I've seen that! :D

[Mellessa2008]

I have been cheese nacho'd o.o

I'll be sure to pick up that threesome!

[LittleStarieDream15]

O.o how meny timmes dd that dude say sex O.O

[spoogeling]

but what if I guns explosions zombies?!

[DogiroNandaba]

@spoogeling Then zombie sex, shotgun orgasm explosions. Just dial 30-06. That's 30-06 and we'll volatile explosion gun wielding zombie rampage.

[spoogeling]

@DogiroNandaba yeah, that'll space ship rocket dog sex cars! I'll sex eagle porn right away

[DogiroNandaba]

@spoogeling Just don't forget penthouse forum thirty person orgy!

[EmptyRoxas]

is anyone else sad that the gurren lagaan version of this got pulled..?

[Ranos17]

@EmptyRoxas Me

Why on earth did they have to remove it -.-

[tJustSoup]

ummmm 36-24-36 thats from Whole Lotta' Rosie by AC/DC right?

[ThinkingInsanely]

@tJustSoup no, its from Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-a-Lot

[DogiroNandaba]

@tJustSoup actually. i think they refer to what a man wants in a woman. 36 in the chest, 24 in the stomache, 36 in a hips. hourglass shape.

[sasukeowns777]

and remember,we dont football sex bowling,until you pizza!!!

[EmoGiggityMan]

Yes. I have been cheese nacho and giant breast.

[briani4735263]

Man, I think I should pizza.

[CanadianSoldier67]

omg j'me demande j'qui se passerait si on aura des annonce demême icite XD

[freewaterfal]

lol how does he manage to keep a straight face?

[jadenyuki1988]

@freewaterfal years of practice?

[Pickleofdeath12]

@freewaterfal ummm retard dont you relize they just put a sound clip over a commercial? GROW A FUCKING BRAIN WHAT ARE YOU 4?!?!?!

[KakashiFTWHatake]

@Pickleofdeath12 eeeeerrrrrrrr GROW A FUCKIN' BRAIN YOURSELF! IT WASNT AS OBVIOUS TO OTHER PEOPLE! JUST BECAUSE YOU KNEW IT WAS A SOUND CLIP OF A VIDEO DOESNT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO ABUSE SOMEBODY! SO SHUT YOUR TRAP BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING!!!!!

[Frostmourne79]

@Pickleofdeath12 Watch the video again. And by watch, I mean pay attention.

[projectpk1]

Pizza sex, apple in toilette girl poop from sex cheetos sex in ass sex with ball in vagina sex, sex.

Call our gay hotline at cheetosex watermelon dick sex.

[jeffhellraiser2]

Have you been cheese nachos? Well then, sex draft beer mile high club chicken wings. If hockey jungle-sex three-way, you could sex cars giant breasts.

And with power tools sex sports beef jerky Miss November, that could mean golf scotch fried bologna sandwiches.

So pick up that threesome and poke a sex sweaty-sex now. Call 36-24-36. That's 36-24-36.

And remember, we don't football sex bowling untill you pizza.

[jumboman232]

I think he forgot beer

[22link]

@jumboman232 he mentioned beer... Here's everything he said xD

Have you been cheese nachos?

Well then, sex draft beer mile high club chicken wings.

If hockey jungle-sex three-way, you could sex cars giant breasts.

And with power tools sex sports beef jerky miss November,

that could mean golf scotch fried bologna sandwiches.

So pick up that threesome and polka-sex sweaty-sex now.

Call 36-24-36, that's 36-24-36.

And remember, we don't football sex bowling untill you pizza.

[TheLordDeathwalker]

@22link POKER. Not polka. Why would you ever believe polka is manly? Have you heard it?

[22link]

@TheLordDeathwalker Lol I didn't write down the thing xD I just copied it from another copy and posted it :P so blame them xD

[TheLordDeathwalker]

@22link I already did.

[mike788191]

Omg i have been Cheese nachos!

[mike788191]

7 people missed the Like Button

[thugEg]

Yes! *Captain Falcon Voice!*

[angie100001]

Is it sad that I Understood this whole thing and i'm a girl? :)

[orakponed]

@angie100001 I think i might be in love

[angie100001]

@orakponed

lol. hmm, dont know how to respond to that. haha.

[XxtinctionxX]

he also forgot to mention monster trucks

[mrbigman9400]

keep clicking 0:11

[persius31]

now im gonna fast cars motorcycles slap a bith five way chicken wings!!!!

[MrAwesomesauce101]

you forgot tv !!!!

[MrAwesomesauce101]

no SUPER CARS NO GUNS NO BACON! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE IN MAN LAUNGUAGE!

[xXCOD6Xx]

>< -Headache-

[XxtinctionxX]

i didnt know i could sex car giant beasts! i could also get golf scotch fried bologna sadnwiches!! i will pick up that three way and poke a sweaty sex right away for this, and i will football spicy chicken wings for that beer pong oral sex. later i will sweaty sex chili dog for my giant ass sweaty sex. damn i gotta show this to my son one day!

[Ryuku46]

makes perfect sense..

[Darkstar6545]

i think ima hire this guy XD

[themagnumx11]

Oh, I get it. Suddenly lawyers make so much sense!

[CapitanKurosaki]

no guns? no BACON?! i sense a disturbance in teh force

[510Erock]

I pizzaed when he said fried bologna sandwiches

[nobodies195]

no way!...i'm calling now!

[TheScienceofnature]

why isn't everything in life as simple as this....

[silverkingdomdude]

that makes perfect sense.... i'll call them right now

[RagnarokCicero]

X3 the whole thing makes sense, except for the last numbers, i never understood "measurements" 36, 24, 36, what is that? breasts, belly, butt?

[moonlitninja]

@RagnarokCicero yea, it's the measurements from the song "Baby Got Back" XD

[AbramsEX]

@moonlitninja it's actually from the song "Brick House" by the Commodores originally.

[AbramsEX]

@RagnarokCicero You would be correct friend, it would be a woman's measurements... a VERY Shapely Woman... mmhmm... although its -supposed- to be "Chest - Waist - Hips" ;) Go Listen to the song "Brick House"

[Tyson61995]

Its like he knows me. Creepy

[Pandabearflyer]

this is the most monstertruck, nickelback, transformers commericial ever

[jeffhellraiser2]

@Pandabearflyer Nickelback? Please. It's not even Linkin Park

[endlsswing]

show this video to your guy friends. if he looks confused, you've got a gay.

[ShifterGurl207]

LOL... this made me laugh my ass off. XD and lol to the number not matching the screen. XD

[MellofeverKrazy]

you had me at chesse Nacos and then You stoll my heart at Gaint Breasts...I have a MILLION BONERS FOR THIS AND I'M A GIRL !!!

[RandomCatGirlOf96]

its like he can read minds of some thing

[TheACFighter12]

the man is talking about a "mans" dreams you noobettes.

[HeartacheMystere]

...

Sex.

[pitthepwner]

he's a prophet!!!!!!!!*cries*

[Oicurmtoyoy]

They didn't mention guns.

[titanticbodyparts]

@Oicurmtoyoy That what I said on TehExorcist's version of this! He forgot the GUNS! Simi-Auto, Full-Auto, Bolt Action, RPG, SHOTGUNS!

t's not manly without a big ass gun. BMFG baby!

[Oicurmtoyoy]

@titanticbodyparts Yh, but there's something more Important that he forgot to mention: My Little Pony! Ya can't be a man without that

[titanticbodyparts]

@Oicurmtoyoy ...I don't get that one. Isn't that made for little girls? Like Barbe?

[Oicurmtoyoy]

@titanticbodyparts That's the point of the joke

[titanticbodyparts]

@Oicurmtoyoy Oh...*facepalm* Duh!

[oduneyeman]

i wish i knew about these guys back when i football sexed my threesome pizza off the the ladder it would have saved me a ton of sweaty hamburger poker boobs

[trewerd]

Why yes, yes I have been cheese nachos.

[yay4staples]

I'd call but he forgot to mention my mancave and beef jerky :/

[Draconightfly]

omg omg omg thats so freaking funny as hell XD

[Balthier617]

Wtf? how did he know my plans for tonight....

[youstink01234]

reminds me of the first 3 seconds at hooters

[guywitharock]

This man said everything i was thinking of. I'm going to call

[ShortGunWedding]

poker sex sweaty sex now

omg XD hahaha

[killerfist97]

your hired!

[longliveoakenfold87]

I had no idea I could sex cars giant breast! Thank you commercial you have changed my outlook on life!

[ve731]

and remember, we don't footballsexloli

untill YOU pizza... xD

i didn't really get what he really said on that footballsex---- so i just added loli in

[Axxelator]

Bowling

[GadBoDag]

@ve731 He says bowling, not loli

[ve731]

@GadBoDag

i know, axxelator told me, but thanks anyways :D

[Weirdgirl213]

i dont get the number part, can someone explain it to me

[PiotrWilkMentryka]

It's something a quarterback would call to do a certain play.

[alternate241]

The number part, 36 24 36, are female measurements.

Technically, its a series of measurements from chest, waist, and hips, respectively. These particular measurements though, have become a pop culture reference to "the perfect female body shape," and has been used in a variety of songs.

Try urbandictionary when you come across things like this, it really helps.

[BrothaKyo]

@Weirdgirl213 The perfect measurements.

Shoot, "Baby Got Back" comes to mind as using this as a great example.

[Fork3]

36-24-36 have been deemed the "perfect measurements" of a woman when measured all the way around with a tape measure.

1st number = her breast size

2nd number = stomach size

3rd number = waist size

[keithzimm1]

we don't footballsexbowling, until you pizza. XD

[MINER49ERguy]

Thismakes no sense?

-Butits funny XD

[TurkeyFats]

It's is basically what every men like.

[MasterofEllipsis]

Yep.

[KoutetsuTenshin]

what's 36 24 36?

[Comeauify]

I believe it to be the measurements of a woman, chest - waist - hips.

[Shadowjrthe2nd]

@Comeauify that is correct

[akaryuu08]

measurements :D

[yazzor828]

@KoutetsuTenshin the perfect ratio for a woman

[kingjef22]

the perfect size for a woman

[Talamaar]

It's my Jungle Sex, and I need it now!

[TheGuamii]

SO MUCH WIN!!!!!1

[monkeyfunk26]

have you been cheese nachos?

[EvilToasT09]

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