Where's the craziest place you've ever masturbated?

[Gunderson002]

American wisdom saying? more like BRITISH wisdom saying. Have you ever actually seen Monty Python?

Speaking of masterbation, I got into trouble because my sister saw me doing it (even though she was spying on me, which isn't fair).

[cguevara12]

too much info...

all in all that was hot.

I jerk off to your video and play with my manboobs.

[ItStevenT]

i masturbate about ten to 12 times a week im 13 is this normal? somethings two and 3 times a day but approx 10 times a week i do it in the shower in the bath at school in my bed at my computer in the livingroom etc.

[ProfMTH]

I had one of those "this needs to be handled now" moments that took me to seek relief in an enclosed study carrel in my law school library. I didn't realize until after the deed was done was that while the carrel had a door behind which I'd locked myself, it *also* had a window that I'd somehow not noticed in my rush to get busy. For a few days after I was concerned that someone from public safety or a passerby would see me in the hall, point, and yell, "There's the one we saw in the window!"

[lairdofgarscaddon]

Wow, Prof! To paraphrase a good friend of mine, "that was a bad idea!" lol

Males are such funny creatures! lol

[ProfMTH]

"Males are such funny creatures!  lol"

Indeed. lol

[ProfMTH]

Just to be clear, I was a student and in my 20s when I did that.

[emeralds222]

You killed millions of potential human beings... but I guess you proved you are human.

[lairdofgarscaddon]

We should make it where every healthy sperm that every healthy male produces, fertilizes every healthy human egg. That way, NASA will have no choice but to colonize the moon and later Mars! :_)

[emeralds222]

I don't get the bad ideas thing though.  The first time I experieced this euphoria, I swore I thought that is where cream came from.

[MotionFur]

lol, hot. I make it a point to only do that at my own home. Although I did it in the car once... But I didn't pull off the highway, just did while driving.

[lairdofgarscaddon]

Hmmmm...

I think that's actually dangerous, isn't it? :_)

[MotionFur]

It was, but I was driving on the interstate in north dakota at like 1AM, so I had the entire road to myself. :3