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  • dane cook? look alike?

  • I know it's because easy jet is so like stressful jet not funny flight attendants jet. Arghh

  • i never get flight attendants like these...!!

  • Oh man, I cant keep up with what he´s saying, he talks a lil fast, my english is not that good. Can someone please type it for me please? lol

  • @AlfredoDG10 …indiscernible… “lower-level lighting from IKEA that will come on in the event of a power loss or an emergency; the floor area will be illuminated…(indiscernible)… and, in the highly unlikely event there is a change in the cabin pressure, those panels located above your oh-so-natural hair color will open automatically, releasing Brandie’s ) phone number.

  • @AlfredoDG10 ...Yes, guys, Brandie is single. She is an Aquarius, she likes long walks on the beach, spicy Thai food, and, for some reason, she likes frolicking through neighborhood sprinklers.

  • How many people were hoping that the cabin would lose pressure this time LOL

  • @Historymaker2001 i wish it looses pressure so it can drop brandy's phone number

  • lol lighting form ikea

  • OMG I hate flying soooo much! This would make is SOOOO much better for me! Wish they were all like this! LOVE IT! :)

  • Both of you are stupid people

  • what a fucking jerk,that is a safety announcement...I would have fired this asshole immediately,he's not worth to land a job even at fucking MickeyD.

  • @Vanquish73 what the fuck are you talking about? this guy made a boring safety instruction fun get a fucking sense of humor

  • @Vanquish73 don't tell me shit idiot,this is a safety annonucement,it's supposed to be serious.Ok then let me guess,something goes wrong during the flight and there youy go,you have 100 passengers suing the airline because the safety announcement was done like a fucking stand up comedy shit.....that's the fucked up american way after all,isn't it ??

  • @Vanquish73 "that's the fucked up american way" Actually, Westjet is a Canadian airline.

  • @Vanquish73 If something went wrong during the flight most likely they would all end up dead so it really doesn't matter.

  • @Vanquish73 We still get the damn point of the freaking safety message.

    Oh, And.. Just to let you know, Westjet is Canadian, Smartass.

  • @ChillyProductionsCP oh well...that explains a lot. Canadians are just plain stupid.

  • @Vanquish73 You're just plain stupid. Atleast Canadians better then you'll ever be, asshole.

  • And for inflight entertainment Brandi will be offering complimentary blow jobs to all you horny men on board.

  • @Ted7864 ooooooo i like this one :)

  • I'll have her number shes cute

  • lol

    

  • 2 thumbs up . . hahahaha!

  • ikea makes everything!

  • Brandy is damn cute! I don't mind the visual of her frolicking through the neighborhood sprinklers, don't mind it at all :p

  • How old is she? Very cute, I need to fly that airline next time I ever fly.

  • @monstermatt2

    i hope ur vagina swallows ur pencil thin penis. .....fucking hermaphrodite

  • i've found that over the past 10 years, the safety announcements on planes have become more and more unbearable to watch due to the voices used and graphics. all we need to know is where our mask, life jackets and nearest exit is. how it takes 5 minutes to explain all this in an itchy voice i can never remember.

  • @monstermatt2

    i hope u die in a plane crash along with that flight attendent

  • @bindasbolre what makes you think its dangerous? it was a joke, wesjet attendents make it funny so people could enjoy the flight more. i have beeen to their planes couple times. so stop trolling

  • @bindasbolre I haven't been fired.... Still have my job after all these years and still enjoy it and unfortunately people like you seem to ruin flying for the rest of them, take the bus and don't step on a plane because we don't need your piss poor attitude or your dumb ass comments on here or on an airplane. Thanks monstermatt2 for posting this video, it makes a few people happy about flying and I am proud to be a Westjetter.

  • @ddmetri

    i hope u do get fired .....an asshole like u should be part of any airline........its people like tht give airlines a bad name

  • @bindasbolre He actually did the complete opposite! I bet he got close to everyones attention during the safety instructions!

    Retard...

  • @Sxkcils

    fucking dumb bitch........wat safety instruction r u talking about.??............he is disturbing the female attendant by making crude sexist jokes.........tht alone should be the basis for getting him fired

  • @bindasbolre I'm pretty sure they know each other very well, and they both think that it is funny, and a good tactic to get everyones attention. Not even close to "crude sexist jokes".

  • @bindasbolre I'm not from an English speaking country, and my English is better than yours.

    Get a life young man. Go back to school instead of trollin' behind the computer all day.

  • @Sxkcils and calling people retard really makes us think that your airline's staff are going to be polite and respect people. I am surprised your company havn't sacked you by now.

  • is westjet always that funny?

  • @jfsa380 most of the time :)

    i love westjet

  • @jfsa380 they cant do that..

  • @killerpigeon347 cant do what?

  • @killerpigeon347 huh???

  • @killerpigeon347 Oh but he can... lol

  • @monstermatt2 the actor. The hair and kind of talking style sort of resembles the guy. Who doesn't know who reynolds is

  • West Jet Flight attendants are all funny, I love flying with them! On my flight back from Cuba they sang to us!

  • is that Ryan Reynolds ??

  • ha, once we landed in ireland and it was really wet and windy ( usal weather) and we landed really hard and this babys milk bottle went flighing down the allyway ( corridor) from the ack right to the front, it was so funny

  • They probably make it light hearted so people don't get nervous and scared.

  • I wish BA and British Airlines did this. I might actually listen then :P

  • @iwatchfunny BA IS British Airlines... well, it's British Airways!

  • Lol

  • wow some of you cant take a joke...

  • Sexual harassment is the best.

  • omg that guy is a pervert

  • what they saying? i cant understand...

  • I wonder how many feminists on the plane filled out complaint cards.

  • I guess you were in first class...

  • @sonic2277 first-class lol it's a short-haul flight there's no 1st class maybe business but even then there's not much of a difference with eco

  • haha... funny and cute... this would definitley calm the nerves down before a flight... flying is scary as it is!

  • @2q4uboo how is flying scary?? Maybe if you're going up to go sky diving (which is awesome by the way), but other than that, Fun? yes. Scary? Not even close.

  • @salemcripple i'm just used to be in control... like driving etc... as for flying- it's out of my hands..  and i know i know... safer in the skies than on land... just been seeing too many horror stories... my flights are 21- 22 hours at a time ugh

  • @2q4uboo I can see how it would get old after 22 hrs of it lol. But as for the little flights i take, i love flying! Just as much as i love taking the train or driving (all for different reasons of course)lol. I just like machines in general. Also i like things that are just a little bit scary too, I build cars and race them, i ride dirtbikes and quads, jump out of "perfectly good" airplanes and such. So you can see my point of view, what others consider terrifying, i think is fun lol.

  • Once we were on a SW flight and when we landed the flight attendant was like please be careful opening the over head bins, it has been a long flight and your luggage might jump out and hug you

  • Lol! the captain reminds me of this time on my flight, he was pretty on the easy side, and made the flight more fun, we always use to laugh at his jokes, and would sing on the plane, he was so much fun!!! :D

  • I knew that speech had to be scripted! ... I heard the same lines from a female WestJet attendant on a flight from Victoria to Toronto. (Kudos to the writer, though, as I thought it was funny - and, be honest, you pay more attention when they're cracking innocent jokes than the standard old boring speech.)

  • Continental male flight attendent, regarding a delayed gate bridge: "In case you're wondering why it's taking the bridge so long to get here, it's a woman driver. Ohhhh, yes I did say that!"

    Another male fight attendent: "Although we have landed, please remain seated until we have arrived at the gate. Our pilots may be excellent at flighting this thing, I don't think they can drive."

  • Lol @ StopAnimate827 and gobo760's stories!

    I had one similar, but not as funny. On take off the pilot cam on and said '3, 2, 1, Blastoff! Houston we have launch!' I loled hard for days!

  • This is why I love Southwest!

  • VERY UNPROFESSIONAL

  • so random but really cool

  • she is HOT!!!!.

  • than you for flying with the virgin i will never forget when they said that the fuck????

  • One time while flying to San Diego, when we landed, it was kind of rough and loud, but shortly after we stopped, the captain came on and said "Brakes work." Then when we landed in Sacramento, again it was loud and he said "Its more fun when you put your hands in the air like this!" (a Madagascar movie reference)(:

  • like Brandy! decompression decompression!

  • Very funny they should look into letting all pre flight announcements being given this way to help ease nervous passengers fears and calm them down a bit, speaking from experience as a nervous flier I would really appreciate this!

  • I just had a thought. Colin Mocherie should be working for WestJet! :-P

  • Yes, the plane has been Hijacked. But who cares, these guys are funny!

  • uhm???? excuseme?

  • This is what makes you feel good aboard a flight...

    I was flying from Miami to Toronto and the captain asked everyone to please turn off all electronic equipment including " Laptops, radios, ipods, mp3's, phones, blackberries, blueberries, strawberries, and any other 'Berries' in your possession"

    :D

  • @WackyWadslow ROFLMAO lotsa berries huh!!!.

  • @WackyWadslow hehe, I bet I had that same captain! I remember one of them saying that!

  • @pasques did you fly from Miami to Toronto ?

  • brandi i like going through sprinklers too!!!!

  • i went on a flight and we sat there for like 2 hours while the flight addentent was going over the pre flight stuff i wish it was like this one

  • Oh my gosh, thats is so funny! Wish all airlines were like this.

  • @cadetporras Oh, Westjet flight attendants are always like this.

    They are the nicest.

    Even the pilots have abit of humor in their inflight announcements.

  • Southwest airlines sings songs and does funny stuff all the time.

  • You're right SW has been doing this for a long time.I guess they give you a comedy exam during the interview.

  • If only more Cabin crew were like this ha ha

  • why funny??

  • Learn English

  • what kind of plane were you on when they do funny stuff?

  • how funny, lights by IKEA

  • LOLLLLL

  • hahah funny! all the airlines should do that to make flying fun!

  • hhaahha they must of been quite a distance from the run way if he had time to joke that much :'D people like these make flying muchfunner and clams alot of nervous passangers down alot :D

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  • hahaha what is her nr then hihihi is she still singel hahahaah

  • what airlines was this?

  • southwest has funnier flight attendants

  • she wasn't supposed to be he was.

    it was amusing.

    why comment? just leave the video.

  • The only thing i find offensive about this comment is the lack of originality that you used. Fail for effort.

  • the bald dude must be sad :( Nautral Hair colour!!

  • i barely understood him

  • what was the last sentence he said??..didnt understand it ^^

  • he said "and for some reason she likes frolicking through neighborhood sprinklers."

  • wonder if she is still single, shes cute!

  • Just came back from Westjet fight. The lady that was talking was doing in a Dr. Suess voice! Yeah they should make it funny so people can paid attention

  • what airline?!?!?!1 hahahahah :)

  • westjet, the best and most preferred air line in canada

  • wow, a canadian airline would have this type of pre-flight instructions. Hmm... maybe Air Canada should do this to....

  • wat airline ???? xD

  • westjet, the best and most preferred air line in canada

  • can you post the script please?

  • lmao that was funny

  • i had that lady!!!! thats funny though. but she was calling people when we were in the air and she was like opps! we took off!

  • These safety announcements are the ones that I really pay attention to, since they are very entertaining, compared to traditional safety announcement. Other than that, people don't really pay attention to the regular announcements.

  • I think making it funnier would really be a more efficient way teaching passengers the safety rules...

  • @Faabfabulous They did, theyre just makin people laugh n thats good

  • 'Misspelt' exists 'spelt' doesn't so you have accused me of misspelling a word I didn't even use. And in any case, I am not spelling or misspelling the TITLE of a video, am I?

  • British Airways once said really apologetically to me:

    "Here is the safety announcement. We know that you've heard these thousands of times and for that we are terribly sorry, but we must repeat the warning to you once more just in case you weren't listening"

  • i went on a Jet 2 flight when the guy just would not shut up he was soooo funny

  • i guess you had to be there.

  • i guess you did.

  • this is hilarious.. well done, i work for one of those stuffy airlines and i must say these guys would be more fun to work for..

  • You do know they used to use ropes and bungee cords as autopilot before computers, right?

  • You need to lighten the hell up. I bet you walk around with little rain clouds over your head.

  • @DIGITALSCREAMS My sister is a flight attendant with west jet, they take their job very serious, yet they do add humor for the passengers comfort. . nothing wrong with it.

  • Its spelt 'attendant'

  • lol get a life dude...correcting insignificant spelling on some videos. weak!

  • I wouldnt mind if it wasnt the TITLE that was mispelt. I mean at least spell the TITLE of the video right, no?

  • Its spelt 'attendant'

    It's spelled "spelled".

  • lol! brilliant !

  • i once had a flight attendant that sounded like strongbad. quite entertaining :)

  • Haha we need more flight attendants like these!

  • Haha good stuff. Had similar funny FA's on our YVR-YYZ sectors in december :)

  • Cute!

  • great!!!!!!!!!!

  • omg west jet is so known for this ahahahah

  • yea i flew on westjet last summer. they were really funny and cheery people. they even let me in the cockpit

  • floor level lighting from Ikea lol

  • lol i must admit its always great to have funny flight attendents on flights. brings joy to it

  • "And for some reason she likes frolicking with neighborhood street cleaners."

    LMFAO.

  • I'm of two minds on stuff like this. On the one hand it's fun and funny. On the other hand, I *HATE* to fly and only do so when I have absolutely no other choice. Consequently I like more traditional airlines that are "all business" and don't make cow-tipping jokes and such. A strictly professional attitude puts me at ease far more than comedy. Still this guy loves his work and how lucky for him he's found a job that he does love!

  • funny :))

  • LMAO 'yes shes single" hahaha

  • I remember flying Southwest once and right as we landed and the captain put the engine reversers on full throttle to slow the plane down, he came on over the intercom saying, "wooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhh Ginger! woah girl! as if the plane was a horse or something." It was just really random.

  • hahahahhahahahahaha  omg

  • lol he named the plane xD

  • NO IKEA IS A STORE U TONTO LOL

  • who dosnt know ikea

    :)

  • well, do you know Uchumi or Nakumatt.. or Deacons.. America is not the world, there are other parts of the world that have other kinds of stores, so dont be the ignorant one and hate on someone for not knowing where Americans shop, we have better things to do with our lives..

  • what?

  • wait you read all thoose comments just so you could say this or what? no one ever said that america is the world and may be the guy was just joking?

  • yup, they were joking just like I was.. ;-)

  • @gobo760 That's fucking epic

  • @gobo760 lol, i've done that to my truck before. Only i said "Nellie" instead of "Ginger"

  • rofl

  • i hope you all liked it

  • very funny

  • So funny...

  • thats me

  • i blow up ferraris

  • "frolicking through neighbourhood sprinklers"

  • If more aeroplane safety demonstrations were like this more people would pay attention. Think of a boring lecture in university...how much do you remember?

  • Very very true mate!

  • can you write to me what was he saying about the girl exactly, please?

    Don't understand everything!

    Thanx

  • she likes frolicking in the neighborhood for queers?

  • westjet name  is enough funny

  • what airline was this on?

  • westjet

    best airline in canada

  • Yeah!!!! Go Westjet!!

  • I see it's not just Southwest who has a sense of humour. I've flown with both British Airways