Best trailer....ever: Duke Nukem Trilogy

[Castlevania333666]

this is worse than what i heard about Duke Nukem Forever

[SniperKing996]

This thing just wasted 4min and 1 second of my life!!!!

[Evan121991]

Now that DNF is out, it's time to bet on Duke again to release this.

I really hope it's just a game where you shoot logos and clipart of people in gas masks.

[Evan121991]

Now that DNF is out, it's time to bet on Duke again to release this.

I really hope it's just a game where you shoot logos of clipart of people in gas masks.

[Evan121991]

Now that DNF is out, I'm betting on Duke to release this.

[IshidaTheQuincy]

I have the weirdest boner.

[megagangster321]

waste of my time you asshole

[mindfornication]

DOUK NOUKEM.

FUCK.

YEAR.

[xBl00dBrothersX]

hummm waste of my 4 minutes of life..

[ToolArmy951]

the part whit the 4 pistols shooting the atomic thing is just pure epicness.

[TheycallmeICEbun]

Do I smell testosterone? XD

[yhmmot]

this trailer made chuck norris piss his pants

[YokoKurama93]

Greatest trailer ever

[IshidaTheQuincy]

Somehow, this made me a man.

[raddaradda01]

they had me on duke xD and this acts more like a music video rather than a trailer

[PaladinX500]

This is awesome

[killamonkey]

Wasn't it done in this style because it was playing in the background at e3 or something?

[CssHDmonster]

i love this thriler its like says: LOOK AT THIS!!! DUKE NUKEM IS BACK!!!!! FUCKING CHAIN WHIT REACTION!!!! LOOK AT THIS BITCHES!!!! HES BACK!!!!

[Kousaburo]

Gameplay?

[Perpetual303]

I came.

[k1ll5w1ch]

PLS! stop with the title its messing with my head!

LOL!!!!

[Mixonpl]

Pure epic.

[undeadzmobie]

Hmm... I think someone forgot to make a Duke Nukem Trilogy trailer until the day before and just threw a bunch of crap together and set it to the Megadeth cover of the Duke theme.

[geonerd]

Add some gameplay!!

4 minutes of Duke logos is 3 too many.

[mrkd]

worst trailer EVER

[XmantesX]

that ws gay

[Shadowz41]

On the bright side, this trailer is such an epic fail it turned itself inside out into an epic win. I'd pay money to see the faces of everyone in the convention center that had to see this.

[Stojke2K9]

Song is awesome, but for the video it seems that they spent only 2$ and a pack of bear!

Cant wait to see the game :D

If they ever make one... :(

[KIFulgore]

LOL Hahahaha.... looks ready for prime time to me xD.

[Joroshira]

What the fuck was I watching for 4 minutes?

[Anybody360]

The best trailer ever made

[Joroshira]

Atleast the song kicked major ass, thanks for upping this, err, epic trailer.

[dallegre]

This trailer is so freaking awesome. This trailer that was probably thrown together in 15 minutes is 10x better than Nintendo's entire press conference. I hate how most publishers and devs think they're the shit. Game writing SUCKS (in a big way). At least Duke Nukem knows it has a terrible story. Man, while playing Halo 3/Cod4/Mass Effect/Lost Planet I just could NOT get over how shitty and self important the writing is in those games. Video game industry, get your head out of your ass.

[OverlapFilms]

Totaly agree with you. Video games take themselves far too seriously nowadays where they are just not fun anymore. Now it's like peoples mission in life to go and build up there XP in COD and Halo etc. Games like Duke Nukem which just make games for fun are the best ones.

[Shadowz41]

If you didn't like Mass Effect's story you have no class whatsoever.

[Spoothead12]

Duke Nukem is a terrible rip-off of Doom by a company that takes credit for id Software's games. Get it right.

[dubmywub]

boooo

nukem owns

[Spoothead12]

You've probably never seen Doom.

[dubmywub]

no of course not.

[DRCsyntax]

Duke nukem doesn't even try to be doom.

Id STARTED the FPS genre basically, so anyone making an FPS is ripping them off in your logic.

[Spoothead12]

Never said that. I said Duke Nukem ripped off Doom. Not every other fucking FPS is a rip off of Doom. And by "a company" I meant 3D Realms which takes credit for id Software's games.

[Moose91]

wolfenstein 3D was before doom, and is by 3d realms. learn your shit bro

[pallmanni]

haha, talking about learning your shit, Wolfenstein 3D was developed by ID, the same developer that made Doom. You should really "learn your shit"

[Moose91]

actually scott miller (CEO of apogee and 3drealms) co-designed wolf3D, yes ID developed it but miller was the brains behind it all.

[Spoothead12]

1. Wolf 3D was released before Doom? NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!

Wolf 3D: 1992

Doom: 1993

Doom 2:1994

Ultimate Doom: 1995

2. 3D Realms had nothing to do with Wolf3D. id Software made the game, Apogee released it. 3D Realms though thinks it's thier game, just because they released it. Which is wroing and retarded to say.

[Chradnev]

Er, no they don't. 3D Realms were very good to id, and let them keep all the rights to the game. Almost no publishers will do that. Because of that deal, id is still making money from licensing off Wolfenstein. Apogee/3D Realms is making nothing from royalties. They know it's id's game and they let them have it. Like I said, pretty much no other publisher is that generous. It's this same principle that caused the death of 3D Realms: they wouldn't take money by selling Duke rights to Take2.

[Aitorciaco]

the irony of the title of this vid is perfect xD

[toakhong]

I love this trailer man, it's my new favourite!

[EnjoyCocaColaLight]

This was fucking lol!

[thorgrim103]

i wish 3d reams would get of there ass with the hype and release games not trailers. still awesome song

[danielmm88]

Apogee is working on this

[Odanando]

FAKE!!!

[Vascor]

Cool trolling brah

[Invisib0]

Did anyone take this trailer seriously? Even Gamefaqs has it listed as TBA 2009... please.  It's nothing more than a joke

[gogleman374]

3D realms Is not working on it even, so I bet we will see it later on this year. all they really have to do is take the game, and put it on a cartridge.

[cabezaconorejas]

is this for real?... i mean ... come on we're on 2009!!!

[holyender515]

you blow

stop doing stupid things

[Reyllyoc]

yup, Duke nukem blows indeed.

he indeedly throws nukes

[Sephiroth3239]

This might be the funniest trailer ever! gahaha how many times are they gonna show the 3 titles?

[Gravitons]

Fucking awesome trailer.

Imagine when this trailer was unveiled at one of those conventions, and people actually SAT through 4 minutes of this

[psocecil]

I know the only reason I kept watching was because I was expecting some sort of gameplay, instead of the logos over and over and over and over and over and over..

[Kerokittycat]

Thats what a trailer for a game looks like when the only thing done so far are the titles. They should be ashamed of even showing this to the public =3

[ETPC]

get out.

[ETPC]

damnit this was supposed to be a reply

[Kerokittycat]

Fuck you =)

[amig90]

This trailer looks cheap, very cheap. Probably done in a minute with some pictures out of the recycling bin.

[Rogami]

I just manned the fuck up.

[gladizh]

my top 5

1. Army Of Two Running wild

2. NHL 09

3. Stoked

4. Skate 2

5. Fallout 3

[Darkestcloak]

It's time to kick ass and chew gum.....and I'm all out of gum.

[kuraimauri]

microsoft office powerpoint

[AnError]

denyfate

thats fucken funny.

LOL!

hey was it me people or did they just cut some pictures of duke nukem out of a magazine. then scan it and move it around to some music?

that shit looked like contra graphics.

[TheWilsonator]

DOUK NOUK KEM

[AgentH53]

WOW, 4 min of nothing...cool

[denyfate]

its funny how dukenukem is prob the only game taht can ever get away with a trailer like this and yet have people cheering. and u bet ur ass the cheering starts the second the music plays till the end of the 4 minute video!!

dukenukem ftw!!

[taw014]

It just needs to end with "I've got balls of steel."

[Ram4page]

1:53 - the best bit when the man goes flying

[ActionCarl]

Best Trailer Ever

[sintelekt]

the most wasted four minutes in my life

[Consequence]

I'm not certain from this video- how many games are there?

[Sephiroth3239]

That was funny : ) haha

[Quartz0235]

BRING IT IN

[neonfox3]

the crotch shot was epic

[ferrarimanf355]

DOOK NOOKEM

FUCK YEAR

[AmericasZeldafan]

"it's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum

...and I'm all out of gum!"

I wanna be able to use that line some time.

[vicepresidentfru1tly]

This trailer must have been taken off the air for being way too epic for mortal men!

[xInfamous187x]

HAHAHHAHAHAAHH

[TFKofBD]

megadeth rocks

[Rugob]

Hail to the King!

[mikeyg345]

This trailer cured my cancer!.

Thanks Duke nukem trilogy!.

[rtlgamer]

lol

[Uthic]

People still missing the point of this, heh.

[comatarmsFTW]

what is the point of this trailer to is it to inform us of the games name they do a excellent job of that. Gameplay? thats pretty much 99% of the video. Is the point to show us how much this game is gonna kick ass we'll he obviously states that right in the beginning

lol jk i don't know what the hell they were on when making this trailer the unstable atom at 3:08 is cool

[WartCorat]

seriously i culd do much better with movie maker

[agentpf1101]

whaaat D. fark

[1337tomato]

shit need new computer, on my old 2x QX9775 @ EVGA nForce 790i Ultra + GeForce GTX 280 this won't even start ;(

[Ratzaroony]

Epic.

[humanice2]

what's with these guys with the gas masks?

[Emmenite]

Seriously, I still don't understand. Is this some joke, or was this the actual trailer shown at E3?

If so, I can't even imagine what the journalists were thinking.

[ShadowUltra]

Yes, it was shown at E3.

[humanice2]

CHAIN REACTION!!

[LeroyJenkins123]

Dear God... it's beautiful!

[fabioproductions]

im a big fan of duke also but i dunno what chain reaction is

[TheLB2k6]

This is some awesome trolling at work.

[rath00]

OMGOMGOGMGOGMOMG<OMFZOMG!! I CANT B3LIEVE 1T!!11 OMG THE B3333ST TR3IL34 OMGOMGOG I LUV DUK3, DUKE FTW!!! OMG AWKSUM!!

Nice Trailer lol xD

[Schlesch]

Im a big fan of duke, but what the fawk is this!? :O

[realfreakaynaughtay]

extreme!!!!!

[UltimaHedgie]

That... Was the lamest thing I've ever seen... I never really liked Duke Nukem anyway, but... seriously... It's four minutes of repeating the same thing over and over again.

[ETPC]

This trailer saved my marriage and made me able to father children again!

Thanks Duke Nukem Trilogy!

[SaltyWalnut]

I don't get it is this real or what? It looks like someone just took the Duke Nukem logo and bounced it around a lot while playing Vertex Guy's rendition of Grabbag in the background.

[xxmasterchiefofahlo]

this is the most p33c3 of shit trailer ive evar seen. DUCk nuk3m ri..trilog...ritlg... GODDAMNIT!!!

[humanice2]

BEST TRAILER I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

[Matochio]

Come get some!

[pausastronzo]

And you call this shit a trailer?? I love Duke and I'm waiting for the games, but that's a joke not a trailer!

[Nigralurker]

ALWAYS BET ON DUKE!

[fabioproductions]

what is this 3 new games or something?

[angroment]

HAHAHAAHAA :))))XDDDD

[Computernotfound]

How can you not see the game play? Yes the game names are flashed over and over again but there IS game play. Just look more closely, k?

[Computernotfound]

There's of gameplay. I don't understand how you can't see it. It's Duke haters like you that ruin the industry.

[Avnsbol]

I agree, There is no gameplay shown in this video. You're right.. Don't listen to the douchebags.. They Don't know WTF they're talkin' about ..

[Computernotfound]

you clearly don't know what you're talking about. it's not a big deal, you cam just admit you're wrong and we can all get along with our lives, k? :)

[Computernotfound]

are you blind? The game play looks sweet as fuck. You must be a dumbass.

[ShamanicEnzan]

YOu guys do realize this parodies older trailers that didn't even show this much, right?

[themaniacboy]

read my comments,what i think

[DaRomanator]

It takes them 4 fucking minutes to tell me that there is going to be 3 games made into one! WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[themaniacboy]

just fucking enjoy the music already

[InSaNeJaBeJaZz]

This video is so fuckwin you can't actually describe how awesome this piece of gold is.

[jellyman6]

duke nukem is so epic that he doesnt need to show off gameplay, only kick ass music

[Dopplershift]

I am made excited by this trailer. I will now buy this games when they are made available.

[DraculusBM]

This music makes me want to rip my shirt in a Hulk Hogan fashion.

[themaniacboy]

is this trailer fake or what ?

[ShadowUltra]

Nope. Completely real.

[themaniacboy]

they shouldnt have called it trailer,cuz from a trailer you probably get to see more than this

[PandguinProductions]

IT'S A TRAILER YOU TWAT

[themaniacboy]

cant you read ?

i said that they shouldnt call this trailer,cuz in an trailer you see more than this

[PandguinProductions]

IT IS A TRAILER

[themaniacboy]

yea but come on,should they call this a trailer ?

[PandguinProductions]

YES

[themaniacboy]

do you have your own show ?

[PandguinProductions]

THE AWESOME SHOW.

[themaniacboy]

ill watch it

[EbonyManta]

I'm kinda curious, why do certain people think this is the best trailer ever? No, really. I'm just curious.

[0Pictor0]

I think you're really just a faggot if you don't see the absolute amazingness packed in this trailer.

[TehGooderKiwizoid]

It's because of the gas mask people and the valuable contribution they bring to this incredible trailer.

[psppunk]

uhhhh... the music was good

[EbonyManta]

This video is the very embodiment of "teaser."

[skintighttopguy]

wtf shitest trailer ever wasted 4 mins of my life BASTARD

[coyran]

I have a terrible feeling this ain't gonna happen, i was looking forward to forever back in 2001 and that never happened. Ah well I guess they either do or they don't.

[Gamefaker]

Why so much gameplay?? Why didn't they showed any logos?? How am I suposed to know the name of the game?? DAMN!!!

Nowadays, they only care to show us gameplay... Show us some LOGOS goddamit!!

[johnrogan]

lol, I agree. 3dRealms seriously needs to quit fucking around and get back to work. Finish the damn game already so I can quit smoking.

[commandox20]

This wasnt done by 3D Realms, this was done by the newly formed Apogee.

[NightmareZer0]

This is the best comment ever.

[UKRThracian]

Haha

[EbonyManta]

Not really a trailer, just them taking 4 minutes to tell us about a game. Something more than what a decent movie maker could do would have been nice, say, gameplay videos. The music was good, though.

Also, at the begining, it sounds like he's saying, "it's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of dog."

[dumaramutsi]

this trailer is like david flair's titantron!! wtf is this shit?lol

[tanshleshen]

I am a duke fan but man I want my 4mins back

[Nigralurker]

Then you must hate Duke Nukem.

[HerculesOMAIOR]

THE BEST BADASS GAME EVER!!!!!!

[gthreek]

YES

[wobbble]

i thought it was alright until the still image of duke nukem floated across the screen. then i just couldn't stop laughing everying 5 seconds. fucking incredible

[natemarveldude]

LOL i cant stop laughing, This trailer is shit

[MoonTrigger1]

I think I'm going to dream about this for 6 days in a row: Duke Nukem Chain Reaction (some random images of explosion/logo/gas masks) Duke Nukem Proving Grounds Duke Nukem Proving Grounds!!!! (Some more randomness!!) *People go crazy!!!!* At the end of the 6th day I'm dead with that face of The Ring victims xD

[0neironaut]

bahahahahah this shit was so bad it was good!

[marowak1337]

They actually showed this clip on E3 this year! I'm laughing out loud!

[mrgfunkyman]

PURE PWNAGE

[12gravediggers]

looks fake but i have seen parts ofthe game and gonna say that you guy will shit yourself playing it 50x better then halo

[imsc2323]

Seems like some FF7 fag can't appreciate true art.

[Infuzor]

I wonder how many more idiots dont have the fucking brain to understand this trailer was a prank from 3Drealms/Apogee? This way they mocked the E3 for not showing anything good.

[Nigralurker]

Duke Nukem: "You're an inspiration for birth control!"

[Nigralurker]

Cry about it some more.

[UGOTNUKED]

Haha, the new Rick Roll :D

3.30 is Awesom...

[hibikino]

It's time to delay and produce vapourware... and I'm all out of ideas.

[reag3]

it's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and i'm all out of gum

[Heiteinah]

FUCKING AWESOME

[Evan121991]

I hope the game is actually just playing as promotional art Duke Nukem and shooting logos.

[ShadowUltra]

Don't forget shooting random gas masked people

[die1die2die3die4die5]

On YouTube - - where it belonged in the first place.