Watch Me Eat at the Mall: Caviar

[TheGotazianz]

Where u get the Thai spoon?

[LearningAsIGo80]

Why are you eating with that weird ass awkward spoon lol?

[sarcasmosis]

@LearningAsIGo80 I don't have a caviar spoon; the soup spoon is ideal for this and I'm much too serious about food to use a metal spoon.

[DrTrezzy]

You should talk about world news, or shit that goes on and just discuss your opinion on it. Unless you don't give a fuck. I think I'd just make you more successful

[sarcasmosis]

@DrTrezzy i guess the problem is FUCK THE NEWS

[thedude200710]

What is the worst part of working at a mall? I figure it has to be the music, right?

[sarcasmosis]

@thedude200710 probably the fact that the only people you deal with are people that have no problem with going to a mall.

[hashmeer0810]

@sarcasmosis Haha, I worked at a mall when I was in high school and I can 100% verify this as true. Also you are fucking hilarious.

[FlaxeMusic]

Excellence in human form.

You have my personal seal of approval and subscription to boot, I look forward to watching you eat a variety of things in future.

Best of luck, Flaxe.

[blackandwhitecow]

AWEEESSOOOOMEEEEEEEEEE

[celeriones]

You remind me of Ron Swanson. And that's a great thing.

[sarcasmosis]

@celeriones I have a couple uncles that are like gritty backwoods versions of him. How do you even have a pond big enough to grow a 13lb. catfish in the first place let alone catch it accidentally one day after it was lurking silently unknown for years; I mean come on.

[89hobbolufc]

you are a witty genius

[sarcasmosis]

@89hobbolufc caviar is known to be a useful ingredient in making chutzpah potions i confess

[Basswoodbandits]

Mane when u gon somash dat kangaroo head open and eat da brain and guzzle down da juzes and fck it in da bum lewlzkakakruu

[sarcasmosis]

@Basswoodbandits youtube removed it

[DzekoVelez]

New videos coming soon yes?

[BenGlas411]

dear sir, you have me oddly addicted to your videos... ive never had kfc before, so that one might be my favorite, although i appreciate all of them. new video! new video!

[JGKMarshall]

Why are these videos so good....

[watersprite44]

How much did it cost for the particular jar of caviar in question?

Did you get paid commission for giving advertising space to all of the fast food joints in your videos? How many of those reside at your particular mall in question?

I know I am being cynical.

Just trying to get into the spirit of things.

[sarcasmosis]

@watersprite44 the caviar price is unknown and explained in comments. i don't get paid for this shit. i don't even remember where that mall is anymore.

[angrykid1219]

When the store closed did you at least get to take the fucking microwave in the back?

[sarcasmosis]

@angrykid1219 no i don't want that piece of garbage

[angrykid1219]

@sarcasmosis Ah. I see.

Anyways keep up the good work man!

[BeardChest]

You should have your own late night show.

Chin up and keep going fella.

[sarcasmosis]

@BeardChest well hey thanks man more soon and more of it

[Op7Aree123]

@sarcasmosis Stop eating food of the floor in HD ! :P

[emilkaufman1991]

when is the next video????

[HubbaReneBubba]

i miss the music in the background.. just watched your third video. It really sets the mood!

[dillonbakkedotcom]

i want to see you eat mushrooms

[Basswoodbandits]

U got dat buk bunny sauce

[thdrlqkr]

Hey, are you on a seasonal break or something? no more 'watch me eat' shows?

I'm a big fan of you. Hope all's well with you.

[sarcasmosis]

@thdrlqkr yeah i do hibernation thanks for hanging out

[UnderWaterLuuv]

sorry to hear that. but i'm sure there are many more little dark and empty rooms out there waiting to be taken advantage of

[UnderWaterLuuv]

I hope nothing more than your usual existential angst

[sarcasmosis]

@UnderWaterLuuv the room in this video is now dark and empty

[RedcFox]

@sarcasmosis You quit your job!@?#!?$!



[sarcasmosis]

@RedcFox if by "quit" you mean "was forced to pack up and close the entire store in two days and be hopelessly plunged into unemployment", sure.

[RedcFox]

@sarcasmosis Oh man that sucks :( but you were miserable in that job too.

[UnderWaterLuuv]

your viewers are worried. are you OK sarcasmosis?

[sarcasmosis]

@UnderWaterLuuv no

[Basswoodbandits]

Eat a kangaroo and then pound the head on da ground with a sledge hammer FUCK BUK BUNNY

[Bunkerproduction]

You remind me of myself, because i LOVE to mix food, Danm its so juicy

[sarcasmosis]

@Bunkerproduction well this is a sort of a la carte thing; i don't generally like to mix stuff up because that is pretty gross man

[Bunkerproduction]

@sarcasmosis But still good videos ; )

[RedcFox]

I had a dream i saw you and i asked you why arent you making more videos :P

[sarcasmosis]

@RedcFox i had a dream where i didn't make videos because my computer broke, and then it became true.

[RedcFox]

@sarcasmosis It twas a true dream :P hopefully it gets fixed soon.

[GrubGripe]

All the crap you eat on this show... it's so hilarious to see caviar!

[kolninv]

u r strange and intriguing in the weirdest way i can't figure it out i am fascinated and have subscribed I don't know why. A smidge of sexy too, why I don't know. Bizzarro

[llib90630]

The Tubes- what do you want from life? is a good song

[nvm0]

how did it taste? :)

[jaintly]

I didn't know that Banquet made caviar TV dinners. Whaddya know!

[sarcasmosis]

@jaintly There's more calories and less water in an ounce of caviar than anything Banquet makes.

[tdwpx5]

Why are you making a youtube video of yourself eating in a fine quality suit?

[magildeny]

did you say where you got it? World Market? thanks...

[sarcasmosis]

@magildeny Barbur World Foods, Portland, OR and they're out.

[ipodbroke1]

love the content man even though its just you eating mostly keep it up

[The5howMustGoOn]

You funny twat ;)

[ChanticleerHegemony]

How much did the caviar cost?

[sarcasmosis]

@ChanticleerHegemony I said $8 for the ounce but the real story is they had none left with the price tag on it, so we got it for $8 instead of $20 or something.

[leyah72802]

I've been looking forward to your next video since Christmas so thank you .....I think I'm in love lol not to offend your wife or my husband :) best wishes for the New Year! thanks again

[canran]

That looks rank bad...I've only ever had pâté, not sure if it's the same as caviar. Happy New Year :)

[sarcasmosis]

@canran nothing livery about caviar at all. it's fishy and salty and goes shockingly well with chicken eggs.

[drbilly100]

happy 2012

[magildeny]

is that actually creme fresh or sour cream? what kind of bread? ... I am inspired to try it again with the egg yolks, etc.., happy new year! next time do lobster or crab legs???? with butter!!!mmmm

[sarcasmosis]

@magildeny you are supposed to use creme fraiche and toasted brioche, but it is also a pretty huge matter of personal preference. also i forgot my shredded baby carrots which add another awesome flavor layer. i did crabs for like two hours once remember.

[susankohistany]

Happy New year!!!!!

[zerlom]

Fake caviar? its taste like shit? wish you a great 2012!!!

[sarcasmosis]

@zerlom nothing fake about this it was awesome

[peekaboots01]

Happy New Year! Mmmmmmuah!

[OMGiarobot]

Energy drink in a wine glass and caviar at the mall. Stay classy my friend, stay classy.

[narutoandhalofan]

you should bring a fork to work

[beastydre200]

Wht does caviar taste like to you?

[sarcasmosis]

@beastydre200 preserved fish eyes

[babeeshopiez123]

New years resolutions? FUCK THEM.

[MusicLessons]

Happy New Years! I hope you don't have to be stuck in the mall next year!

[marleysings]

HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE YOU MUNCHER

[jimdem88]

lol, so funny in the middle!

[DarkBeam]

How much did that little bit of Caviar cost? Ahahah.

[sarcasmosis]

@DarkBeam It was American so nothing terribly special; still the only we could find and $8 an ounce.

[hyeforlife213]

Happy new years

[hyeforlife213]

Best way to eat caviar is with black Russian bread n butter

[sarcasmosis]

@hyeforlife213 correct

[ChanticleerHegemony]

@hyeforlife213 Cola with caviar? CLASS!

[sarcasmosis]

@ChanticleerHegemony ew no cola with caviar

[davidrdk]

You have an irritating and obnoxious attitude but I find myself entertained by your shows and truly enjoy it! Happy New Year Boss! Oh show us your gf in the videos that might satisfy some curiosity

[sarcasmosis]

@davidrdk YOU'RE IRRITATING

[ConcertMusik]

wish you a happy new year!

[UnderWaterLuuv]

@sarcasmosis I wish you a new year where you'll have bucketloads of caviar delivered to you straight from the Caspian Sea by private jet. Don't let the excrements of humanity, young and old, get to you.

[8bitfist]

no champagne huh?

[sarcasmosis]

@8bitfist you still can't drink at the mall duh

[CouchBaggins]

Love how last time it was Banquet steak, and now you have caviar.

[Tubofluxar]

nice champaign! 

[norxcontacts]

Well well well, Mr. Fancy Pants.