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  • i thought it was gonna fail but its oh soo epic hmm yummie

  • fake and jay

  • Well what can i say hmm.... FAKE AND GAY :D

  • that kid has some mad Call Of Duty skills

  • Ballistic knifed

  • that made the nerd look cool

  • LEVEL-UP!

  • @DontEatMyCat jajaja

  • He has played with tomahawks way to much...

  • No one is screaming and no pain is felt. The guys back was turned yet the scissors hit and stuck in the front of his arm. The should have stuck it in his back arm and added some yelling.

  • When a wound is sealed there will be no blood. Pull the scissors out and THEN you will see the blood - lots of it. Luckily, this guy seems to be smart enough to leave the scissors right where they are, even if he isn't smart enough not to bully a psychopathic (or moronic) nerd.

  • that nerd was anticipating the moment that he finally excecuted a successful knife-throw (or i guess scissor-throw) for his entire life...

  • If this is real may i ask why blood isnt oozing out. ? And that must of hurt. He just says "oh man ive got to go to hospital". I mean really come on guys

  • I always feel bad for nerds :(

  • NO BLOOD ALSO

  • That nerd deserves a high-five.

  • And besides, it's from Collage Humor, of course it's fucking fake. Only an idiot would believe otherwise.

  • Cut a pair of scissors in half, use latex to form the bulge, stick on arm. You can buy these kinds of things anywhere around Halloween. They don't show the scissors actually hitting the guy because they wouldn't be able to make it look believable. The kids hand goes below the camera so he can drop the scissors on the floor out of view. Scissors would not be able to pierce someones skin that deep when only thrown by an unfit fatfuck like the guy in this video.

  • lmao you have thought about that a bit too much

  • how can that be fake lol ,

  • the nerd made this fake and the blood? and the pain? damn...

  • It's fake, trust me.

  • what show is it on ?

  • what happened after the video ? did he go to hospital ??

  • It's real, trust me.

  • @brejo57 lol why should i trust you.

  • @Snyds911 Bc, believe it or not, that's my friend in the vid who got the scissors thrown at him. Didn't even know it existed until I stumbled upon it one day. Happened prolly about 6 years ago and found it 10 months ago. Messaged him on FB and sure enough, it was him, and yes, it was real. Besides, the short amount of time he was off camera would not been nearly enough for a effects person to go and put fake scissors on his arm and for it to look that good.

  • @brejo57 What happened to the "nerd?" This stereotype is the most hated and discriminated on school campuses, and I feel terrible. No offense, but your friend deserved this. He has probably been harrassing this poor guy forever. Seriously though, what became of the guy who threw the scissors?

  • @Snyds911 Alright, I'm not trying to pick a fight here or anything, but you're taking a 35 second snapshot of these people's lives here and decreeing after seeing it that "he had probably been harassing this poor guy forever". I mean, I'm just saying...

    And no clue about the guy who threw the scissors. Probably in jail or something for stabbing someone... haha jk

  • @brejo57 Okay, you are correct. But you can tell that this probably wasn't the first time they've harassed him. It sucks that the guy had to tolerate it.

  • hahha serves him right!

  • Fake video is fake

  • nope, this is real.

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  • dude that would so be me i'm such a fucking nerd

  • did you hear about the theory of chock?

  • what do you mean ?

  • wtf? faggots

  • Commit suicide faggot

  • rofl this is actually real. the kid who got the scissors in his arm was interviewed on this show where these people lived through bizarre accidents. in the same sho two guys riding a motorcycle got impailed by the same pipe but i dont remember if both lived.

  • nice dude it looked realistic

  • aaaargggggggg!!!!

  • its a fake imo, theyve used some kind of trick scissors, if they were real and that deep in his arm, i doubt he's be as calm.

  • actually those look like the shorter type pf scissors with large handles. It looks the scissors went in about an inch or less. it could be real.

  • haha, fuck that kid, i would throw shit at him too. I would have aimed for the face though.

  • right, thanks ns12123

    i had no idea!

  • i think this is fake they must show that the scissors must really shot the guy

  • OH SHIT!!!!!

    Bet they wont mess wid him again

  • HOLY SHIT

  • WINRAR!  Nerd: 1 , Douche : 0 hahaha your dumbass has scissors in your arm

  • hahaha.........  Wallace

  • bait times!

  • Can tell alot of the people watching this get bullied by these types of people. Grow some fucking balls ladies

  • why the fuck are you looking at it pluessy

  • because it's hilarious watching nerds rage?

  • Nerd rules. Fuck you funny guy!

  • those guys are fucking twats for picking on the guy.

    and i hope that fat fuck gets the shit kicked out of him for throwing scissors at someone over a bit of water.

  • i agree with you. but probably that wasn't the only time the fat dudes been picked on. maybe he just exploded from months of being bullied or some shit.

  • absolutely fantastic. i hate these kind of jock assholes picking on nerds with their friends, while videotaping, just for the pleasure of torment. they can all put on a shirt and mind their own business.

  • hhahahahhaha

  • here is the same person

    wannasolution com

    a nerd

  • GOD!!! he is in wannasolution

  • hahahahahah totally deserved

  • The scissors should have went through that asshole's neck. He deserves it.

  • I dont think it's fake.

    You can here the sound of it (kinda like stabbing scissors into wood).

    Someone if hyperventilating.

    Freaking out is the worst that could happen!

  • is this real...

    how is he dealing with it so calmly ?

  • cos its not as bad as it looks

  • It's called shock.

  • LoL at that

  • NARUTO FTW

  • bunch of half naked guys hanging out together.... nice.... but fake so fake

  • well deserved

  • this is fake

    1. because the angle on which the sizzors are

    2. bc people would have been freaking out more then that(talking about the others in the room)

    3.how did he hit the side of the arm when the kid was running with the back towards the nerd

  • OH MY GOD

  • Fat kid probably learned that from watching too much gay naruto

  • thats right, you push someone enough, you going to get fucked up, don't bully boys

  • that;'s awful. You know those jerks probably mess with that guy all the time to get such a violent reaction. I'd probably throw a shoe or something at someone too if they sprayed me with febreze. Bullying is not very funny.

  • no blood on account of no scissor removal......

    also...i have cut the back of my hand open with a knife...the instant shock to the body prevents any feelings of pain in this situation.... just saying...medically possible...

    real.

  • WHAT?????????

  • It's not fake, the reason there was no blood was because the scissors went in too fast.

    There would definitely be blood if he decided to pull them out

  • lololol, but there s no blood???

    come on!  failed kidd

  • its not fake,

    you stab yourself with scissors really fast and keep them in..... "no blood"

    then take them out....... "blood"

    Point Proven!

  • lol, cool.

  • where is the blood? if it was real the scissors would have to be reallllly short and have to fall out of his arm or his arm has no blood at all in it :P

    and why didnt he yell or scream or at least show that he is in pain?

    apart from that is it lollable :P

  • I agree, its not fake. The nerd was so surprised and the guy who got stabbed is totally shocked. If some college kids faked something like this it'd probably have fake blood and lots of screaming. This is just what happens when the college system forces 2 people who hate each other to stay in the same dorm.

  • Why do people always call FAKE on everything? why would someone fake this, what would be the point???

    it's obviously real, or these people are amazing actors.

    Are people just jealous and call fake because they don't have any videos to post of their own...or maybe they just can't pull in high viewer numbers, so they get all pissy.

    FAKE!

  • i know why cuz its fake

  • Hopefully he learned not to be a total douche to someone that will be his boss someday.

  • I don't think it was fake.

    Surely a couple of idiots planning to fake something like this would throw in abit of fake blood to make it gross.. but there was no blood! And from what i've heard you don't get blood with puncture wounds unless you take the object out.

    The nerds face when he realises what he's done is classic though! hahaha

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  • First make fun of people and annoy them, then be displeased when you don't like their reaction. All in a day's work.

  • fake!

  • I CALL BULLSHIT

  • HHAHAHAH OWNED, that nerds going to die

  • Haha bitch.

  • Fake would be blood

  • no. There would be blood if the scissors were removed (which is sometimes why, contrary to popular belief, not removing the object is the best treatment until it can be treated properly.

  • Yeah, funny guy got what was coming to him. Just leave people alone or get scissors thrown at you - it's that simple.

  • He's lucky that a pair of scissors is the only thing that kid had. and He's DAMN lucky that didn't hit him in the back or a major organ, But Fuck 'em He deserved it. . Don't Mess with people unless you are willing to accept the consequences of your actions.

  • And hes lucky that he didn't hit a artery

  • lmfao

  • This kid has hidden potential to be a ninja and does'nt even knows it.....

    He should travel to Japan and undergo ninja training!!!!!!!

  • Nice job using big words.. But you avoid the fact that a sharp metal projectile was hurled at him with INTENT to do damage.

    What if it hit him in the eye? Then would it be wrong?

    As I said in another one of my comments to this video. the fat kid should have gotten up, squared up with the bully and had a fair fight. But no, the fat kid is weak, so he held it all in and then burst out like a psycho path(umm columbine?).

    It's a shame he's "socially marginalized" but hey, welcome to earth :)

  • your trolling is a bit too obvious

  • fucker deserved it

  • He got what he deserved

  • well, yes and no. He should of punched him or something, not fucking throw scissors, what if it someone else, or hit the eye...

  • "An error occurred, please try again later"

    is there another youtube link that works?

  • hahaha poor guy lol but omg thats kinda funny bet it hurt like fuck if its even real >.> which i think it is tbh

  • :OOOOOOOOOO OMFG holy s...

  • The a-hole got what he deserved.

  • fake but good

  • he acted unusually calm xP probably in shock or something xP

  • lol lol fuck that dickhead

  • Stop being such a boring twat billcozby. Just die

  • i am sure this was not the first time they were harassing that kid.

    He deserved what was coming for him.

  • The wound wouldn't necessarily bleed, in fact it's quite common for it not to with the item still stuck in.

    The kid wouldn't get in trouble for it, well maybe in the US, anyone would know he didn't aim for them to stab the other kid, only to throw them at him.

  • Intentions don't really change what happened. If you kill someone on accident, you're still going to jail depending on the circumstances.

  • I love his reaction. XD

    "There are scissors in my fucking arm..."

  • This is old. and real, I think.

    I always thought he wasn't bleeding because his flesh may have closed around the wound, thereby preventing blood from flowing. Thoughts?

  • Generally, when there is an object in the flesh like that, you aren't supposed to pull it out because it will cause the wound to bleed; people with knives sticking out of them are advised to leave it there and allow a doctor to pull it out to avoid bleeding to death.

  • If he didn't expect that and now is upset about that he has scissors in his arms he must be really stupid.

    I bet the fat kid told him a million times to not get on his nerves. It's his fucking own fault and both should apologize to each other.

  • seems fake, if not, awesome, but it does seem it

  • MBS IS MY BITCH

  • this is hilarious.

    Do not fuck with ninja... they come in all forms

  • They all look like queers. No doubt when the camera stopped rolling the stabbing continued. ARSE STABBING. Fuckin fags

  • This is what you get for busting ppls ballz!

  • definitly not fake. back in my days in school i had someone throw a freshly sharpened pencil at my and i caught it...with the palm of my hand. jammed right down to the bone, no blood or pain. not a pair of scissors, but the fact that object is still in the body and didnt break a major artery is the reason it didnt bleed.

  • holy shit

    Reddit my eyez fucking hurt

  • People do not always bleed. My dad's a cop. He shot a fat guy in the stomach while at a gun fight. He came home laughing. The guy has so much blubber he didn't bleed. No blood vessels in all the fat. Just a small hole and oozing blubber.

  • loool

  • Your dad shot someone and laughed about it? classy

  • Your dad laughed after shooting a guy? Your dad needs help.

  • it's not a comedy sketch just because it has a college humor logo. It just means they stole the video and put it on their site.

  • this is not steve irwin, he was not hit at the heart, taking the scissors out will not amount in a huge blood loss, it may be deep but the hole is fairly small, blood just doesn't fly out like in the movies, you need a huge wound, also, that guy is an idiot for throwing scissors, what the fuck did he expect to happen, luckily it hit muscle and not something else

  • karma?

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahaha

  • Oh don't be a pussy, it's just a flesh wound :)

  • al least he wasnt attacked with fresh fruit!

  • Fake

  • FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE

    and super old.

  • What a dumb kid throwing scissors

  • no blood ?

  • I guess ifhe pulled it out itwould bleed and not stop.

    Pulling it out is the worse thingyou can do though.

    X's

  • baloney. so it has to stay there forever? that's not worse? taking it out is the worst thing? what would they do at a hospital, NOT take it out? of course they take it out. you know why? because it's not the worst thing. The worst thing would be to grab it and start opening and closing it while it's in his arm. fucker had it coming.

  • No seriously I know what I'm talking about.

    Of course they have to take it out at the hospital but obviously they can stitchit up there.

    If he pulled it out he would most probably lose a shit load of blood which is really risky.

    Look it up.

    It stops the blood flowing out more if you leave it in.

    You should wait until you're at the hospital or until an ambulance?

    Don't believe me thick shit? Look it up.

    X's

  • steve irwin died because he took the spike out before he got to the hospital. so yeah its the worst thing.

  • It is a bad idea to take a pieced object out of a wound because of the risk of major blood loss, but I agree, the worst thing would probably be to start opening and closing it while it was still inside LOL

  • pull it out!!

  • That's the worse thing you could possibly do.

    X's

  • fake

  • even if it is fake can you do effects like that ?

  • who gives a shit

  • His nerdjitsu is strong!

  • haha

  • lol!!!

  • Fat nerd never threw the scissors. Similar pair attached to roommate's arm when out of frame.

  • That is a blatant lie Sir. Adjust your TV set.

  • thumbs up for scissor-throwing dude. thumbs down for a-hole bully roomates.

  • Damn that kid can chuck some scissors, I mean he threw it like a damn throwing knife.

  • didn't look like water, looked like febreeze. Maybe the guy was stinkin up the place?

  • all the nerds on here defending this scissor throwing pussy need to shut the fuck up.

  • It's only a pity he didn't have 4 pairs of scissors.

  • can this boy be arrested for doing that? or at least sued for medical bills?

  • This video is old as hell, so the statue of limitations is surely run out now. But yes, he could be arrested and charged with a crime, assault with intend to to bodily harm, or something similar.

  • Good job. Teach those assholes a lesson!

  • God damn, Ryu Hayabusa really let himself go

  • that was kinda ninja.

  • lol, I like how suddenly articulate and professorial he becomes once he gets a pair of scissors stuck in him.

    "I cannot believe this. I have to go to the hospital now."

    "There are fucking scissors sticking out of my fucking arm."

  • he was playing postal 2

  • Well I dont think anyone will be beating a guy who hits them back, you wouldn't as you like that, as you hit women.

    (That's if you could ever get a woman, you would hit her, but you can't).

  • Woooow. Anyone who brags about their sexcapades on the internet to win an argument, is just a sad human being. Hope it makes you feel like your balls are bigger, though. Otherwise, then it was stupid AND pointless.