The Meaning of Life

[StevenJosephHorton]

I need to beat my rubik's cube with a fish and buy crocs. Okies. brb.

By the way, Dan. I miss the Pogo Tribe. T_T

[FatEddie003]

Check out the subliminal message at 1:00

Love it!

[dragonlover9000]

this man..err duckmanthing.. speaks the truth

[riteorwrong4244]

seems like he is a pure MOTHER FUCKER



[riteorwrong4244]

biggest asshole i have ever seen

[SuperAirplane123]

insightful!

[AngryLlamaz]

dude this is fucking scary. it actually gave me goose bumps and i couldnt sleep at night.. esp your quack roll video... i just dream of a man in a hoodie with a duck mask on.. something about it is just too scary

[HaHaWhatsSoFunny]

oh my gosh....this explains everything.

[Crazy56U]

O_O (checks box of "oregeno") ...fuck, it's still full...

[malcolmindamiddle]

i like it when he says quack

[enchantedtoast]

scary!

[SunriseAtTwilight]

So... the meaning of life is ... in fact ... quack?

[rubikscubenath]

42!

[beralder9]

this used to be pure genius..

[TheHausPark]

stop at 0:43 QUACK!

[thraxFUUU]

man u in video u idiot?!?!

[sujoms]

fap fap fap

[Sensei007HUN]

0:00 skip advertising

[BarbieSuckz]

sounds like : CRAP CRAP CRAP!

[TheChristianShadow]

So a king duck ordered his loyal servant fish to solve an insanely rediculous rubix cube which brought a terrible curse upon the land, which was solved by the invention of the shoe!

[PresentBox]

look at the tags=)))))):))))) lol:)))

[YoungKrieger]

Well, Dan is usually a pretty smart guy.. not that he is stupid here.. it is just kinda quacking..

[dude56390]

this is Dan brown...on quack!

[AppleiWeasel]

erm...

[GHOST4921]

of course the meaning of life is explained by a giant duck/man

[fredy5145]

thumbs up if you watched the hole video

[n64style]

I think he's trying to tell us something...

[Quicksilv335]

I should hire a doctor to translate.

Ohohohoho~ I'm so punny :D

[BarrockYomamma2010]

I like the part when he says quack

[Tripp426]

Quite possibly Dan's best look.

[MrXalexer]

Can someone teach me Duck?

[519pa]

dan i have a 5 by 5 rubik's cube too

[michael1234252]

@519pa me to

[JandAProductions1]

Oh look, you can buy it for a dollar, I SHOULD DO THAT!

[John7Clem]

Im glad i took duck in college. ^_^

[Pbnu321]

@dan00bidahouse I saw the subliminal massages too! Haha I think it was for the converse

[JosteinRing]

I totally agree! quack

[MrThunderlord84]

What a duck so fake and gay with squackaids

[Dan00bindahouse]

Phfft. These false preacher ducks love it to be all about them. What a quack.

[Dan00bindahouse]

Nice subliminal messages. I'm thoroughly convinced.

[ElderDragonSlayer]

#LOL

[ElderDragonSlayer]

#lol #wtf

[evg11311]

for me the translation is: everrybody trying to convince the others that he is the king and tell the others what to do, but all this bullshit

[DecemberOfDying]

Ten minutes later, and my friend is still laughing her ass off, nearly suffocated.... BREATHE, ANNA, BREATHE!!!!!!

[Kitsune1216]

@DecemberOfDying She nearly hyperventilated.. I can't believe I spelled that right O.o

[DecemberOfDying]

@Kitsune1216 LEAHGASP! *spellingfun*

[JeezeNoLopi]

Quack. Is WHACK.

[lakulo27]

lolwut

[DeHint]

Definetly high :D

[i1dont1give1a1shit0]

QUACK!!!

[viking977]

dan you must be on quack. i want some!

[StarInvasion]

im no expert, but i think dan is the only person on youtube who would get away with making this video and not be rejected by everyone :P

[gerardaddict]

Quackroll'd XD

[Rustymuffin1]

at one part of this vid he acts like the shamwow guy.

[BillyTalent1666]

0:36 You Can See A Red word on the tissue.

[BillyTalent1666]

@BillyTalent1666 I mean 0:53 sorry

[FirefoxFreeze]

1:27

HE HAS A RUBIK'S 5x5x5 PROFESSER CUBE!

[SoILoveCheese2011]

Every video needs to be like this lol

THE DUCK DISCUSSES HEALTH CARE

JUST THINK IT COULD BE BIG lol

[VideoGirl352]

translates to : Dan Brown makes the awesomest duck ever!! Subscribe now or the devil will get you!! Yess even he like Dan!! He likes everything, even his shoes!! But not crocks!! Where them and he'll do that to ur leg!! Godd likes him to and made him King of the world!! So eat fish, play with your rubix cube and Worship Dan Brown!!

[COLSERR123]

WTF?

[OSCCNV]

O.o Subtitles? anyone?

[MassPwnange]

I am insulted!

[MadiRoxable]

Life makes sense now.

[staticerection]

1:36 you said "quack, quack huh huh quack quack" i think you mint to say was "quack,huh hu quack huh quack." thats right i know how to speak duck.

[hectojet]

so the meaning of life is a rubiks cube and a plastic fish mating to make a shoe?

i totally get it now

[patatopie]

where did you get that awsome 5 by 5 rubix cube?!?!

[DHS122997]

wait, was the third thing quack or quack

[ventusblade]

sorry it was quack i think you missed it

[MrAkilleus]

WTF!!!!!? I am blown away by the awesomeness! I never realized that this is the meaning of life!

[olivebeast00]

I realise now so much.

[RapidRatchetRoll]

I understand everything, I am been spirtually lifted this video is amazing...QUACK! :P

[inuasha880]

translation=first become lader of your people.second find food and basic things humans need.third become intelligent(from animal to genius.forth go to war with enemies and kill them.fifth morn over dead friends lost in war.sixth as ruler of your people get luxeries such as shoes for feet.Rmember to comment rate and subscribe.I'm dan brown and i'm out.

[cordwell3]

@inuasha880 I was about to click on the thumbs down button, then read your translation. now i understand. at first i thought it was be king. eat fish, then i skipped a heap coz the quacking was not being my friend, then i saw a scribble, i thought it was going to be a note in english. smart duck, but it wasnt. thanks you for the translation from duck.

[MannDexx]

@inuasha880 Wow, you were way off I think. The shoes thing, he was definitely saying crocs are better. =P Still, he probably meant for us to interpret it in our own different ways.

[venetrix]

This actually makes a lot more sense when you're dog tired and watching it at 4am...

[xLuke93x]

Crack is the meaning of life? quack quack crack

[CodaSynphony]

...awesome.

[LadyMuckk]

I finally understand... The world makes sense now :) Thank you for this almighty knowledge, you must truly be enlightened by the gods.

[theninjalchemist]

O.o....

[yyykkll]

hello creepy duck

quack quack..

[ilysoccer09]

does your uhm voice hurt after that?

[Ignorancepersonified]

Dude, you hit the nail on the head with that one.

[NickGreyden]

I agree wholeheartedly. I've been saying for quite some time that outcome based education is a step toward communism.

[fischer012]

I understand EVERYTHING. Thank you, creepy duck.

[devilsman26]

i have been spiritually awakened by this video.

[bitchofireland]

wow i finally understand the laws of physics:P lol

[ArsonBeanTanks]

Lmfao it reminds me of the shamwow/slap chop guy from 1:34 - 1:44

[ashaxberry]

This video has completely convinced me that subscribing to you is the best possible idea ever.

[saska5645]

quack? quack quack quack! o-o

[menchuation5]

ahahahahahaahahahahahahahhahah­ahahahahaahahahahahhahahahaha

really funny hahahaha :D

[chessyman555555555]

lol wtf?????

[alexdomeco]

OMG what a retarded

[dweeby987]

i dont gett it

[MrEnergydrinkaddict]

epic moment when dan pulled out that fake severed leg

[Dogfighter228]

You're such a quack...teehee

[alexytou]

remembers me buckethead haha

[tsilll]

it sounded more like ''crap crap crap...''

[bananarapist]

i got it so its Quack quack teh quackitty quack, quack eh quack ah quack. Quauauack!!! Quack quack esss to ba quack. Quack-ck-ck-ck-ck quack. ah ba quack quack QUACK!! Es quack-ck-ck. Quack??1? Gooack. right?

[ElementsOfSounder]

the duck was terrifying. But i really liked the fish! (L)

Am i wierd??

am i wierd because i ask??

[luisjomen2aS]

@ElementsOfSounder yeps :P

[200Potter]

the most entertaining video on Youtube I've seen in a fair while.

[usadrumhead]

my life now has direaction

[Cloe3435]

Lmao oddly enough I love this. XD (maybe because I have 3 pet ducks).

[justinDISASTER]

so... the meaning of life is ducks???

[Teree6220]

hahaha very productive video (:

[Cheeseboogerz]

LMAO

[1sido10]

is it just me or is it weird tht he has a severed leg in his room? also am i insane if i watched the ENTIRE THING!?!?!?!

[magictacomangapirate]

Holy crap...

it all makes sense now...

o.o

[KoolKid513]

what was the point of this video

its stupid

[randomxfirerecording]

am i wierd if i watched the whole thing

[Fabel94]

SHAM WOW!!

[Insulaintercalx]

Swamp duck

[nnico3004]

Quack the fuck?

[xlrwolf10]

you just blew my fucking mind

life makes so much more sence now

quack

[HedgehogFromTheFog]

I totaly understand everything now!! OMG this is so AWESOME!!!!

[8uddy8oy]

lay off the quack kid

[8uddy8oy]

you quack head

[ANDYGLOV3R]

Absolute genius.

[vowel2]

When in doubt, quack like mad

[evilretard14]

I agree good sir. Great concept, can't believe I never saw it.

[VinceD41]

I just listened to a duck quack for two minutes forty-seven seconds! HAHAHA

[memmabaker]

So true

[brigeboy95]

so quack = quack divided by quack that is the meaning of life quack

[420mmmkay]

penis in vagina dude

penis in vagina

[lokitagaby17]

omg its so simple... how couldnt i have known?

[matmann2001]

I doubt it was intentional, but this is a hilarious satire of overzealous philosophers.

[24222282]

I felt like it was intentional. I give Dan that much credit.

[24222282]

(@mattman2001)

[friendcentralmusic]

all my questions are solved!

[DrgoFx]

o.o I can't believe I didn't see this before! The fish is the smartest creature in the universe o.o Therefore it was the first anything to solve the 5x5x5 rubix cube :OOO then the shoe represents modern time and how that was gone back when all we had to wear were crocodile boots! IT'S SO SIMPLE IT'S BRILLIANT!!! AND THAT PAPER IS THE BIG BANG THEORY! WE HAVE DISCOVERED THE MEANING OF LIFE!!!

[killerfish98]

are u sure, cause i need to decode it. the only thing bothering me is how he has to wear a burger king crown and a duck mask.

[DrgoFx]

o.o that's also an obvious symbol, although the fish is the smartest, the ducks shall rule the world after 2012 8OOOO

[killerfish98]

why would ducks rule? and will they wear burger king crowns? im confused.

[DrgoFx]

Cause the ducks are awesome >.> duh. What other animal can swim and quack? None. Therefore they are the singal species that are capable of ruling the earth.

[VideoClipRemix]

R-E-T-A-R-D!

[hugo5918]

whaaaaaaaaaaat? this guy needs help

[jmanskater2]

So, I see that you've been abducted by those aliens.

[MissAidenadict]

I know what it means it is so understabable!

[DoctorWhoNinteyFive]

Quack QuackQuack  QuackQuackQuack QuackQuackQuackQuack Handsome

[holyelectricalsocket]

THE MEANING OF LIFE IS WHEN A DUCK WITH A BURGER KING PAPER CROWN HAS A FISH THAT SOLVES A 4x4x4 RUBIKS CUBE AND TORE OFF A GUYS LEG TO PUT A CROC ON AND SPIN IT AND THEN ADD IN EXPLODING SOUND EFFECTS WHEN HE THROWS EVERYTHING BEHIND HIS BACK???

[caulimay]

ACTUALLY ITS A 5x5 RUBIX CUBE

TEEGEE

[Interrobang3]

@holyelectricalsocket Yes, it was a 5x5x5 Rubik's Brand Cube.

[RandomMReviewer]

QUACK??? Quack quack quackidy quack quack!

quuuuak quak!

[XSuperFistX]

LOL

[airblade124]

and you have to be able to wear slippers , not converse!!

[airblade124]

so basically the meaning of life is when human get a ducks face and can quack... and has a pet fish who can solve a 5x5x5 rubiks cube..

[felixarmandojimenez]

so the meaning of life is when a duck gets a

burger king crown

[perstorp112]

I think "Qauck" means something like: Hello bitch.

And I think "Quack" means: Fuck you, you retarded motherfucking assface.

[WhispersOfPain]

I understood every single word you said.

Seriously.

[gygymiss]

THIS IS REALY WIRD

[pugboy16]

this makes more sence than anything

quack?

[WolfgangKaipz]

kick ass

[warrs004]

Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack!!!

[pokemonsecretwonders]

did u say quack

[torchic3]

Quackers! I lurve my quackers!

[robertsonlavapie]

ahh i know.... what is your mean>>> QUACK! and QUACK!! yes.... thank you...

[wyattseaman1337]

it all makes perfect sense now that i think of it.

[skyskelton97]

this makes me want to watch pop tub

[xxFLAVORBLASTEDxx]

Meaning of life is 42 dumbass

[TheAnonymousGod]

it's a good thing im a duck whisperer

quack

[AudreyAudio]

LOL

[gstrike79]

What a loser

[TheNimTube]

Wow, this video changed my life. O_O

[9499295]

i agree.

[TheKalofer]

pure idiotism i love it , dude so epic ! DAN U OWN HARD !

[PiKalolz]

was it sum sorta code?? I know the last thing he said was "i am dan brown and im out" because its sounded lyk it and he always says it at the end of thingys

[highstaminaftw]

icwutudidthar.

[Iamthemaster2]

looks like you've gone quackers!!!!......

ahh... you see what i did there.... quackers coz he's a duck...

oh FaIL!!

[MrKezpt]

So... Quack?

[iamverynicesir]

Yes..... Yes.

[kamiljedrzejak]

u just made my day

[paperrichard]

Which brings me to my next point...Don't smoke Quack

[Sk8rBoyAndy]

maybe hes trying to say that the meaning of life is just quack, there is no straight forward meaing to life . it is just what you want it to be. It doesnt have a single reason, it is just what you think it is best to describe it. Or maybe the reason to live is just to figure out its meaning along the way. In conclusion, Life is just what you want it to be, it is not an easy thing to describe, it is just quack

[javatar77]

Very deep, but I think he just wants us to click the link in the doobly doo

[Stephinola]

I concur.

[27emochick]

...wtf...how can ppl finde this funny...it's just sone dude with a mask on saying quack

[wtfitsxashley]

so let me get this straight ...

you're a king duck

that can't figure out the rubix cube

and the only shoe you can where are crocs??

[soccermajik]

wtf- most amazing thing ever... i think yes

[Miguelchalupa]

U denfelty took drugs that day

[Noobgrafix]

YOU ARE NUTS DR.QUACKOU!!!!

[Kyadita]

Can't believe that i saw the hole video hahaha ur crazy daaaan!

[AdamElianTv]

I SWEAR THERE ARE SUBNIMINAL MESSAGES ON THE TISSUE BETWEEN SECOND 0:50 AND 0:60 :P nice one dan !: P

[CopyOfMe]

There IS a subliminal message.

That says Quack :D

[KORNOF96]

There are subliminal messages but they all so QUACK...

[AdamElianTv]

i like how all the comments are FUCKING FUCKING ME IM LMAO !!!! LITERALLY ! AHAHAAHAAH XD