I once typed my girl: "Damn you I know yur sexy ;)" My bro responded: "WTF Did you text me?" I once had a hot girl on the bed with me. She took of her jeans to reveal she had a pee-pee. I once stood next to a guy on the corner. Then randomly, I got a boner. I mumbled to myself, "I need some more T.P." Suddenly you opens his jacket and offers me weed. A girl walks by and I tell next to me, "She got some racks". Turns out he was her boyfriend and I got the bat.
OMG! all that stuff happens to me! btw if you're stuck in the situation where someone shouts Hi to you from a distance and you dont know who they are, follow this script:
Amy: Hey Beth!
Me: Hey... *think if a random name... Lisa!
Amy: What?! No it's me, Amy!
Me: I know it is I'm just mucking around!
If when they get closer you still don't know who they are... I don't know that's never happened to me before... RUN!
Use to love College Humor, but it seems like they have fewer original videos lately, no Hardly Working, Phantom, Gale Beggy or Nerd Alert videos for ages...
That Awkward moment when your on facebook chat and your talking to a girl, you both write, but you see the other person write so you stop and wait for that person to write again..
That awkward moment when your teacher has a huge meltdown and yells at the class, then leaves the room. The class sits in silence, not knowing what to do.
I am looking and asking for people to check out the only song on my page. I am promoting it because Youtube doesn't offer that exclusively. Your opinion would be valued and I wouldn't mind checking out the music you have. I love networking so feel free to send me a friends request.
Protip: Things with humor in the name are never funny.
HotBroodish 1 hour ago
we have all been there... good tune.
theOUCHcollective 8 hours ago
check out my song micheal phelps and me
youll like it if you like this !!!
PurdyMusic 1 day ago
This is the 10th time ive heard this... until today i thought amir said "I feek sucking ass!" but then its not..
iWantGoldenhammy 1 day ago
At the beginning I thought Amir would be McLovin... But the awesome thing is that he wears a Nuggets-uniform! :D
JuveCassi 2 days ago
fuck you google how dear you use the best song ever in a commercial
haze656 3 days ago
Am I the only one who typed in "awkward" on the searchbar and picked the first video I saw?
Mcgif21 4 days ago
did most of this just today...
icecreamfairy8 4 days ago in playlist Liked videos
Amir could be a singer in some emo-group
davidvuckovic7 6 days ago
Story of Amir's life........
kbomb234 6 days ago
0:29 lmaoooooo
stavrosboyfriendGB 6 days ago
o man this is the first vido i ever watched of college humor and i love how amitr changes his voice
eudemon002 1 week ago
None of them dropped spaghetti?
xKeffinx 1 week ago
AAWWWWWKKWAAAAAAAARRRRRDDDDD C:
tiemeupXwatchmebleed 1 week ago
R.I.P college humor. This show is dead.
SargentLimpDick 1 week ago
Lmao how amir had a nuggets jersey
bordit84 1 week ago 2
That black guy was a dick. He never said anything about him working there. He just asked if he could reach the top shelf for him.
plastic14407 1 week ago
I have done almost all of these...fuck
silverdancer5678 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
beastie boys!!!!!
turncoat9 1 week ago
Story of my life...
NewYorker366 1 week ago
0:23
thegamerzify 1 week ago
I WANT TO TOUCH SARAHS BOOBS
thegamerzify 1 week ago 9
Guys know this awkward situation all too well:
/watch?v=kAnndqKh2eo
thegoofdude 1 week ago
Accidentally touch... yeah.... (i c what you did there)
MrTripleCC 1 week ago
13 minute ad woohoo
blaghbleghblagh 2 weeks ago
Sad thing is that I've done most of these things
TheM1J1T 2 weeks ago 2
Huntergphil2 2 weeks ago
Dog tags or beret srry on my iPod
WolfN931 2 weeks ago
I'm usually wearing my dog tags of beret to ppl don't care if I do somtin akward
WolfN931 2 weeks ago
awkward moment when it pauses right in the middle of you watching it
zimmawoman 2 weeks ago
AWKWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
Xelschea 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
This is my life
bacon6661000 2 weeks ago
that awkward moment when everybody's getting shot in the knee except you
taishune 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
90% of this happens to me alot
AandEproducts 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1 3
The real awkward is white guys rappin
LisleWolves32 2 weeks ago
Awkward
ICEWOLFJMAN 3 weeks ago in playlist The Very Best of CH Originals
:DD
StreeLgaming 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
@ahernandez1080 Not in my country anyway
Aussierager21 3 weeks ago
This song describes me!!!
MegaMetalliDethica 3 weeks ago in playlist The Very Best of CH Originals
Show this to your friend and he doesn't like it... AWKWARD
afroebob 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
man this sucks... um er....i mean.....*akward*
kevawsome24 3 weeks ago
Thumbs up for Amirs belt!
Or didnt you notice?
Then tumbs up for Amir!
CrasyWolfang 3 weeks ago
...My friend said that this video reminded her of me. I'm not awkward. D:<
Tegrres 3 weeks ago 36
@Tegrres i know how you feel ):
smash501 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
@Tegrres HOW IS THIS A TOP COMMENT?
AndysMouseRatBand 1 day ago
socially awkward penguins.
ukelivia 3 weeks ago
0:22 just so i can jiggly boobies
1PrOGamingBajesus 3 weeks ago
Amir is so adorable...
NeeaRemembersSunday 3 weeks ago
I love Amir lmao
budgies121 3 weeks ago
@Cmanisithecoolest Yeah dude, as in i remember when they were funny. aka 3 years ago. what did you not understand about that?
Kilometer000 3 weeks ago
This song is just akward... and so is the fact that I've been in some of the same situations....
CouldaWouldaLife 4 weeks ago
Amir with the closer.
dashvolnutt 4 weeks ago
OMG! all that stuff happens to me! btw if you're stuck in the situation where someone shouts Hi to you from a distance and you dont know who they are, follow this script:
Amy: Hey Beth!
Me: Hey... *think if a random name... Lisa!
Amy: What?! No it's me, Amy!
Me: I know it is I'm just mucking around!
If when they get closer you still don't know who they are... I don't know that's never happened to me before... RUN!
floatygirly 4 weeks ago
Use to love College Humor, but it seems like they have fewer original videos lately, no Hardly Working, Phantom, Gale Beggy or Nerd Alert videos for ages...
cobba1982 4 weeks ago
this sounds for all the world like it could be a Beastie Boys song.
epsilon127 4 weeks ago
@epsilon127 exactly my thought.
farscape1 3 weeks ago
holy shit. i remember when college humor was good.
Kilometer000 4 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
@Kilometer000 You remember when?... This video is 3 years old...
Cmanisthecoolest 4 weeks ago
@titanbomb1 it's a belt buckle
Rock6754 1 month ago
did anyone notice in the beginning amir has a gun
titanbomb1 1 month ago
Yeahhhh
DownWithHer 1 month ago
I used 2 make arrow to the knee then I took an arrow 2 the junk
TheBadBandits 1 month ago
I used to make arrow to the knee jokes until I took a knee to the wrist
1212hipeople 1 month ago
Your just black:) lol
afroboy757 1 month ago
press 3 then 6 then 8
Rossyboiful 1 month ago
walking in the wrong direction isn't awkward......its stupid
Rossyboiful 1 month ago
@Rossyboiful Yes, but he's doing it because he feels awkward in the situation he is in.
GriffinPilgrim 1 month ago
@GriffinPilgrim its a joke
Rossyboiful 1 month ago
amir looks like he could be such a good MC
aminfrared 1 month ago
Mmmmmm, accidentally touch...
Nullll1111 1 month ago
Amir should be a rapper.
NerdsWBNerds 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
Beastie Boys style.....WIN
JLWstudios 1 month ago
Sam sounds Like a flamer
TheLepercons 1 month ago
I used to disprove of the arrow to the knee but then I took a crossbow bolt to the elbow.
Addaz0111 1 month ago
I loveeee amir
xoxoxLOVEYOUxoxxo 1 month ago 72
lol nice
Whuzyadaddi 1 month ago
Like if ur watchin' this here vidja in 1864!
MrMetalbeast123 1 month ago
@35sharpshooter learn to spell "right" then you can say that.
Addaz0111 1 month ago
like if you're watching this in 2016!
euqinorev111 1 month ago
>>-----8-----D------->
HoatDemon99 1 month ago
All of these arrow to the knee jokes are extremely corny. Please do YouTube a favor and just....stop...that's all the world wants
Bloodywarrior415 1 month ago
@Bloodywarrior415 we used 2 stop but then we took and arrow 2 the knee
Whuzyadaddi 1 month ago
@Whuzyadaddi And this is why green arrow and robin hood hung up their bows.
Bloodywarrior415 1 month ago
All of u arrow 2 the knee fags can take an arrow rite in the dick
35sharpshooter 1 month ago
I used to sing rap like this but then I took an arrow to the knee.
Addaz0111 1 month ago
@Addaz0111 No. Shut up.
MrLoadingscreen 1 month ago
Amir's part is annoying. I can't tell if that's intentional or not.
prestellad 1 month ago
@prestellad Intentional
kc307 1 month ago
@kc307 Why, though?
prestellad 1 month ago
@prestellad For the awkwardness
kc307 1 month ago
@kc307 I guess, the rest of the song doesn't make me feel like ripping out my ears though.
prestellad 1 month ago
I SNORT WHEN I LAF AND I FART WHEN I SNEEZ best part
zombiekiller4564 1 month ago
SSOOO TTRRRUUEEE
fleatard13 1 month ago
Like if you're watching this in 2011.
lexi44134 1 month ago
I love this:) 2:02
shaneDismylover13 1 month ago
Dan's verse was my fav. :)
dunnemily98 1 month ago
when you say how are you i say not much
...
oh you dont work here your just black
jebedia7 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
LOL the ending
BraveBub 1 month ago
i did the opposite of everything in this video and now im popular!
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Majstro1991 1 month ago
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That Awkward moment when your on facebook chat and your talking to a girl, you both write, but you see the other person write so you stop and wait for that person to write again..
OpTicUtube 1 month ago
At least a dozen of these things have happened to me.
AngelKay7 1 month ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor
Doesn't Amir kinda look like Weird Al, especially at 2:01
TheVJackV 2 months ago
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TheVJackV 2 months ago
wow...819 people dont know music when they hear it. =(
GRAVEYARD570 2 months ago
What ? Black people don't work!!!
This is wrong.
ahernandez1080 2 months ago 25
its 1 2 3 and to the 4
PSYREN123 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
0:01 :d
animeirules4ever 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
Aah I love this!!!XD
spaghettiandlettuce 2 months ago
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this is ALOT funnier when you watch it years later and you know the characters!
...amir has a "nuggets" jersy on...dan touches sar-bear's BOOB!...sams talking to jake
ROBOOT103 2 months ago
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ROBOOT103 2 months ago
Best video yet
CelloJello555 2 months ago
That awkward moment when your teacher has a huge meltdown and yells at the class, then leaves the room. The class sits in silence, not knowing what to do.
sayachick101 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos 2
"I want to avoid further social connection so I'll walk twenty minutes in the wrong direction" story of my life
STevEKlm012 2 months ago 81
I remember watching this in 2008, didnt think it was funny. But now, it's frigging hilarious
NinjaGheckoh 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
*funny
RapidRipster 2 months ago
The first verse was so finny
RapidRipster 2 months ago
Remix of Digital Underground?
TheL0nelyGuy 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
817 ARE AWKWARD
zombieomom11 2 months ago in playlist my favorite songs
Amir has a gun belt.
BOSS.
zZSoSiiKZzxD 2 months ago 5
I now have this song stuck in my head AWKWARD
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TheOfficialBlackTear 2 months ago
Did anyone else get the beastest ad in Youtube history (Ezio from assassins creed in soul calibur V)?
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MrSyzerd 2 months ago
The awkward moment when you mishear Amir as saying "I FEEL LIKE SUCKING ASS"
Yeah. Not kidding.
FibonaziProductions 2 months ago 78
@FibonaziProductions Now I can't unhear it. Thanks.
ravenssettle 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
@FibonaziProductions
i thought he said "sucking ass", and I would've thought if you hadn't posted that and i read it first
frexspar76 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
When is daylight savings? Why, it's tomorrow Amir :)
Gright 2 months ago
It's sad how many of these things i've done :b
misspresident95 2 months ago
@neuch22 its just humor. Don't be ignorant
CrazyBlonde1996 2 months ago
The awkward moment, when in the beginning you realise you can't count to five...
applepieindesky 2 months ago
u guys are beasty boyz wanna bes
neuch22 2 months ago
@neuch22 These guys are just joking. Comedy/spelling/grammar noob. Go back to school.
hooplablahblahblah 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
pff wtf
bella999ify 2 months ago
0:21 for boob ripple! :D
iLiKeCeRe 2 months ago 2
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iLiKeCeRe 2 months ago
omg hahaha Amir sounds like a beastie boy..get it boyyyy!!!!
honeyb237 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
yeah, everything here happened to me here, besides grabbing sarah's boob
stan124 2 months ago
0:22 is the best part teehee
CryF0RMercy 2 months ago
That awkward moment when I realize I've been rewatching :22 for 3 minutes.
CancerAndHeresy 3 months ago
As my life continues to progress, this song gets funnier and funnier. *sigh*
detrimentalflame 3 months ago
"Awkard (Aqua) Marine" LMFAO!
XanderBBo 3 months ago
sam should do some other raps!
CheezyAnimationsInc 3 months ago
did anybody notice the gun amir had
michael64792 3 months ago
It has existed for three years and it's the first time I watch this video. Proud.
amandandreassen 3 months ago
Damn,soooo true.
TheLatvianboy 3 months ago
Amir... you so gangsta
heavymigration 3 months ago
I FEEL LIKE SUCH AN ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
heavymigration 3 months ago
i listen 2 this everday it is so damn good
tyronisen1 3 months ago
This reminds me so much of the beastie boys
Mrsongcoverman 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
lmao, jake still wear's that shirt in 2011.
joey662 3 months ago
i love amir<3
yellowpenguin123 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
i'd download the song but whats the song without the vid
Ivin3690 3 months ago
classic. coming back to this after 2 years
Ivin3690 3 months ago 3
Amir from PRANKED!!
TehLostChannel 3 months ago
0:34, I realized that all the moves they do combined is something awkward I look like when I dance.
JonCConklin 3 months ago
813 people are an ASS
yousseftazyy 3 months ago 3
best song college humor's done I think so
didimau108 3 months ago in playlist Liked
Beastie Boys parody?
cpat97 3 months ago 2
Amir's part is the funniest and the ending, LMAO
hotgirlsarehot 3 months ago
Is it me or did Amir say "I feel like sucking ass!" in the first chorus?
RandomShed 3 months ago
@RandomShed its such an ass
amberyon 3 months ago
@RandomShed I feel like such an ass.
TGJEEVAS 2 months ago
wait a minute....813 dislikes?..........awkward
TheKonjikiExpress 3 months ago
yeah my hand and ur boob actidently touch my butt
breeutiful12 3 months ago
2:07 streeters AWKWARD face
mercinaryre4 3 months ago
@mercinaryre4 That is definitely not Streeter.
dannypoissant 3 months ago
@dannypoissant i meant 2:06 i now just noticed when you tole me it was sam
mercinaryre4 3 months ago
hey have u guys looked at the walls wat colour are they grey awkward green
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autumntree2011 3 months ago
i got one question, did he actually touch her boob?
u can see her boob bouncing there.
gundamnduke0 3 months ago 6
@gundamnduke0 LOL dude you can clearly see it. They've done worse on their sketches, a boob-touch isn't much :P
ganza222 1 month ago
@ganza222 boy i'd luv to grab sarah's boobies
gundamnduke0 1 month ago
I liked it so much more when it was all the original staff in the videos.
nigellax 3 months ago
I would listen to Sam rapping for reals.
nigellax 3 months ago 40
i did all this just today =D
qwertzaq12 3 months ago
this sucks!!!!!!! sean murray is way better.
seanhieu1 3 months ago
My life in a nutshell
XRunnerGuy 3 months ago in playlist Season 1 98
Dan is so lucky!!!
mesopsychlone 3 months ago 4
I've been in most of these awkward stuff
slangattang 4 months ago 3
I've ee
slangattang 4 months ago
I saw this in 08, and i still come back to it, now that's staying power.