Stephen Lynch - If I were gay (lyrics)

[1patrickstump]

Although I'm not gay I love this sing and is dying of laughter. (I already said that) :D

[1patrickstump]

I love this song. I died laughing cause of this song.

[Dornatum]

Who else hears a little bit of Old Herbert from Family Guy from the first couple of lines of the song?

[huninaloverforever]

i would love to have this as my ringtone

[huninaloverforever]

Wtf with the ending*Laughing*

[huninaloverforever]

I'd be right behind you(if you know what i mean)

[winxclub5566]

:o this song is kinda cool ;p

[Dylanmontana123]

he had a engine to hold a long note

[MiseuShugotenshi]

how the fucking hell did he hold that note so long

[blackrose2o]

i got here from watching a Bleach video!!! X3

[xSisterxGrimmx]

@blackrose2o: Kira gets drunk and sings about his feelings? That's how I got here, too. XD Love that video.

[9isthestrongest]

I'm too innocent O_O

[CameronSideslmc]

This is effin hilarious :) but i am gay..and its still funny as hell lol

[youngauthorforever13]

Fobxluva  Omigosh u can't waste sperm. Why do u care? People 'waste' sperm all the time wearing condoms! Wow, I really truly hate people who hate on others because of who they love

[TheJBongz]

I first heard this song in the : DRAGON MUSICAL , made by MysticShard

[ken1125]

dont you mean "drop your clothesssss.........."

[pyroprince456]

@ken1125 no, its drawers, as in underwear

[mypeepswillcallyou]

im so confused

[TheEgyptainSlut]

i love this song xDD stephen lynch is just awesome x3

[RainbowWalkingGirl]

...I would give you my whole.....being ! xD

[luvbug862483]

thumbs up if you thought he was goanna say, "so wont you stop cupping my balls"

[cowsXcola]

@luvbug862483  thats the whole point dumbass so stop trying to get thumbs up

[shinraninja]

doesnt he tour or do new stufff?

[MayaMuffinX]

omg this is awesome xD

[VampireAkito]

I found this from The Grell Show. XD

[SailorEchosong]

Lol! Personally, I think this is really really funny! lol!! XD

[teamjacob3700]

this reminds me of Romano and Spain for some reason... YAOI~ X3

[LittleMizzRandom]

@teamjacob3700 :D 

[teamjacob3700]

@LittleMizzRandom i see someone is a Hetalia fan??? yay~! XD Spamano FTW~

[LittleMizzRandom]

@teamjacob3700 Chibi Romano~! ♥

[TheEgyptainSlut]

@LittleMizzRandom i love hetalia im a us/uk and a germany x italy fan >3

[brightheart1windclan]

Haha so funny lol. I like this and I'm bi so

[Milacek929]

@XxJustxXKatyxX i typed in "faggots" and i ended up here.

[anotherinternetter]

Is he paraoding  a song here?

[FullMetalHeart7]

hahahaha!!! :3 this is funny. and not as offensive as i thought it might be.... lol ^-^

[ChiefArthas]

would love know the notes of this lovely song

[futurestarish]

The real talent is that he can sing this without busting a gut laughing.

[huninaloverforever]

@futurestarish That is true i could not do that

[tigerlilysun]

lmfao!!!!XD i dont see myself inside of u

[NyanFan16]

Amazing song. Does anyone agree with me in saying @SuperHorsedick101 has his own insecurities and most likely is gay himself, but cannot deal with the fact that it's a totally acceptable way of life and perfectly normal, or possibly is jealous of any gay or lesbian's courage to come out and their confidence as human beings? Well that's my theory and I'm straight. (:

[Altairtheassassin2]

if i was gay i would comment........... oh wait

[katyv112796]

Oh my this is funny! Who was brought here by the Grell Show?

[XxTreetailxX]

I was going to make a Gay joke...

Butt fuck it.

[princessbubblegum101]

Im not gay so get your hands out of my pants....

[CaboosesREALbff]

15 ARE GAY AND WISH THEY WEREN'T! not to offend gays...cuz i am gay...so yeah...dont troll gays

[sgiuliana8]

i like this song NO HOMO

[pbj13ify]

i fucking love this song!!!

[0837mikey]

LOL i almost pised my self

[Kuzai45]

I died when he said "stop cupping me, hand!"

[bigbadddaddy2630]

he is so awsome..lol

[purplestarz116]

gay

[TerminatorJoe1]

@araz because he's a fuckin comedian

[vanillatwilight82]

DUDE. I thought this was by Jayy Von Monroe! It sounds like him...

[araz4561]

=w= Why are Lynch's songs so freaking comical?

[TheOverlordkill]

@araz4561 because he's a comedian...



[whitefire273]

@Windy191188 Drop your underwear.

[aestheticpardox9]

@Windy191188 drop your underpants

[Abigailstebbins]

lmfaoooo

[TheEggsandtoasteire]

Damn, I always want him to say BALLS!

[samueioi]

The first time I heard this song was when I met one of my best friends, I was a little to drunk and I started flirting with him. After a while he picked up his guitar and played this song, it was cute.

[agentfire102]

@samueioi so are you two together?

[FuzzyIndigoWolf]

12 people dropped there drawers.............

[FuzzyIndigoWolf]

I had the awesome face on the WHOLE time :P

[blindwillsee10]

Half of us are like "BWAHAHAHAHAAAA! :'D"

And the other half are like, "I don't get it D:"

[SophisticatedLunatic]

It's amazing how such a hilarious double entendre song can be so beautiful and sweet at the same time :')

[TheAbridgedGamer]

Really funny song, this guy is really amazing to come up with these type of humor, i love parodies songs like this :D

[halesta12]

This song. There are no words to describe how much I love it. xD

[tieukhaai]

ta còn nghĩ đây là một bài có ý nghĩa cơ chứ =.=

đoạn đầu thì hay nhưng khúc sau thì quá........... =.=

[ewoolf722]

WARNING do not drink water while listening to this

[Eris474]

@ewoolf722 damn why didnt i read this before i was drinking water?! 0-0

[Glaynie]

hey, JD! this song just gives me a perfect idea for one of your fantasies ...

[CecLangKaulitz]

This is my favourite song of Stephen :D Hope there's a new CD soon, they always come after tours, right? ^^

[ClarissaCullen101]

12 people are... oh do i really have to say it?

[Girantina45]

The person who made this song obviously didn't think of girls....

[GinOhara]

Fortunately, Yaweh isn't the only god out there; possibly one of the worst, though. Yes, the Bible does say that doing sex with a member of the same sex is a capital offense. Eating seafood is not bad, unless it's an animal that doesn't have both fins and scales. I don't think eating shrimp is a capital offense, though. I, personally, can't figure out people's obsession with wasting sperm--there are already 7 billion people on the planet. I think it's a good song, too.

[PrivatePikachu1]

i love cupping my b-HAND

[crazyman123477]

It's in Leviticus 18:22 that being laying with another man is a sin. I dont judge people for being gay and I don't think they will go to hell for it. If they are saved they will go to heaven whether they were gay or not.

[ThePaxkivimae]

@crazyman123477 its also noteable that not every part of the bible is followed by everyone, so to condemn millions for one line has always been in my mind wrong

[IEWAmbient]

Clicking on our channel will help to slowly alleviate the pain you’ve been trying to suppress for all these years.

We all miss your uncle. This is the best you can do.

[zafis2cool4u]

LMFAO oh this made me laugh

[deaddude99]

I will say that I am not a homophobe but still believe in Christian faith. I don't go by the bible when it says gay is a sin. I don't judge the way somebody is born and I do hate assholes who says that all gay people are going to hell. Haters gonna hate.

[XxSuicidalxBunnyxX]

(ignores people having conversations below me ) I love this song :D

[Eveco1000]

Homophobes are one of the main resons i'm atheist. Any god tht would punish someone for something that they cannot control it no god of mine. Oh, and in the bible, i will admit, yes, it states being gay is a sin, it does, but who cares? It also states eating any form of seafood is a sin, so ya, have fun with that.

[XxRavenUchihaxX]

@Eveco1000 does it actually say in the bible that being gay is a sin? i didnt read that bible. i dont know where it came from that god doesnt like gays, because the only thing that ive seen in the bible is Corinthians being a douche xD! im a Catholic and there are only about 7 verses out of a million of the bible that refer to homosexuality. Jesus actually said nothing about same sex behavior. ''test all things and hold fast to that which is good''-Paul. but then what do i know? read the book :)

[Eveco1000]

@XxRavenUchihaxX ya, I looked it up see if it was there, and sadly it is. it's not that i don't like religious people, it's just when little things like that make people do pretty hateful things.

[XxRavenUchihaxX]

@Eveco1000 really? where is it? i was Christened a Catholic but im not all that into it. i don't remember anywhere in the bible that said being gay was a sin.

then again, i really don't care, i love gays xD! they are nice. and this song is awesome :D

[Eveco1000]

@XxRavenUchihaxX i don't know the exact passage, but i fully agree, gays are fine. 

[TheQtip1581]

@Eveco1000 Dude religion has nothing to do with this video, im also an atheist but i dont go around bashing religion when the video has nothing to do with it.

[Eveco1000]

@TheQtip1581 that comment was directed towards the religious homophobes, not the video itself. And if those homophobes can voice there opinions, why can't I? free speech bro

[lilmsgothicprincess1]

Rotflmao

[threfi]

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[IllusionMaster64]

amazing song, amazing singer, especially the last DRAWEEEEEEEERS bit

[STPSDARKNESS]

Hey! All you homophobes! If you come here just to say how Gays should die just for loving the same sex, then you sederves a fate thats worse then that. I mean really? You dont have anything better to do then hatin on gays? Groe the hell up and get your head out of your asses. Mkay? Cause gay people cant help that they're that way. Why would they choose to be hated by the world and douchebags such as yourselves? I hope you all turn out to be gays so you will feel the unnesscary wrath you show.

[msboyxboy]

12 people are gay and are singing If I Were Straight

[LxBOTDF16]

@msboyxboy uhh im gay and i love this song so yeah......

[Kiefer89]

@msboyxboy I think I'm straight, but I wish I was gay. It's about love, dude. Seriously. :-)

[SmallvilleGurl276]

I read the lyrics from this on a fanfiction where Puck has to sing to Finn as a Secret Santa sorta thing and they are still not friends and he sang it to Kurt to show him what song he was singing and I swear I almost DIED!!!!! lmfao!!!!!

[LulDavid]

If I were gay I'd like say

"LIKE THIS IF THIS SONG MADE YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND"

[yourdrunkendad41]

@LulDavid XDDDDDDDDDDDD omg dude exactly what i was thinking XDD lol no homo

[ErisRoseRenee]

this would be great~if there wasnt a peanut gallery

[xenoghost1]

never judge a person,because of sexual preference

[1995littleangel]

@narutasasukiyaoi I agree

[NarutaSasukiYaoi]

I'm not going to name anyone specifically, but all you homophobes that are commenting make me sick. No one can help who they fall in love with, even if that person is of the same gender.

[mimsey1000]

Love -3 I find this song painfully cute.

[prrra33]

Lol love this song ill turn him gay

[hajisgirl50218]

@sliknotrocks15 You know if you're going to retort, at least come up with something clever. You're an idiot.

[tutiefruity1]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BouncyTheEmpoleon]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL WAIT NO

TROLOLOLOLOL

[Twilghtkillerfan]

Haha Isnt HE Gay?

[genoachick]

how about you guys calm down? i love gays.. but this song is fucking good. its talking about if he was gay. so stop telling people to go die. the cops and read this and fucking catch your guys asses. that is some forreal shit people.

[MrMan27894]

@sliknotrocks15 I dont know about anyone else here but i think your hiding the fact that your gay TBH...

[gingervitus01]

@aznstarx5 One of the most educated arguments I have ever heard. Give yourself a pat on the back! I am so proud that yet another YouTube troll has made YET ANOTHER scholarly statement. You are absolutely right. Anybody who is watching this particular video is gay. I will turn off my Liza Minelli record and hand myself over to the Westboro Baptist Church immediately! Thank God you corrected my behaviour. That was a close one! :)

[StephenFiorentini]

11 people are in the closet

[TheSuperNeily]

FFS, I'm straight, my mate is gay and we both find this song funny as fuck, it's just a fucking song, get off of your boxes and enjoy.

[kayleighcolfer]

OH MY GOD BEST SONG EVER!!!

[britneymidwell]

wow i love this guy

[Minimoosethesecond]

@Singagrl99 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT NO WAI

please not in front of these people... crazy person. gtfo

[primulafan101]

yes please ;D

[ercman22]

Guys, Guys, Guys...ITS A FUCKING SONG...enjoy it

[RadioOpossum]

Wow... all the comments on here. Most of the homophobes on here too are probably the exact same people that get off to lesbian porn.

Grow up. Hating on gay men, gay women or both will not change the fact that they will ALWAYS be around and most of them honestly won't give into death threats.

It's a never ending battle, but there will also always be homophobes.

Frankly I don't see the point in the argument, nobody is ever going to win.

[257maddog257]

if yur gay i think you should wrap yur lips around the barrel of a 12 gauge and do the rest of the world a favor....hahahaha burn in hell fags

[iHaveOneArm]

@257maddog257 now now why should they kill them selves? what have then done wrong ?

[Evethechaoshedgefox]

@257maddog257 And why should gays die for who they are? They can't change it, they were born that way, did the black people deserve to die just because they are black? Did the mouse deserve to die just because it was caught by the cat? Gays do not deserve to die for bieng who they are? Think of it this way do you deserve to die because you are bieng you?

[WhiteChaos666]

I LOVE this song! :D

And to all these fucking shitheads, that call themselves homophobes and say being gay is like a disease - go fuck off and die, pls. :)

It would be our finest pleasure.

'Cause it's not ur business, if a man loves another man - u are not a god or a judge.

Just my opinion.

The world would be a (w)hole ( ;) ) lot better without such prejudices and rassism.

[MysteriousBrownEyes1]

♂ + ♂ = ♥ ♀ + ♀ = ♥ ♂ + ♀ = ♥

[twilightfan20802]

YAOI SONG!!! Lolz, Best. Song. EVA!!!! I can so~ tie this wit some anime characters! XD

[TTjyk]

So funny song I laughed so hard =D love it

[JoKacX]

all the people hating on this vid, saying it's unnatural and shit, your fucking idiots. the fact of the matter is your not god, nor do you know if there is A GOD. and why shouldn't people be aloud to express themselves...get off youtube you fucking retards.

[penguintaco1]

8 people got intimate with his fist

[bakuraXmarikishtar]

ya know im gay and this is still funny

[TheTrekkie12]

I wish people would stop arguing and either listen to the song and enjoy it or don't click on the link. Seriously.

[FailKidd]

@thearthurshow @mracidmonkey1989 you guys do realise he said the exact same thing about gay people? i just changed the word 'faggot' to 'breeder' and 'bigot'. like a boss.

[SpectreofApples]

he has a great voice

and this song is hilarious!!!

[ChaosSwissRoll]

epic lol xD

[220phoenix220]

XD this is a purely epic song

[eggertstwart]

The laughing in the background is really annoying.

[darkseed1010]

Okay, people! Stop feeding the trolls! I looking at 7 comments right now. I know you think your changing his mind. Look at it this way. If he is this hostel, than anything short of a good ass kicking is just a wast of time. He is more likely a troll. Just looking for COMMENTS and trying to get some Lol's. But if you must feed them. Try to remain a civil as possible. So on lookers will get a better impression. I never ask for thumbs up's, but would you kindly. It would be nice if people saw this.

[PurpleRaveGirl]

@darkseed1010

*I'm

*You're

*Hostile

*Waste

*them, try to

*onlookers

[darkseed1010]

@PurpleRaveGirl

I know my spelling and grammar are off but I thought I remained calm and collected throughout the comment. So, are those six things the only things you disliked about my comment O mighty proofreading overlord!

[PurpleRaveGirl]

@darkseed1010

Yes, other than that the comment is good.

[NROBable]

@darkseed1010 fag

[darkseed1010]

@NROBable

Thank you for helping me reinforce my position! 

[Lolipopess]

aul o' grady for example. So next time shut up and get a real job besides being a little bastard homophobic asshole

[Lolipopess]

@sliknotrocks15 sorry but how is your sexuality relevant to how you are as a person? People like you are sick and have murdered innocent people its just evil. Next time get that stick out your ass and actually get a brain (because that pile of bloody mulch isnt doing anything good sweetheart) and besides how the hell did you get to this page? Oh yeah because you havent got a brain to use). Plus gay people have earnt more money than you have! P

[Fumoffuarmee]

OM!! xD

I wish I have a gay best friend!

I could look for boys with him!xDDD

[Ace4ev3r]

I understand TOLERANCE.And being tolerant towards homosexuals but why aren't people tolerant to homophobes?that's a life choice as well isn't it?

[DJSoyBoy]

@Ace4ev3r because homophobes are oppressing a people, whereas homosexuals aren't oppressing anyone

[mrscpprincess]

LOL He IS THE ....

[TisKingJambo]

I believe it's unacceptable for homosexuality to be a choice. I can understand if they were born that way, they can't help it. Also, I HATE people coming on here and giving other people a hard time for being homophobic. Think about it, weve all been homophobic at some point in our lives, wether it bullying gays or not wanting to be close to them. Well enough said, great song also! Best wishes for 2011 and happy Christmas!

[IggyIrons]

@TisKingJambo Umm... no? Most people probably have NOT been homophobic ever...

[FailKidd]

@sliknotrocks15 breeder you should kill yourself like ever other homophobe on this planet! disgusting abomination! you're a fucking failed creation! bigots like you are polluting this entire universe! you are a huge fucking waste of semen! JUST FUCKING DIE!

[catmix]

@FailKidd

Now now death is a very strong thing, maybe a different life choice?

its not able to be helped that some are just more close-minded than others.

I have two Lesbian older sisters, Im cool with that because I grew up around it.

"Homophobes" on the other hand may have had parents that influenced their mind-set...just sayin'

[MrAcidMonkey1989]

@FailKidd

This is a bit over the top. lol

[thearthurshow]

@FailKidd dude yeah its bad he does not like gay people but you don't have to be so mean

[e6d9d6y9]

@FailKidd I guess silknotrocks's dads semen turned lol cuz DAMN THATS AN UGLY BABY!!!

[Hellbrigade88]

@FailKidd fags are a waste of semen

[unknownarsonist]

technically the only reason we are here is to further our species, fags dont do that. so yea, waste of semen

[bakuraXmarikishtar]

@unknownarsonist now fag is a bit harsh isnt it and ill have you know that its not a wast of semen infact its better then having to deal with pmsing and shit like that

[mariksebastionishtar]

@Hellbrigade88 now thats not true and its a very hurtful thing to say homosexuals are people to and should have the same rights ok what if it was the other way around then you woldant comment on homosexuals that way

[bakuraXmarikishtar]

@Hellbrigade88 now fag is a bit harsh isnt it and ill have you know that its not a wast of semen infact its better then having to deal with pmsing and shit like that

[bakuraXmarikishtar]

@FailKidd hey dude us gays dont say that crap to straights ok calm down

[bigc654321]

@FailKidd jesus, chill the fuck out. It is not your opinon they are expressing so chill.. I think being gay is the Abomination.. It is wrong and disgusting, A penis does NOT go with a penis nor a Vagina with a vagina. That is MY opinion and you have No right to judge it. Thanks.

[emobratsfromhell]

@FailKidd ur the fucking mess up im straight but at least i know that some of the best ppls are gays lez or bi so shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!