Half Beard

[talkingdear]

I SHAVE MINE AND IT WORKED!!!!!!!!THIS MAN IS THE SMARTIST MAN IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[limegirl489]

rob's shirt is in-side-out..............

[ZADER4427]

I'm fairly sure that the one at the end is wolverines beard

[theWolverine2100]

i shaved half of my beard off to see if a friend that i was hanging with at the time would notice. i had to tell him but i went on into the next day with just half a beard. got several weird looks from people around town but i didnt care

[PurpleRain123453]

When I was 12, this video scared me because I knew that at some point, I would have to shave.

[StrawberryGuy86]

Is this the good or evil version? I don't know, they're both the same to me!

[cavemantiger]

Half beard! Go! Form of: half of my beard!!!

[kidkyryte]

rob has his master's in beard-havery.

[foxmccould1]

i think half beard's theme is from FF2 :) (scott pilgrim/FF reference)

[devilpengui]

I just got a half-beard. It's awesome.

[TheTestsubject20]

haha now i have to do it!!!

[dfshjb44]

Amazing

[HentaiSweetie]

"Oh god he has two of them"

[absolutebob]

I love this guy.

[DarkAnimeDragonxp]

Oh god he has two of them

[legolas435]

just did this LOL

[Sonnytheman7]

@legolas435 disgusting

[LittleMissRozgwiazda]

My boyfriend sent me a link to this.....

I said... "No."

[Shinbu1128]

Reverse goatee = lamb chops

[Cheeseisgood7789]

Im going to do this. Seriously

[diabirde]

@Subarashii72 Half beard is easier to say.

[everysnakesdream22]

4:01 best freaking part about it

[graneadly]

the reverse goatee actually looks pretty awesome

[shakenmikeg14]

i dont think your in your mind. ;what?

[imelroy]

REVERSE GOATEE IS BORN!

[marccox08]

Rob, let me just say this. Half Beard F.T.W (For The WINchester)

[XTheFederation]

I just got a half beard :)

[sirdirtyhippy]

@XTheFederation MME TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ellelaing123]

am i the only one that gets the "i am up!" "finally!" "FOR IT!" joke?

[XTheFederation]

@ellelaing123 Lol, I saw that comment, and just got it.

[MachetePrincessK]

I just noticed the sign in the bleachers that says Be Back in 3. :) lol

[nja122890]

I've started a half-beard from scratch. I want to see how long it takes my friends to notice haha

[Huik413]

I just realized his shirt was inside out

[JoryAndre]

This video makes me laugh no matter how much i watch it.

[cuntflap100]

i did this. for the lolz.

[byrnecx01]

i think the beard is more retarted than rob...

[TornadoOfStorms007]

Rob do me a favor?

What?

Blink?

*Whispers* thank you

[RaianTheFallen]

Shut up, beard.

[lightinglavender]

My boyfriend actual did half beard, it was quite comical to say the least :D

[mooganify]

{Insert random sentence from the video to get thumbs up}

[spanishsmartypants6]

"I don't care HOW many peacock feathers you tickle me with, ya damn weirdo!"

Rob reminds me of so many of my guy friends at school... especially the shenanigans they get up to :p

[synisterxdave666]

why do people thumbs up other people for just quoting the damn video ¬_¬

[PixelHead777]

@synisterxdave666 Because it's us saying those are our favorite quotes from the vid. ^_^

[stupotgorilla]

beard

rob

your bak

yea it happens

[iMuffinCake]

Rob

Yes?

blink for me

*blinks*

thank you -_-

[Braddyvagas69]

ruggggged smooooth rugggged smooooth

[pieguyfry22]

why is john so boring? i bet its because he looks like justin bieber.

[FirefoxFreeze]

@pieguyfry22 Maybe his brother annoys him.

[Cryogenicmonkey]

Rob's funny when he stares! Dont ever blink Rob! EVAR

[Nagneto]

HALF BEARD WILL RISE AGAIN!

[thatnickigirl]

"I get the best of both worlds. Rugged, smooth, rugged, smooth"

[ReikoSpazz]

HAHAHAHA! I just realized I have a reverse goat-tee!

*~t3h C.

[freazeezy]

HALF BEARD!!!!

[Battybatzgirl]

"Half-Beard, go! Form of, half of my beard!" xD lol gets me every time

[camisadokiller666]

These guys should have their own show in adult swim or something.

[joachimarmster1]

Shut up beard.

[danecookbklounge]

why is Johnny made/animated/drawn better?

[utubelovr4evr]

@jennifer74548 yeah thats so wierd

[sartanko]

I'm so trying out the half-beard.

[justdweezil]

This is one of the worst videos I've ever seen. This is like a horrible nerd conversation turned into a video. I try and avoid those situations.

[shadowgilgamesh]

@justdweezil

and that's why no one loves you :D

[kamondawolf]

Mr. Winchester, you are my GOD!!!

[nitroklop]

This is actually the best video ever created in the history of everything.

[sierrabeeler094]

"im not in my right mind, im in my wrong mind!" "i dont think you are in a mind state period" "SMI-COLON!" "whaaa?" "QUESTION MARK!!"

LMAOO

[crazy0redhead]

i just noticed something out of all my years of watching this....rob has his shirt on inside out the entire time...

[ellelaing123]

am i the only one that gets the "I AM UP! "finally!" FOR IT!

[SCRiBBLeFoHSHiZZLe]

"I don't think you're in a mind period." "Semicolon." "What?" "QUESTION MARK!!"

[TheSoulKingDom]

VOTE THIS COMMENT DOWN

[ChickenNugget3467]

its fun to annoy younger brothers!.. also what was that pink thing in thats dudes hand in the end?

[crazy0redhead]

@ChickenNugget3467 a feather

[ChickenNugget3467]

@crazy0redhead oh ok then lol

[RedMalice25]

The 15 people who thumb this down have NO SENSE of humor whatsoever! I hope Half Beard finds them.

[ZayinAruko]

this makes me want to do this when i have children :3

[Cinnamon921]

wat was that pink thing in his hand towards the end?

[strawberryicemint]

child trapped in an adults body yes but....

[Equilibr1st]

Someone brought a little sign "be back in 3" lol

[ellelaing123]

if you listen REAAAAALy closly after bobort tells beard to shut up u hear beard whimpering

[I800SlapNTickle]

Oh yeah that reminds me, for the last time mikey im not gay and neither are you.... I think hehehehe! *moves away*

[frenchienofrog]

umm .. A few weeks ago, I saw in my dad's weird music collection an album with a guy with a half beard ...

[Kitsune1216]

You think shaving your face is a pain? Try having to shave your legs, armpits and (for some girls) your arms every/ every other day! Not fun >_<

[troykassabian]

@Kitsune1216 you must be one hairy bitch

[Kitsune1216]

@troykassabian Not really :\

[TheKiyokoTek]

@Kitsune1216 then shave only one leg, one arm and (for some girls) one arm! :D HALF FEMININE BODY HAIR!!

[andrewbaker47203]

@Kitsune1216 you know if you never shaved them to begin with the hairs would be invisible

[Kitsune1216]

@andrewbaker47203 Actually, no... That's... That's not how it works...

[andrewbaker47203]

@Kitsune1216 thats what my sister told me.... either way i wouldnt care if my girlfriend had hair =3

[Kitsune1216]

@andrewbaker47203 Well then you're a good person

[andrewbaker47203]

@Kitsune1216 i try to be anyway lol but i often steal everyones cookies

[devilpengui]

@andrewbaker47203 Actually... I never shaved before 16, and it still appeared pretty dark after a while. It might have slowed it down, but it does appear without shaving.

[devilpengui]

@andrewbaker47203 Woops, just read the comment that started the chain... totally unrelated to my answer. Lulz...

[andrewbaker47203]

@devilpengui what?

[cyberdragonessmaster]

if you hate shaving so much why not grow the beard

[alleygirl234]

i love rob im just like him

[actionabe11]

hey bobert is this a regular day for you and your brother im just wondering cuase alot of this shit actualy seems possible

[Tekoritz]

Did anyone else notice that when he unvails halfbeard, he sings the little rune that plays when Dr Wily reveales his castle in megaman 2? XD

[darkmario2007]

5:10 What the hell just happened?

[Nagneto]

ROB IS GOD

[121eldiablo]

i wish this was on tv

[TheCooldude171]

his beard is like screaming for mercy

[weirdfishgirl1695]

Haha! Lol this is awesome!

[thebandit7389]

I'm going to get a half beard this summer! It's going to be epic!

[m3rcernary]

@thebandit7389 No balls!

[dragon202920]

"I am in my wrong mind"

[ryan50ryan]

Spike can i get a ride?!

[jayhawkerr38]

why did he ask him to blink?

[kirchhoff42]

@jayhawkerr38 because he didn't blinked for over 30 seconds

[LeegroyTheLemur]

is rob wearing his shirt inside out? that white thing looks like the tag

[cyberdragonessmaster]

@LeegroyTheLemur finally somebody besides me saw it

[itsdonewith]

Oh god he has two of em! Lol

[kittykawaiix3tr]

hey look its me as a man

[magicianguitarist]

HALF BEARD! :)

[cazmaniandevil08]

LOL This is still funny after the 20044527 th time XD

[Fett600]

the Reverse Goatee is just mutton chops.

[PrincessKiara95]

.

;

What?

?

[Nagneto]

4:01: that was me in high school, running around laughing maniacally.

[KitAlinaTDATDI]

@Nagneto That will probably be me about a year from now...

[jellipop]

Because of this video my boyfriend went out for Halloween as Half Beard the Pirate

[Thepieofpwnage]

hahaha Legend!

[KingPelleasOfDaien]

for the last time im not gay...

and neither are you...

i think...

*mechanical laughter*

*scoots away very quickly*

[hunter31211]

hahaha! johneys shaving peach fuzz lol

[Nathanamerican27]

I like Rob's logic.

[Atlanas]

This is great. Nice fog at 0:53. Very dramatic. ^_^

I love the "can I get a ride" scene.

[ellelaing123]

if you listen VERY CLOSELY in the shaving part you can hear the beard whimpering and sobbing

[peppermint23]

"Look at him and know my association with him" lmao

[ScaredCatProductions]

well ive never been tested but popular opinion would leave one to belive i am

why

i beleve theyd be right

-- i luv it XD

[hilmarguy]

O_O his shirt's inside out.

[ratchet606]

"oh god he has two of them...." XD

[Equilibr1st]

Look at him and now my association with him! lol

[Equilibr1st]

know*

[nerdboy91]

rolf thats hilerious. keep em coming

[6MasterOmochao6]

Period.

Semi-colon

Wha

QUESTION MARK!!!

[timmyisthefly]

when u watch this on newgrounds u can choose to watch the happy version or scary version this one is scary cas when the beards are battling look closely and u see zombies in the audiences with grey dead faces but on the other version there happy (there is a difference)

[StopMotionNAnimation]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALF BEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAARD!!!

Not so fast!

GAH?

:D

[subomi1000]

when they show 3/4 beard in the back ground the guy with a flash light

[Violenteers]

Typo (again?!): I meant beard, not bread.

[Violenteers]

LOL That bread got what was coming to it.

[GnomeSharkTOG]

Why does Dan call rob and jhonny jewjhon and jewrob

[bingowang231]

ya i was wondering the same thing

[TheLastHylianTitan]

if i was a boy, and i had a beard, i would do it.

but i'm a chick, so i miss out on the fun ;M;

[hobbesdream]

Fuck yes! Thank you Robert Winchester, you're my idol!

[MrTighe2009]

dont swear u fuckin queer bastard

[leeoFaaneellii]

whao you suck at guitar XD

[jellipop]

LoL my boyfriend was so inspired by this video that he was half beard the pirate for halloween lmao

[KakashixNinja]

NOOOOW PRESENTING THE MAGNIFICENT SPLENDOUR THAT IS HALF BEARD!!!!!

roflamo xD Love it!!!

[robinsoncrucify]

I had a halfbeard at the beginning of the year, I find it much easier to just not shave at all.

[zaiope95]

how do you play the half-beard theme?

[karin4561]

lololololololololololololololo­lolololololololololololol lololololololololloolololol "who in their right mind would do that" "you would" "but im not in my right mind" "oh yeah" "im in my wrong mind" "i don't think your in a mind period" "semicolon" "what?" "questing mark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" awsome!! 0(^w^)0

[T9C1PSayWha]

Best line in the entire ep.

[jodes126]

"I dont think your in a mind period"

"Colon"

"What?"

"Question mark"

[xXPYRO456Xx]

dude sooooooo growing a beard now and im going to become...dadadadaad HALF BEARD!!! xD

[mamamamamsmsmsms]

4:20

[RememberThatGirl]

Dude, you are completely insane! I LOVE IT! XD

[RedeadDie]

Dude! I'd so grow a half freakin' beard...except I'm a chick so I can only grow a mustache.

[AikavanKiiandra]

i wish rob was my insane brother

[THEMIGHTYRULERDANIEL]

ill give the first person to figure out how to play the half-beard theme song on guitar then tab it, 500 IMAGINARY DOLLERS!!!

[iRayuLaz]

"Who in their right mind would do that?"

"You would."

"But I'm not in my right mind."

[AGuyLikeMeFREAK225]

0:52 Why does the intro of Half-Beard sound so familiar?

Why have I heard that?

[Salrin19]

love "mikey" in the end! xD

[SomeDudeThatRants]

Haaaaaaaaaalf-Beard!!!!

[MCCTTM]

Does Rob have his shirt inside out for a reason?

[Metalonastick]

why not have half eyerow aswell?

[ggpet2]

lmfao that waz hilarious!

[StrawberyCheeseKAKE]

Haaa sweetness. I hope you know that this trend is catching on. XD

[AnoukvdS]

Rob, do me a favour.

What?

Blink!

*Blinks*

Thank you

[aimeebaines]

lol "Johnny come ere!"

"no"

"fine I'll go in there!"

[alexl18654]

lol, i'd love to meet rob if this is what he actually acts like

[Battybatzgirl]

lol

[GoodWarlord13]

lmfao! its so funny its retarded XD <3

[gekson53]

HALF BEARD GO FORM OF... HALF OF MY BEARD!!! totaly hilarious

[SomeDudeThatRants]

I have the end song on my MP3. it's hilarious.

[airgear343]

you're no man.

child trapped in a man's body, but man all the same.