You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!

[klarebear7211]

i always say this in a losing argument, it confuses the hell out of people!

[exela351]

Huh?

[BrianSmithNow]

Would love to see her do more comedy. "Hand That Rocks The Cradle" was a great and scary performance, but here she proves she has the chops with this one line. LOL

[LilaRgzr]

His reaction makes the scene haha

[PlaymakerSeries]

He's supposed to use Sign Language!

[HALO70145]

raving bitch alert

[DesperateCharmedGuy]

What happens in her full scene.......is she even in it for that long or is it a cameo appearence??????

[xMADXFIGHTZx]

its backwords

[zomgseriosuly]

Hahaahhahahah lol @ Vince Vaughn's face after.

"Youu..SHUT your mouth when your talken-uh me!"

[dannydutchboy2011]

this is from my sweet adoring loving x.. what an angel she iz.. such words of love!!! so im shutting up gotta make her happy an give her whats she ask rite..

[biutifullazer]

Paradox.

[Micha290592]

LOVING THIS. Thankyou for posting :)

[burtonrules123]

what movie?

[MightyChewbacca666]

@burtonrules123 Wedding Crashers

[countrytownify]

I said this the other day and find the video today. Darn. I thought I'd come up with something original.

[fskis]

Vince Vaughn's reaction makes this.

[mpope409]

Funniest part in the movie.

[VincentTON420]

i personally like the scene with all the titties but ur entitled to ur opinion....and theres way better lines in the movie too but this one always makes me laugh

[Billinois78]

hands down...You! You with your hand up...Down!

[btbp18]

Has got to be the funniest line in a movie ever

[shakifur]

Million Dollar look on Vince Vaughn's Face !

[slapshot445]

this would be way more funny if a man said it... just sayin

[niptuck117]

"Go comatose for me, baby."

[00KATL]

lol i ove vince's face..he's WTF?

[killfroggy26]

Vince! YOU ARE THE MAN!!!!!

[mohdban]

how would he shut his mouth while talking? Lol this is retarded and the script is just badly written.

[khwissler]

@mohdban yeah that was kind of the whole point was that the line shouldn't make sense.

[mohdban]

@khwissler what? dont troll.

[khwissler]

@mohdban i'm not trolling the point of the line being written like that is that someone can't shut their mouth while talking, it is not supposed to make sense

[KTBEverlasting]

@mohdban So stupid.

[Heinousness]

@mohdban

you dont know the definition of a comedy film do you buddy

[Bucwildx26]

@mohdban its not supposed to make sense! Thats the point fool!

[niptuck117]

@mohdban You shut your mouth when you're talking to me.

[xRoCstarx1]

@mohdban

are you retarded?

[danny5357]

people have said this shit to me. also, don't look at me in that tone of voice.

[1977jive]

SUPER LIKE.

[Gabbie11395]

That sounds like something my mom will say lmfao ^__^

[MrTheGigity]

I Raped The Replay Button.

[Fonjask]

SideSho!

[broxi97]

@Fonjask Yes Sir.

[subpolarity]

lmao yes vince's face makes that scene

[tigertodd83]

favorite movie line ever

[SuuperwomanRii]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[yourtiy]

uhh. what?

[kinglouienidas]

Took me a second but then couldn't stop laughing

[zazaron]

Her name is CHASITY!

[FloridaState2012]

@zazaron She is WHITE TRASH!

[tubeeorrnottubee]

ROFL Vince's expression speaks volumes! xD

[fyiimaspy]

What movie?



[jon213456]

@fyiimaspy Wedding crashers

[fyiimaspy]

@jon213456 Yeah I worked it out. Thanks though.

[Optimus0Rhyme]

0:02 f me



[sexychick2891]

funniest part of the movie i just wished she had a bigger part in the film!

[shuramilo]

vince's reaction is what gets me all the time

[HEAVYMETALGODS86feb9]

i say the beautiful sex 1970 live and let die bond girl is more beautifully sexier then aver like a perfect fine 1955 DOM PERIGNON WINE

[cwjb14]

there's no 4th second?

but still SO FUNNY

[itubedesiree]

i just saw a episode of celebriti ghost (something like that) and these actress say that when she was five years old she lost her stepdad feel sick and the doctors tell her mom that she was going to die and so she left her

[deds80]

Then how can I talk to you? O_O Fail.

[Elliott442]

@deds80 That's why it's funny...

[deds80]

@Elliott442 I know, sometimes I point out the dumbest things.

[keys112009]

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[imbobsaget]

anyone know this actress's name?

[lookingglassedge]

@imbobsaget Pretty sure its Rebecca DeMornay

[lyricsfromsweden]

@imbobsaget yeah it's Rebecca de Mornay

[Katie301000]

omg its so funny cuz shhe says "u shut ur mouth when ur talking 2 me" but shouldnt it be u shut ur mouth when IM talking 2 YOU? Loool

[VolcomViper45]

I finally got this scene about 2 weeks ago. Lol, he can't shut his mouth when he is talking to her. Blonde moment :P

[SingDriver101]

@VolcomViper45 I gotta brake it down for ya... you got it wrong too pal. He can't OPEN his mouth when he talks to her. But yeah it is a Blonde moment. Either way she's fucking hot!

[SONOFABITCH]

I like the part where she says,

"You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!"

[LDKBBAB]

Gawd I love when woman talk to me like that.

[cquenault]

fwap fwap fwap

[hsmhottie25]

wat?

[jakea289]

the thing that makes it so funny is vince vaughn's reaction when she says it

[itzel1122]

@jakea289 hahha yeahh dats true:D

[skateposeur12]

They stole this line from The Brothers McMullen.

[legaliseme]

Best scene in the shittest movie ever made, when Vaughn meets St Peter, he will remeber this , and he WILL be sent to the fiery bowls of hell

[huskeywoofwoof]

@legaliseme

go preach somewhere else please

[legaliseme]

@huskeywoofwoof im not really religious you fool, i hate this movie though

[Digadogup]

before :o bla bla bla after :| mmm mmm mmmmmm

[PennStateChemE]

LOL!!

[AlwaysWishing1983]

LOL!!! Well I once said don't look at me with that tone of voice.....

[makemelaguh1217]

i love his fucking face

[musicrocks451]

rofl!!!! HILARIOUS!!!

[shwankyJoJo]

ahahahahahaahahaa. me & my friends always say this 2 eachother. like when its a silent awakward moment, i will just yell out, "YOU SHUT YO MOUTH WHEN YOUR TALKIN' TO ME!!!" and we will all start crackin' up. :):):):)

[cbeberg]

ROTFL



[DeekshaBabyy]

Hahahahaha! I made a facebook fan page for this! Go check it out! :))

[TheWIERDChannelLOL]

she looks like such a killer nightmare!

[TheFBIProfile]

ahahahahahahaha, thats where its from, ive been repeating that line forever n i completely forgot its from this movie, thanx SteamPictures!

[Kevrob04]

Are you guys serious right now? Why don't you just make out and get it over with?

[whiteboy7931]

@Kevrob04 HAHAHAHAHAHA  Too funny!

[WolfeCoBen]

If you don't think this is funny you are some cock hugging peckerweed of a shitstool called EvanSchapley.....

[EvanSchapley]

It's nice they let you have "computer time". Is that before or after recess?

[EvanSchapley]

This is perfect. I've never seen a more infallible barometer in my life. It is unerringly true: if you think this is funny you're a dumb motherfucker.

[jagovRUS]

I'd wager that I'm smarter than you wish you were, Evan-poo, and I found this quite funny.

Would you like to fail again?

[EvanSchapley]

I don't understand.

[jagovRUS]

I guess you're not as smart as you thought you were then. Oh well.

[EvanSchapley]

I mean I don't understand where I failed. I commented on a video. Do you mean that your response saying I'm not as smart as I wish I was and devastatingly funny use of "Evan-poo" constitutes a failure for me? "Yeah! I whipped an 'Evan-poo' on him. VICTORY!" Have fun with that, pal.

[jagovRUS]

Yikes, I guess your failure extends to reading comprehension as well. Your main failure was your attempt at trolling with the premise that "if you think this is funny you're a dumb motherfucker." I think this is funny, and happen to not be a "dumb motherfucker." Hence, the fallacy in your premise (and failure of the main point of your post).

That clear enough now, bro?

[EvanSchapley]

But it could only be proven to be a failure if you were proven not to be a dumb motherfucker. You saying you're not is powerful evidence, but I'm afraid I'll need a bit more if I'm to admit to failure. Now if you'd demonstrated some kind of intelligence in your response that would be one thing, but "Evan-poo"? Even in the kindest of terms, the jury's still out on you, intellect-wise. "You say I'm a dummy but I say I'm not. Ha! You fail!"

Yikes.

[EvanSchapley]

See, I'm sure the dumb-dumb people in your dumb-dumb life tell you you're just brilliant. And I'm sure you spend a lot of time telling yourself the same thing, but you've become so convinced of your own intellectual superiority that you go around starting arguments with people you shouldn't, hence the phallus in your mouth.

Don't forget the balls, "bro".

[jagovRUS]

The hilarious irony is that your entire response is probably true about yourself. And no, I didn't really start the argument, I just shoved the one you started down your throat.

How's it taste, bro? Go troll elsewhere.

[EvanSchapley]

Nice. Kind of the "I know you are, but what am I?" defense. U disappoint me, son. I was thinking maybe u were at least above-average intelligence.

a) I say that if u like this you're dumb.

b) U say "I like this and I'm not dumb. You fail!"

c) I say, "You saying you're not dumb doesn't exactly constitute irrefutable proof, you fuckin' dope."

d) You say "I shoved this argument down your throat

So sad when a guy gets beat down and he transparently flails away trying to save face. You poor thing.

[EvanSchapley]

And why would I go troll elsewhere? I hooked a whopper of a moron right here. Would you like to fail again?

[jagovRUS]

Ah, you've resorted the puff-up bravado defense. So, the hook is that I haven't posted real-life credentials to "prove" that I'm not a moron? You realise how ridiculous this makes you look, right?

The mistake you made was in the immutability of your original comment, and the lengths you've forced yourself to go to defend it. "The less a man makes declarative statements, the less apt he is to look foolish in retrospect."

PS- "Evan-poo" was used sarcastically. I'm sorry this wasn't obvious.

[EvanSchapley]

Are you really not understanding this? The hook is that you claimed your statement that you're not an idiot is proof that you aren't. I'm not asking for "credentials". Are you really so thick as to think that's what I was saying? My point is that if you claim someone has "failed" in calling you a fucking idiot then you must prove that you aren't, or at least say something witty to help your case. I don't want any credentials, you bloody fool. I don't know how u'd prove intelligence on youtube

[EvanSchapley]

but I know that you certainly haven't, so you can't claim that I've failed in calling you a goddamn simp. Is this really so hard for you to grasp?

And what lengths? I can barely type fast enough to respond to all the stupid shit you've been saying.

I know you were being sarcastic. I was judging your use of sarcasm. And judging it to be a...(guess what!)...failure.

[EvanSchapley]

And based on the defense you've mounted here I'd say you've damn near proven the immutability of my original statement.

[jagovRUS]

Still the tiring bravado. How quaint. The thing is, my proof of not being a "moron" is present in my reponses to any rational observer. I don't need to prove it to YOU, just to someone with an open mind and half a brain, because you clearly qualify as a biased audience.

I also doubt you really understood the sarcastic use of "Evan-poo", because if you had known it was purely tongue-in-cheek, you wouldn't even have commented on it. Pure red herring.

[EvanSchapley]

What's present in your responses is just what I said...

"You say I'm a dummy but I say I'm not. Ha! You fail!"

Are you gonna try to tell me that isn't EXACTLY what you said? Do you think I'm just gonna FORGET the entire trajectory of this discussion?

Tongue-in-cheek is an attempt at wit or humor and I said you're witless and humorless. Still confused as to why I commented on it, genius?

[jagovRUS]

I wasn't making an attempt at humor, moving on.

You do understand that if anyone of average intelligence or higher found this to be funny, then you're wrong? Anyone. I don't need to prove you wrong (by again, giving "credentials?"), because it's so obvious that you are. I was simply raising my hand as an example of the type of person you discounted when making your first comment. I know you're not stupid either, you just happen to be wrong here, and I was simply pointing that out.

[EvanSchapley]

You said "Evan-poo" was tongue-in-cheek. Tongue-in-cheek is attempt at wit or humor or conversational skill or whatever the fuck you wanna call it. Man you have trouble following shit!

Yes, I do understand that. In fact that's EXACTLY what I said in my original statement (the "perfect barometer" remember?).

Finally, I'll say this...

"Tee-hee-hee! I get it! Cuz you can't shut your mouth while you're talking! It would be IMPOSSIBLE! HA! HA! HA! That lady must be, like, soooo totally stupid!LOL"

[jagovRUS]

Christ, it's like watching a talking head on TV: Makes an extreme claim. Realises they can't back up extreme claim in any rational way, so resorts to deflections, bravado, talking louder, etc. All the while, leaving any reasonable person in the audience to wonder if they could actually possibly believe what they're saying. Well done.

And no, that's not why it's funny.

[EvanSchapley]

So you've said...

"Me saying I'm not a moron proves I'm not." (I'm still waiting for an explanation for this one and don't say you've given one because you haven't. Read this conversation over.)

"Tongue-in-cheek is not an attempt at humor."

"This scene is funny."

And I'm the guy with the extreme claims? And what was the 1st thing u said to me? Your cunty little "Would you like to fail again?" and saying your much smarter than me. What's that if not bravado?

[EvanSchapley]

Talking louder? On the computer? I'm using capital letters in lieu of italics if that's what u mean. But more importantly, LET IT GO dude. Do u know how sad this looks? U clearly have a pathological need to have some "last word" & "save face" (on the goddamn computer, for Christ's sake). U keep criticizing the way I argue, my attitude, saying "I'm rubber, you're glue", etc. while not backing up any of your bozo claims and avoiding all of the dumb-ass statements u've made that I keep calling u on

[EvanSchapley]

The reason I keep going at you is that, like yourself, I too have an inability to let shit go and a need to have the last word. But it isn't so desperate and intense that I go to the embarrassing lengths that you're going to WHEN I KNOW I'M DEAD WRONG, as you do. I mean, I feel like a fucking buffoon for having a conversation like this, and I should, but you seem to have a real problem.

So why is this scene funny?

[jagovRUS]

Love your 3 to 1 post ratio too; that's a lot of shit to sling.

Again, with the reading comprehension man, you've got to look into this. I know this is just your troll account and all, but to appear as smart as you'd like your troll to be you've got to at least look like you understand what you've read. As I've said already, I don't have to give you proof that I'm not a moron. It's obvious to anyone that I'm not, even you. If I'm not a moron and found this funny, you're dead wrong. Troll more.

[poshnile]

what a bitch

[jesseabrown1993]

lol vince vaughn's reaction!

[lolalexandra]

hahahaaaaaaa

[jemar200]

lmfaoooo

[heathergosa17]

perfect face at the end!!! hahahahaah!!!!

[happygyal17]

LMAOOO best fukinn scenee everrr

[Scane2]

This might be the funniest scene ever... Can't really compare it to anything else... this is excellent.

[Piriathy]

vaugn's face is the perfect reaction to that PRICELESS line

lawlerskates

[MrPiff17]

hahahaha to vinces face

[zioz99]

vince vaughns face is priceless hahahahha

[boog567]

She probably eats a lot of shit

[a90sfan]

lol at the guy's face at the end.

[tsbluedevil360]

ahahaha, i find this SO funny.

[yesyes673]

oooohhhhh!, that bitch needs some Dick!!

[LtDanw]

is that from wedding crashers? don't remember.

[xtopher]

i think this was the funniest part of the movie!

i seriously BURST OUT LAUGHING in the movie theatre! for a good 10 minutes! ahhahahaha

good times

[jy5636]

This is one of my favorite movie quotes. I have it sigged on so many forums. :P

[agent254422]

Vince Vaughn = master of face expression

[Hachirux3]

Fuck yeah

[lilbeatch]

fuck she looks good for her age

[TuRdSandwitch18]

she's probably had help

[lilbeatch]

@TuRdSandwitch18 she has, she looked waaay older like a year before that lol but help or not, she looks good lol

[ramone2185]

@lilbeatch I tell my friend the same thing about her mom...she doesn't like when I say that at all lol.

[thugztaa]

@lilbeatch shes a milf

[superlemonhead19]

lol much

[MetalShredder37]

that's the joke

[br33anoia4321]

@Sk8erkyle yep n thats y its funny!!

[sj8h]

Mmmmmmmmmmm i like how she takes control just then, makes my balls swell LOL

[SynForce]

ur actually saying ur balls reach a full inch when u see this? lolled

[RG17o]

"Mum; the meatloaf"

"mum?"

"Mum the meatloaf! FUCK!"

[JohnBrody23]

@RG17o Mom not mum you silly brit.

[KyleJ3lly]

HAHHA

[godsaway0]

thanks for reinforcing stereotypes. Not all white people are pieces of shit, just like not all (whatever you are) jump to conclusions about an entire "group" of people based on one example.

[mason9236]

Does anyone know what KGBfbiSECUpolitia is trying to say?

[choomatt]

KGB. no. fail. Haha Also, Motorboat!

[thekillers1stfan]

you old sailor you

[MissMarinaMo]

It's fucking fantastic. It's my favorite scene probably...ever.

[DIYMAN]

best fucking scene

[shoosie09]

omg this is a great one liner. pissed my pants when i heard this.

[WOOAHthatshot]

Lmao i did too. I say it on a daily basis.

[mdf072]

motorboat scene is better!

[chaojimbo]

The guys dace at the end LOL

[chaojimbo]

I mean Face

[soi5aUcE]

nahh the meatloaf was the most epic scene

[PokeMaster979899]

i like peed my pants when i heard this

[iloveeyebrow]

lmao.

[lucasseiler]

too funny. has to be one of my favorite lines ever.

[BarbieGirlGvantsa]

one of my favorite lines ever!!!!!!!

[sniffboo]

I remember sneaking back into the movie each time I was there and staying just for that line. EPIC.

[GorRose]

wat

[amina098765]

OMG LOL !!!

[pipodeclown1993]

Funniest line ever xD

[Zingerola]

HAHAHA, FUNNY

[apeace90]

i just love vince vaughs face when she says that! it cracks me up!

[SamanthaFernandez]

Lol hes so cute.

[mikyfdh]

OMG funniest scene in the movie!!

lol cant stop laughing

[mctisi]

lol Really good :):):)

[soyuz27]

Such hot chick. Bone her on table.

[88eeyore4ever99]

LOOOOLLLL love it the first time i saw it it was on dvd and me and my cuzzen craked up lol

when i saw it in theaters and i witnessed that look on vince's face, i lost it lol