@eliteskeet I can understand seeing BBT as the Big Bang Theory. But how, exactly, do you manage to ignore the "yugioh" before BBT and the "abridged" after it?
@eliteskeet when people say BBT its Bonds Beyond Time not Big Bang Theory. It was a parody of the Yu Gi Oh Movie, it was very funny, and as a joke he did a mock of this to introduce the movie.
It's too bad the rest of the movie wasn't this good. It was like this huge buildup of awesome and then suddenly just watching the regular cartoon extended edition.
Honestly, how many movies have the guts to directly threaten their audience like this? How series develop the kind of fanbase that enjoys being directly threatened like this? This movie opening is the culmination of something truly unique and special in animated fiction. This needs to be in the Library of Congress alongside Duck Amuck.
We could petition these lyrics into a law if you want to guys. I'd totally like to bite into someone and/or carve someones face off with a linoleum knife next time they're f*ng a movie up for me. Let's make this happen people!
We could petition these lyrics into a law if you want to guys. I'd totally like to bite into someone and/or carve someones face off with a linoleum knife next time they're f*cking a movie up for me. Let's make this happen people!
We could petition these lyrics into a law if you want to guys. I'd totally like to bite into someone and/or carve someones face off with a linoleum knife next time they're fucking a movie up for me. Let's make this happen people!
Fucking amazing. Fuck mastadon. Seriously. I seen them live. All jokes aside. They literally hurt my ears. It was just pathetic and actually very upsetting.
@psycicpowers This song is great. Mastadon is like a party in my ears and everyone is throwing up. I only seen them because I went to see Dethklok. Mastadon didn't sound even remotely close to this. The singer hit notes that seriously made me plug my ears. And the guitarist has some homo ass handlebar mustache with a fucking mullet. Mastadon is a bunch of cum buckets filled to the brim.
IF I CATCH U RECORDING THIS VIDEO SATAN WILL RAIN DOWN YOUR THROAT WITH HOT ACID AND DISSOLVE YOUR TESTICLES AND TURN YOUR GUTS INTO SNAKES ARRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
0:12 the popcorn is frylock. spoilers, hotdog is meatwad, drink is shake, and the popsicle is chicken little because it looks as if it was formed in a mould
This was one of those rare moments in this current jaded life I lead that I utterly was stopped in awe and admiration. Literally had just started the actual movie, got gobsmacked by this glorious... thing. And did something I hadn't felt a desire to do in my post college years. I had to find a copy, and sign on to that abhorrent social network Facebook, and post a link... breaking my norm of 2-3 months spaces between logins. Only fitting descriptor for the urge, confusingly... biblical.
This should be the intro for all movies, or just different songs and characters... Yea it is also very weird the bassist played the solo but a bass solo would be harder.. O.O.
Did anyone notice that he was playing the guitar solo on a bass and not a guitar? The thing only has 4 Tuning pegs so its supposed to be a bass right?
You know when they first announced this movie they said they would show it on tv first... and they did but it was in the corner of the screen and there was no sound
When the popcorn and the other snacks sing the line "grab your ..." what do they say? It sounds like "grab you gap," which doesn't make sense, so I've just been assuming they said "grab your gal," though it doesn't quite sound like that.
did the ...thing?.... just say satan will rain down your throat with hot acid and dissolved your testicles and turn your guts into snakes?.....awesome
Baha. Love it. IF I SEE YOU VIDEOTAPING THIS MOVIE SATAN WILL RAIN DOWN YOUR THROAT WITH HOT ACID AND DISSOLVE YOUR TESTICLES AND TURN YOUR GUTS TO SNAKES. :D
I can't decide if I like the Pretzel or the Ice Caps more. The Pretzel just has the brilliant cute/evil face going... and he's a pretzel. The Ice Caps guy gets me laughing when he says "Your money is now our money" MY BRAIN
@wickedpissa25 Mastodon doesn't do Metalocalypse, almost all the songs on Metalocalypse are written by the creator Brendan Small (he does the lead guitar and vocals)
when would i pull out my penis out when i really need to??
mexicantrouble1196 2 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
@mexicantrouble1196 Answered your own question there.
TheWrathfulHippie 4 days ago
Best bass solo ever!!!
adam375 2 weeks ago
0:59 to skip to song
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RSAgility 3 weeks ago
Im seeing these guys live in just 15 days from now, if they play this first and leave i would still be happy :)
mrcheesesmith 3 weeks ago
@eliteskeet I can understand seeing BBT as the Big Bang Theory. But how, exactly, do you manage to ignore the "yugioh" before BBT and the "abridged" after it?
Etheur 4 weeks ago
dont pull your penis out, unless you really have to!
SoopySnoopy 4 weeks ago
DON'T COMMENT! WATCH! DON'T LIKE IT? WALK OUT!
RSAgility 1 month ago 3
@lexibearpower the big bang theory is the worst show in fuckin history. thumbs up if aqua teen brought you here.
eliteskeet 1 month ago 3
@eliteskeet when people say BBT its Bonds Beyond Time not Big Bang Theory. It was a parody of the Yu Gi Oh Movie, it was very funny, and as a joke he did a mock of this to introduce the movie.
Phiep121 1 month ago
the movie could have ended after this into and i would have been completely content
Mooseknuckle88 1 month ago 3
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Eddythebandkid 1 month ago in playlist Music that I like
i want icecaps' voice
SavageWolf211 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
They should really play this before movies to get the point across. XD
NeonUrine 2 months ago
lmfao...nuff said
badkittiecece 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
No better way to start a movie starring the greatest characters ever made
Marioshi64 2 months ago
Should show this before all movies :)
Colaman172 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos 7
shady done it better XD
MellowSquash 3 months ago
yes yugioh BBT abridged brought me here but I already say this movie lol
ddrpimp123 3 months ago
i was kinda scared to this
seanwrejy 3 months ago
To be honest I think Yusei & his group put more facial expression and followed the emotion of the song more better!!! xD
JGMoneyable 3 months ago
@JGMoneyable I agree :D Especially the headbutt lol
DemonHide 3 months ago
This should be the intro to every movie in the world.
tocofool 3 months ago 23
Thumbs up if yugioh BBT abridged brought you here
LexiBearPower 3 months ago 54
@LexiBearPower actually this intro brought me there :L
tinygreyalien13 3 months ago
This is one most epic start for a movie i was totally jizzed my pants
KomatBacon 3 months ago
you should watch this when ur high.
yiehhh1 4 months ago
I would go to the movies if they used this.
iplaygamesl0l 4 months ago
1:00
DevilWithoutaCuase 4 months ago in playlist Liked
20 people now have dissolved testicles
mmscott9 4 months ago
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this kinda sucks what the fuck are you people gettin so worked up over it for
fucut00b 4 months ago
Brann is the one doing falsettos. Holy shit.
BieberMustDie11 4 months ago
Yooooooouuuuu'rrrrrrre Moooooonnnnnneeeeey iiiiiiiiiiiissssssssss noooooooooooowwwwwwwww ooooooooouuuuuuuurrrrrrr moooooooonnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeey!!!
stevenatuh 4 months ago
that was....awesome
DaStresseddesserts 4 months ago
one of the most retarded shows every but damn its funny
darknightriddle 4 months ago
sucking on me is really a treat
DEVILDOG69X 4 months ago
GRAAAAAAAAAAANDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
MrJonafriend 5 months ago
LINOLEUUUUUUUUUUUM KNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!
WillOwnForFood 5 months ago 2
me enamore
AlkaroSmb 5 months ago
It's too bad the rest of the movie wasn't this good. It was like this huge buildup of awesome and then suddenly just watching the regular cartoon extended edition.
agentvirgo 5 months ago
Green guy doesn't really pull his weight in the band. He just kind of talks/screams. :)
mistec34 5 months ago
Honestly, how many movies have the guts to directly threaten their audience like this? How series develop the kind of fanbase that enjoys being directly threatened like this? This movie opening is the culmination of something truly unique and special in animated fiction. This needs to be in the Library of Congress alongside Duck Amuck.
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We could petition these lyrics into a law if you want to guys. I'd totally like to bite into someone and/or carve someones face off with a linoleum knife next time they're f*ng a movie up for me. Let's make this happen people!
MrLeonardPowers 5 months ago
We could petition these lyrics into a law if you want to guys. I'd totally like to bite into someone and/or carve someones face off with a linoleum knife next time they're f*cking a movie up for me. Let's make this happen people!
MrLeonardPowers 5 months ago
We could petition these lyrics into a law if you want to guys. I'd totally like to bite into someone and/or carve someones face off with a linoleum knife next time they're fucking a movie up for me. Let's make this happen people!
MrLeonardPowers 5 months ago
The oxygen comes from the sand.
KurtAngleTheSicko 5 months ago
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KurtAngleTheSicko 5 months ago
i dont know how you wouldnt like this!!!!
zotrablue 5 months ago
this should be at the start of every movie !! they make really good points!! people always ruin movies !!
zotrablue 5 months ago 4
it sounds quiet
zotrablue 5 months ago
I will bite your nuts off and give you a disease. any takers??? no??
i'll do it anyway :)
iluvpanther 6 months ago
I will bite your torso and give you a disease
iluvpanther 6 months ago 2
19 people were caught video taping this movie.
siradmiralbanana 6 months ago in playlist Music
@siradmiralbanana So THAT'S were my wife went. Well, at least I know where she is now....the morgue. :P
axemgreasefire 5 months ago
what is the green thing?
dylandoesdamage 6 months ago
@dylandoesdamage a gum drop
sam49789 6 months ago
Just noticed this riff is VERY similar to that of Judas Priest's 'Painkiller'.
DecoSBoss 6 months ago
19 people had their torsos bit and now have a disease
00StangGT00 6 months ago
bitchin
trunks613 6 months ago
Fucking amazing. Fuck mastadon. Seriously. I seen them live. All jokes aside. They literally hurt my ears. It was just pathetic and actually very upsetting.
TheFlatusvaginalis 6 months ago
@TheFlatusvaginalis so are you saying they are good or bad?
psycicpowers 6 months ago
@psycicpowers This song is great. Mastadon is like a party in my ears and everyone is throwing up. I only seen them because I went to see Dethklok. Mastadon didn't sound even remotely close to this. The singer hit notes that seriously made me plug my ears. And the guitarist has some homo ass handlebar mustache with a fucking mullet. Mastadon is a bunch of cum buckets filled to the brim.
TheFlatusvaginalis 6 months ago
@TheFlatusvaginalis You know when people say hater this and hater that? They are talkin about you.
msbensucks 6 months ago
@TheFlatusvaginalis you just have petite little pussy ears.
ajarroyave 6 months ago
IF I CATCH U RECORDING THIS VIDEO SATAN WILL RAIN DOWN YOUR THROAT WITH HOT ACID AND DISSOLVE YOUR TESTICLES AND TURN YOUR GUTS INTO SNAKES ARRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
bffeppls 6 months ago 2
I can't stop watching this! Awesome!
FarmallDoctor 7 months ago 2
19 ppl pulled their penis out when they didnt really need to
Cheapshot420420 7 months ago
this be makin me hard
MrJsmerl 7 months ago
18 people crinkled their wrapper loudly
Foremek 7 months ago
scheiße is das öde
1533Montaigne 7 months ago
17 people may videotaped the movie!!
klausenzweitausen 7 months ago
What the hell is that green thing supposed to be?! Its really creeping me out!
MrFrankie401 7 months ago
@MrFrankie401 he's a gum drop
SooooooIFearFuL 7 months ago
@MrFrankie401 haha hes a gum drop or jujube
shondizel 6 months ago
This is EPICO!!! Funny! Who sang this!?
JPNJ238 7 months ago
Mastodon is fucking godly.
If you didn't think it before, you will after watching this lol
Doominatorx6 7 months ago
0:12 the popcorn is frylock. spoilers, hotdog is meatwad, drink is shake, and the popsicle is chicken little because it looks as if it was formed in a mould
playingwithfirehurts 7 months ago
Pff, jokes on him, im not married :D
wadad17 7 months ago
to bad this isn't mastodon, its fucking King Diamond!
codyv9210 7 months ago
7 people showed up late to the movie
almcken 7 months ago
why is there such low volume
MRHALFOFAPENNY 7 months ago
This was one of those rare moments in this current jaded life I lead that I utterly was stopped in awe and admiration. Literally had just started the actual movie, got gobsmacked by this glorious... thing. And did something I hadn't felt a desire to do in my post college years. I had to find a copy, and sign on to that abhorrent social network Facebook, and post a link... breaking my norm of 2-3 months spaces between logins. Only fitting descriptor for the urge, confusingly... biblical.
blupouncch 7 months ago 53
@blupouncch pot helps break jadedness by helping you like new things. acid annihilates it. give it a shot
Zaetix 7 months ago
@blupouncch Yeah....had to get on Facebook and show this awesome scene to all the fags on there.
morrow222 1 month ago
"Don't pull your penis out"
I laugh my head off every time I here that.
DarthKeyrus 7 months ago
@DarthKeyrus Unless you really need to. XD So you can take out your penis in the theater? Anywhere? if you have to?
Jeff12798 7 months ago
@Jeff12798 Yeah, when nature call, it doesn't wait.
DarthKeyrus 7 months ago
this song sounds like mastodon are king diamond fans.
tomcatha 7 months ago
7 people took their penis out.
rexmage 7 months ago
IF I FIND YOU'VE DISLIKED THIS VIDEO, I WILL BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSEAND TEAR YOUR WIFE IN HALF!!
redenbacher100 7 months ago 20
@redenbacher100 20 people had their wives torn in half
0hvist 4 months ago
7 people most likely listen to bullshit rap like Lil Wayne.
MrCreeper069 7 months ago
The pretzel is my favorite!
Freddychick 7 months ago 2
I had the 666th like of this video.
\m/
AGkisch 7 months ago
i watched this on tv and i stayed quiet the whole movie O.e (love this movie and show)
themangakawolf 7 months ago
6 people were caught video taping this movie, violating a copyright by Time Warner.
siradmiralbanana 8 months ago
6 people should be cut up with a linoleum knife.
kdawg16a 8 months ago 2
skip to 1:00 for the best part.
slashsteel1ss1 8 months ago
wait....the ice cake box thingy was playing a guitar solo on the bass......thats....BADASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ENC13officialband 8 months ago
What the heck is an IceDrop?
GrndMsterShake 8 months ago
the drummer looks like a badass version of patrick star
halabinono 8 months ago
I imagine seeing this in the cinema must be rather unnerving.
Wysthric 8 months ago
@Wysthric maybe, but it might make ppl stop being assholes in the theater if they were threatened instead of politely asked
gamingcultist 8 months ago
@gamingcultist Threatened by cartoon characters...
Wysthric 7 months ago
@Wysthric I see your point, but I know a few people who would stay quiet after seeing this.
gamingcultist 7 months ago
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This movie was hilarious. And are you sure there is no King Diamond in this song?
ILoveDiamond0607 8 months ago
I WILL BITE YOUR TORSO AND GIVE YOU A DISEASE.
KenshinObsessor 8 months ago
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i hate this satanic bullshit
MrSleep1980 8 months ago
You can't beat my meat for a special treat!
Sucking on me is REALLY NEAT!
AutophagistCannibal 9 months ago 2
6 people had their wifes torn in half because they were video taping this movie.
SqueakA1C1788 9 months ago
this has to be the intro for every movie!!
lukasAhw 9 months ago 90
@lukasAhw lmao thats what i said
Koei126 7 months ago
This should be the intro for all movies, or just different songs and characters... Yea it is also very weird the bassist played the solo but a bass solo would be harder.. O.O.
chrisgriffin22 9 months ago
The dude who posted this has got to be scared sh**less Mastodon is gonna come and git his azz, bite his torso, and give him a disease.
kingrico1921 9 months ago
Hahaha 555 likes.
MrManonthemoon69 9 months ago
Reminds me of King Diamond.
rexmage 9 months ago
Sucking on me is really neat. ~
HippoSnatch 9 months ago
Wow it would be epic to see this in theaters
Kr0n1k4Lyfe 9 months ago
Yes, everyone... the pretzel should have been the one shown taking the guitar solo. Can we please stop pointing that out now?
mientememami 9 months ago
Did anyone notice that he was playing the guitar solo on a bass and not a guitar? The thing only has 4 Tuning pegs so its supposed to be a bass right?
gamefreaq91 9 months ago 3
saw this at the midnight release of the movie. whole theater was screaming and cheering at the end
Beclocs 9 months ago 3
lol "Sucking on me is really neat!"
TheTornadoStorm 9 months ago
I WILL CUT YOU UP AND MAKE HOT ACID RAIN ON YOUR TESTICLES IF YOU PRESS THE DISLIKE BUTTON
TheWatcher666 9 months ago
That is fucking AWESOME! hahaha.
ScreamingRage01 9 months ago
You know when they first announced this movie they said they would show it on tv first... and they did but it was in the corner of the screen and there was no sound
schaefer59237 9 months ago
that is a pickle
Zamfire2000 10 months ago
that box of Icecaps is so metal, he can play a guitar solo on a bass!!!!
squidinkification 10 months ago 2
This is amazing
HoursAwake 10 months ago
Just epic, best intro for movies :p
legoghost 10 months ago
When the popcorn and the other snacks sing the line "grab your ..." what do they say? It sounds like "grab you gap," which doesn't make sense, so I've just been assuming they said "grab your gal," though it doesn't quite sound like that.
MrHeslopian 10 months ago
@MrHeslopian Gat. As in a firearm.
DJEvilWayz 10 months ago
@MrHeslopian
Grab your gat
TheAstroCreep3000 10 months ago
This was my favorite part of the movie.
AleXand4life 10 months ago
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7 people are dead now.. thats sad XDDD
ChildhoodAbuse 10 months ago
17 people are dead now.. thats sad XDDD
ChildhoodAbuse 10 months ago
like this if youv seen mastadon in concert!
jakewfpf 10 months ago
Hit 3 for begining of song.
Eddythebandkid 10 months ago
two words to describe this: unnecessarily badass
traffa9191 10 months ago
WOW FUKKN AWSOME!! SHEEEET!! LOVE IT!!
zotrablue 10 months ago
Why does the bassplayer play the solo? :o
darkassassin1616 10 months ago 2
AWWWWWESOOOME
The1337PokemonMaster 10 months ago
Ice Caps' bass solo sure sounded a lot like a guitar shreddin
jfurumo85 10 months ago
I was going through the comments trying to find something that wasn't just parroting one of the liens from the video and had considerable trouble.
Schemilix 10 months ago
Brutal.
Eddythebandkid 10 months ago
did the ...thing?.... just say satan will rain down your throat with hot acid and dissolved your testicles and turn your guts into snakes?.....awesome
batman53092 10 months ago
Baha. Love it. IF I SEE YOU VIDEOTAPING THIS MOVIE SATAN WILL RAIN DOWN YOUR THROAT WITH HOT ACID AND DISSOLVE YOUR TESTICLES AND TURN YOUR GUTS TO SNAKES. :D
IDunnoWaffles 10 months ago
who would dislike this!?!?
damanfb 11 months ago
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I'm scared to download this movie now
D:
bernie23232323232323 11 months ago
MASTODON SAYS HI.
AbsoluteMalorne 11 months ago
THIS IS A COPYRIGHTED MOVIE FOR TIME WARNER IF I FIND YOU'VE SOLD IT ON EBAY I WILL BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND TEAR YOUR WIFE IN HALF!
The1337PokemonMaster 11 months ago
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Take the seed outside! Leave it in the streets! RUN OVER IT AFTER THE SHOW!
Hexcath 11 months ago
Take the seed outside! Leave it in the streets! RUN OVER IT AFTER THE SHOW!
Hexcath 11 months ago
remember kids, dont pull your penis out! unless you really need to!
a1k1gen 11 months ago
ha seed....
woolendingo 11 months ago
WE STILL HAVE YOUR FUCKING MONEY!!!!!
The1337PokemonMaster 11 months ago
Holy shit. I never knew that was Mastodon. Holy fuckballs.
oncetaken 11 months ago 2
why do i still giggle when people say the word penis?
seriously i am a fucking adult and "don't pull your penis out" made me laugh out loud
pwnageprata 11 months ago
1:10 Patrick Star
motherfuckingsnakes1 11 months ago
wow i thought that was king diamond for a moment. well for most of it
oilfighter21 1 year ago
don't pull your penis out, unless you really need to
M1xBlender 1 year ago
WIN!
1myacc 1 year ago
I can't decide if I like the Pretzel or the Ice Caps more. The Pretzel just has the brilliant cute/evil face going... and he's a pretzel. The Ice Caps guy gets me laughing when he says "Your money is now our money" MY BRAIN
MrSecretPigeon 1 year ago
you guys know you can play snake if you pause and hit left and up at the same time? Bet you didn't know that
damobeck1 1 year ago
@damobeck1 thee fuckkk is that!??
mollywhop92 11 months ago
@mollywhop92 It's Mastodon, the same band that does Metalocalypse
wickedpissa25 11 months ago
@wickedpissa25 Mastodon doesn't do Metalocalypse, almost all the songs on Metalocalypse are written by the creator Brendan Small (he does the lead guitar and vocals)
Underscore9800 11 months ago
...wow
Trakester3 1 year ago
35 people had there wife's teared in half. i actually checked ebay.
boondockschop30 1 year ago
This is brilliant... sadly, the actual movie isn't as good.
Kefroth1 1 year ago
Two people's wives were teared in half
1TheSarcastic 1 year ago
I'm not quite high enough for this yet.
8901489014 1 year ago
:13 WILL HIS DRINK EVER BE FULL?
TheParafernalia 1 year ago
Man Hands down best part of the movie lol
ImPuLs392 1 year ago