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  • when would i pull out my penis out when i really need to??

  • @mexicantrouble1196 Answered your own question there.

  • Best bass solo ever!!!

  • 0:59 to skip to song

  • Im seeing these guys live in just 15 days from now, if they play this first and leave i would still be happy :)

  • @eliteskeet I can understand seeing BBT as the Big Bang Theory. But how, exactly, do you manage to ignore the "yugioh" before BBT and the "abridged" after it?

  • dont pull your penis out, unless you really have to!

  • DON'T COMMENT! WATCH! DON'T LIKE IT? WALK OUT!

  • @lexibearpower the big bang theory is the worst show in fuckin history. thumbs up if aqua teen brought you here.

  • @eliteskeet when people say BBT its Bonds Beyond Time not Big Bang Theory. It was a parody of the Yu Gi Oh Movie, it was very funny, and as a joke he did a mock of this to introduce the movie.

  • the movie could have ended after this into and i would have been completely content

  • 1:00

  • i want icecaps' voice

  • They should really play this before movies to get the point across. XD

  • lmfao...nuff said

  • No better way to start a movie starring the greatest characters ever made

  • Should show this before all movies :)

  • shady done it better XD

  • yes yugioh BBT abridged brought me here but I already say this movie lol

  • i was kinda scared to this

  • To be honest I think Yusei & his group put more facial expression and followed the emotion of the song more better!!! xD

  • @JGMoneyable I agree :D Especially the headbutt lol

  • This should be the intro to every movie in the world.

  • Thumbs up if yugioh BBT abridged brought you here

  • @LexiBearPower actually this intro brought me there :L

  • This is one most epic start for a movie i was totally jizzed my pants

  • you should watch this when ur high.

  • I would go to the movies if they used this.

  • 1:00

  • 20 people now have dissolved testicles

  • Brann is the one doing falsettos. Holy shit.

  • Yooooooouuuuu'rrrrrrre Moooooonnnnnneeeeey iiiiiiiiiiiissssssssss noooooooooooowwwwwwwww ooooooooouuuuuuuurrrrrrr moooooooonnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeee­y!!!

  • that was....awesome

  • one of the most retarded shows every but damn its funny

  • sucking on me is really a treat

  • GRAAAAAAAAAAANDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­!!!!!!!

  • LINOLEUUUUUUUUUUUM KNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!

  • me enamore

  • It's too bad the rest of the movie wasn't this good. It was like this huge buildup of awesome and then suddenly just watching the regular cartoon extended edition.

  • Green guy doesn't really pull his weight in the band. He just kind of talks/screams. :)

  • Honestly, how many movies have the guts to directly threaten their audience like this? How series develop the kind of fanbase that enjoys being directly threatened like this? This movie opening is the culmination of something truly unique and special in animated fiction. This needs to be in the Library of Congress alongside Duck Amuck.

  • We could petition these lyrics into a law if you want to guys. I'd totally like to bite into someone and/or carve someones face off with a linoleum knife next time they're f*cking a movie up for me. Let's make this happen people!

  • We could petition these lyrics into a law if you want to guys. I'd totally like to bite into someone and/or carve someones face off with a linoleum knife next time they're fucking a movie up for me. Let's make this happen people!

  • The oxygen comes from the sand.

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  • i dont know how you wouldnt like this!!!!

  • this should be at the start of every movie !! they make really good points!! people always ruin movies !!

  • it sounds quiet

  • I will bite your nuts off and give you a disease. any takers??? no??

    i'll do it anyway :)

  • I will bite your torso and give you a disease

  • 19 people were caught video taping this movie.

  • @siradmiralbanana So THAT'S were my wife went. Well, at least I know where she is now....the morgue. :P

  • what is the green thing?

  • @dylandoesdamage a gum drop

  • Just noticed this riff is VERY similar to that of Judas Priest's 'Painkiller'.

  • 19 people had their torsos bit and now have a disease

  • bitchin

    

  • Fucking amazing. Fuck mastadon. Seriously. I seen them live. All jokes aside. They literally hurt my ears. It was just pathetic and actually very upsetting.

  • @TheFlatusvaginalis so are you saying they are good or bad?

  • @psycicpowers This song is great. Mastadon is like a party in my ears and everyone is throwing up. I only seen them because I went to see Dethklok. Mastadon didn't sound even remotely close to this. The singer hit notes that seriously made me plug my ears. And the guitarist has some homo ass handlebar mustache with a fucking mullet. Mastadon is a bunch of cum buckets filled to the brim.

  • @TheFlatusvaginalis You know when people say hater this and hater that? They are talkin about you.

  • @TheFlatusvaginalis you just have petite little pussy ears.

  • IF I CATCH U RECORDING THIS VIDEO SATAN WILL RAIN DOWN YOUR THROAT WITH HOT ACID AND DISSOLVE YOUR TESTICLES AND TURN YOUR GUTS INTO SNAKES ARRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­H

  • I can't stop watching this! Awesome!

  • 19 ppl pulled their penis out when they didnt really need to

  • this be makin me hard

  • 18 people crinkled their wrapper loudly

  • scheiße is das öde

  • 17 people may videotaped the movie!!

  • What the hell is that green thing supposed to be?! Its really creeping me out!

  • @MrFrankie401 he's a gum drop

  • @MrFrankie401 haha hes a gum drop or jujube

  • This is EPICO!!! Funny! Who sang this!?

  • Mastodon is fucking godly.

    If you didn't think it before, you will after watching this lol

  • 0:12 the popcorn is frylock. spoilers, hotdog is meatwad, drink is shake, and the popsicle is chicken little because it looks as if it was formed in a mould

  • Pff, jokes on him, im not married :D

  • to bad this isn't mastodon, its fucking King Diamond!

  • 7 people showed up late to the movie

  • why is there such low volume

  • This was one of those rare moments in this current jaded life I lead that I utterly was stopped in awe and admiration. Literally had just started the actual movie, got gobsmacked by this glorious... thing. And did something I hadn't felt a desire to do in my post college years. I had to find a copy, and sign on to that abhorrent social network Facebook, and post a link... breaking my norm of 2-3 months spaces between logins. Only fitting descriptor for the urge, confusingly... biblical.

  • @blupouncch pot helps break jadedness by helping you like new things. acid annihilates it. give it a shot

  • @blupouncch Yeah....had to get on Facebook and show this awesome scene to all the fags on there.

  • "Don't pull your penis out"

    I laugh my head off every time I here that.

  • @DarthKeyrus Unless you really need to. XD So you can take out your penis in the theater? Anywhere? if you have to?

  • @Jeff12798 Yeah, when nature call, it doesn't wait.

  • this song sounds like mastodon are king diamond fans.

  • 7 people took their penis out.

  • IF I FIND YOU'VE DISLIKED THIS VIDEO, I WILL BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSEAND TEAR YOUR WIFE IN HALF!!

  • @redenbacher100 20 people had their wives torn in half

  • 7 people most likely listen to bullshit rap like Lil Wayne.

  • The pretzel is my favorite!

  • I had the 666th like of this video.

    \m/

  • i watched this on tv and i stayed quiet the whole movie O.e (love this movie and show)

  • 6 people were caught video taping this movie, violating a copyright by Time Warner.

  • 6 people should be cut up with a linoleum knife.

  • skip to 1:00 for the best part.

  • wait....the ice cake box thingy was playing a guitar solo on the bass......thats....BADASS!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

  • What the heck is an IceDrop?

  • the drummer looks like a badass version of patrick star

  • I imagine seeing this in the cinema must be rather unnerving.

  • @Wysthric maybe, but it might make ppl stop being assholes in the theater if they were threatened instead of politely asked

  • @gamingcultist Threatened by cartoon characters...

  • @Wysthric I see your point, but I know a few people who would stay quiet after seeing this.

  • I WILL BITE YOUR TORSO AND GIVE YOU A DISEASE.

  • You can't beat my meat for a special treat!

    Sucking on me is REALLY NEAT!

  • 6 people had their wifes torn in half because they were video taping this movie. 

  • this has to be the intro for every movie!!

  • @lukasAhw lmao thats what i said

  • This should be the intro for all movies, or just different songs and characters... Yea it is also very weird the bassist played the solo but a bass solo would be harder.. O.O.

  • The dude who posted this has got to be scared sh**less Mastodon is gonna come and git his azz, bite his torso, and give him a disease.

  • Hahaha 555 likes.

  • Reminds me of King Diamond.

    

  • Sucking on me is really neat. ~

  • Wow it would be epic to see this in theaters

  • Yes, everyone... the pretzel should have been the one shown taking the guitar solo. Can we please stop pointing that out now?

  • Did anyone notice that he was playing the guitar solo on a bass and not a guitar? The thing only has 4 Tuning pegs so its supposed to be a bass right?

  • saw this at the midnight release of the movie. whole theater was screaming and cheering at the end

  • lol "Sucking on me is really neat!"

  • I WILL CUT YOU UP AND MAKE HOT ACID RAIN ON YOUR TESTICLES IF YOU PRESS THE DISLIKE BUTTON

  • That is fucking AWESOME! hahaha.

  • You know when they first announced this movie they said they would show it on tv first... and they did but it was in the corner of the screen and there was no sound

  • that is a pickle

  • that box of Icecaps is so metal, he can play a guitar solo on a bass!!!!

  • This is amazing

  • Just epic, best intro for movies :p

  • When the popcorn and the other snacks sing the line "grab your ..." what do they say? It sounds like "grab you gap," which doesn't make sense, so I've just been assuming they said "grab your gal," though it doesn't quite sound like that.

  • @MrHeslopian Gat. As in a firearm.

  • @MrHeslopian

    Grab your gat

  • This was my favorite part of the movie.

  • 17 people are dead now.. thats sad XDDD

  • like this if youv seen mastadon in concert!

  • Hit 3 for begining of song.

  • two words to describe this: unnecessarily badass

  • WOW FUKKN AWSOME!! SHEEEET!! LOVE IT!!

  • Why does the bassplayer play the solo? :o

  • AWWWWWESOOOME

  • Ice Caps' bass solo sure sounded a lot like a guitar shreddin

  • I was going through the comments trying to find something that wasn't just parroting one of the liens from the video and had considerable trouble.

  • Brutal.

  • did the ...thing?.... just say satan will rain down your throat with hot acid and dissolved your testicles and turn your guts into snakes?.....awesome

  • Baha. Love it. IF I SEE YOU VIDEOTAPING THIS MOVIE SATAN WILL RAIN DOWN YOUR THROAT WITH HOT ACID AND DISSOLVE YOUR TESTICLES AND TURN YOUR GUTS TO SNAKES. :D

  • who would dislike this!?!?

  • MASTODON SAYS HI.

  • THIS IS A COPYRIGHTED MOVIE FOR TIME WARNER IF I FIND YOU'VE SOLD IT ON EBAY I WILL BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND TEAR YOUR WIFE IN HALF!

  • Take the seed outside! Leave it in the streets! RUN OVER IT AFTER THE SHOW!

  • remember kids, dont pull your penis out! unless you really need to!

  • ha seed....

  • WE STILL HAVE YOUR FUCKING MONEY!!!!!

  • Holy shit. I never knew that was Mastodon. Holy fuckballs.

  • why do i still giggle when people say the word penis?

    seriously i am a fucking adult and "don't pull your penis out" made me laugh out loud

  • 1:10 Patrick Star

  • wow i thought that was king diamond for a moment. well for most of it

  • don't pull your penis out, unless you really need to

  • WIN!

  • I can't decide if I like the Pretzel or the Ice Caps more. The Pretzel just has the brilliant cute/evil face going... and he's a pretzel. The Ice Caps guy gets me laughing when he says "Your money is now our money" MY BRAIN

  • you guys know you can play snake if you pause and hit left and up at the same time? Bet you didn't know that

  • @damobeck1 thee fuckkk is that!??

  • @mollywhop92 It's Mastodon, the same band that does Metalocalypse

  • @wickedpissa25 Mastodon doesn't do Metalocalypse, almost all the songs on Metalocalypse are written by the creator Brendan Small (he does the lead guitar and vocals)

  • ...wow

  • 35 people had there wife's teared in half. i actually checked ebay.

  • This is brilliant... sadly, the actual movie isn't as good.

  • Two people's wives were teared in half

  • I'm not quite high enough for this yet.

  • :13 WILL HIS DRINK EVER BE FULL?

  • Man Hands down best part of the movie lol