MC Hammer- U Can't Touch This {Lyrics} Not Muted!

[ivonaluvsall]

great song

[who0809]

my my my myb music hits me so i say o lord

[LlamaStache]

Horrible lyrics

[CountrySweetiee]

@SkillzFlaVouR thats gross.... but somewhat hilarious... ahaha

[4dragonking]

Bruce lee did kick chuck norris' ass but he died mysteriously (chuck Norris is not alive and so he is dead but cannot be dead either as these are both things that mortals do and so chuck Norris doesn't do them but chuck is not immortal either as he is above gods so he is on a new stage called 'chuck norris' but Bruce lee is up there with him because in the ass kicking Bruce transferred his powers to chuck making him beyond the gods too but when Bruce died he went to a new plain of life, not int

[amr8902]

BRUCE LEE CAN KICK CHUCK NORRIS'S ASS

[linkthemain]

@amr8902 Bruce Lee is dead, Chuck Norris is not. Any more questions? ;)

[creep197]

my girlfriend can touch this...

[pokemoncreations1]

type in justin bieber on your search bar click on baby music video and then look at the dislike bar and laugh to death

[missheavymetal98]

@pokemoncreations1 get a life.... 0_0

[pokemoncreations1]

@missheavymetal98 well...

[MrStrongarms]

the lyrics in this sucked this !!

[dainfamousfelonz]

hammer wrote this taking a shit changed the title from"cant flush this"

[temhanidya]

255 people were going to touch the like button but Hammer said u cant touch this so they touched the like button because Hammer said go with the flow!! LOL!:D

[Malinmoraa]

Y U NO LET ME TOUCH THIS?!

[MrTaco1818]

I live 15 mins away from him in tracy :)

[quasimoto270]

stop now make that motherfucker hammertime!

[phantomfangurl]

From the two top comments I have inferred that Chuck Norris is 245 people, all at the same time. He is everywhere... and nowhere...

[1234rammsteinfan]

This back when rap was GOOD...

[TheAnnaBaybee]

251 people misread the dislike button as "dis i like"

[MegaNirvanaLover]

I wanna touch his pants

[Micou0201]

U can't touch MC Hammer

[Twebet]

@awesomeseth56 his swag, or the swag of his "beat"

[firebellycougar]

What if MC hammer was white.......

Ruining your respect of MC hammer :)

[awesomeseth56]

what can we not touch

[Leahberg10]

Cant touch these (•)(•)

[MoonlightBlackwolf]

249 people are mad because they can't touch it

[lebossdu13122]

Moi aussi sa mi fait penser

[lebossdu13122]

Moi aussi sa mi fait penser

[rihannalabelle]

Sa me fait penser a la pub pour swatch *_*

[StickFight775]

So Hammer, You can't sue.

[ThePiggvar]

chuck norris can touch it

[thecrazies1998]

@ThePiggvar no he cant

[ThePiggvar]

@thecrazies1998 yes sure he can.. chuck is da boss!:D

[ghilliesick]

@ThePiggvar chuck is noob...

[PinkSpringRose]

when i didn't know the lyrics to the song i always thought his saying "Pięć ciastek" (insted of cant touch this) and "Pięć ciastek" in polish means "5 biscuits" which make me laugh a lot

[SuperTruckerJon]

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

[iWuvC00kiez]

do the peter griffen hump! ;DD

[taojfm]

Cant touch this

[CoolTubers1]

248 people touched it

[Adj212]

(.Y.)

 . (I)

[Magoo123rox]

'245 people touched it' Ya original joke there

[harrypotter67890]

247 people hate when he says, " Stop, Hammertime!"

[harrypotter67890]

Play this song when you play World of warcraft and you'll get amazing results!

[dramaqueen9106]

When my lil brother was trying to get my iPod touch away, I said: "can't touch this!"

[hihihi123155]

Hammer: Cant touch this

Chuck Norris: Oh really?

[joak0465]

246 persons Can't touch this this ;)

[CrazyDude862]

I sing this when I play mw3 :D

[Kikibabbi9]

I Dance Privatly When I need A lauqh To thiis Songg Ahaa..(:

[rainbow192000]

What exactly is ' this '  ?... ......... 0_0

[EnigmaticalGames]

chuck norris can touch this!

[adrilovesyou1000]

lol my friend julian was dancing to this and my friend giselle was singing it in class...and julian couldnt stop singing and dancing! >.<

i love haters :)

[lolcat441]

My friends are all ditching me and being b!tches so I listen to this :3

[123456788473]

Slides are timed very poorly.

[thesteve4000rules]

My dad is dancing

[thesteve4000rules]

Bad music

[mizchika13]

I love it when my friend Branson dances to this song at football games!!!!! Its embrassing!!!!! Oh well, he is my buddy haha!!!!!:)

[shurie29]

this song is so addicted

[123456788473]

@shurie29 Whats it addicted to?

[Sweet9964]

You cant touch the like button.

[chriscookandnicole]

You left out a verse in the lyrics during the video

[balletgirl21100]

cant touch this!

[stevesalas100]

i touched it and im going to have to say like

[DahvieLovin]

I touched it. The vid paused. :c

[lauraafk2012]

i love this vid

[MangekyouSasuke01]

lol id laugh if it gets muted

[Peter67820]

Lol that's what I was using for my video called random people singing but it's downloading

[tireurdelite208]

Cool jadore surtout le debut

[ExtremevideosPerry]

Justin Bieber can't touch this

[ih8momjokes1]

i feel bad for people that only like one genre. loyalty to a genre of music is ridiculous, fk man enjoy everything thats out there!

[ih8momjokes1]

love his voice.

[conner4161]

Loved it !!!!!!!!!

[chaoticmaniacman]

Epic

[JGPrankcalls]

*insert over-used comment here*

[Squishyy123]

Totally clicked on this because it said 'not muted'.

[ThePiggvar]

i could not touch it!

[petaredrev]

Hammer time!

[dhabib03]

i was playing halo a guy tryed to run over me and i went into armor lock and said cant touch this

then he we went over me and crashed into a wall

and i said told you homeboy cant touch this

[iloveashar9]

what would happen, if a rapisted tryed to rape me

rapist : i wanna rape you

me: sorry but u cant touch this( starts doing the hammer time) sorry but this is some hting you cant tuch lol

[noodlez1131]

Stop! hammer time!

[njbaeza123]

245 people touched it

[MrTroydninja]

@njbaeza123 No they did not you fucking bastard bitch faggot dumb fuck!

[tarunerebelNDSand3DS]

Lyrics are messed up

[softballplaya1125]

Guess what, You CANT TOUCH THIS!

[nickkersbergen]

You cant touch this dislike button----------> behind the like

[AmericanAirlinesRule]

Except for you....You can touch this.

[dovideogamer]

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[UnbreakableAmerican]

Halt!!! Hammer Zeit!!

[eliasdaiz]

-friend tries to touchmy money he misses- XD

[glareofspace]

funny love it (CANT TOUCH THIS

[Monster66709]

Hes wack

[TheKurisa]

Cannot unhear chuck testa remix XD

[Gthompson09]

false. with careful planning and the ability to create a series of clever traps, it is possible to capture and indeed touch mr. m.c hammer

[ggmm2000]

Przejmujemy!

[goeiedag11]

Is it me or are the lyrics too slow?

[mryutty]

nice!!!!!!¡¡¡¡!!!!

[sgaxp]

Cant touch this .-.

[acrace16]

in the beginning its just cant touch this not u cant tell this ... no critisizing just sayin

[maxz81]

240 people just jealous because they realized they will never be touched.

[MrsMariJackson900]

Love it love it love it awesome

[FkJewMan]

You can't touch this -> that's what she said.

[dulceg004]

This is the beat song ever!!!!

[MsWonderwoman99]

That rocked my sole!

[MrHaydnc]

Ur mum can't touch this

[zonkilla]

...to były czasy. Taka muzyka już nie wróci

[Delija548]

Das is gut....

[CrystalBlade101]

STOP! HAMMER TIME

*Strikes screen with hammer*

[futuremusicidol77]

LOL!!! NOW WHY WOULD I EVER STOP DOING THIS WHEN OTHERS MAKING RECORDS THAT JUST DONT HIT IVE TOURED AROUND THE WORLD FROM LONDON TO THE BAY. ITS HAMMER YOUR HAMMER MC HAMMER YOUR HAMMER AND THE REST CAN GO THE WAY CANT TOUCH THIS

[leethotelgameplay]

i love this song

[zedocta1234]

My theme song for Free for all

[GreenGiants01]

Sounds like "can't touch this" but it's really "you can't touch this!"

[MindMasterDj]

I listening to this on 2011

[wegonnarockthisclub]

They should play this in muesums!

[baby1232523]

Dc Dammer - U Can Touch This :)HAHAHAHA

[Ilikepie37sBrother]

238 people can't touch the like button.

[makemelaughf]

@Ilikepie37sBrother shut the front door it sucks

[Ilikepie37sBrother]

I was in class,

And my teacher was like

"STOP..HAMMER TIME"

[tmast3r3000]

His bagy pants r kewl (:

[Dalegoguythatlivs213]

HAMMMER TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zumbamaster12]

Slamer278 I used to make jokes about chuck norris til I took an arrow to the knee

[LknDam]

you failed bad at the lyrics

[Slamer278]

Chuck norris can touch it

[eduff008006]

@Slamer278 so can ur mom, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

[lauraxhikari]

@Slamer278 if he can, even Bruce Lee can touch it even after death

[RandomChickPerson]

these lyrics suck.....

[LunarSkyWolf7]

@RandomChickPerson Its fast thats why

[raincat2000]

U CAN'T TOUCH THIS! Love this song!

[ceci1ia1988]

this song jus gets me moving :p

[CharlotteAngelx]

cant touch wat? x

[sparkgurl12]

'Doesn't matter if you liked or disliked this..

You still can't touch this!

[LunarSkyWolf7]

@sparkgurl12 237 ppl really can't touch this xD

[SuperHockeykid7]

233 people cant touch this

[Tjrocks741]

yah



[kingRyan0131]

chuck norris sucks mc hammer baby

[behangpapier11]

Chuck norris sucks, MC Hammer owned him big time

[florenmage]

@PACKAN1995 He is talking about his penis.

[neontreesfan101]

yooyyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoy u cant tuch ya man

[mariacujo]

cant touch this do do do do do do do do do cant touch this yaaaaaaaaa

[iluvhomeandaway77]

I have do a dance for this for my dance performance cause we are foxy laddies and your cant touch this

[peljusicantonio]

XD,anywhais THE SONG IS GREAT

[killerkityisbackman]

I want a pair of mc hammer pants mow :|

[Arlett599]

@jtrollonhateit can u do better?

[LegendOfTheGriefers]

my my mm my- jay walk in the street ya can't touch this...

[Kickcanman1]

You can't touch DIZ!!! what now sucks cause skool is in!!!

[shiannsofab]

U WISH YAL CAN TOUGH DIZ

[EspoEntertainment]

I was singing along to this...and my 6 year old cousin came up to me and slapped me to prove he can "touch this" XD I taught him well...

[rybka1906pfk]

kej tasz tys ;D

[BubbyChicky]

CNT TOUCH DIS!!

[MsLexieCake]

this sucks!

[PascualSeba]

@MsLexieCake

And you can't touch it :)

[lilmiss2sweet]

226 people touch themselves

[Lobomaster22]

fail

[zimsluv18]

DON'T TOUCH IT!!

[cnd4747]

226 people tried to touch it...

[2002love]

@cnd4747 good  ones

[symone0807]

no offence man  but your missing a lot of lyrics

[mcshorty4]

100 thumbs up and ill make a remix of cant touch dis and lmfao party rock so ill be shuffling and be sayin cant touch dis actually u can tell me wut to do

[diamondgalaxy13699]

Hammer time

[5cherrylimeade]

@diamondgalaxy13699 oh, god...

[surferdude123]

He was right not many touched it......Justin bieber? No I don't think so. Sound the bell schools back in sucker.

[mygeorgiaboy11]

:D LOL



[Izalos]

the sound quality is fucking bad



[TheBirdmanbaby]

would have been better if the lyrics wouldnt look that messed up on the screen!

[TennizBall14]

Hamma Pants mother bleepas

[Spong136]

Coool awesome also their are some mr.ducky videos under spong136

[Spong136]

Cool man also their are mr.ducky videos

[brownie1398ja]

If I get 20 likes. I will dance to this in the middle of the hall at school while playing it on my ipod. :D

[izydizon]

yo cant touch this