"The Anger Begins" - the Angry Nintendo Nerd

[BelatedCommiseration]

I wonder if 'motherfucker mike' is anywhere in that group of innocents from 1988 about to be corrupted by the rage filled disease that was Nintendo?

[MrTotodile2000]

lol i shat my self at 1.15 XD

[earlakanik]

awww, how cute!

[38robot38]

And not a single fuck was given that day.

[PerseusLP]

this video was recorded 11 days after my birth :D

[squizmister14]

runs in the family i guess

[Zachandhisdicky47101]

WOW! THANK YOU NERD :D

[pibetemueve]

Haha sarcasm. "these are my 'friends' watching with 'sympathy' and 'shock'!"

[Dragonshout9]

Thats funny his frineds are watching in ass.

[YouthEnergy]

@Dragonshout9 lol "frineds"

[Moeknowsbest]

I find myself getting this angry when I finish getting out of a hot shower and I have to take a shit.

[TheCth121]

Press 8 for his opinion on Justin Bieber.

[ShadowCrowX]

0:14 "I wanna daaaance" could be clipped for a dance song

[ajaypierre]

is that a timilthy shirt hes wearing

[parman16]

1:14 you could make a rap video

[Ov3rDoSis]

:46 lol "comon... that stupid man!"

[JReed1985]

I want a kid like James Rolfe he's so adorale lol

Lol he calls Mario a stupid little man lol

[Celacool]

Aww~ James was so cute as a little boy! And I always thought that girl in pink sitting next to him was his sister or something,

[rayeky12]

"james i wanna play" .........

[MrNaruto915]

i saw every single episode tha u make and i love them keep it up buddy

[MrNaruto915]

you know what your my idol your my super hero i am from suadi arabia and i love ur show i relly love to meet ya and i have a collectoin of my own , james please dount stop making this i whc

[StupidWizardFilms]

This is tale that you humans have passed for many generations.....

[269KZoo4life]

And so it began in '88 for you, a year later for me. Fuck the Irate Gamer! He can try to bite off you're style all he wants and front like "Me and James started from the beginning" as much as he wants to claim, but he'll NEVER be you.

[shinobi3335]

@269KZoo4life could you tell me about the irate gamer? i dont know who he is

[269KZoo4life]

@shinobi3335 Irate Gamer is a Angry Video Game nerd knock-off. He claims every video he makes is original, when its not. He tries to be funny, when he's not. He clearly bites off James in my opinion. Granted, he does make decent game reviews, but when you got him saying "This game is a shit-load of fuck" like James here, he's clearly ripping James off. I would actually respect him if he came out and said he was inspired by James.

Sometimes I think YouTube secretly hired him...

[shinobi3335]

@269KZoo4life honestly if i came on camera and reviewed a game, i would give credit to whomever inspired me, and from what youve said, it seems he uses other peoples material, i hate it when people do that

and if youtube secretly hired him then and i think james said it best "what were they thinking?"

thanks for the info

[jacksaints1]

when i got my nintendo was yesterday

[blinkzone1]

1989 is when I got my first Nintendo.

[jcdenton2k]

Wow...so envious.

You had that many females actually willing to watch you play?

You sure they weren't related to you, J.R.?

[tthomaselli2]

1:20.; Where'd you get the explosion sound-effect?

[ECL28E]

I wonder what his friends think of him now

[Gameothology]

KID AVGN!!!

[deezy81]

Awe, Sympathy and Shock spells ASS I peeped your little subliminal message James

[DCUnderdog3000]

the culprit for his anger: shigeru myamoto

[supermariofan03]

at least he didn't swear as a kid

[TheGamerman1996]

Fuck

[BookReader150]

Why is it that one of your friends isn't wearing a shirt? I mean, not to troll, but you don't go to peoples houses and walk around without a shirt on like it's completely normal. Eh, whatever, it was the 80's.

[ImmaGeneralBlue]

Awe, sympathy and shock? More like boredom.

[AmbientPlanet]

@ImmaGeneralBlue i think it was ironic

[IxIPaincakesIxI]

What a shitload of fucking rhino anus. I'd rather remove my own bowls with my teeth then play this atrocity of a game. No, this isnt even a game, it's shit, It is literally shit, I swear to god I could reach in my own ass hole and pull this game out. This is worst then being circumcised wide awake, without any painkillers. I would rather 69 a fucking skunk then have to play this fucking piss fountain. This is what the devil makes people play at the gates of hell. This fucking sucks.

[930Studios]

Every legend has a beginning, not all are pleasant.

[AllKindMusicUploader]

Chuck Norris shit his pants when James was born, he sensed another god.

[HeadacheVillain]

FUCKIN' HELLSPAWN!!!!!

[Orcdudez]

"Stupid man couldn't walk!" LOL! Mario's handicapped!

[pampampo]

BURN MUTHERFUCKER BUUUUUUUURNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[windowsforvista]

Wow, you were pretty popular =P

[hockeytofu101]

:D

[2000mrtay]

where it all started

[1Deminator]

fred fuchs

[chosonbuddy]

ASSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Vinddraken]

I wonder what all the people in the vid are doing now....

[marcusnns]

@Vinddraken

They all upgraded to the CD-I and are now succesfully directors on a unknown site called YouTube, making Zelda speedruns that all have the same quote when finishijg the games.

"GOOD".

[911devel]

Now I want to play SMB.

[SaltySpoons777]

Wow, it really is he's destiny.

[Bram25]

People shouldn't be affraid of Chuck Norris, it's The Nerd they must fear and bow to!

[JasonvPredatorx8679]

This video should of been called The birth of the Nerd

[spinemelter2000]

James and I are about the same age, but my parents wouldn't let me own any video games when I was a little kid in 1988, aside from those crappy Tiger Electronics. I overcompensated through my adolescence and adulthood. I think I play video games even more than James does. On the other hand, he probably gets laid more than I do, which is never.

[deezy81]

@spinemelter2000 It sucks for kids that never got experince these games when they were still new; I had a friend that died in May of this year while riding his motorcycle and he grew up when Nintendo, Super Nintendo and Sega Genesis were all the rage but his parents were very anti video games; he only got to play games when he was at a frinds house; which was almost never; so he never owned any systems his whole childhood until he went away to college and finally got a PSP; then I heard he died.

[RedDwarffs]

@deezy81 lol

[scottski02]

@spinemelter2000 I'm trying to do the same right now, catching up on video games that my parents never allowed.

[62Goji]

As a kid, the nerd loved these so called "Shitty Games", cherished them, played them and thought they were perfect...but one day, the nerd decided to take a look at his old Nintendo collection he played game after game after game after GAME...Finally he dropped the controller and yelled the legendary word that would live on in his vocab FOREVER...Fuck! He stood and realised that the world must know about the shitty games of yesteryear and thus was born... The Angry Video Game Nerd.

[blackwingmaster48]

I remember playing mario bros. as a kid... I'd laugh when I died. LOL! XD

[MrMacGrungy]

did i hear "fucking my balls" ???

[nepomusik]

A bit of an anomaly since according to the Horror Games glitches video, James's first NES was Ghosts N Goblins.

Now THAT is one tough motherfucker!

[deezy81]

@nepomusik He meant the first Nintendo game after the pack in Super Mario Brothers/Duck Hunt.

[juventinorocks]

"Errrrrrrrrrh! I lose every game! :c"

[GamRN8]

And what followed was 'FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCC­CCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­K! ........and shit

[SpamLizzo]

I died watching the fuck compilation.

[kutregistratie]

justin bieber 2.0

[Mrdylanman1]

avgn looks just like me when i was a kid.

[TheChickeneer]

COME ON THAT STUPID MAYN. UUUGGG I LOSE ANY GAME.

[shizz275]

0:15 i want it dad! what spoiled brat!

[kurtedwr]

Is that Kyle Justin between 0:40 and 0:42 ?

[Brollyhero93TOP10]

He could have done a show even as a kid! xD

[Zakscary99]

@Brollyhero93TOP10 Sure! I bet James would have said... This is poopy! This is doo doo! Mario is to fat, he can't jump! This stinks! Mom got a shredder?! I'll shove this up my dog's butt! I'll burn this game! Yeah right James do that as a kid!

[KelanDWood]

@Brollyhero93TOP10 it would be rated PG.

[tthomaselli2]

@KelanDWood

I wouldn't rate the show as TV-PG.; If you want TV-PG, watch WWE. That's TV-PG bad enough as it is.

[KelanDWood]

@tthomaselli2 I was joking because they said he could of done a show as a kid which most likely would of had little swearing(maybe mild profanity like crap but no actual cussing). This show by him as an adult would be rated MA or R

[SpaghettiToaster]

@tthomaselli2

Spaceballs was rated PG-MA for using the wor "fuck".

I guess AVGN would be banned instantly.

[Slayerthecrow]

@Brollyhero93TOP10 yeah but the internet was not perfected yet, and the tv producers are asshole

And kids can't scream to many curses in TV

I mean AVGN says fuck at least 20 times, and the kids can't say fuck more than 5 times in TV 

[TheMangubb]

@Slayerthecrow Is that some kind of rule? lol

[littleconquer97]

AVGN

U NEED 2 HAV A CHILD SO HE/SHE CAN PLAY THE SHITTY GAMS OF R TIME LIKE SONIC 06

UR LEGACY MUST LIV ON

[firewallsniper]

i just feel your pain i feel your pain in all your videos lol

[MikeyManVideos]

SHIT! Piece of shit is diarrhea coming out of my dick FUCKING HORRIBLE! Inside out asshole fucking fuck fuckings fucking fucks fuckingson fucking my balls fuck fuck fuck FUCK!

[URStimo]

You looked so cute back then :D

[TheAir007]

Was mario the first game you ever finisht

[TheAir007]

You had friends!?!?!

[HuggableSpongebob]

Fuckinson fuck my balls.

FUCKINSON FUCK MY VIGINA!!

[stlouisrocker100]

And so a legend was born.

[sshhmayisroelhashem1]

wow, he was really born to play

[SparkyMK3]

471 people couldnt beat the first Goomba in Super Mario Bros.

[JamesSkuzz]

Life sucks! Know what I mean.

[leviwellsysback]

c'mon that stupid man! lol!!!

[PsychoOfazxc3]

Everyone hold the 9 button

[grimmlock808]

"No son, you don't get to play PS5 until you beat Contra... with no 30 Life code, MUAHAHAHAHA!"

[shawnio]

lol that was funny, search me playing nintendo at 10 on my channel lol

[tkuzzz]

Who's that little girl in pink? How does she look like now? I'm curious lol.

[DIAMONDRAINE1]

@tkuzzz WTF

[TheNineofSpade]

@tkuzzz i smell pedoman XD

[tkuzzz]

@TheNineofSpade Man, she should be older than me by now, geez...

[1momerat99]

@tkuzzz wtf dude? that is really strange u need to be o a list

[1337wuzty1337]

@tkuzzz that's his sister probably

[TheNintendAlex]

@martincondorn

halo 15 should be on the NES xD,It would be awesome

[24romanleader]

lol

[TheGamer95times]

1:01 LOL i though he was gonna say "ASS"

[Laurelindo]

The only children who act like this in front of a video game already were spoiled brats before.

[EliteDarknessScyther]

@Laurelindo No, trust me, I AM NOT spoiled, my family is barely staying afloat, but i've played games before that made me want to throw the controller out of the window.

[Kirbyguy12345]

A birth of a fucking lengend the nerd and i don't remeber shit when i played my first video game

[Jack3601997]

the like/dislike bar looks like a green cigar :D

[davidevgen]

the nes molded you well! james :P

[MrToonsDay]

I bet his parents are really proud :P

[Whiteknight36799]

u sucked as a kid

[KryptoBeatz]

Ha, people don't change xP

[pman1902]

1:00 is king :D

[345prototype]

damn goood times when i had my nintendo ^ ^ the bad part was that same day my first game was dr jekyll and mr hyde on christmas o_O that shit gay.

[big9nic]

No wonder... I'm an alcoholic too...fuckin' Nintendo! We should sue for damages!

[MetalHeadGrace]

To everyone who was wondering how old he was in this video, I am pretty sure he was eight because is official Facebook page says he was born in 1980.

[fastflyguy999]

Glad to know that at your young age you couldn't get past the first level either

[SMELTEDFIST]

LOL LITTLE JAMES

[Lakitu1134]

How old was James at this time?

[rexJEEPguy073]

@Lakitu1134 either 8 or 7.

[MDthornton83]

The part near the end with the constant "fucks" reminds me of the Scarface video in which all you hear is the F word and how many times its been used in the movie all compiled into one short video.

[beinghumangirl]

and the madness begins

[robertsfunny1995]

I remember as a kid I'd always cry tears of RAGE at games. I was a gamer at heart but damn, my heart sure can f*ck me over sometimes.

[dmen108]

Worlds first unboxing vid lol

[TheForeignGamer]

The birth of a fucking legend.

[ninendowii2000]

na i think he comes in second, because when i get angry , i get real angry i yell at the tube for hours ,

[elitemarcus100]

he born to be THE ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD

[mopbrothers]

Why did they make NES games so fucking difficult? Jesus, they are harder than T-Rex testicles.

[TheLegendaryJames]

"ARGHHH! I lose every game!" That line is hilarious just because of the way he says it.

[oldskoolrocker1000]

As we can all see...nothing has changed much XD

[JReed1985]

I wonder what year he was born in? I'm guessing he's older than me. I remember getting pissed off with many NES games especially Ninja Gaiden.

[MrHEC381991]

more Fucks in this than in Goodfellas lol

[ExtraordinaryYoshi]

Don't deny it, we've all died on the first goomba before.

[scott8558]

Did avgn just get YouTube pooped

[luckymii24]

lol fuck fuck fucking fuck fuck fucking fucker fuck fucking my balls lol i was laughing my ass off when he said that

[BIGPIMPINUPDANYC]

" Grrrr, I lose every game ! "

He sounded so gay.

.

[luckymii24]

@BIGPIMPINUPDANYC he was a kid what do you expect

[BIGPIMPINUPDANYC]

@luckymii24

better. i expect better.

.

[wasterzphysco2]

@BIGPIMPINUPDANYC he was a little kid you ass face

[BIGPIMPINUPDANYC]

@wasterzphysco2

Relax butt-munch it was a joke.

.

[LoreYseult]

@ 1:01 i thought he was going to yell out "ASS!"

[NelsitopGamesX]

Now JAMES ROLFE it's a 31 Years Old Guy who like to say Curse Words and Drink Beer (ROLLING ROCK), making Satires of Video-Games that he thinks are a Suck. How IRONIC...but You are the Man NERD!

[80smetalchild]

just if his parents knew how he'd turn up...haha love ya nerd!

[VixenThorn]

He was a cute kid now he's a sexy adult ;).

[didogazeto]

thats nothing 9 years old i broked few nintendo joysticks because of shitty games

and wheres my nintendo now?

well in HELL,yea i broked it because of game xDDDDDS

[poojar007]

ROFL HOLD 8

[ThisisJeremy4]

So a good game made him angry?

[skillzthatkillz117]

was one of those little kids mike matei?

[metaknightfan007]

keep pressing 7 or 8 it's hilarios

[Mytheplayer12345]

atleast he had friends not like me

[sa99miy]

@Mytheplayer12345 believe me none of us has friends

[Mytheplayer12345]

@sa99miy yeah nowadays no one has real friends only friends that take advantage of you

[Odysseyvoyager]

aww james you had a cute little friend of yours right besides you while playing so cute!!



[superjchamma]

lol random explosion.

[didogazeto]

god created you for this,James.

[martincordon]

When I have a son I'm going to make sure he grows up with the cruelness of 8bit.

"But I want to play Halo 15 for the ZBox 720!!!"

"NO!!! FUCK THAT SHIT!!! YOU'RE GOING TO PLAY MARIO ON NES AND THAT'S FINAL!!!" >:O

[ralphy329]

@martincordon I'd be like fuck yeah lets play some mario fuck halo

[imred3345l]

@martincordon No. make him play ghostbusters. LOL

[Whiteknight36799]

@martincordon by then it will b halo 27 and ZZBox 1080

[Bloodrun069]

@martincordon dude, when it comes out, i'm totally getting a ZBox 720.

[finnishreviewerkid]

stupid man!!!

[tristram599]

at 0:41 does it was mike??

[chuckfulpingnorris]

if i had a dollor every time he said fuck id be a naked man

[LuukeNukem]

What a piece of fuck

[Jet5Hawk]

Which one of those kids is mike? Or did he even know mike back then?

[RaianTheFallen]

Shitty video games must've turned him into an alcoholic

[daftvampire16]

His parents must be so proud.

[lukchardhsl]

@daftvampire16

His dad was so proud of him that he appeared in one of his videos.

[spindalis79]

23 years and 11 days ago he was already an Angry Video Game (Mini) Nerd.

[robertsfunny1995]

So that's what he was like before he learned to swear?

[Arrostudios888]

press 4...

[MindOfCreativity]

Oh man, I remember my first video game, I destroyed my gameboy (litterally)

[MrHEC381991]

stupid man!!! lol