I hate this mrs. Farmer teacher. She kindda remind me a few others i have in school, theres always a teacher with the attitude. So kindda hate her to.
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@MrMaralisa haha first off im not a boy. And yeah, you are a prude. Accept it. Also, voluptuous and prude have completely different meanings, so im not sure what you were getting at there. Either way, if you dont like the movie or the lines in the movie , dont watch it, and certainly dont look up scenes from it on youtube.
p.s. if you ever tried to 'pull me by my ears' i would beat the living shit out of you, cunt.
@MrMaralisa do you have a fetish for little boys? I can find no other reason why you ignore the fact that i am female. Instead you insist i am a little boy and that you would like to pull me by my 'weenie' ....And voluptuous does not mean the opposite of prude in any way just for your information. p.s. my ears are always in peace around your prudish remarks. AND, if you respond to this, it's proof you are an OLD PRUDE PEDOPHILE WHO ENJOYS PULLING ON LITTLE BOYS COCKS. LOSER.
@PahubianInfluence666 : I have a fetish for little SNOTTY boys like you! - Big mouth, still no pubic hair! - I'd like to teach them a lesson they'll never forget in their entire life.
I'm a voluptuous young lady with a taste for the bizarre. Like the pipsqueak in your panties.
And you ARE a boy because cute little girlies never ever will beat the shit out of my cute little ass. That's a boyish snotty bigmouth thing.
@MrMaralisa i think the most ammusing thing in this (minus all the pedophilic remarks, and the fact you want me sooo bad to be a boy, when in fact i am not) is that you live in some weird little bubble where you think you know everything that about everyone. I find it quite hilarious, really. You're easy to fuck with you know that?
@MrMaralisa what world do you live in? dont pretend to know how 'girls' and 'boys' act or think. You're obviously a very ignorant person, and for that reason i will end our little conversation, it's no longer worth it. have a nice day. btw, i said i was a girl, i never said i was nice, & i never said i was little. Expand your mind a little and do a little research on countries outside your own. Your society and church have molded you well, unfortunately they're both full of shit
@blcdfblcdf lmao how did I GET TROLLED? i think you have to care first off to get trolled. obviously they were doing it to cause drama, and i had fun fucking with them. What's up with the stupid internet terminology anyway? 'you got trolled'? lmao whatever you say dude. you ARE a troll...
the dad of donnie was decent. This script was very weak, imho, though. that teacher looked quite bitchy and this sums up most of the american school system (sorta).
@eragonarya225 Actually, Iowa tests are end of the year tests that are taken by homeschoolers and those enrolled in private schools. It's pretty much like the West test in the public school.
@2degucitas, there are still some religious undertones. i was always under the impression that it was a catholic school, because of the uniforms and whatnot. but i could be wrong
The french voice of Mrs Farmer is actually way better than the real one. In french, she sounds like an old bitch whereas she sounds quite sweet in the real....
@Bunnyquazel Must listen to it in french, which I speak. She reminds me of all these stuck up, repressed christian ladies I go to church with. These kinds of videos were common in the 80's and 90's, put out by christian organizations. I think the screenwriter meant to target christians, but felt they would be offended, so he made it non-religious.
@luleymoon Yeah one of Seth Rogens first movie scenes, I mean not first, but it was pretty early on in his career, shocked me too when I found out lol
i wish my dad was mr. darko, if i told my teacher's to shove their lifline excercise cards into their asses, my dad would lock me in my room for the rest of my life
The funniest thing is, don't they later find out that the guy that did these videos (Patrick Swayze's character) had like a rape dungeon in his basement filled with child pornography when Donnie sets his house on fire while sleepwalking?
This movie was so fucking great on so many levels. Shame S. Darko was such a piece of cash-in crap.
@GenerationParadigm most things are about morality. i suppose the whole thing is bullshit because it was just made for a movie. when she says fear or love it doesnt make sense because you're not allowed to simplify things but because it doesnt say to whom the fear is from or the love is from. you don't just have a general fear of everything. thats why i said if fear means wrong and love means right then obviously his answer was bullshit.
@GenerationParadigm i get the point was life isn't simple and here the school boy is teaching the teacher rebelling on his own. right but know one knows it. anyway if you're so certain of the point why don't you tel me it.
i dont know about fear and love but if fear and love mean right and wrong then quite clearly it is wrong to steal someone's money so darko's an idiot. thats why this profound meaning bs annoys me.
Dividing life in two,as "da teacha" did was the action of narrow minded,Oprah worshiping,life wasting person...Donnie is an example of how kids,especially normal kids,who are considered abnormal through their "normal" behavior,beat the system through some well placed words...oh and i guess Donnie felt disturbed by the whole Ling Ling shemale thing too...
when i saw this film, i became very very sad because donnie is exactly how i feel about everything and im like donnie but i dont know a person that is like donnie D:
@Defyinghumanity Go to a Dharma Talk please it will help you. If you don't your probably gonna kill youself. I hate people like you always depressed and ONLY look at the darker side, and has to make everything difficult. Just do it; there is a reason why Nike has that slogo.
Hate to break it to you, but you kind of just disproved your point. "You're probably gonna kill yourself" isn't really too uplifting is it?
Also, isn't the basic idea of Dharma to be open minded and free spirited? You might want to try to open your mind a little and see through the eyes of others.
I am not in support of pessimism, I am just disappointed at the state of the world. I believe in God and the afterlife and am not going to ruin that by suicide.
@SarcasticGenius it's great because of all the prejudices that they use and abuse in this movie. it's probably what makes donnie such a relatable character, he is lost because he doesn't fit there, in that society, or in those two categories.
I love the name they picked for a drawing on some asian kid. such a generic and stupid name :)
@agentveliki it's Iowa. As in, "Let's just preface this by saying that your Iowa test scores are.... intimidating." That's the only state or location I ever heard about in the movie. To me, though, it looks like the East Shore of Virginia.
@Noobssuckass300 it's an after school activity jesus christ did none of you who answered this guy not even watch this movie? he gets banned from after school activity because of his actions...
this is my favourite scene too. when i first watched the film i reacted exactly like donnie did, gahh i hate teachers like this. like there way is the ONLY way and everyone else is wrong and stupid if you question it. blehh so annoyingly ignorant.
a great scene in a great movie. the way he explains life to a teacher..he teaches, he does not study. i love his role, what Donnie represents in this movie. he is basically the only NORMAL person in the movie...and he is considered insane. beautiful.
@agentveliki Absolutely agree! Jake has managed to transfer to the spectator character of the hero very correctly! I looked and was surprised... I sensed such inexplicable emotions (I know only that positive)... Madly it is pleasant to me both a film and Jack in a leading role!
Awesome.
BlushingMocha741 1 week ago
this was such a good movie! loved it!
guitarherolegend55 1 week ago
Seth Rogan
RResistance 1 week ago
I hate this mrs. Farmer teacher. She kindda remind me a few others i have in school, theres always a teacher with the attitude. So kindda hate her to.
dundiex 2 weeks ago
0:38 Seth Rogen between the fat chick and the other dude :P
chubbymosher700 3 weeks ago
The Dad Laughs, Donnie Is Smiling, And The Mom Is Like 'I Dont Give A Fuck!'
Oreo487 3 weeks ago
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nutcaseginger 3 weeks ago
I like the one when he's like no I don't think about fucking my family that's gross
Pezz2244 3 weeks ago
"To forcably insert it to my anus"??
Does this mean hes said to her: "Ram it up your arse!!"??
OH MY GREAT LORD!!
MrMaralisa 4 weeks ago
@MrMaralisa shove it up her ass...
PahubianInfluence666 3 weeks ago
@PahubianInfluence666 : Please! - I'm a lady, I got my standards!
How could you...
MrMaralisa 3 weeks ago
@MrMaralisa I'm a woman as well, so what, get over it.
PahubianInfluence666 3 weeks ago
@PahubianInfluence666 : You'll never be a lady, don't try to trick me. I know life.
MrMaralisa 3 weeks ago
@MrMaralisa LMAO im glad society has molded you so well. maybe you should be living in the 30's, PRUDE BITCH.
PahubianInfluence666 3 weeks ago
@PahubianInfluence666 : I'll pull you by your ears, you snotty boy!!
It's obvious you mix things a little; - I'm not necessarily prude just because I have manners. I even can be voluptuous.
MrMaralisa 3 weeks ago
@MrMaralisa haha first off im not a boy. And yeah, you are a prude. Accept it. Also, voluptuous and prude have completely different meanings, so im not sure what you were getting at there. Either way, if you dont like the movie or the lines in the movie , dont watch it, and certainly dont look up scenes from it on youtube.
p.s. if you ever tried to 'pull me by my ears' i would beat the living shit out of you, cunt.
PahubianInfluence666 3 weeks ago
@PahubianInfluence666 : No one else could act and comment like you do. Clearly the behavior of an immature little boy.
Did I ever say I dislike the movie? - No. Your interpretation and totally wrong. Proof that you're a little schoolboy.
Voluptuous is kinda the contrary of prude. I meant it that way, little pooper.
Ok, I'll leave your ears in peace. I'll pull you by your tiny weenie instead, with the tweezers. And then believe me will your ass be mine!
So bugger off now!!!
MrMaralisa 2 weeks ago
@MrMaralisa do you have a fetish for little boys? I can find no other reason why you ignore the fact that i am female. Instead you insist i am a little boy and that you would like to pull me by my 'weenie' ....And voluptuous does not mean the opposite of prude in any way just for your information. p.s. my ears are always in peace around your prudish remarks. AND, if you respond to this, it's proof you are an OLD PRUDE PEDOPHILE WHO ENJOYS PULLING ON LITTLE BOYS COCKS. LOSER.
PahubianInfluence666 2 weeks ago
@PahubianInfluence666 . You're stupid, little cunt!
MrMaralisa 2 weeks ago
@MrMaralisa niiiice, thanks for confiming. LMAO
PahubianInfluence666 2 weeks ago
@PahubianInfluence666 : Thanks for confirming finally. Took a great while though...
MrMaralisa 2 weeks ago
@PahubianInfluence666 : I have a fetish for little SNOTTY boys like you! - Big mouth, still no pubic hair! - I'd like to teach them a lesson they'll never forget in their entire life.
I'm a voluptuous young lady with a taste for the bizarre. Like the pipsqueak in your panties.
And you ARE a boy because cute little girlies never ever will beat the shit out of my cute little ass. That's a boyish snotty bigmouth thing.
MrMaralisa 2 weeks ago
@MrMaralisa i think the most ammusing thing in this (minus all the pedophilic remarks, and the fact you want me sooo bad to be a boy, when in fact i am not) is that you live in some weird little bubble where you think you know everything that about everyone. I find it quite hilarious, really. You're easy to fuck with you know that?
PahubianInfluence666 2 weeks ago
@PahubianInfluence666 : They way you comment is a distinctive boyish one. You betray yourself.
Cute little girls don't say words like "fuck". This is for little boys who desperately wanna be adult and big and strong.
MrMaralisa 2 weeks ago
@MrMaralisa what world do you live in? dont pretend to know how 'girls' and 'boys' act or think. You're obviously a very ignorant person, and for that reason i will end our little conversation, it's no longer worth it. have a nice day. btw, i said i was a girl, i never said i was nice, & i never said i was little. Expand your mind a little and do a little research on countries outside your own. Your society and church have molded you well, unfortunately they're both full of shit
PahubianInfluence666 2 weeks ago
@PahubianInfluence666 DUDE you got trolled, really badly. Son, I am disappoint.
blcdfblcdf 1 week ago
@blcdfblcdf lmao how did I GET TROLLED? i think you have to care first off to get trolled. obviously they were doing it to cause drama, and i had fun fucking with them. What's up with the stupid internet terminology anyway? 'you got trolled'? lmao whatever you say dude. you ARE a troll...
PahubianInfluence666 1 week ago
@PahubianInfluence666 nyah nyah you careeeeee
blcdfblcdf 6 days ago
This and the "What's a fuckass?" are my favorite parts.
somewookiee 4 weeks ago
surprised me so bad when it turned out she was standing there
bizonmaciej 4 weeks ago
Best. Dad. Ever.
Sulpine01 1 month ago
fucking hell he is so hot.
SweetChick10101 1 month ago 4
bitch deserved it.
AnjaANDTessa 1 month ago
Shuv it up ya ass !!!
IamNick2k11 1 month ago
the dad of donnie was decent. This script was very weak, imho, though. that teacher looked quite bitchy and this sums up most of the american school system (sorta).
johntkucz 1 month ago
Holy shit! lolz too funny!
sarahbelle70 1 month ago
ayynaas
ILLZUKUNT 1 month ago
@eragonarya225 Actually, Iowa tests are end of the year tests that are taken by homeschoolers and those enrolled in private schools. It's pretty much like the West test in the public school.
ChloeEvermore 1 month ago
Lol the dad cracked me up heheh
sharynrenee 1 month ago
Yeah!!!
Stick it up but !!!!!!!!
MICKEYISLOWD 1 month ago
the dad just laughs in every situation classic
TheTier11 1 month ago
I love his grin at the end :3
lovetohate12 1 month ago
@ihatealigators
Well if you don't like my comment your going to get a zero for the day.
TheSmaych 2 months ago 10
@TheSmaych You can forcibly insert your comment into your anus
DaTimeMeddler 3 days ago
You can't just like or dislike this video. How could you possibly force this into those two simple categories.
TheSmaych 2 months ago
@TheSmaych I was going to 'Like' your comment, but it wouldn't have accurately described the full spectrum of emotion I felt while reading it.
ihatealigators 2 months ago
oh my god that cough just makes me lose my shit! XD
DementiaNyx 2 months ago
Look at the like/dislike bar!!! We have two inefficient teachers out there! :P
ShadowDreadblade 2 months ago
@2degucitas, there are still some religious undertones. i was always under the impression that it was a catholic school, because of the uniforms and whatnot. but i could be wrong
mangorobot 2 months ago
i clicked on the video so i could comment "No the best scene by far is when Donnie argues with the teacher about the lifeline"
iloathbirdsss 2 months ago 3
haha seth rogen
majafaja999 2 months ago
gotta love his dad
MrMushroom123 2 months ago
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MrMushroom123 2 months ago
just place the X just in the middle of the line and THINK that part with the anus xD
zzper 3 months ago
That IS the best part xD
ClockBroken1234 3 months ago
I love the dad.
Lby54229 3 months ago
Gotta love how his dads trying not to laff XD
saiorgirl8 3 months ago 2
The french voice of Mrs Farmer is actually way better than the real one. In french, she sounds like an old bitch whereas she sounds quite sweet in the real....
Bunnyquazel 3 months ago
@Bunnyquazel Must listen to it in french, which I speak. She reminds me of all these stuck up, repressed christian ladies I go to church with. These kinds of videos were common in the 80's and 90's, put out by christian organizations. I think the screenwriter meant to target christians, but felt they would be offended, so he made it non-religious.
2degucitas 3 months ago
That is the best dad ever.
RYANL22 3 months ago 5
IS THAT SETH ROGAN?!!!!!!!!!!!
luleymoon 4 months ago 4
@luleymoon Yeah one of Seth Rogens first movie scenes, I mean not first, but it was pretty early on in his career, shocked me too when I found out lol
Saantiks 3 months ago 2
Okay...but you're not listening to me..
:D
starker5 4 months ago
i wish my dad was mr. darko, if i told my teacher's to shove their lifline excercise cards into their asses, my dad would lock me in my room for the rest of my life
hersheykiss3659 4 months ago
gotta fucking love his dad
conanedogawa3 4 months ago 28
uhmmm mrs. farmer you can go shove that book up your ass
MultiAssassin 4 months ago
The funniest thing is, don't they later find out that the guy that did these videos (Patrick Swayze's character) had like a rape dungeon in his basement filled with child pornography when Donnie sets his house on fire while sleepwalking?
This movie was so fucking great on so many levels. Shame S. Darko was such a piece of cash-in crap.
Effedup 4 months ago
@Effedup
Not only that but Donnie finds a wallet with money on a street that belongs to that child pornographer.
job489 4 months ago
@job489 Now, that's interesting, I have to rewatch the movie someday.
DIOGYK3D 4 months ago
@DIOGYK3D
That scene may have been in the Director's Cut of the film only...not sure.
job489 4 months ago
@GenerationParadigm most things are about morality. i suppose the whole thing is bullshit because it was just made for a movie. when she says fear or love it doesnt make sense because you're not allowed to simplify things but because it doesnt say to whom the fear is from or the love is from. you don't just have a general fear of everything. thats why i said if fear means wrong and love means right then obviously his answer was bullshit.
TheStfu1000 5 months ago
@GenerationParadigm i get the point was life isn't simple and here the school boy is teaching the teacher rebelling on his own. right but know one knows it. anyway if you're so certain of the point why don't you tel me it.
TheStfu1000 5 months ago
i dont know about fear and love but if fear and love mean right and wrong then quite clearly it is wrong to steal someone's money so darko's an idiot. thats why this profound meaning bs annoys me.
TheStfu1000 5 months ago
Dividing life in two,as "da teacha" did was the action of narrow minded,Oprah worshiping,life wasting person...Donnie is an example of how kids,especially normal kids,who are considered abnormal through their "normal" behavior,beat the system through some well placed words...oh and i guess Donnie felt disturbed by the whole Ling Ling shemale thing too...
horiapopescu1 5 months ago
0:36 thumbs up for seth rogen ;)
StarsksyHype 5 months ago
o:36 thumbs up for seth rogen ;)
StarsksyHype 5 months ago
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she was such a bitch
Tbagurdrumset94 6 months ago
What's the point of living....if you don't have a dick?!
sSupernaturalholic 6 months ago
Ling Ling looks like a man.
democrat10 6 months ago
@dBeauch92 hahahaha nice one! :D
agentveliki 6 months ago 7
PREACH, DONNIE, PREACH. xD
PsychoticallyCute 8 months ago
Another really funny scene, is when the one girl asks the other ," what's feces?" And the other answers, "Baby mice"
"Aww", exclaims the girl who asked
44prot 9 months ago
Luv this scene
44prot 9 months ago
when i saw this film, i became very very sad because donnie is exactly how i feel about everything and im like donnie but i dont know a person that is like donnie D:
FuckingFreak555 9 months ago
when i saw this film, i became very very sad because this film is exactly how i feel about everything but i dont know a person that is like donnie D:
FuckingFreak555 9 months ago
this movie is exactly how I feel about everything.
Defyinghumanity 10 months ago 124
@Defyinghumanity basically why chose this part..relatable..
agentveliki 10 months ago 18
@Defyinghumanity thats gotta suck dude
nappa666 2 months ago
@Defyinghumanity Go to a Dharma Talk please it will help you. If you don't your probably gonna kill youself. I hate people like you always depressed and ONLY look at the darker side, and has to make everything difficult. Just do it; there is a reason why Nike has that slogo.
Agomongo1235 1 month ago
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Defyinghumanity 1 month ago
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Hate to break it to you, but you kind of just disproved your point. "You're probably gonna kill yourself" isn't really too uplifting is it?
Also, isn't the basic idea of Dharma to be open minded and free spirited? You might want to try to open your mind a little and see through the eyes of others.
I am not in support of pessimism, I am just disappointed at the state of the world. I believe in God and the afterlife and am not going to ruin that by suicide.
Thank you for your concern, though!
Defyinghumanity 1 month ago
@Defyinghumanity Yes i see my self in this, this is why i got many problems on school tbh.
squittyfish 1 month ago
Hahahahaha. I love this scene.
missy903 1 year ago
he is so fucking hot
omgitsava 1 year ago 4
@omgitsava Agreed!
AprilHarvee1 1 year ago
i miss the roles jake gyllenhaal used to play
blackpanther652 1 year ago 3
The name Ling Ling just cracks me up.
SarcasticGenius 1 year ago 34
@SarcasticGenius it's great because of all the prejudices that they use and abuse in this movie. it's probably what makes donnie such a relatable character, he is lost because he doesn't fit there, in that society, or in those two categories.
I love the name they picked for a drawing on some asian kid. such a generic and stupid name :)
agentveliki 1 year ago 18
@agentveliki is he in like special ed or something? cuz the classroom is pretty small.
Noobssuckass300 1 year ago
@Noobssuckass300 I guess it's just a small school in a small NJ community
agentveliki 1 year ago
@agentveliki it's Iowa. As in, "Let's just preface this by saying that your Iowa test scores are.... intimidating." That's the only state or location I ever heard about in the movie. To me, though, it looks like the East Shore of Virginia.
eragonarya225 1 month ago
@Noobssuckass300
It's a gym class. Donnie's sister states that later in the movie. They go to a private Catholic school as well.
ArchiPepper 1 year ago
@Noobssuckass300 it's an after school activity jesus christ did none of you who answered this guy not even watch this movie? he gets banned from after school activity because of his actions...
imafiringmahlazer212 1 year ago
@Noobssuckass300 it's some after school activity.
JohnBigOz 7 months ago
@Noobssuckass300 CHUT UP!!!
crypto6496 4 months ago
@crypto6496 Go away virgin.
Noobssuckass300 4 months ago
this is the only movie where i have ever really cared about the hero
IrishLegend26 1 year ago 8
@IrishLegend26 certainly makes you feel like that
agentveliki 1 year ago
2deep4theteacher
jasonslave123 1 year ago
BEST SCENE EVER
LOVE DONNIE DARKO!!!!!!!!
jako023 1 year ago
The cough his dad does is what makes this scene hilarious.
CRyan881 1 year ago 155
@CRyan881 it's excellent :D
agentveliki 1 year ago
HE IS SO RIGHT!
prettypenguin27 1 year ago
chut up got it right
rocksoliddude1 1 year ago
anus lol
anonymous1101101 1 year ago
I love how the dad starts laughing. I about lost it at that part I swear. That teacher is such a bitch God I hate her in this movie
TheBheros 1 year ago
@TheBheros
That pretty much means the lady is a great actress
malikpa83 1 year ago
i want to meat this guy, i like odd :)
yttihp11 1 year ago
Is it bad that people say me and donnie are alike? cause i consider it a privalage
jimplanter 1 year ago
Thumbs Up If You Will Buy This Movie Just To HEar Chut Up?
SinisterAlex007 1 year ago
haha his dad thinks it's funny
easycheese420 1 year ago
this is my favourite scene too. when i first watched the film i reacted exactly like donnie did, gahh i hate teachers like this. like there way is the ONLY way and everyone else is wrong and stupid if you question it. blehh so annoyingly ignorant.
HarrySayYouLoveMe 1 year ago
BEST MOVIE EVER!
donniedarkoooooo 1 year ago
I think this scene one of the most important reasonings in a film! He so correctly speaks about a life!
nico18f 2 years ago 7
a great scene in a great movie. the way he explains life to a teacher..he teaches, he does not study. i love his role, what Donnie represents in this movie. he is basically the only NORMAL person in the movie...and he is considered insane. beautiful.
agentveliki 2 years ago 107
@agentveliki Absolutely agree! Jake has managed to transfer to the spectator character of the hero very correctly! I looked and was surprised... I sensed such inexplicable emotions (I know only that positive)... Madly it is pleasant to me both a film and Jack in a leading role!
nico18f 2 years ago
@agentveliki your missing the point.
who is to say what is normal and what is insane..
wildbalex 1 year ago
@agentveliki He is a wolf among the sheep.
TheSquigz 9 months ago
@agentveliki
What about his physics teacher?
lobbotekka2019 4 months ago
shut up i will suck your cock
santi45 1 year ago
@santi45 Wow, trollfail much?
SlapPopStacy 1 year ago
where's the scene where they are making out and the fat guy is just watching?
unforgivenheadshot 2 years ago