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  • TUSHÉ!!

  • How to get thumbsdowned on youtube in 3 easy steps

  • good one

    

  • real talk

  • @ThePaulMa Notice how you said real talk when your watching the video dip shit

  • Watching this video*forever alone

  • no it's have a job, money, and over 300k bank account always works!

  • I'm 15 and my girlfriend is 12 her parents are fine with it, I just hate over reactive parents that are scared to be a little layed back and actually trust their own kid. Wer christians, no sex till wedlock

  • @spider9243 No offence but can you get girls our own age or atleast just 1 year below, if you were at my school you would be classed as a paedo jus sayin

  • 1. looks

    2. cash

    3. humor.

    Sometimes, all you need is 2.

  • roses are red

    violets are blue

    choke on my dick

    swallow my goo

  • i thought i would learn to get a girlfriend

  • Roses are red,

    Violets are blue,

    If you refuse me,

    I'll kill you...;)

  • I am anti social.

    Problem?

  • Whoever posted this video is a jackass

  • Wow thanks dude this video actually got me some pussy :D hahah

  • @TheSodaking23 Yet you watched this too

  • Lol y'all people are desperate

  • I always use the pick up line "Roses are red, violets are blue... I have a gun, get in the van"

  • Be like me I am only in year 8 And I gave this hot girl I like $30

  • 1): Put a Gun to her head, and say if u don't be my girlfriend, well i kill u bitch!

    yer forget 2, and 3, 1 is good enough...

  • The 3rd one made me cry

  • 1: have money

    2: have money

    3: have money

  • Disregard Females, Acquire Currency

  • Never take advises from women, lolz...

  • 1:turn gay.....

  • step 1. focus on making money and raising your overall social status (material, symbolic, etc).

    step 2. learn to eat and exercise properly so you look your best naked, and learn how to dress well (you need the money to buy good nice clothes, shoes, etc).

    step 3. go for younger girls that are yet to reach your levels of income, status, etc. girls your age are the enemy. avoid them at all costs.

    step 4. be ready for an eventual heartbreak.

    cheers bros.

  • Obama girl is a nasty coalburning bitch. She has HIV.

  • HA HA HA FUNNY I LIKE BUT ITS LOST ON ME I HAVE A GF AND I DIDNT NEED THE NET JUST A LIL COURAGE AND SORTED!

  • Hahahahahaha! Funny as fuck!

  • if you don't want us to seem despereate, then don't post a damn video on how to.. if this was a joke.. or suppose to be.. then you need to learn how to joke better..

  • Just one thing. Don't listen to Panic at the disco or whatever the fucks in this video

  • Do a vid on how to avoid being in comitted relationships. After a plow a broad one or two times, she gets clingy. I don't want to hurt her feelings, so I end up having like 8 gf's at all times. Help.

  • Getting a woman does not require logic as history has shown as well.

  • Awesome.

  • 1) be a dugebag

    2) treat them like shit

    3) leave them pregnant and gone

    that's what girls want 

  • @redviewstudio Nah you've got it backward. This is how you get a girlfriend

    1) Start murdering innocent women by strangling them, raping them and leaving their bodies in the woods.

    2) Elude police and kill as many women as you can until you get caught.

    3) Get arrested and confess to the killings.

    Instant girlfriend or wife....It worked for Ted Bundy and Richard Ramirez!

  • LMFAO AT STEP 3

  • you fucking asshole

    No. 3 is GO UP AND SAY HI!!!!!!!!!!!! OR ASK HER TO DANCE

  • @littlejacobhughes Thats the same as me, this year it is slowly changin...

  • she got a herpe hidden on her lip HAHAHA

  • "don't be so desperate" when you've spent your entire life without a single girl ever being remotely attracted or interested in you... yeah you kinda become desperate.

  • look no one really knows the secrets except for through experience or looking it up. All girls have to is be a slut like you, and all guys do is be cocky duchebags, and girls like confidence. To actually learn how to get something that matters going, its ok to look for help. BTW, I was just browsing the web, bitch

  • @86JTom - Well said indeed :D

  • Trolling hard

  • the words you speak are a window to your own soul.

  • 1. Steal underwear

    2. ????

    3. Profit

  • So, what you're saying is that if I follow these steps, I can date Obamagirl? :D

  • Lol

  • nice lightsaber wait thats ur dislike bar

  • How to get girls..

    1) Be an "alpha male" and a leader (make decisions, be confident etc.)

    2) Demonstrate higher value (there are ways to do this)

    Example, if you meet 2 people and you find out one guy is a bus driver and the other is the owner of a nightclub .. who do you respect more?

    Everyone wants to align themselves with high status people and you need to convey this.

    I'd recommend..

    MackMethods. com (to figure out the "type" of girl you're dealing with)

    The Game by Neil Strauss

    Boom.

  • @MMArtist99 Respect Bus Driver he gets people home safely. Night Club owner sell liquor customers get drunk and they might not make it home.

  • haha, awesome vid! ..how did i get here?

  • @HKNSOUNDTRACKS yea i like skyrim and all, but that was way to fucking random, an arrow to the knee joke may have made more sense, because everyone on youtube puts that on every fucking video!

  • lol step 3 was like exactly what i put in search

  • How to get a girlfriend:

    1. Get rich.

    2. Profit???

  • thank for the advice, it help me alot

  • hater bitch

  • 1) go to whiterun

    2) go to the market & search ysolda

    3) propose her

    (yeah i'm a loser)

  • @HKNSOUNDTRACKS Hell yeah! :)

    

  • step 1 hit puberty!

  • Whatt if you sleep with alot of girls and are afraid of commitment but feel you need someone to feel a void? This is Shit

  • Wats the song name

  • hold on hold on. im not desperate im not desperate. wtf?

  • Whoever put this vid up is a jackinthebox....oh sorry ********

  • song?

  • If all else fails, rape is an option. Like this orange bitch.

  • @SnakePlissken57 I tried this and it didn't end up well..

  • 1) Get abs

    2) Learn how to handle flocks of bitches

    3) Insert penis in each

  • 1) rape her

    2) kill her

    3) throw her in a ditch

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  • @iiwuybyk11 This is Garbage. I want to apologize. why would you post something wrong and depressing and share with us? how can you be a better person? iiwuybyk11 you need to search your soul if your not happy learn to become happy. don't pass this off as it means nothing for if your words mean nothing then you mean nothing.

  • @iiwuybyk11 ALLL OF THE OBOVE!!!

  • @iiwuybyk11 you forgot the hang her on a meethook part

  • @iiwuybyk11 LOL

  • @iiwuybyk11 you made my year!!!!! best comment ever!

  • @iiwuybyk11 anyone knows a good site for mysoginists to hang out? cheers.

  • @iiwuybyk11

    86jtom suck my dick faget

  • @iiwuybyk11 ROFL

  • @iiwuybyk11 im only 15 so how about yall chill the fuck about

  • !1) Knock her out with club

    2) Drag away by hair.

  • 1). Show her your cash.

    2). Show her how many cash you have!!

    3). PAY FOR HER ASS!!!

  • 1) avoid women generally

    2) use escorts

    3) focus on more important things in life

  • @frogtastic1000 Agree 100%. It is money well spent with an escort. Much better than with a dumb bitch that wants to milk you for your money and knowledge and move onto the next target. This is what the majority of women do and it's better avoided altogether.

  • @Lrdvltr regular girls are basically escorts that make it extremely complicated to get to the sex part. straightforward escorts make life better by simplifying the process of getting laid (rules are set and standardized, expectations are explicitly discussed beforehand, it is much faster and predictive as well). It is a shame that some countries make escorts illegal, it goes against all common sense known to man.

  • @mostrolopo Completely agreed. A wise man told me once, treat a lady like a whore and a whore like a lady. If a girl/woman truly likes you, she won't play games and squander your time because she won't want to lose you. There's no rush to "make an effort" with women, women take advantage of guys that go on dates for sex.

  • @frogtastic1000 finally someone who agrees with me ... best comment ever!

  • 1) get a gun and a van

    2) find a girl

    3) should there really be a step 3 -_-?

  • 1) be wierd, funny, make weird faces

    2) she'll get flirty, TICKLE HER AND GET INSANE!!

    3) repeat 1and 2

  • 1. walk up and say hi

    2. cup her right butt cheek and gentley sqeeze

    3. shake butt cheek vigerisly

    4............

  • bitch ass

  • ruido

  • All i did was say wanna meet up then it happenend like every week then we kissed that simple

  • This video turned me gay...

  • Say Ur crushes name 15 times post ruido to two other vídeos and look at Ur gabe

  • THAT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY .

  • im going to report this video and laugh while doing so

  • how to be an idiot in one easy step:... post a stupid vid like this

  • NIGGA FUCK YOU!

  • What do you do if the girl you like starts to go out with your best friend? I'm so confused. 

  • to late i broke step 3

  • Name of the song?

  • Dumb Shit... I bet you a girl posted this...

  • Dumb, stupid shit.... I bet you a girl posted this... LOL

  • WTF is it really that hard to get a girl? Come on talk to a girl if she smiles or looks you in your eyes a bit sexy then there you go!not that hard

  • Girlfriend, never,go for causal, and do not let the woman domesticate you, because once then do, then you lose the edge.

  • How to be like you

    1 Be a douche

    2. Give false information

    3.not have anybody for your own

  • @BeyForce2121 I agree on that. Should be on wikipedia because it's a fact.

  • #4. Learn how to perform oral sex on a woman and do it well, as once you have the girlfriend you will need to do this often, and do it well, to keep her!

  • Thus is one if those ftw videos

  • If You Have Money Everything Is Fiine

  • @mbcarif --Very true; if a quality woman is looking to raise a family she wants to know that she can feed and house them with minimal worry, and thats why husbands were once called "providers", and if you cant provide...

  • I did not really care for this video but the music sure was great!

  • Step one: Put a gun to her head

  • thank you captain obvious

  • nice red light saber, might wanna consider that on the next vid.

  • I have a bf! It was so funny cuz I remember our "asking out" words!

    Bf-hey

    Gf-hi

    Bf-do u wanna go out?

    Gf-sure!!

  • Thanks BillTheTrainer but this guy's a BITCH

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  • whats the name of the song

  • asshol...

    

  • I've already got lots of girlfriends here on the internet

  • Say your crushes name15x

    Post in 2 videos

    Look at ur hand

  • Fuck I failed every step... I feel set up.

  • 1) touch her boobs

    2) run like hell

    3) repeat step 1

  • @machinaking roflllllllll ahahhahahah no no no...no fucking no...i saw this once from a friend of mine and i almost died from laughing....the woman...kinda knew what my friend was up to...so when he went close to her before even he do that...the woman slaped his face so fucking hard....and kicked his balls....letting him on street almost dead hahhaha....and guess what...the woman was hot as hell and i had talked with her by chance 3 days earlier haahahahahah ^_^

  • @AdminTheKing Hey, most of these Users don't find these advices helpful, really. So, we just make our situation the best we can do. I did find the story funny.

  • @machinaking Until you see blue flashing lights.... then keep doing step 3 until you dont see them, then go back to step 1

  • @machinaking no its

    1) touch her boobs

    2) when she goes to slap you high five her

    3) THEN run like hell

    4)< (optional) repeat all steps

  • Ok this is how to get a girl: go up to a girl.

    Say "if u dont wanna fuck than fuck off " feel free to take that quote

  • My method gets me girlfriends in 1 step - be rich.

  • 1. Get her to a walk and then into your house.

    2. Turn on your dick.

    3. Do the service.

  • this was a related video when i was looking at The Fonz, so i didnt look it up. but seriously buddy, u think its fair to say you need to take the first 2 steps because you were sad enough to make the fucking video you bellend hahahahahahaha

  • 4. Be attractive

    5. Don't be unattractive.

  • yeah, right. more like have money and be an asshole, like the top comment said. that's pretty much all I see nowadays. girls don't give the nice guys a chance. fucked up world.