Zelda CD-I: Wand of Gamelon

[Tulljfette]

0:37 worst transition of the century

[ElBarto3131]

Our shit sails in the morning.

[fnord3125]

Make sure link says a lot of Zelda stuff! Octoroks and dodongos! Yeah! That's the ticket! then people will really know it's a Zelda game!

[Be4urGone4Ever]

I like mute Link better. -_-

[username21452]

I quite literally cried watching this,

[randomcatzification]

I have this game

[973terminator]

not going to lie, that was pretty painful.

[goldengirlsben]

@973terminator lol

[tmanran]

I could have made a higher quality cartoon in Microsoft Paint...

[dazzsheil]

Shows how much the Triforce of Wisdom knows.......

[gabyhds]

What the hell was thinking the people who made this?

[vollmain13]

This is so awful

[koopakidshyguy]

Jeez, you're all so insensitive, can't you see they're just providing sign language for the hearing impaired!?!

[sveisleif]

This should be erased from history!!!

[SergeSniper]

So this is where all that YTP videos came from...

[satoshi66]

That was painful

[GiantPurpleCat]

I have no idea what just happened.

Hmm, I wonder what's for dinner?

[derkekszocker]

WTF???



[looker999997]

I can't wait to eat some CUM! It is written, only Link can get HEAD! *random rave party*

- Some 2007 Youtube Poop, I'm sure

[ATrolliAmNot]

why did I have a boner while watching this?

[FangSylux]

@ATrolliAmNot Yes, why did you have a boner while watching this?

[ATrolliAmNot]

@FangSylux mah boi, i do many strange things.

[kniti27x]

Watch a let's play insted of this xD

[NYG4LIFE123]

The King sounds familiar....is that....no it can't be....Tom Servo?!?!

[GoHardMang]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahaha

[TheDdavidd69]

shit



[CCrockyourass]

It is written, only the PINGAS can defeat THE KING.

[mibone71]

most of you already know this, but dugonklet is the tratior. you know, "please! yyour unnipitence! have mercy!" that is one of his quotes

[linuslillen01]

This is what you get when you do animations with MS Paint.

[carlos111897]

Sipping you'll just pop to the shop and get the triforce of wisdom or what. :S

[CorRomeister]

cocaine is one hell of a drug

[ninjaxsam]

I love in the interview, where Miyamoto, is talking about in Spirit tracks, how it is the first game Princess Zelda will be "Playable/Semi palyable" in a non Super Smash Brothers game. and a questioner in the crowd goes "What about the Zelda CD-I games?" and Miyamoto smiles and goes " The what?"

[goofyextra]

The King's epic answer to life: DINNER

[Crimson2499]

Impa is suppose to be a young woman

[Superduperhog]

What is this, a game made for the hearing impaired. No offense.

[extremelymediocre]

I... I don't know where to start.

[TheNeonugget]

The king seems to alternate between "gangsta" body-language and attempts at what he believes to be sign language. lmao.

[CthulhuSnack]

The way they move and shift in and out makes me feel so weird; my consciousness hurts while watching this.

[CoolToobmovie]

(cont.) Noodles arms return. Also, why is Link so happy about murder? Secondly, why only Dodongos? What does he have against them so badly? Why did he explode? Did he not get to the Dodongos in time? Serves him right. Heartless bastard. Last question, why does this exist?

[CoolToobmovie]

(cont.) Why is Link pretending to be Goku? What early 90's dance is Zelda practicing at 0:42 . Is she wiping away tears or is that part of the dance? I think it's the latter because she's not crying and who the hell wipes tears away like that? OH DEAR GOD IMPA IS HUGE! KILL IT WITH FIRE! Link, we liked you better when you were silent. Shut up. Why are your arms noodles? And why do you have disappearing abs at 0:50 ? OH DEAR GOD, YOUR HAIR ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO DO THAT!

[CoolToobmovie]

Things that don't settle well with me: The King appears to be flying back and forth across the room repeatedly. Everyone seems to be growing, shrinking, morphing, etc. The King's air basketball dribble, followed by his gang sign at 0:17 . What the hell is Impa holding and how is she holding it? It can't be the triforce because that's obviously a pyramid. The King is obviously special needs (just look at his hands). Why bring up dinner? There's no time for that shit.

[transformersloverjon]

shiiiiiiiiiity

[ubercherubi]

"I can't wait to bomb some Dodongos!"

*explodes violently into the words "later still"*

RIP CD-I Link

You will be made fun of

[mitxelus]

I thought all these youtube parodies and ytpoops and whatever just took parts of the animation and made them seem retarded, but it's how the original actually is.

[Pikawil64]

In which of the three Zelda timelines is this game set?

[MrPlanetvideogame]

@Pikawil64 None, it's non-canon to all three timelines

[Pikawil64]

@MrPlanetvideogame

/watch?v=9jUjA5eJdpU

[Peeks24]

Oh cdi Link will you ever stop haunt my dreams

[MaxDeathKnighT]

The Triforce of Wisdom promises...? Stupid Triforce! It should be a politician

[soonieoonie]

This is why Link should never speak. Ever.

[Svaldek]

it's hard do believe this is an actual Zelda game

[MrFitzonic]

"I'll take the Triforce of Courage to protect me!"

...I don't think you understand how the Triforce works.

[sunnieheart1]

The animation is painful to watch...but it's hilariously bad

[GigaExile]

this is wat the Anti-Triforce of these unholy games must look like...

[MuggleSnuggles]

This is scaring me.

[duranls1]

Hyrule King: If you don't hear from me in a month...send Link!

Zelda: seriously?...if the king goes missing going to sent a green clothed kid instead of your whole army?

[ThatUtubeGuy48]

I wonder whats for dinner...? No seriously I just asked my mom.

[MrDarksword123]

Worst game ever, philips must have been high as hell when they made this...

[Fujimiya12]

The way that witch touched.. 'zelda' made me cringe...

[Fujimiya12]

ZOOM IN ZOOM OUT

[PhoenixShadows101]

What's with the Jedi mind trick gesture?

[akjk1212]

REMEMBER PEOPLE! BODY LANGUAGE IS SUPER IMPORTANT! YOU CAN NEVER OVER DO IT!

[linuslillen01]

this is the kind of animation you hear about in fairytales, the kind of animation they say could never excist!

[Quikquik98]

@linuslillen01 Oh it's not that bad... When compared to Dingo Pictures' movies.

[linuslillen01]

@Quikquik98 and for being made by four Russians, they are sure fun to look at.

[Dannypanify]

He'll just take the Triforce of Courage.

[MaxRideWizardLord]

Music name at the start of the video?

[LylatSASH]

I just realized that the original is even weirder than every CD-I Zelda Youtube Poop video I have seen xD

[thetrevornator101]

Who would even buy a game like this

[BlarkUntVhite]

god it is SO FUCKING WEIRD WATCHING THIS... after around 5 years of watching remixes and mashups of this clip along with countless others... hundreds of different styles and interperetations of the characters

[hannahlicious100]

why did the triforce of wisdom say the king would be all right and he wasn't?

[GeorgedIDK]

@hannahlicious100

It didn't really say that. Impa was just trying to get Zelda to shut the hell up.

[hannahlicious100]

@GeorgedIDK ooooooh ok now i understand

[hannahlicious100]

anyone else notice that the king is talking about his ship sailing in the morning and then randomly says "what's for dinner"? o.O

[0SUPER0DRAGON7]

WTF?

[KaizokuShojo]

Whoever animated this had no concept whatsoever about how people actually move. Even the most overdramatic people don't gesture THIS much.

This is just...the worst storytelling ever. XD And nothing's better than taking the triforce TO Ganon.

However...

I CAN'T WAIT TO BOMB SOME DODONGOES.

[AaronsGame]

@KaizokuShojo Lmfao!!! This game was so bad that its halerus the animation is a joke and some what reminds me of One Piece though I do love that show

[g3hcl101]

@KaizokuShojo It was animated by Russians.....no comment.

[MyDogIsYoshi]

@KaizokuShojo The other day I was in dodongo's cavern and when I saw them, I couldn't wait to bomb them. So I did.

[Yamamanama]

Was this animated by the people responsible for Worker and Parasite or something?

[MaxDeathKnighT]

@Yamamanama I think it was animated by the same guys that made that old Mortal Kombat animated movie :s

[NickTheCola]

Link! Talking! *Faints*

[Dragon4234]

Holy shit are you real? I can't even ironically like this. Damn man. Just damn.

[NerfedFalcon]

Animated by some crazy Russians, written by a monkey with a very rudimentary grasp of the Zelda canon and voiced by the people who would later serenade the world in Deus Ex. An legend is bron...

[sexhaie]

0:26 how can a pyramid be suddenly 4-sided?

[sincerus113]

Since when did the triforce have a fortune teller function ?

[mesterlinkx]

Best voice acting ever

[highspeedheadbanger]

ladys and gentleman pleas rise for the king of youtube poop

[CicabeSH]

1. Act by the evil forces of Ganon.

2. Courage

3. Triforce

4. I wonder what's for dinner

5. Static

6. Word

7. Find my father

8. Later Still

9. Force of wisdom

[Ripu2shreds]

Why do they feel the need to mime everything as they speak?...Waving their hands around in slow motion.

[MrSamuel745]

@Minecraftfreack111 niether, its for the CD-I

[BeautyBoyTV]

I have a feeling this would be a lot more entertaining if I was on heavy drugs...

[estebin2000]

FINALY the original!

[uptohisneck]

you know this is actually super amazing.

[1337evan]

I CANT WAIT TO "BONE" SOME DODONGOS!

[AFirmKickInThePants]

my brain literally hurts from seeing this

[fr8slyr]

i have this game for sale if anyone wants it. perfect condition.

[minecraftfreack111]

is this a old cartoon or a NES

[Hogfather]

Later still... no DINNER!

[froggies1998]

this is the best thing ever made by man!

[fabroxxx18]

QUE PORQUERIA ES ESTO!

[Yourname942]

its weird to see this normal after watching ytp's :)

[AceofSpades2117]

Link looks so gay

[wow1022]

best animation ever!

[fucknamenumbers]

it sounds like they used google translate for these

[TheHoski]

This should of won an oscar. Just mindblowing acting and special effects

[BrendioEEE]

@0:10 OMG DIDNT YOU PWN HIS ASS WITH A BOOK EARLIER @0:22 OMG WHY IS IMPA SO OLD @0:24 THATS NOT THE TRIFORCE @0:30 DID HE JUST SAY "MY SHIT SAILS IN THE MORNING @0:33 WHO CARES @0:37 LINK STFU YOUR SO ANNOYING IN THESE GAMES @0:57 YOUR GONNA GET YOUR ASS KILLED @1:05 YOUR GONNA DIE TOO

[Dalvanara]

i love how the king decides to go himself, most kings would send an army, or at least link, but this king wants to be on the front lines lol

[TheOnlineXtreme]

I managed to pick this game up cheap, but my version is the German version... But the german voice acting doesn't sound that corny.

[APTKANE82]

Jesus Christ. This is horrible.

[LegendaryxEyes]

The original version is a youtube poop itself.

[EpicZantetsuken]

Gamelon? the fuck? this isn't Starblazers XD

[videogamex9]

This is sad.

[RIPhikennoace]

The fuck ??

[Jackalakadingdong]

WHY MUST IT BE SO SHITTY. I HAVE GIVEN UP ON FIGURING OUT WHETHER OR NOT THIS IS EVEN A GAME OR NOT.

[mortelkill]

if you look closely, this is not a zoom on the king, its the king that slide on the front plan

the background doesn`t zoom

[TheRoyalAquamaster]

I love how the intro makes it sound like The King is helping Ganon.

[kingLorshi]

What's for dinner?

[emeraldpython900]

I'm sure - CUT.

He's alright.

Seriously, that's some bad editing right there.

[shippudengamer]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A DTONGO

[TheMCKoopa]

What the fuck is with the hand movements? This was seriously a retail game?

[counterkill3900]

the king:i wonder whats for dinner?

link:oh we have ganon barbecue!

XD

[BeJuledGS]

"mighty weed killers under oath"? WTF transcribe audio?

[zironic17]

Link: Great! I can't wail to bomb some Dodongo's!

[xXTheBestaXx]

"Imba!" "Don't worry Zelza"

[Zeldarulah]

I love how casually she says "Alright dear, I'll get the Triforce of Wisdom."

[20fadhil]

0:46 What's wrong with Impa's hand?

[hannahlicious100]

@20fadhil ikr it's about the size of zelda's hand. O_O

[seva809]

classic shit

[fucknamenumbers]

dinner...

[bc13besties2]

Gayness

[64SuperNintendo]

King: I wonder what's for DINNER

Link: Oh boy! I'm so hungry!

-one month later-

Zelda: A whole month gone, and still no DINNER

[swordkiller68]

@64SuperNintendo King: I used to make dinner like Zelda but then he took an arrow to the knee

[MaxRideWizardLord]

@64SuperNintendo What that quote comes from?

[64SuperNintendo]

@MaxRideWizardLord I came up with it.

[Kleavers]

0:19 IMBA!

[pancakewafflebacon]

MY SHIT SAILS IN THE MORNING

[noideac]

From now on every time I say king I'm gonna flex like link

[GamerBlue53]

Press 6 over and over to make zelda a rapper.

[FrozenskinHeniz]

@GamerBlue53 with 2 is better. The king is better

[FrozenskinHeniz]

Lightnings and smoke from nowhere! GET OUT OF HERE!

[Hopeofmen]

What. The. F@#$

[chincherrinas]

"My shit sails in the morning" ... nothing like a good morning crap...

[Sonicyay4]

@chincherrinas It's "ship", not "shit".

[TrafficLinesMusic]

@Sonicyay4 Way to point out the obvious. He was joking.

[Sonicyay4]

@TrafficLinesMusic I was joking too |:/

[BlazingNetwork]

This is why Legend of Zelda shouldn't have voice acting.

[lolshows101]

I can't watch this without thinking of youtube poops xD

[PhantomfaceStudios]

"A whole month gone"(puts on eyeliner)" and still no word" LOL!

[SouthParkPerson012]

omg this is terrible XD

but i gotta say my favorite line is "GREAT! I can't wait to bomb some dodongos!"

[Rmaggedon91]

What have they done to Zelda? This is sacrilege.

[zironic17]

Later still

Zelda: Wake up, Impa. We're going to Gamelon

Impa: (Yawning) All right, dear! I'll get the Triforce of Wisdom...

[zironic17]

One month later

Zelda: (sighs) A whole month gone, and still no word!

Impa: I'm sure he's all right.

Link: Yeah! That old Ganon's no match for the king!

Zelda: Link, go to Gamelon and find my father!

Link: Great! I can't wait to bomb some Dodongos!

[zironic17]

King: Zelda, Duke Onkled is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon. I'm going to Gamelon to aid him.

Zelda: But father, what if something happens to you?

King: I'll take the Triforce of Courage to protect me. If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link.

Zelda: Impa!

Impa: Don't worry, Zelda, the Triforce of Wisdom promises the King will safely return!

King: Enough! My ships sails in the morning. I wonder what's for dinner?

Link: Oh, boy! I'm so hungry, I can eat an Octorock!

[patrix404]

what is this shit. it doesnt deserve to have the title zelda

[mofforya000]

I feel like my whole childhood was just raped in front of me. Then killed. Then set on fire.Then eaten by dogs. Then shit out. Then the poop was raped again by those guys from deliverence.

[xAvispar]

STOP ZOOMING IN AND OUT GAHHHHHHH XD

[FrozenskinHeniz]

In Zelda series, Triforce is mystic-uber-mega power that may overcome all over the world. In this game, the characters use it for dinner and sailing sh*ts

[Nowayhosi]

enough, my shit sails in the morning!

i wonder what's for DINNER

sorry, ytps are awesome!

[RayTunesOfficial]

The funny thing is that no matter when you pause the video, they will always look retarded.

[CthomasMega]

the. fuck.

[TheGamingFilly]

"Dugonklet"... lmao

[PixelsPumpkin]

Whats wrong with Link? O.o Is he on crack? D:

[Biginitiald]

Dude who did they get to animate this shit... a 5 year old?

[dannywaving]

@Biginitiald That's an offense to 5 year olds right there

[windowsforvista]

Idk why, I actually like the music =P

I would love if someone played it on guitar

[Chamath5]

Thumbs up if u came here for YTP

[AnimeOtakuist]

Why does Link seem like a massive prick in this game to me? XD and his bangs bother me >.>

[EltBerserker]

SPOILER: DUKE ONKLED BETRAYS THE KING

[Xx0Megax]

MUNF MUNF

[GaraOFtheeFUNK]

Mommy,hold me. D:

[MrShnoxdog]

Everytime I watch "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 1", every single time Voldemort says "Nagini....dinner.." I keep imagining the word "dinner" in the kings voice! >_>

[youtubinator9]

What the fu(king fu(k

[tristenj1992]

"Let me grab the triforce of courage."

Impa says this like she was just saying "Let me grab my phone." That brings down the triforce's value immensely. This is awful.

[WLDFLD]

what did link do for that whole month anyway

[theleithalweapon]

So... do we ever get to find out what was for DINNER?

[FloatLikeEuripides]

@theleithalweapon Octoroks. Duh.

[theleithalweapon]

So... do we ever get to find out what was for DINNER?

[KiroToru]

oh my god why