THE CRAZY GIRLFRIEND!!

[Crapyoself]

Bros for bros

[mrswkbrezzy]

waz in the backround?

[Jessicaahadrz]

dont be upset shane i love this vid!! :) xxxxxxxxxx

[12hardcoregirl]

Shane I have days like that too and they suck. I just want u to know that u have never and will never be a failure.

[drskater123]

your too cute to cry yourself to sleep:(

[LmaoAndzeh]

Shane ily and so does a bunch of other fckers dont be sad .. ;3

[MissCaityBC]

We all have those bad days. Sometimes you have to just walk away for a bit and take a break.

[HallowsEver]

Shane, ur not a failure! Ur my idol!!!!!! Dude, u survived a life of hatred, and I'm still trying to survive middle school, so trust me, ur a complete success in my eyes

[BlueNinja1100]

Is ur hair naturally lyk straight cuz it looks rly cute in this video!

[cypliuke12]

Shane, everything is cool dude, I know im a bit late whit this coment, but I know that making videos is hard work so dont worry about the coments of those jerks how say nasty thing when they dont get what thei want, you still have your publick that likes you :)

P.S.

Sorry for the mistakes, I kannot write well, bu i understand wery good :D

[BassCreator2011]

I love Sony, im a loyal buyer of there products. Random I know

[1epoirier1]

And i was never emo but he is right girls love the emo hair

[1epoirier1]

Shane there is nothing wrong with having a bad day, week, month or year so keep ur head high and dont let people bring u down p.s ur not a failure

[TheTACOEATER123]

FAGS

[Gabesmith2823]

Ya man I went emo then stopped and kept the hair btw girls luv it

[Charmingvampire211]

It's ok Shane everyone has there moments

[candiegemini]

Ewww

[EmmyDaCookieMonster]

haha then the baby comes out of the vagina and it looks like fucking predator!! xD

[907slimjim]

FOR SHIT UGLY GIRLS DO TO UGLY TACOS

search ashbrankovic

[a7xfoorever]

Omg, ofcourse we don't hate you! I love your videos soo much, you always make may day :D

[TheDevil275]

@SnowLeoperdStudioz with him u may never know

[bitz1622]

love the hair now!!! Wut was up with it then lol :P Btw loved the clip! <3

[TheDevil275]

Wow 1) this was uploaded on apr fools day 2) your balls r pierced? 3) I fucking love u 4) ur balls r pierced?

[SnowLeopardStudioz]

@TheDevil275 No omg they aren't he was joking his balls are not pierced!?!!!! or are they?

[GurlThang456]

U really need to get a gf!!! I love ur videos, they're great and dont get upset over a video u cant make work. Think positive and happy thoughts! Lol

[chinieboy101]

what ever happend 2 the tv show???

[missamericanpony]

no worries shane, your vids, well, everyone loves them. 

[XenyaRavenwood64]

That was funny. And I don't think you should cry yourself to sleep; you aren't half the failure that the 40-something low-lifes who hate you are. You are famous, talented, and dedicated. That's more than most people can hope for, let alone achieve. You can be successful; you've proven that many, many times over. And your fans are behind you...no matter what.

[Br3Productions]

1)ur balls are pierced? 2)no matter what I will always love your videos and remember, everyone has bad days some has it worse than others, trust me your lucky.

[lexierox1999]

Luv u 2 lol

[jobfivenine121]

Your not a failure Shane we know you can finish it. Love you and hope you can do it

[AyaG2000]

U r not a failure , your a legend :)

[mini905N]

Just think about all the good wideos i have maked for us ;) keep make wideos for us !

[NateWayLee]

You're not a failure, you're Shane Dawson. <3

[MsMadison888]

Can u imagine havin a couple months of crap!!! May- Novemeber RIP all my loved ones (5)

[connar1122]

Shane please if u read this I won't u to try and reply I know exactly how u feel its me feel like can't do anything in my life please try and respond to this

[sticko234]

What is a fetish

[Bleeding4Hearts]

You are not nor will you ever be a failure unless you give up. You are awesome. Everyone has ups and downs

[hudaster]

Shane! Omg, I love your hair and your voice and how your hands move, haha. Its ok Shane.

[divaollie]

I'm sorry you had a bad week, the next one will be better I promise, you know that life doesn't go exactly like you planned, there are speed bumped in the road and they'll pass they wont be there forever there is going to be breaks and when it all smooths out there will be one more bump, it's just the way it is, so you have to exept it.

[KlynnTV]

I just pissed my pants lol

[mikuxxlova]

Shane, you don't know what is bad until you really experience it. As for me I am envious of your life.

[Peytree13]

Does anybody notice on that it's April fools??????

[MrNiddster]

Shane why r u so down on your self that was pretty funny it was not a waste of time bet u ton's of people liked this vid just look at all the thumbs up

[loveheartsurheart]

Shane in need help I feel really depressed at school cause everyone makes fun of me cam u help plz send me a message telling me way to do :,)

[susuathena]

are u in ur prop closet or the fuckin water

[lilyb1742]

Does he still do ask Shane ??

[strawberry105online]

Ok. Dude, imma eslap sum sense inta u. U DONT SUCK! UR NOT A FUCKIN FAIL! U hav tons of fans! All I hav is three subscribers and like, thirty viewers. IM DA FAIL!!!

[XxBOTDFx4xLIFExX]

Shane. I love you, but u seriously have no reason to be in any way sad or depressed. Look at you life, it's amazing! I wud hive anything to be you! ( but Ima girl lol) but rly. There so many millions of people that have it worse.

[Lovelybeautymelymel]

Your not a failure i love you shane and funny video! :)

[brittney4113]

If you hate him so much y take the time to go to this page and comment on his video-_-?v

[lovwful]

i hate u shane i was waiting days for it u suck

[rharr133]

Its okay Shane. your not a failure, you were just having a bad week. :)

[NarwhaleofDeath1]

shane, i'm sad and depressed :(

[fabyzoe]

aww, your hair looked better like that

[funlandjosh123]

Cut that hair ....u look like a homo

[punchkinella]

Your not a failure your awesome and I bet the video was good though Shane

[thedancingonyx]

I had the worst week in the world. I was diagnosed as being suicidal, a have to see a psychologist every other day and I may very well end up hospitalized. But your videos make me forget all the crap happening in my life for a few minutes, almost like everything's okay. Thank-you so much Shane, you have no idea how much you've helped me.

[zebrachick129]

Haha the baloney pony that's genius!!!!

[dynamitediva73]

What kind of camera do you use to make your videos?

[Lexxyy143]

We'll always love you shane !

[813nobody]

my bad was when i failed the most important test tol be ceritified to be a lpn...yup but hey i will try again! you got to pick yourself up when you fall!

[typicalnovice]

C:

[B1Ggriff5]

I have what you call a prolapsed anus

[tacoobsessed5508]

Haha 2:56

[SailorMars43663]

One of my bad day was when in the morning I fell down the stairs and twisted my ankle the I couldn't play football and I went 4 my interview for a collage but i didn't get accepted :(

[jord066]

Omg NEWShaneDawsonTV is obviously a loner with no life pretending 2 b shane

What a fag

[salicti]

@jord066

the only fag here is you. you are pathetic, and that's all you will ever be. i truly pity you

[ellajaymass]

aww i luv ur dawsons creek parodies!!!

[rockgirl7942]

Shane do u actually have herpes

[ImmaSquirrelLover]

Baby pedo bear XDDDDDDDDD

[Leslie1wolfe]

Thanks alot Shane now I wanna look up baby predator! Grrrrrrrrr lmao I love u

[RapidReaperJohn]

Baby preditor, awsome.

[LittleDotGirl45]

Awee Shane! It's okay <3 We love you! NO matter what kind of video you make.Even if it is the most sucky:)

[zeroette]

Big load of poop!

[MsMusicalMassacre]

I wanna see the whole video DX-

[jsiluvmykittes]

I wish you would show the rest of that video!!!! All your videos are hilarious no matter how crappy YOU think they turned out

I love you Shane!!!!!!!!!! XD

[bro9375]

your the complete opposite of a failure! ;-)

[flyingvampirewerewol]

your not a failure!

[TheWolfluvr]

I love your hair in the beginning of this vid!

[xuan99xuan]

Ok. Now I just feel bad bout sending u a letter that will reach u in about (I don't know)!

Damn it. I hope it gets lost!

[mariesilveira]

@xuan99xuan what did it say?

[SweetLemonSpice]

i love how he makes it funny, yet easy for us to understand, he makes me feel like i have hope, <333

[Kayleighgirl14]

I could NEVER hate you!((: I love you shane:)))

[Kayleighgirl14]

It's ok Shane:) Your NOT a failure!:P We love you!

[LaurenKateRox]

Whats ur second channel ??

[RcThaDeity]

nobody wants a predator comming out of their vagina lmao

[Theamazingbros1]

Shane, u r not a failure u r a awesome cool person who some day I would like to meet.  Bye Shane

[TheAssassin1163]

ok what up with the ass joke?

[minisnooki]

u have herpes??????

[TheBrenda2002]

what happend 2 his hair!!!

[MegaKatherinec]

I want to see the full video D:

[snoopylover911]

at 2:52, what in the world was shane wearing?!

[12johan21]

HAHAHAHAHAHA I frikkin love you -3

[IloveChristain10]

You Are FUCKING AMAZING!(: I Heart You Shane!:D

[carriecherry98]

Shane, you are no way a failure! I just "met" you on YouTube, and your story is such an inspiration. Just forget all the dumb people that call you things. :)

[VictorGetz]

I LIKE YOU CURLY HAIR. its cute.

[aspensak]

this week

[wazzupimhere]

what happened to ur hair

[MisoKage24]

U must have been really tired there u can hear it in ur voice. Sleep more lol

[Lucario373]

Shane how come u don't say anything on the comments? Besides on ur awesome ass vids.

[SillyBeatle]

THIS WAS MADE ON MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!.... awesome. <3

[RebbeckahRawr]

its okay shane the week you uploaded this was my bad week too. <3

[jonastised]

Can someone please tell me how much he gets paid for doing these videos? Coz before he was poor and now he moved houses so many times and has new equipment and stuff, i was just wondering thanks:)

[Red6206]

I agree with 57Charizard

[missdebrakay]

Holy Shit whats with the hair

[57Charizard]

I font care if it's a big ball of shit plz show it!!!!

[lifeisart15]

besides, WE ALL have feelings, and we always need to find a way to let it out... i feel so happy that you decided to share what is going on with you, with a bunch 0f your fans and with people that you don't know! WE LOVE YOU SHANE!

[lifeisart15]

Shane°!!!!! we support you on everything you do! i mean, i've never had friends that care about me, but there's always someone or something that makes you smile, YOU make me smile! and, people and issues are SCUMB sometimes, but we gotta keep it up!

[lifeisart15]

aaaaww i love Shane's hair on this one!!! he's soooo cute!.

[kaitlyn4499]

shane we love u i know every day when i feel bad i watch your videos and u always make me smile :) its just one video we will live so will u dont feel sad at least some came together ;) and you always make my day we all love u shane! -3 -Love Kaitlyn :)

[BazingaThis]

<3

[S9730593E]

what happen to your hair O_O ?!

[ASirensLullaby]

You sound seriously tired. just take a break and we will continue to love you. :D

[MrOwentheawesome]

i luv you are yur hair bitch

[tiffa357]

i loved this video tho!! :O please post the rest of it!! i NEED to know what happens!1

[tiffa357]

i loved this video tho!! :O

[LostSoul262]

I love you Shane!! :DD

[AmyR103]

Shane, we can't hate you cause you are awesome. So many of your videos have made me and i bet millions of other people feel better about themselves. Your a fucking legend so don't let anything/anyone tell you different!!!

[kkitty1089]

(HUGS) :.) i wish i could meet u

[antaloliver]

I soo would like to watch the rest of the vid.

[IloveMatttwebb]

Screw haters, us sexy hoes( Ur fans) love you ! Don't cry.. It makes me sad and cry too

[kioloup]

Love the hair! ;) (yes I'm serious)

[squirtle127]

it's ok Shane, we can NEVER hate u.

[PrincessAmberTDI]

@ImKingKoffee so, what exactly ARE the first 33 rules of the internet?

[MrJjgonzalez]

Man Shane get to the freakin point yhu waisted 2 minutes nd 15 seconds of my life to look at the funny part

[merunfaster]

well thata is impossible becuz u are making a video for us just to make us happy i am happy that u made this video its impossible to hate someone who is trying to make other peoples happniess

[oliviaisrandom326]

Its ok Shane. We love you!

[superytak]

"It's been big fat hairy balls. With herpes. And a piercing.

...

I just described my own balls."

HAHAHAHA!

[tinyBrocks]

We could never, ever hate you!!!!!

[iluvmuck123]

haha april fools



[GennyHarris55]

Love you too Shane and I the video was probably awesome

[WeLoveBieber1994]

Shane we could N E V E R hate you.. i absolutley L O V E you.. you help me get away from all the drama and depressioin in my life.. and i know you probably arent reading this, but youre SO freaking awesome. youre fucking holarious. and if you havent had posted vids on youtube, i wouldve killied myself from all the drama and depression in life. no joke . <3 i loveyou Shane !! Keep up the AMAZING work <3.

[PagweeDreamzzKoley]

i always forget it's you under those wigs....

[imabloodrose]

I could never hate you Shane!!!!!

[snowconerangel]

UR HAIR IS AMAZING O_O

[girltalk12345678]

Ahahahahah PREDATOR!!

[DrHerculesReal]

Why would anyone hate you? You're awesome!

[waygould1]

its ok

[ivan97686]

And your like ohh my god i cant wait to see it and when the baby comes out of the vagina looks like a fucking predator .. and nobody want predator coming out of their vagina .. ! that wass the best .. i laught my ass ..

[racoonslovepie]

YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT A FAILURE! WE LOVE THE HECK OUT OF YOU!!!

[rotocorazonroto]

uuuuuuuuuuu i love you is that your so mmmmmmmmmmmmm

[spikexkate]

man WE LOVE YOU!!!!! not many people do what you do everyday and still look like a crazy person!!! <3 i mean that in the good way.

[Thekookalicious0]

You are not a failure, you are THE ONE AND ONLY SHANE DAWSON!! ;-)

[crazypunk145]

awwww dont cry if you do i can be your shoulder to cry on :)

[7jayme7]

in my eyes u NEVER fail & we don't hate you!!!!!! WE FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!!!! <3 <3 <3 I'm 14 and i fail all the time it will be OK just trust me. =)

[illusionzMaker]

You can have a Peircing in ur balls? 

[SuperCam720]

I'm sad now... :'(

[sankejun3456]

I lik it that was not so bad

[kittylover788788]

wat the fuck is with ur hair

[TheTotallyrandomXD]

Your balls have a piercing!? :D I'm in love.

[SwissericanNinja]

Yuu know whats funny? yuu are the cool part of Justin Bieber an army of girls

[Jazattackk]

You're the FURTHEST thing from a failure Shane . Don't ever think like that <3

[BeyondFanatica]

Shane, you are FAR from a failure. You have gotten so far in life it's ridiculous. NEVER think that. You are my HERO. Don't put yourself down, you've done so much for us. Thank you. :)

[CamHeinen]

@dmatias98 yep

[melanie68751]

aww you really don't have to worry we love you anyway you're awesome!

[TheDevilsfan44]

your black friend is wierd

[hany1011]

We all have those moments!!!!! Maybe u could make a version (someday). I love you Shane!!!

[kennakay99]

polarber waering suglasses! 4:05 and shanes :O face :)

[kennakay99]

0:04 i luv his hair <3

[gemmanamo]

aww dont cry  :(

[Taymar12x]

ur not a fail and i could never hate you, i love you too x even tho i really wanted to see the video, because so matter what you think me and the other fans would have found it good anyways, cuz U made it shane and we love ya x

[Elizabeth5232]

We could never hate you! We are your loyal fans that could never hate you no matter what! Shane you are the most amazing person on youtube, When i feel sad and depressed i watch your video's and they make me laugh and feel so much better! I think its awesome how you care about your fans that much, but we could never hate you!

[KokoroForYou]

lol such k00lness man

[Mitsuki543]

its ok shane!!! we all have those days/weeks

theyre hard to get over, but they eventually pass

anyways, i think that clip was awsum

i was actually waiting for part 3 and wish i couldve seen it, even tho you said it was terrible

hopefully u make another one :)

feel better!!!! love u!!!

[Waterbird23]

Dont beat yourself up about it Shane. It takes a lot to make a good video. Plus things aways work out for kind and hot people ;)

[BabyBonzai]

We could never hate you Shane! :) -333

[xxtomfeltonxx]

stop being so hard on ur self things always work out for hot ppl xx :D

[cosmicthanos]

ur not a fail mate ur a youtube god lol :)

[Bjones1408]

You must show us the whole video!!!!