Weird Al's Hardware Store Lyrics

[Rartrin]

This would be the most difficult vocals song on both Guitar Hero and Rock Band!

[Rartrin]

He sung 104 words in 30 seconds!

3.4 words per second!

[Rartrin]

The smell of epic music brought me.... My nose was right...

[DedicatedToHelping]

I'm tripping balls

[TheSameTeam]

i brought myself here.

[Beroffa]

there sells ponys too?

[gamergirl0613]

i want to write down everything he said in rhe rap part, go to my local hardware store, and actually see if they have all that stuff

[nedkoes]

2:30- 3:00 = 30 secs of complete word rampage!!! :D

[bluelover110]

Must learn the rapping part!

[SamuraiMasenko]

Pesticides for fumigation high-performance lubrication Metal roofing water proofing multi-purpose insulation Air compressors brass connectors wrecking chisels smoke detectors Tire gauges hamster cages thermostats and bug deflectors Trailer hitch demagnetizers automatic circumcisers Tennis rackets angle brackets Duracells and Energizers Soffit panels circuit brakers vacuum cleaners coffee makers Calculators generators matching salt and pepper shakers *GASP*

[ChiChoo29]

@SamuraiMasenko Thank you, sir, but I can read the lyrics in the video.

[xxNight0Rainxx]

@SamuraiMasenko what was the point in that?

[SamuraiMasenko]

allen wrenches gerbil feeders toilet seats electric heaters Trash compactors juice extractors shower rods and water heaters Walkie-talkies copper wires safety goggles radial tires BB pellets rubber mallets fans and dehumidifiers Picture hangers paper cutters waffle irons window shutters Paint removers window louvers masking tape and plastic gutters Kitchen faucets folding tables weather stripping jumper cables Hooks and tackle grout and spackle power foggers spoons and ladles

[goofypenis]

Shits fucked up.

[chrisholds1]

Thanks for putting up the lyrics!

[Morgothlord47]

team fortress 2 brought me here

[wertaf100]

@Morgothlord47 same

[Nicole48879]

(Stares at Peter Griffin)

Oh Crap! I wasn't paying attention ._.

[omcnicholl]

Eminem the best white rapper of all time? Bitch please :D

[nickabruce93]

Wow, I can't believe you decided to do these fast lyrics. Good job keeping up.

[iknowmymemes]

2:54 WHAAAAAT?

[Russiansdoitbest]

He says "automatic circumcisor". Since when did you need to circumcise multiple people and in rapid subsequent succession?

[ultraking312]

@Russiansdoitbest hes talking about a hand job from a woman.

[ultraking312]

@Russiansdoitbest he talking asbout being jacked off by a woman =P

[thekrazykidz247]

he raps soooo fast its amazing

[XxRedxAdrenalinexX]

What's this song a parody of?

[iammaxhailme]

I really need an automatic circumcizer

[7am00di95]

Salt and pepper shakers....What kind of hard store is this? xD

[KonVeger]

@7am00di95 WALMART

Had to.

[tomik524]

what's the name of the original song, does anybody know?

[brightinfinitie]

@tomik524 This is originally written by Weird Al, it's not a parody.

[tomik524]

@brightinfinitie thanks. that makes him even more genial!

[watchpr]

Automatic circumcisors? Holy shit.

[bradvan316]

i don't think this song don't have no cussing on it. you gotta know people & another thing i thought he say gatorade. but it's generator.gatorade it's a sports enery drink not a hardware?

[Lizathla]

what song is this a parody of? mimislifelessons.blogspot.com

[touwowjoakim]

it's on spotify :)))

[aileiram2]

Thumbs up if you can sing this! cause I can't :D

[TheSlickAndroid]

This has got to be the greatest song Weird Al has ever created.

[Martin0447]

Just so you know the music vid is down :(

[AndrewBeniston]

I accept your challenge!

[tonymerc1]

2:29 is my favorite

[SpeedCrazed50]

2:50 I don't think he said bug deflectors, because I heard "mother fuckers."

[xxNight0Rainxx]

@SpeedCrazed50 he does say Bug Deflectors. But I can see why you heard otherwise.

[SpeedCrazed50]

@xxNight0Rainxx Eeyup.

[DarthChomper]

not sure if you intended it byt I love how the word Free is stressed with capital letters sounds a lot like me dashing to free stuff all the time

[MoonlightPrinces]

Best Karaoke song evar.

The person that sings this in -name of country goes here- got talent gets the price instantly if I were the judge lol

[donkeyface35]

I have memorized every single word to this song. srsly!!

[BoromcioStudi]

Every twenty seventh customer will get a ball peen hammer free!!!!!!!!

[buskidonroblox5546]

OH MY GOD HOW FAST CAN HE SING!?!?!?

[SuperDementio]

2:26

[minimotocrosser]

Wow. I thought to myself 'huh, this is a quick song.' then i heard him list the stuff. *brain explodes*

[ZeldasYoungerBrother]

i can tell there is way more than hardware supplies in this store

[superQuizzie]

I memorized the whole first verse of the song and can sing at tempo!

[Vanstania]

@superQuizzie memorised whole sogn and can sing at tempp

[AdminiumWarrior]

Is this store jewish? Who else would sell automatic circusisers?

[TheToonyloon]

@AdminiumWarrior

Circumcising is also a Muslim tradition, so the store might also be Muslim.

[Haerdalas]

@Mincho I don't know either, I mean, it's not as is you hack with it, that's what you do with knives...

*Evil Grin* Returned.

[rollercoasterdude96]

Godammit! I can't go anywhere that hasn't been occupied with pony comments.

I am pleased with the world! =)

[MrCominatcha]

Ponies brought me here

[iambleh]

@MrCominatcha o my god me too

[superspine113]

@MrCominatcha Dont they always?

[FLownEDftw]

@MrCominatcha God damnit, i was just going to comment that.

[rickneil01]

@MrCominatcha Wait, how?

[Skinkworks42]

Pivot!

[b2d3jr4]

waffle iron O_o

[MrIMAFIRINMAHLAZOR]

ima going to the bal een hammer what the its so fast just omg XD >.< DX



[bombblaster96]

you are the best man on earth lol lol rofl copter :)

[wheeler202202]

Also, if you want protection wear a condom...everyone knows soup460 is your real name ;)

[wheeler202202]

I can't do the fast part without laughing :(

[Mincho1994]

Why do they call it a hacksaw? I don't get it.

*Evil grin*

[darkkristian22]

now i can circumcise my self, automatically :D

[blackzzzz16]

if i get 17 likes i will eat a keylime pie

[charletto234]

I. Know how to sing it my. Dad is a movie maker

[Anthrogynous]

Though Weird Al is a total badass, all the time, nobody has this lung capacity. Edited, so no hotshots should think they can do it perfectly.

[StraZIFragR]

2:30 is BADASS!



[DarkLight544]

if anyone can learn and sing this song with no screw up's, they will have my absolute respect FOR LIFE!!!

[SierraisBEAST]

I tried to memorize the fast part and succeded. And then my brain exploded. I can sing like.... maybe 40% of it... All I want to say is, Busta Ryhmes should try this! Thinks he's so fast!

[musicvideosgames]

Bug Defluctors?

[ItsAntics]

i tried to sing alone.. but my lung collapsed

[ShakeyD100]

High performance lubricators? >=3

[neoman289151]

Me at first:

pfft, I can sing this.

*presses play*

.........WHAT THE FU--*head explodes*

[HJtheminer]

@neoman289151 LOL

[93camping]

Who else watches this at 11.11.2011?

[famguyfanable]

@93camping skyrim much?!

[rissiroodle12]

@DoktorPaj so, does this mean you will eat 12 bananas?

[DoktorPaj]

@rissiroodle12 Yeah l will eat 13 bananas now. And l´m really happy l didn´t type "lf l get one like l will eat a watermelon" that would be horrible.

[rissiroodle12]

At first I thought: Wow, this is a fast song. Then he started naming all the tools and my mouth dropped open.

[Spinnbox]

Magic salt and pepper shakers :O

[MrRatermat]

@Spinnbox Matching

[Overspleen]

Thumbs up if you came from "Sniper sells everything to scout"

[benny6555]

do you know hard it is to try and remember the part where he lists all the items they got, tis FUCKING hard!

[HEROoFTHEhorde147]

FUCK THE AMA!!!!

[SUPERBOOM777]

i thought they said "power fuckers" and not "power foggers".... i am surely disapointed :C

[mariomaker12]

sweet i wish i could put that on my ipod

[southparkfirefly]

Okay let me just say you deserve a medal for putting these lyrics in exact timing to this super fast song! *hands medal*

[INTHEBATHROOM10]

i thought it was "MAGIC salt and pepper shakers"

lol i'm stupid

[yunuNuni]

@INTHEBATHROOM10 I lol'd. XD

[gorrilaboy3000]

there is an actual music video its just in disguise

[gokussj90001]

PANCAKE!

[Chiefsplayr17]

Must...Learn...Fast Part...

[DoktorPaj]

if I get One like I will eat a banana!

[soup460]

@DoktorPaj Now make a video response for our enjoyment

[DoktorPaj]

@soup460 What do you mean with YOUR enjoyment? I do get all the fun peeling and eating! :)

[southparkfirefly]

@DoktorPaj

You have 3 likes now you have to eat 3 bananas lol.

[DoktorPaj]

@southparkfirefly Good thing I got my paycheck the other day! This might get expensive...

[southparkfirefly]

@DoktorPaj

Haha yep who would of thought you'd spend it all on bananas lol! XD

[DoktorPaj]

@southparkfirefly I´m just thankfull I said bananas and not pineapples! To eat 4 bananas is not hard but 4 pineapples...

[southparkfirefly]

@DoktorPaj

Could be worse. You could of said watermelons. ^-^

[soup460]

@DoktorPaj where is the video!!! WE DEMAND A VIDEO OF BANANAS!!!!

[miky123ish]

@DoktorPaj eat 34 bananas

[pokemaster123ism]

@DoktorPaj WE WANT BANANA'S! WE WANT BANANA'S!

[Pedr6500]

Hank Hill's theme song

[marknewman49]

Thumbs up if you are watching this in 30000 BC on your iStone!

[Debinator307]

I'm actually thinking about learning the full song :)

[MissMopPop]

i play this on my way to home hardware with pride.

[DLCJRpc]

HOME DEPOT V LOWES theme FTW

[projectJW]

awesome



[lXlNismo11lXl]

Tire guages should be Tire gauges.

[patrick9648]

Weird Al is an absolute genious. Whats even more amazing that he is also singing the insane background vocals. This is Al's masterpiece. Its shame its not heard more often

[Pedr6500]

WIERD AL FOR SUPER BOWL 47!!!!!

(or alice in chains

[KingKoodaz]

I built a dirt house today.

[kalyn92]

19 ppl disliked this cuz they are jealous of his fast singing skills=)

[neoman289151]

I can never get past the part that says paper-cutters

God it's a mouthful ._.

one day...

[iluvnancyd]

@neoman289151 i did it .... OMG I DID IT *JUMPS UP IN CHAIR* HARDWHARE STORE!!!1

[neoman289151]

@iluvnancyd Vid or it didn't happen?

[iluvnancyd]

@neoman289151 i did while was reading the comments that part came up and i had been trying to say it so i listed to it for a while and i said all of it while i read yours!

[zombieteevee11]

anyone else first hear this song on one of phantomsavage's vids?

[penguinslayer48]

@MrRatermat same with me

[sirdavallen3]

Automatic circumcisers O.o

[Elias110194]

@sirdavallen3 that must hurt XD

[RockInsideOfYou]

@sirdavallen3 Nowdays, with all the technology, why should Rabbi's do all the hard work?

[TARINunit9]

@sirdavallen3

It's for cutting cigars

[younghermainli20]

I think he said Brest connecters

[MrRatermat]

Im a regular at the hardware store, so i play this song REALLY loud with my windows open in the car every time i go there..

Great fun..

[ArturoVideoful]

@MrSonicsouls yep

[docterskittles]

i sang this at a public hardware store xD (i looked like a crazy man xD)

[mewzuls]

In the fast part, did he say "gerbil cages" twice?

[thekirbymaster25]

@Arturovideoful if you do get 40 likes good luck at 2:29!

[ArturoVideoful]

@thekirbymaster25 childsplay mister ;)

[LinkmitchTV1]

2:52 motherfuckers

2:44 power fuckers

[TheRealDamnSyko]

Apart from anything else, that is absolutely GODLY vocal layering on the chorus.

[Techcom13]

fast bit made me go OMGWTFBBQ!

[soup460]

@Techcom13 did you get that from the Bungei website...because that's where I started using it from :-)

[AGoldSoldier]

@soup460 it's also a tf2 achievement

[susannamcintyre]

@soup460 that is the name of an achievement in tf2 where you must taunt kill i think its gotta be pyro lolz

[MrTwicks]

@soup460 its a team fortress 2 achievement aswell :) good job on the fast bit!

[semix6]

@Techcom13 is that the tf2 achievement for pyro?

[EldridgeMarvin]

DID IT SUNG THE WHOLE THING

[MrTheMuffinMan321]

HOW DOES HE SAY ALL THOSE IN ONLY .5 SECONDS!!!!

[operkins123]

@MrTheMuffinMan321 There is a thing called editing. but you wouldn`t know as you`re in the past.

[LordOFThisWorld19]

@operkins123 Actually I've seen this man live, he can hold is breathe for a VERY long time so I wouldn't doubt he sang it all.

[JohnJohnson237]

Please post the lyrics in the description? :D

<3

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[marshmello1430]

omg omg I could be top comments! Time to shine............. um hi?

[supersonicdragonite]

catchyest song evah

[TheaterTurkey]

Whats to point of having Lyrics, you can't even be born with a tough that is faster then the speed of light

[nickmako]

They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters

Trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water heaters

Walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires

BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers

Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters

Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters

Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables

Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers,

[KarmaKeith]

Im going to the Hardware Store! Wait, im already at it. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDWAAAAAAAAARE.­.. STOOOOORE!

[123maxgarcia]

is this a parady of a song or original

[NintendoSpoofer]

@123maxgarcia It's original.

[xFurtive]

the list is mental all i got was slat and pepper shakers lol, ohh and waffle iron :')

[VirDiligo]

The part where he describes every product should be longer.

[metalupurass11]

My favorite song from weird al, great music, funny as hell

[fr0stedl0ver]

spoons and ladles, pesticides for fumigation, high performance lubrication, metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation, air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors, tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors, trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers, tennis rackets, angle brackets, duracells and energizers, soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacum cleaners, coffee makers, calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

[texasroses1]

@fr0stedl0ver dude dont copy and paste the top comment thats just being g4y

[fr0stedl0ver]

spoons and ladles, pesticides for fumigation, high performance lubrication, metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation, air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors, tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors, trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers, tennis rackets, angle brackets, duracells and energizers, soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacum cleaners, coffee makers, calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

[VinnyGameplay]

2:28 Challenge Declined

[Techcom13]

AWESOME!

[Nubsta5]

The harmonies in this song are insane. I'd almost want a choir to try this out (like a school choir... even though I've been out of school for 5 years, lol).

[krome2470]

Who else heard "Mother Fucker" at 2:51 ?

[roseruby9927]

@krome2470 It said bug deflectors. But yes I can here "Mother Fucker" out of that. :) lol

[ericcarr21]

@krome2470 i heard bucket fucker

[StarCraftDude1234]

This song.... Is so.... Amazing. I am totally learning the fast part and trying to do it in one breath. If I can actually pull it off, I will be a happy guy.

[Jodabomb24]

@StarCraftDude1234 I run out of air around air compressors :D

[ghostkillerlol]

thumbs up if you sang the fast part! (or at least tried to)

[goatkiller100]

@ghostkillerlol Saw it in a karaoke machine once. Never saw anyone try it though. It would've been lulz.

[shadowm2k7]

I think he just copy-pasted google lyrics XD