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  • i don't understand why people compares god with petrucci.. I know he is cool and all that crap but he can't play the guitar as petrucci does, honest.

  • YOU DON'T FUCKING INTERRUPT GOD WHEN HE'S SPEAKING!

  • lol it's cool that they have a sense of humor about this. Unlike Yngwie who went on a vendetta to take down every video on youtube that mocked him

  • Adams account is back up!!!!

  • @Morphis everyone thumbs up this, it's true

  • I betcha he is proud of the guitarist he mocked mocking him.

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  • @zacker2000 cool story bro.

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  • John Petrucci is Adam02!!!!

  • Where is Adam02?

  • "I can('t) play a billion notes per second!"

  • I'm just curious, is he heating his arm up so that its easier to play? someone please answer cuz that would help me out alot this winter.

  • Adam02 lives on!

  • my god he actually imitated the voice pretty good lol

  • I never thought, that Petrucci has such a small ego which leads him to steroids!

  • He's a great guitarist and a very nice guy. A little insecure about his body though...

  • @frogscar Haha never thought of it that way before, he doesn't seem like the type of person to be vain over his appearance.

  • Where did all the adam02 videos go???

  • @bullrug965 his account was most likely banned

  • @panamanian911 laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

  • @bullrug965

    He deleted his channel )-:

  • wow he sounds exactly the same!!

  • adam02's account is DOWN!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    thumbs up to protest to get it back up :D

  • @soocool78 I'm back, relax guy :-)

  • @soocool78 No he's back on.

  • @Metalunited101 yea i know, i posted that comment a year ago :)

  • holy shit that's awesome! good onya John! haha it's great when the man himself can have a laugh and take the piss out of others like Adam02 that take the piss out of him- top class! Adam02 & Petrucci are both gods

  • I had to laugh when Jordan Rudess told Petrucci "you're the star!" (the one from the vid). Like if immitation of Petrucci was bigger star than himself.

  • "That's what youre doing, you're just vaxing, aren't you?"

  • he´s really jacked compared to the images awake era lol! And i think it´s cool he think the hysterical funny voiceovers was hilarious too :D

    and there can never be another Adam 02, that was his thing.

  • Chris Broderick is more ripped than Petrucci.

  • omg!lol

  • how is that posssible... that cant be just a lot of workout... he almost looked skinny before Oo

  • you know you've made it when a guitar hero imitates you imitating him...wow

  • He can kill people if he wants to, he just doesn't feel like it because it's not good for album sales. LOL!

  • I just have one thing to say... dianabol!

  • Petrucci takes physical stimulant(check the Dream Theater backstage tour)

  • john looked like a hollywood actor who could pose for GQ at around 2005. now he looks like the centerfold for a fucking harley davidson magazine. but one thing does not change....the amount of people that die when he shreds.

  • lol

  • What the hell is being said at :01?

    It sounds like: "Shit! titty guts!"

    Im pretty sure thats it.

  • I fuckin saw a video of him from a few years back and his arms were no bigger than mine. WTF this dude must have done nothing but lift.

  • his guitars are made from pure led.

  • hahahahaha johns cool

  • Holy fuck, no wonder why he can play as fast as he does, look at the size of his fucking arms!

    I could play a billion notes per second too if my arms were that big lol

  • @MCLOVIN50

    Not really, Paul Gilbert is faster, and his biceps are like Petrucci's pinkys.

    But GODDAMN. Look at those CANNONS!!

    He could rip a gorilla in half and still not break a sweat!

  • @legendofzelda101

    Well if you want to get technical, gilbert is indeed faster, but I was just kidding lol

    But seriously...John petrucci got HUGE out of nowhere!

    I wouldn't fuck with him lol

  • gilbert's amazing and awesome but.. not faster/better at all :/

  • look at his fucking arms!

  • adam02 ftw

  • Now, not only do I want to know John's secret on guitar technique, but I need to find out his workout program.

  • Haha, he looks like Johnathan HIllstrand from Deadliest Catch now.

  • ahahaha

  • too funny! :D

  • I remeber when dream theater had a guitar man nowadays they have a guitar bear lol xP

  • @xXmusicman007Xx

    The dream theater we know is no more...

  • @wernsels

    :(

    I'm pretty shocked to hear the news. Don't think anyone saw that coming. I can understand him being burnt out though. If you've watched the DVDs you can see how much he's done for the band over the years aside from just the music.

  • @xXmusicman007Xx dude I saw them live last june, hes fucking jacked lol

  • when did he get SOOOOO BIG ?????? O.o

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  • Dude is built like a tank nowadays! He's huge!!!

  • He has big fucking arms!

  • Mytub.... the Youtube guy :D

  • LMAO, I didn't figure he actually knew about that guy, Adam's hilarious.

  • hahaha put pause at 0:04 min... hahahaha he is hulk

  • This is so sweet that your videos have made it this far.. You're actually in Contact with Petrucci!

  • hahaah this is great

  • WORLD DOMINATION MODE : OFF  [ ON ]

  • He's literally become what Adam02 made him sound like, a big buff god that makes all other lifeforms around him feel inferior and worthless. Damn those are some big biceps, he can shred AND beat the shit out of people.

  • hes pretty fat, jesus

  • those are muscles. he's into body building now.

  • John Petrucci is a fan of body building, and he actually is a body builder (sort of). Not fat. He's Jesus. God. He's your hero.

  • its muscles, idiot

  • holy shit hes ripped

  • He can fight in ultimate fight or K1 with his !!! IBANEZ!!! guitar

  • He is a part time body builder, No joke.

  • Holy sh** he's huge =D Good look man

  • JP is HUGE

  • i know he is such a BEAST now!!

  • YES! Win!

  • I didnt realize petrucci was so fucking huge!

  • man awesome ahahahhahaha

  • Petrucci vs Chuck Norris: Petrucci sumons michael angelo and 40 angels to rip chuck´s face lol

  • michael angelo batio? lol

  • Jack Bauer does

  • Last time Chuck challeged Petrucci Big Bang Occured... XD

  • oh god JP is fucking funny XD

  • exellent !

  • he's in bulk phase ROFLS

  • Hes not fat, hes jacked.

  • "most of my picking technique is kind of managed by this forearm"

    please tell me that just a huge trolling attempt

  • lol, just in case you dont know left from right.. :P

    nah, prolly cause a bunch of noobs pick through wrist flicking.. losers! :)

  • haha

  • For some reason the way Jordan says "it's you! ......you're the star........." is really funny to me!

  • lol you might play too fast

  • holy shit! someone lifts weights lol. that's right there is my goal. lol gonna take a couple more years tho. at least lol....

  • petrucci kicks ass!

  • LOL

    "I find when my arm isn't at 104 degrees I can't pick" LOL

  • OMG LOL

  • lmao I bet adam02 squealed like a little girl when he saw this

    "OMG HE WATCHED MY VID!"

  • Haha seriously! Those dubs are pretty hilarious too. I'm not surprised he finds them funny.

  • I would do the same!!

  • I agree

  • thats comical they know about your videos lmao. MAKE MORE!!!

  • @XplodingGuy lol he probably would! i would to...

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  • Haha "Don't rip it off you might play too fast" Epic!

  • LMAO :D

    Petrucci owns!

  • hahaha this is so awesome

  • he really beefed up.

  • Hence the nickname Beartrucci.

  • he works out all the time, hes a huge fan of bodybuilding

  • Lol I figured XP

  • Well, it depends on which holy book your reading lol

  • I didn't think it was possible for John Petrucci to become any more awesome than he already was, but of course, being the god he is, he proved me wrong.

  • cant believe the weight diff between 90's petrucci and now

  • shut up noob!!!remember i can timewarp!!!

  • he looks like someone out of the worlds strongest man tv show! keep pumpin john

  • omg

    he sounded just like adam02 LMAO

  • Wow hes huge! he must have worked out really hard. But i actualy prefer the skinny Petrucci. You see him now and its like his guitar were so freaking small. XD

    Any ways... all hail Petrucci!!!

  • "ohh my arm just snapped"

    "And I'm going to kill you"

    -Petrucci (God)

  • Adam02 Must be loving this.

  • yeah, he evenhas this video as one of his favorites in his channel

  • well he just relised he doesnt need to make any petrucci parodys

    petrucci will do it himself

  • Win.

  • "The mytube..youtube guy". LOL nice fuck up

  • HAHAHA i saw this too!

  • Jesus! He said he'd been working out, which is part of the reason he changed his custom guitar...

    But my GOD he's gotten huge!

  • why has he put on so much weight?xD

  • That's not putting on weight, that's pure muscle right there. He's starting to look like johnny bravo

  • LOLOLOL

    one of the best comments on th tube!

  • hahaha lol! johnny barvo

  • ahahahahahahahahah LMFAO ahahahahahahahahah johnny bravo ahahahahah he just have to make his hairs blonde and put on cool sunglasses ahhahahahahahah

  • and make those crazy ass moves and talk nonsense lol

    johny bravo. huh aahh huuh

    lool

  • hahahahahhahahahahahhahha

    hilarious XD

    im 18 and i watched that cartoon XD

    the leaner petrucci was more stylish

  • LOL....now here's one Big Pun to Adam02:P

    IN YO FACE ADAM:P

  • Petrucci on steroids awesome!!

  • i'll kill you

  • lol Adam02 is a legend!!

  • He sounds better than adam02!!

  • He looks so much different then he use to. I remember this skinny, long-haired shredder, now look what he has become!

  • yes he looks reallly different... he was awsome but he's a better shredder now... john petrucci and DT rule the world...

  • it's not true....Dream Theater's guitar player now is a big bad bear can't you see it?

    that's not petrucci lol

  • jsajjajajaajajajajajajajajaja nice!

  • Chuck Norris had better be careful - henow has competition fom John Petrucci, or 'Mr Petrucci', as he prefers to be called by

  • Mr. Petrucci vs Chuck Norris.....you're talkin about some deadly shit man.

  • the universe would implode

  • OH shit hes huge...but that was funny though!

  • haha, he sounds just like the adam02 voice.

  • I think Petrucci might of broke his button on his pants

  • He's said that he works out as a hobby.

  • yeah petrucci is a freak on gym stuff.... he had something to do with body building or something...

  • i think he and myung used to practice martial arts when they were young

  • Rofl imagine getting your ass kicked by those 2 guys, it be awzome!

  • you'd be like, wow i'm getting my ass kicked by portnoy and petrucci! and at the same time, shit this is really gunna hurt.

  • wow what a beast!

    i'll bet he's a powerlifter! he should do some body building to get those babies more defined

  • hmm i bet petrucci and chris B from megadeth are prob the 2 most muscular shredders out there. on the other hand malmsteen is prob one of the most out of shape shredders.

  • dont forget michael romeo. lol!

  • haha yeah malmsteen and romeo are on the same workout program (eating twinkies and watching oprah).

  • "He says he had a career once, but all he does is eat cheesecakes all day. I don't believe a word that comes out of his fat mouth." - John Petrucci

  • oh yeah thats classic. I wonder if i can buy malmsteen's cheeecake recipe book on ebay.

  • He must be working as a bouncer when not touring

  • Pure muscles. He's must be damn strong.

  • He must be working out

  • that was so cool

    he made fun of himself, haha!

  • he keeps getting bigger and bigger lol

  • fuck he's been buffing up o.O

  • Hot damn, Petrucci's effin buff, compare him there to, say, the Live Scenes show

  • yeah now he can't impersonate christ anymore lol

  • Hahahaha that`s hilarious

  • hahaha awesome, congrats Adam XD

  • mytube?

  • called a mistake but im sure you've never made one of those.

  • that only means Mike Portnoy doesn't sit on his ass watching youtube videos all day like us.

  • Hehe, you're damn right! :P

    Also... he could mean MYtube anyway... cause he OWNS a percentage cause he's in so many vids :P

  • you might play too fast