holy shit that's awesome! good onya John! haha it's great when the man himself can have a laugh and take the piss out of others like Adam02 that take the piss out of him- top class! Adam02 & Petrucci are both gods
I had to laugh when Jordan Rudess told Petrucci "you're the star!" (the one from the vid). Like if immitation of Petrucci was bigger star than himself.
john looked like a hollywood actor who could pose for GQ at around 2005. now he looks like the centerfold for a fucking harley davidson magazine. but one thing does not change....the amount of people that die when he shreds.
I'm pretty shocked to hear the news. Don't think anyone saw that coming. I can understand him being burnt out though. If you've watched the DVDs you can see how much he's done for the band over the years aside from just the music.
He's literally become what Adam02 made him sound like, a big buff god that makes all other lifeforms around him feel inferior and worthless. Damn those are some big biceps, he can shred AND beat the shit out of people.
I didn't think it was possible for John Petrucci to become any more awesome than he already was, but of course, being the god he is, he proved me wrong.
Wow hes huge! he must have worked out really hard. But i actualy prefer the skinny Petrucci. You see him now and its like his guitar were so freaking small. XD
hmm i bet petrucci and chris B from megadeth are prob the 2 most muscular shredders out there. on the other hand malmsteen is prob one of the most out of shape shredders.
i don't understand why people compares god with petrucci.. I know he is cool and all that crap but he can't play the guitar as petrucci does, honest.
andywhishus 3 weeks ago
YOU DON'T FUCKING INTERRUPT GOD WHEN HE'S SPEAKING!
julianholguin 3 weeks ago
lol it's cool that they have a sense of humor about this. Unlike Yngwie who went on a vendetta to take down every video on youtube that mocked him
RICbass78 5 months ago 4
Adams account is back up!!!!
Morphis 11 months ago 27
@Morphis everyone thumbs up this, it's true
chandlerblancaflor 11 months ago 3
I betcha he is proud of the guitarist he mocked mocking him.
FireRagnarok 1 year ago
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zacker2000 1 year ago
@zacker2000 cool story bro.
metallica5252 1 year ago
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zacker2000 1 year ago
John Petrucci is Adam02!!!!
alcoholocaust 1 year ago
Where is Adam02?
ChuckNorris134 1 year ago
"I can('t) play a billion notes per second!"
steitisch 1 year ago
I'm just curious, is he heating his arm up so that its easier to play? someone please answer cuz that would help me out alot this winter.
hamboner2005 1 year ago
Adam02 lives on!
SigDrums 1 year ago
my god he actually imitated the voice pretty good lol
RyuGuitarFreak 1 year ago
I never thought, that Petrucci has such a small ego which leads him to steroids!
BeatBay 1 year ago
He's a great guitarist and a very nice guy. A little insecure about his body though...
frogscar 1 year ago
@frogscar Haha never thought of it that way before, he doesn't seem like the type of person to be vain over his appearance.
lhc89 1 year ago
Where did all the adam02 videos go???
bullrug965 1 year ago
@bullrug965 his account was most likely banned
panamanian911 1 year ago
@panamanian911 laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
bullrug965 1 year ago
@bullrug965
He deleted his channel )-:
wernsels 1 year ago
wow he sounds exactly the same!!
Guyverhoeven 1 year ago
adam02's account is DOWN!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
thumbs up to protest to get it back up :D
soocool78 1 year ago 134
@soocool78 I'm back, relax guy :-)
adam02 6 months ago 10
@soocool78 No he's back on.
Metalunited101 3 months ago
@Metalunited101 yea i know, i posted that comment a year ago :)
soocool78 3 months ago
holy shit that's awesome! good onya John! haha it's great when the man himself can have a laugh and take the piss out of others like Adam02 that take the piss out of him- top class! Adam02 & Petrucci are both gods
petejt 1 year ago
I had to laugh when Jordan Rudess told Petrucci "you're the star!" (the one from the vid). Like if immitation of Petrucci was bigger star than himself.
mamlasu 1 year ago
"That's what youre doing, you're just vaxing, aren't you?"
metalorgienorway 1 year ago
he´s really jacked compared to the images awake era lol! And i think it´s cool he think the hysterical funny voiceovers was hilarious too :D
and there can never be another Adam 02, that was his thing.
SkeksisBestSongEver 1 year ago
Chris Broderick is more ripped than Petrucci.
Jagguar20 1 year ago
omg!lol
ryonafan 1 year ago
how is that posssible... that cant be just a lot of workout... he almost looked skinny before Oo
BadFluCh 1 year ago 2
you know you've made it when a guitar hero imitates you imitating him...wow
Rectanglectum 1 year ago 19
He can kill people if he wants to, he just doesn't feel like it because it's not good for album sales. LOL!
Metalunited101 1 year ago 2
I just have one thing to say... dianabol!
rhandros 1 year ago
Petrucci takes physical stimulant(check the Dream Theater backstage tour)
Firedblood 2 years ago
john looked like a hollywood actor who could pose for GQ at around 2005. now he looks like the centerfold for a fucking harley davidson magazine. but one thing does not change....the amount of people that die when he shreds.
killacuban123 2 years ago 18
lol
jodellstasic 2 years ago
What the hell is being said at :01?
It sounds like: "Shit! titty guts!"
Im pretty sure thats it.
xPurpleDrinkx9001 2 years ago
I fuckin saw a video of him from a few years back and his arms were no bigger than mine. WTF this dude must have done nothing but lift.
VegitoVai90 2 years ago
his guitars are made from pure led.
drumboarder1 2 years ago
hahahahaha johns cool
80smetalchild 2 years ago
Holy fuck, no wonder why he can play as fast as he does, look at the size of his fucking arms!
I could play a billion notes per second too if my arms were that big lol
MCLOVIN50 2 years ago
@MCLOVIN50
Not really, Paul Gilbert is faster, and his biceps are like Petrucci's pinkys.
But GODDAMN. Look at those CANNONS!!
He could rip a gorilla in half and still not break a sweat!
legendofzelda101 2 years ago 2
@legendofzelda101
Well if you want to get technical, gilbert is indeed faster, but I was just kidding lol
But seriously...John petrucci got HUGE out of nowhere!
I wouldn't fuck with him lol
MCLOVIN50 2 years ago
gilbert's amazing and awesome but.. not faster/better at all :/
drumboarder1 2 years ago
look at his fucking arms!
olliemedsy 2 years ago 2
adam02 ftw
Stroudbeau 2 years ago 4
Now, not only do I want to know John's secret on guitar technique, but I need to find out his workout program.
BillMonarch 2 years ago 4
Haha, he looks like Johnathan HIllstrand from Deadliest Catch now.
faithnoman 2 years ago
ahahaha
abaurre3 2 years ago
too funny! :D
ChrisKeksii 2 years ago
I remeber when dream theater had a guitar man nowadays they have a guitar bear lol xP
xXmusicman007Xx 2 years ago 105
@xXmusicman007Xx
The dream theater we know is no more...
wernsels 1 year ago
@wernsels
:(
I'm pretty shocked to hear the news. Don't think anyone saw that coming. I can understand him being burnt out though. If you've watched the DVDs you can see how much he's done for the band over the years aside from just the music.
SideEffectt 1 year ago
@xXmusicman007Xx dude I saw them live last june, hes fucking jacked lol
Metal4Lyfe29 1 year ago
when did he get SOOOOO BIG ?????? O.o
asabua 2 years ago 3
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sabian16 2 years ago
Dude is built like a tank nowadays! He's huge!!!
MontellWilliamz 2 years ago 6
He has big fucking arms!
malvern666 2 years ago 5
Mytub.... the Youtube guy :D
organmies 2 years ago 4
LMAO, I didn't figure he actually knew about that guy, Adam's hilarious.
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He looked better when he was smaller.
VH5150VH 2 years ago
hahaha put pause at 0:04 min... hahahaha he is hulk
SmokeAndMirrors2 2 years ago
This is so sweet that your videos have made it this far.. You're actually in Contact with Petrucci!
randylikesdrums 2 years ago
hahaah this is great
cheesewheel08 2 years ago
WORLD DOMINATION MODE : OFF [ ON ]
buga8421 2 years ago 5
He's literally become what Adam02 made him sound like, a big buff god that makes all other lifeforms around him feel inferior and worthless. Damn those are some big biceps, he can shred AND beat the shit out of people.
0PhantomShadow0 2 years ago 9
hes pretty fat, jesus
hameed 2 years ago
those are muscles. he's into body building now.
G0D666 2 years ago 9
John Petrucci is a fan of body building, and he actually is a body builder (sort of). Not fat. He's Jesus. God. He's your hero.
AudunYT 2 years ago 12
its muscles, idiot
elmetallico111 2 years ago 3
holy shit hes ripped
kls4life 2 years ago
He can fight in ultimate fight or K1 with his !!! IBANEZ!!! guitar
YTSE1988 2 years ago
He is a part time body builder, No joke.
Mapon123 2 years ago 6
Holy sh** he's huge =D Good look man
bjarnifreyr 2 years ago 2
JP is HUGE
tpcardoso 2 years ago 5
i know he is such a BEAST now!!
Tuttyistheshizz 2 years ago 2
YES! Win!
ReDhAvEn1993 2 years ago
I didnt realize petrucci was so fucking huge!
jordaniac89 2 years ago 3
man awesome ahahahhahaha
labrovic1 2 years ago
Petrucci vs Chuck Norris: Petrucci sumons michael angelo and 40 angels to rip chuck´s face lol
TheF1PinkVoltaDream 2 years ago 4
michael angelo batio? lol
cheetabrad 2 years ago
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nobody beats chuck norris. nobody.
ironman617 2 years ago
Jack Bauer does
SultansOfSwing11 2 years ago
Last time Chuck challeged Petrucci Big Bang Occured... XD
Ghzx2 2 years ago 10
oh god JP is fucking funny XD
MISTIKRAIN88 2 years ago 3
exellent !
02dkell 2 years ago
he's in bulk phase ROFLS
AngryLlamaz 2 years ago
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gytarok 2 years ago
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fuck you. you fucking pussy, john fucking petrucci is fucking jacked! so fuck you fucker.
ThePeruvianSky 2 years ago
Hes not fat, hes jacked.
Zynpar09 2 years ago 8
"most of my picking technique is kind of managed by this forearm"
please tell me that just a huge trolling attempt
bozodaclown51 2 years ago
lol, just in case you dont know left from right.. :P
nah, prolly cause a bunch of noobs pick through wrist flicking.. losers! :)
sprightliful 2 years ago
haha
dreadbet 2 years ago
For some reason the way Jordan says "it's you! ......you're the star........." is really funny to me!
GuillermoSmyser 2 years ago 2
lol you might play too fast
xoxoimmaflirtxox 2 years ago 3
holy shit! someone lifts weights lol. that's right there is my goal. lol gonna take a couple more years tho. at least lol....
LordHines420 2 years ago
petrucci kicks ass!
theZoftime 2 years ago
LOL
"I find when my arm isn't at 104 degrees I can't pick" LOL
cheesedude9998 2 years ago
OMG LOL
BloodRelic101 2 years ago
lmao I bet adam02 squealed like a little girl when he saw this
"OMG HE WATCHED MY VID!"
XplodingGuy 2 years ago 65
Haha seriously! Those dubs are pretty hilarious too. I'm not surprised he finds them funny.
HayabusaNoTsuchi 2 years ago 2
I would do the same!!
KazeReload 2 years ago
I agree
adam02 2 years ago 17
thats comical they know about your videos lmao. MAKE MORE!!!
stalingrenhatten 2 years ago 2
@XplodingGuy lol he probably would! i would to...
gangsterthomas1000 1 year ago
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zacker2000 1 year ago
Haha "Don't rip it off you might play too fast" Epic!
JISCSHY 2 years ago
LMAO :D
Petrucci owns!
kodoku42 2 years ago 3
hahaha this is so awesome
glacier2win 2 years ago
he really beefed up.
filitalian 2 years ago
Hence the nickname Beartrucci.
HayabusaNoTsuchi 2 years ago
he works out all the time, hes a huge fan of bodybuilding
nblax41 2 years ago
Lol I figured XP
MorbidGuardian 2 years ago
Well, it depends on which holy book your reading lol
MorbidGuardian 2 years ago
I didn't think it was possible for John Petrucci to become any more awesome than he already was, but of course, being the god he is, he proved me wrong.
MorbidGuardian 2 years ago 3
cant believe the weight diff between 90's petrucci and now
ThePungentstench 2 years ago 7
shut up noob!!!remember i can timewarp!!!
k0stil 2 years ago
he looks like someone out of the worlds strongest man tv show! keep pumpin john
jkodee 2 years ago
omg
he sounded just like adam02 LMAO
flupusbarbosa561 2 years ago 4
Wow hes huge! he must have worked out really hard. But i actualy prefer the skinny Petrucci. You see him now and its like his guitar were so freaking small. XD
Any ways... all hail Petrucci!!!
VincentLaw12 2 years ago 7
"ohh my arm just snapped"
"And I'm going to kill you"
-Petrucci (God)
ultimateguitar553 2 years ago 8
Adam02 Must be loving this.
jackobyte24 2 years ago 11
yeah, he evenhas this video as one of his favorites in his channel
silversceptile 2 years ago
well he just relised he doesnt need to make any petrucci parodys
petrucci will do it himself
7SethMurrant7 2 years ago
Win.
recojocarton 2 years ago
"The mytube..youtube guy". LOL nice fuck up
FurbyParade226 2 years ago 7
HAHAHA i saw this too!
crablord 2 years ago
Jesus! He said he'd been working out, which is part of the reason he changed his custom guitar...
But my GOD he's gotten huge!
89otnas 2 years ago 3
why has he put on so much weight?xD
celedeox54 2 years ago
That's not putting on weight, that's pure muscle right there. He's starting to look like johnny bravo
celethon 2 years ago 36
LOLOLOL
one of the best comments on th tube!
basshred 2 years ago 3
hahaha lol! johnny barvo
auflehnen 2 years ago 3
ahahahahahahahahah LMFAO ahahahahahahahahah johnny bravo ahahahahah he just have to make his hairs blonde and put on cool sunglasses ahhahahahahahah
deadmous3 2 years ago
and make those crazy ass moves and talk nonsense lol
johny bravo. huh aahh huuh
lool
SjPedro 2 years ago
hahahahahhahahahahahhahha
hilarious XD
im 18 and i watched that cartoon XD
the leaner petrucci was more stylish
nipiytorito 2 years ago
LOL....now here's one Big Pun to Adam02:P
IN YO FACE ADAM:P
karasunyox 2 years ago
Petrucci on steroids awesome!!
javisucani 2 years ago
i'll kill you
theninjawizard21 2 years ago
lol Adam02 is a legend!!
brunthroath6912 2 years ago 3
He sounds better than adam02!!
jkerrigan1990 2 years ago 4
He looks so much different then he use to. I remember this skinny, long-haired shredder, now look what he has become!
yellowshirtguy 2 years ago 7
yes he looks reallly different... he was awsome but he's a better shredder now... john petrucci and DT rule the world...
TheUnamenable 2 years ago
it's not true....Dream Theater's guitar player now is a big bad bear can't you see it?
that's not petrucci lol
SjPedro 2 years ago
jsajjajajaajajajajajajajajaja nice!
ferquintosol 2 years ago
Chuck Norris had better be careful - henow has competition fom John Petrucci, or 'Mr Petrucci', as he prefers to be called by
buckethearrocks 2 years ago 8
Mr. Petrucci vs Chuck Norris.....you're talkin about some deadly shit man.
lebouski 2 years ago 7
the universe would implode
socloseno 2 years ago 3
OH shit hes huge...but that was funny though!
15viceandvirtues 2 years ago
haha, he sounds just like the adam02 voice.
cottenswab9000 2 years ago
I think Petrucci might of broke his button on his pants
RLuteran 2 years ago 3
He's said that he works out as a hobby.
tigerhawkteenager 2 years ago
yeah petrucci is a freak on gym stuff.... he had something to do with body building or something...
XIIIX 2 years ago
i think he and myung used to practice martial arts when they were young
deathmetaliscool 2 years ago
Rofl imagine getting your ass kicked by those 2 guys, it be awzome!
XIIIX 2 years ago 5
you'd be like, wow i'm getting my ass kicked by portnoy and petrucci! and at the same time, shit this is really gunna hurt.
punkdude543 2 years ago 3
wow what a beast!
i'll bet he's a powerlifter! he should do some body building to get those babies more defined
tpcardoso 2 years ago
hmm i bet petrucci and chris B from megadeth are prob the 2 most muscular shredders out there. on the other hand malmsteen is prob one of the most out of shape shredders.
shaqdaddy11 2 years ago 14
dont forget michael romeo. lol!
noidearich 2 years ago
haha yeah malmsteen and romeo are on the same workout program (eating twinkies and watching oprah).
shaqdaddy11 2 years ago 6
"He says he had a career once, but all he does is eat cheesecakes all day. I don't believe a word that comes out of his fat mouth." - John Petrucci
endlessintertwined 2 years ago
oh yeah thats classic. I wonder if i can buy malmsteen's cheeecake recipe book on ebay.
shaqdaddy11 2 years ago
He must be working as a bouncer when not touring
mitsakos1313 2 years ago
Pure muscles. He's must be damn strong.
passgodtpaadegselv 2 years ago
He must be working out
thedudeofrude 2 years ago
that was so cool
he made fun of himself, haha!
LesPauloCaster 2 years ago
he keeps getting bigger and bigger lol
ibby40k 2 years ago 7
fuck he's been buffing up o.O
777VAI777 2 years ago 7
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man, Petrucci looks like he got fat.
fraserpaterson 2 years ago
Hot damn, Petrucci's effin buff, compare him there to, say, the Live Scenes show
Dragonfly298 2 years ago 3
yeah now he can't impersonate christ anymore lol
Brasker 2 years ago 8
Hahahaha that`s hilarious
Elentor 2 years ago
hahaha awesome, congrats Adam XD
persini 2 years ago
mytube?
seraphxl18 2 years ago
called a mistake but im sure you've never made one of those.
pbnep 2 years ago 4
that only means Mike Portnoy doesn't sit on his ass watching youtube videos all day like us.
marick626 2 years ago 14
Hehe, you're damn right! :P
Also... he could mean MYtube anyway... cause he OWNS a percentage cause he's in so many vids :P
KingBigBang 2 years ago
you might play too fast
panamanian911 2 years ago